File: the-inseminator.swf-(1.66 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 3431296 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3431308 why is such a shit game with no payoff so punishing?
>> [_] Anon 3431319 that's the joke right click then click forward
>> [_] Anon 3431320 is the sex just the whore and the college girls?
>> [_] Anon 3431327 is the test actually difficult or am I really this retarded
>> [_] Anon 3431330 >># Never rule out both options, anon.
>> [_] Anon 3431331 >># >># Fly to the beach with some cash and charm. Basically impossible to not get laid there it seems.
>> [_] Anon 3431364 Anyone know what the cutoff is? I got 137 women impregnated with the quote "Casanova wouldn't have done better", a Diploma that just says Dr, and a trophy with a pair of panties. Is there anything past this?
>> [_] Anon 3431375 >># I just used an autoclicker and got a score of 40.

File: the-inseminator.swf-(1.66 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 3416369 matix code:0 99 97 0 0 0 99 0 76 0 30 66 0 49 0 1 2 0 0 3
>> [_] Anon 3416377 >># I don't know what you did but the matrix code is fucked and causes all your values to overflow.
>> [_] Anon 3416382 This game is weird as fuck. I remember there was something similar in concept to this, but you played as an anime boy with green hair instead. That one was better.
>> [_] Anon 3416385 >># Used the cheats and then jacked off to the weird janky mid-2000s animations. Feels good.
>> [_] Anon 3416398 >># that one is also called inseminator

File: the-inseminator.swf-(1.66 MB, 550x400, Porn)
[_] Anon 3287404 I'm posting a flash that I busted several nuts to when I was but a wee little faggot. I hope you enjoy it. I think it's pretty good. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3287408 slept for 18 days and took a bath. can't even get a hooker. >feels bad man
>> [_] Anon 3287474 >tfw strength and intelligence at the start do nothing It's all about charm and money when you start out, sad but true.
>> [_] Anon 3287479 Those test are fucking impossible
>> [_] Anon 3287488 >tfw when I try to chat up girls and end up gettin fined for 1k Im a god damn slime. I have dreams.
>> [_] Anon 3287491 I got slapped by girls too many times, went insane, and shot up a store.
>> [_] Anon 3287492 I remember this game, great post, op
>> [_] Anon 3287493 I have been slapped multiple times, failed those impossible test numerous times too, everyday the same routine, wake up, eat some meat, work till I'll have money for hooker, fuck, repeat. Finally after some time I went mad and shot the airport down That's some depressing game inb4 y multiple hooker fucks I found out that's just one person too late :^)
>> [_] Anon 3287522 >Sleeping doesn't restore your energy This is bullshit!
>> [_] Anon 3287524 >># It actually takes it away. Why?
>> [_] Anon 3287526 >># Why are you hungry when you wake up?
>> [_] Anon 3287532 >># Good point, I don't get any hit points immedeitaly after I wake up though...

File: the-inseminator.swf-(1.66 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] INSEMINAT'R Anon 2406960 inseminate her
>> [_] Anon 2406981 wtf....
>> [_] Anon 2407009 >># Any other games like this but where you play as an actual person?
>> [_] Google 2407016 0 99 97 0 0 0 99 0 76 0 30 66 0 49 0 1 2 0 0 3 in matrix
>> [_] Anon 2407017 >># You talking shit about the inseminator?
>> [_] Anon 2407025 >># much easier, more porn
>> [_] Anon 2407029 is it possible to win a figh
>> [_] Anon 2407036 Its weird, I like the guys porn style but he only seems to do it for fun very minimally with his various games.
>> [_] Anon 2407061 why can't i fuck the girls in the gym do i need more points in strength or something and what are the alley and parking lot for
>> [_] Anon 2407070 What a shit game. Twice this happens. Work your ass all day to win less than 100 bucks, need to eat a big-ass ham every day just to have the energy to walk to the places you need to go, at the uni TALK to the girls there, get fined $1,000 bucks for sexual harassment. Because of the debt I cannot eat, therefore can't do anything else and lose the game.
>> [_] Anon 2407104 $1000 fine for sexual harrassment = Worse Game Ever Forever alone.
>> [_] Anon 2407119 Reminds me of those old newgrounds games where it's all just doing one thing for somebody so you can fuck them, and that leads to fucking another somebody. I used to play those all the time, but nobody ever made anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2407137 >># generation grown out of it or just stepped up to the real thing. irl

