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[_] course ya can! Anon 3478916

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[_] Anon 1952711 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1952746 I love this.
>> [_] Anon 1952753 >># whot you take me foh?
>> [_] Anon 1952755 hilarious, i just push the button knowingly wrong to hear alle the voices, and cannot stop laughing about it.
>> [_] Anon 1952772 caan iii haave a kniiife
>> [_] Anon 1952804 got it all first try.
>> [_] Anon 1952870 This is an accurate England-simulaor
>> [_] Anon 1952876 Is the knife even possible? Doesn't look like it ever goes low enough.

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[_] Anon 1882931
>> [_] Anon 1882947 i must have played this 200+ times
>> [_] Anon 1882952 >># Wot d'you take me for? Wot d'you take me for? Wot d'you take me for?
>> [_] Anon 1882953 >># CAN I HAVE A KNIIFE PLEASE
>> [_] Anon 1882975 >># Of course you can!
>> [_] Anon 1883020 >Implying that any shopkeeper in Britain is white or even that cheery.

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[_] 'ello there! Anon 1876872 Wot can I get ya? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1876882 my bag was filled with lovely stuff
>> [_] Anon 1876909 Oh fuck I lol'd hard
>> [_] Anon 1876914 wot da yew take me foh
>> [_] Anon 1876915 why is the kitchen knife the hardest to get. is it really that hard to buy a kitchen knife in Britain
>> [_] Anon 1876916 Hey, i get it now
>> [_] Anon 1877062 >># http://frontpagemag.com/2012/dgreenfield /british-doctors-call-for-ban-on-long-kit chen-knives-to-end- stabbings/
>> [_] Anon 1877093 Can I have some Reese's Piec- Sure ya can.

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[_] [G] Anon 1571731 Nice one, Sonny Jim Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1571749 fucking lol
>> [_] Anon 1571820 god this is terrible. Get so tired of hearing the shopkeeper repeat the same shit over and over. Not saying it isn't a challenge, just that it's god damn annoying to play for any length of time.
>> [_] Anon 1571835 >># what do you take me for

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[_] [G] Anon 1566415 Can I have a pack of fucks(?), please?
>> [_] Anon 1566416 god DAMN the knife is IMPOSSIBLE AAARRRGGGHHH
>> [_] Anon 1566417 >># What do you take me for?
>> [_] Anon 1566422 Why wouldn't the shopkeeper allow him to have a tube of superglue? And HOLY MOTHER OF MERCY dat cigarette voice
>> [_] Anon 1566426 >># i got the knife but it was on the white bar so i got lucky
>> [_] Anon 1566434 >Can I have some Rizlas, pl0x? Of course you can. Anything else? >Can I have some cigarettes? lolk. Anything else? >Can I have some lager, pl0x? Sure. Anything else? >Can I have a tube of superglue (in a VERY slightly higher-pitched voice)? OMG GTFO OF HERE, UNDERAGEB& FFUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1566453 can i have a pack of fags please? (fags being british slang for cigarettes) and here in good ol' blighty solvent based glues (superglue, polystyrene cement etc.) are age restricted although rizlas aren't.
>> [_] Anon 1566460 >># >solvent based glues (superglue, polystyrene cement etc.) are age restricted I think that's true in some places in America too, but I never was given a straight answer on why.
>> [_] Anon 1566462 Because some people sniff glue to get high and as it's solvent based it fucks your brain massively.
>> [_] Anon 1566464 >># And so they suddenly won't do that if they're older? Sounds like a crock of shit to me.
>> [_] Anon 1566466 That is actually true, i agree with you though as it's adults who tend to do the glue sniffing not kids, it is pretty stupid to restrict it, you can do the same thing with aerosol deodorants too but they aren't restricted.
>> [_] Anon 1566468 >># Drug(and things that can be used as drugs) restrictions are always fucked up, and lobbied and all that shit, people think it's just the US, but it happens everywhere. Though the US is one of the worst. And this is coming from a dude who doesn't touch them.
>> [_] Anon 1566530 OH GOOOOOOOOOOD I've never had so much fun with a game.
>> [_] Anon 1566550 >># >drug laws >a crock of shit Wow, totally didn't see that one coming.
>> [_] Anon 1566580 What the fuck is the first thing you ask for?
>> [_] Anon 1566582 Whoopee doo Your bag is full of lovely stuff. Nice one Sonny Jim
>> [_] Anon 1566632 >British please just no. just no
>> [_] Anon 1566640 >># Never heard of them but apparently this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rizla
>> [_] Anon 1566663 I got the knife on my first try
>> [_] Anon 1566665 >># I did too, but my post appears to have been deleted. It was pretty much: >># >that feel when you got the knife on the first try >that feel when you don't understand a thing the kid says

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[_] [G] Hello thar, what can I get ya? Anon 1418700 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1418703 This is awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1418705 Is the knife level even possible to beat?
>> [_] Anon 1418714 >># i did, it's tough but it seems that the bar never goes past the line you just have to get lucky and hit the button when the bar meets the line
>> [_] !gARYoAkkEw 1418723 >># What do you take me for?
>> [_] Anon 1418744 It's gotta be all the way in the green to win. A bit hard but doable. Fun game though.
>> [_] Anon 1418773 the restart is as fucked up as the old nintendos before the save feature. after a few scratch restarts I was all FUCK THIS SHIT.
>> [_] Anon 1418910 not bad, lol internet
>> [_] Anon 1418912 easy just click before it reaches the bottom and there's a small lag which corrects it and ends up having you near the far bottom.
>> [_] Anon 1418914 WHOOPEE DOO
>> [_] Diggy !CcaLSoVKXA 1418915 I remember this game from forever ago. It was impossible at the time, but now I beat it all in one shot. Fun stuff, man.