File: the-inseminator.swf-(1.66 MB, 550x400, Hentai)
[_] A game that will piss you off Anon 2019609
>> [_] Anon 2019622 go to matrix and enter 0 99 97 0 0 0 99 0 76 0 30 66 0 49 0 1 2 0 0 3

File[the-inseminator.swf] - (1.66 MB)
[_] [H] needs moar [H] Anon 1623632
>> [_] Anon 1623635 cheats? cheats.
>> [_] Anon 1623644 >># This. Also why the fuck does the game give no indication of whether or not you are actually gaining something? Why is the test near impossible?
>> [_] Anon 1623646 I have no clue what I'm supposed to be doing but I can't stop the game.
>> [_] Anon 1623661 Go to matix and enter 0 99 97 0 0 0 99 0 76 0 30 66 0 49 0 1 2 0 0 3
>> [_] Anon 1623665 What the hell does the back alley by your house do?
>> [_] Grapes 1623672 >># check that and the garage daily for street fights :3
>> [_] Anon 1623678 $1000 fine for sexual harassment on Day 4. Awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1623700 fuck test if i wanted to fail test I can do that on thursday
>> [_] Anon 1623713 WHY WOULD IT TAKE ENERGY TO SLEEP
>> [_] Anon 1623725 javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariabl e("_root.cash", 10000); type that in for alot of cash javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariabl e("_root.charm", 10000); for a lot of charm javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariabl e("cash", 9001); javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariabl e("_root.hp", 10000); is the variable for health and if you want to end the game quickly, use: javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariabl e("_root.day", 10000);
>> [_] Anon 1623731 whoever made this game was a jackass
>> [_] Anon 1623735 Yeah, eat that old moldy disgusting mayo.
>> [_] Anon 1623743 i like to right click the game and click play. You end up at random scenes in the game.
>> [_] Anon 1623777 How the fuck do I get energy?
>> [_] Anon 1623781 >># Doesn't beat a $2,000 sexual harassment fine on the first day.
>> [_] Repartee !i7.CoreT.I 1623788 >># Fuck you. I almost had it.
>> [_] Anon 1623789 >># I don't know why, but I can never get these cheats to work.
>> [_] Anon 1623791 lol @ the snatch reference when you take the plane somewhere. but, seriously, this game seems to be very RNG-based. could bang the girls one day, then the others no luck. also that 1000 dollar fine is retarded.
>> [_] Anon 1623811 Alright time to run the game through a decompiler to figure out how exactly to play it.
>> [_] Anon 1623814 There's a stress variable, not shown anywhere. When it exceeds 30 you commit suicide.
>> [_] Anon 1623815 >># How do I get these to work?
>> [_] Anon 1623816 >># had that happen. any idea of the hooker lowers it?
>> [_] Anon 1623822 How to gain and lose stress: whore: -0.4 cleaning job: +0.3 Salesman job: +0.7 getting beaten up: +0.1 ship: -0.6 $30 hotel: -1.0 $50 hotel: -1.0 Bath: -0.2 financial advisor job: +0.7 Lecturer: +0.7 studying: +1.4 sexual harassment lawsuit: +3.0 getting lucky with a girl: -2.0 getting slapped: +2.0 Stress is bad. Get 30 and you lose the game. So just keep taking a lot of baths to avoid dying.
>> [_] Anon 1623824 Whore has 5% chance of being impregnated, other girls have 85% chance.
>> [_] Anon 1623826 University chicks are easy, just raise your charm
>> [_] Anon 1623830 This game is broken. There is no secret. The only winning move is to not play.
>> [_] Anon 1623841 Went on vacation, got eaten by shark on day 11. Game is broken.
>> [_] Anon 1623844 Day 2. $2,000 dollars in sexual harassment charges and fines. Eat moldy mayo.
>> [_] Anon 1623866 >># Thanks a ton man.
>> [_] Anon 1623867 I beat the game with about 140 pregs. Go on vacations for much easier girls with no chance of lawsuits. Either place will do, but snow land is cheaper.
>> [_] Anon 1623870 Also, this game is seriously not worth playing.

File[the-ininator.swf] - (1.66 MB)
[_] [H] More H games Anon 1493039 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1493050 What the hell is up with those tests?
>> [_] Anon 1493056 Hacked version, please?
>> [_] Anon 1493062 no need for hacked version- just someone to post the matrix code that works in the game
>> [_] Anon 1493063 >># >># This please
>> [_] Anon 1493066 This is fucking retarded. Chatting up girls seems random as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1493067 Hacked Matrix: 0 99 97 0 0 0 99 0 76 0 30 66 0 49 0 1 2 0 0 3
>> [_] Anon 1493087 I lol'd when I realized that it was a sim
>> [_] Anon 1493089 javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariabl e("_root.cash", 10000); type that in for alot of cash javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariabl e("_root.charm", 10000); for a lot of charm
>> [_] Anon 1493091 0 500 95 0 -740 0 99 0 0 49 1 1 2 0 0 3 or this
>> [_] Anon 1493094 What's the deal with that parking garage? Is there supposed to be anything there?
>> [_] Anon 1493104 >># Random Underground fighting.
>> [_] Anon 1493123 >># dump question but where do I put that?
>> [_] Anon 1493126 >># address bar then hit enter then just go somewhere else like into a building and it will update and you can change the amount to what ever number 10000 just seems like a decent number
>> [_] Anon 1493127 >># thanks!
>> [_] Anon 1493131 these sex scenes aren't terribly rewarding...
>> [_] Anon 1493143 How the fuck do I regain energy?
>> [_] Anon 1493147 >># eating numbnuts
>> [_] Anon 1493150 >># javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariabl e("_root.hp", 10000); is the variable for health and if you want to end the game quickly, use: javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariabl e("_root.day", 10000);
>> [_] Anon 1493151 >green alien blob comes to earth >everyone is fine with it what
>> [_] Anon 1493185 >># Eat some mayo bro, that shit is delicious.
>> [_] Anon 1493191 >># needs more cheat-codes. more of those root.???? for strength, agility and so on.
>> [_] Anon 1493197 haha, got a $1000 fine for sexual harrasment. I'm at -895 now and can't buy food lol.
>> [_] Anon 1493205 This game is all an elaborate troll flash, I approve.
>> [_] Anon 1493237 what are the other variables?

File[the-inseminator.swf] - (1.66 MB)
[_] [G] Dating Sim Dump Anon 1447697
>> [_] Anon 1447726 Good god, it's like someone took a game and deliberately wanted it to be bad!
>> [_] Anon 1447756 Go, Gloopy, fuck some bitches!
>> [_] Anon 1447761 Stupid Sexual Harrasment.
>> [_] Anon 1447762 Skinfag...
>> [_] Anon 1447860 How 2 win?
>> [_] Anon 1447873 It's missing the stress bar that the one on NG has. So if you don't use your spare health to take bathes to stave off the stress eventually you'll just have a breakdown.
>> [_] Anon 1447881 >># Beats being a fucking Fur EVERY TEIM!
>> [_] Anon 1447926 sleeping.. should not take energy

File[the-inseminator.swf] - (1.66 MB)
[_] [H] Anon 1391325 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1391332 Don't you just love lazy game design?
>> [_] Anon 1391334 >># Yeah, I think it's swell. ^_^
>> [_] Anon 1391355 how do you avoid getting slapped with sexual harassment fines
>> [_] Anon 1391358 >># Probley need more charm or intelligence or both.
>> [_] Anon 1391369 sexual harassment LOL isnt it fun to live in a faschist society
>> [_] Anon 1391376 whore, easy. win
>> [_] Anon 1391442 >Fight underground >win $1,000 Fuck yeah
>> [_] Anon 1391448 >># how do you fight underground?
>> [_] Anon 1391460 Where is Ren when you need him? It's hacking time.
>> [_] Anon 1391465 Anyone know the matrix codes?
>> [_] Anon 1391468 >># Parking garage >># It's just for loading your game
>> [_] ‮mortsliaF 1391471 -sigh- javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariabl e("cash", 9001) This game sucks. Why would you want to cheat at it?
>> [_] Anon 1391480 >># Nice, Charm can be raised to 100 using the same method.
>> [_] Mr. Fedora 1391484 >># >Why would you want to cheat? Because it's a crappy game and nobody wants to waste time having to deal with all of it's crap.
>> [_] Anon 1391492 HAAAAAAAAAAAAACK IT PLS :(
>> [_] ‮mortsliaF 1391493 >># I'm getting the variables, hold your freaking horses. I thought cash was good enough.
>> [_] Anon 1391494 >># You know, I never figured out how to use these kinds of codes.. You put them in the address bar, i know, but I always just get a 404 when I do that
>> [_] ‮mortsliaF 1391495 >># Clear the address bar. The script should be the only thing in it. Does that help?
>> [_] ‮mortsliaF 1391500 intelligence = javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariabl e("brain", 100) Charm = javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariabl e("charm", 100) strength = javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariabl e("force", 100) agility = javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariabl e("agile", 100) Endurance = javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariabl e("endure, 100)
>> [_] Anon 1391503 >># >># thanks, to both of you :>
>> [_] Anon 1391504 >># You is are the man!
>> [_] ‮mortsliaF 1391505 >># I forgot the quote after endure. javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariabl e("endure", 100)
>> [_] Anon 1391523 That little blob is disgustingly cute. Especially when he eats cake.
>> [_] Anon 1391537 >go to gym >chat up ladies >drive to trailer >[spoiler]fork in condom[/spoiler] I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1391546 Matrix guide a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t a= endurance value is a little wierd though, as with other stats. I suggest around 25 b= money. you can put more than 2 digits here c= days left. d= intelligence (same rules as other stats) e= charm (stat rule) f= agility (stat rule) g= don't know ( 30 might get diploma) h= strength (stat rule) i= energy (max 76) j= Number of women impregnated (not exact number multiplied by 4 or 5, caps around 30) k= don't know (30 might get diploma) l= health (max 67) m= survival champ belt (1-31, number of times won) n= don't know (49 might get diploma) o= don't know (1 might get diploma) p=roses (99) q=perfume (99) r = 1 puts a negative in front of your cash, leave 0 s= don't know (1 might get a degree) t= rings (50 max) One of the "don't knows" is probably stress level.
>> [_] pedobear 1391559 >go to underground parking lot >right click >press play
>> [_] Anon 1391567 hit points = javascript:document.embeds[0].SetVariabl e("hp", 100)
>> [_] Anon 1391576 o looks like its stress
>> [_] Anon 1391585 i just keep taking tests but not getting any smarter. is it broken, or am I just not seeing the difference?
>> [_] Anon 1391587 >># try to do the financial advisor or tutor job and you see the difference
>> [_] Anon 1391592 >># no, i mean the actual intellect line doesn't seem to move. Do you have to do well on the test, or is just taking the class enough?
>> [_] Anon 1391596 >># how exactly do i hack it with those? isn't there just a matrix number you can give us?
>> [_] ‮mortsliaF 1391602 >># You paste the javascript in the address bar, as previously stated, make sure you delete the acutal address (only scrip in the bar). Think of it as action replay. Also appearantly the max isn't 100 and that will freak your game out after a little while and make everything infinite.
>> [_] Anon 1391603 got 1k fine for sexual
>> [_] Anon 1391604 >># harassment
>> [_] Anon 1391615 all im sayin is post hacked matrix code all i get is a 404.
>> [_] ‮mortsliaF 1391616 >># if you get 404, it's because you left the http://images.4channel.org/f/src/the-ins eminator.swf in the address bar.
>> [_] Anon 1391620 >># INFINITE POWERRRRRRRR
>> [_] Anon 1391622 >># funny that even with infinite stats I get shot down sometimes.
>> [_] Anon 1391623 Main town, right-click + play. Right-click + play again.
>> [_] Anon 1391625 >># still not workin can you give me a link on what i aim for? like charm or somthin?
>> [_] ‮mortsliaF 1391637 >># I am -really- confused by that request. Have a screenshot. http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1286588843 575.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1391641 >># ok can you do that again and then give me the matrix code?
>> [_] Anon 1391643 It's funny how the smokin hot lady at the street fight turns into a completely different girl when you take her home.
>> [_] Anon 1391646 damn, whats the variable for "energy"
>> [_] ‮mortsliaF 1391647 http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1286589931 303.jpg You are an exceptionally lazy faggot. Also, that number was 450, didn't work because it exceeded maximum day or some shit. idk just didn't work
>> [_] ‮mortsliaF 1391649 >># nrj HERPA DERP he's clever.
>> [_] Anon 1391650 >># or so i've been told thank you for the code
>> [_] Anon 1391651 >># damn, I came so close with "nrg" Thanks mate