File: A+Walk+In+The+Woods.swf-(2.88 MB, 550x400, Other)
[_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)19:13 No.2153490
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)19:42 No.2153528
>you will never get to use shitting as a method of flight ;-;
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)19:43 No.2153529
>>2153528
when i fly i like to be able to land without hurting myself
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)19:44 No.2153532
>>2153529
>implying you couldn't safely slide down the column of shit like a firepole
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)19:45 No.2153533
>>2153532
>implying shit has enough friction to let you maintain a safe speed
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)20:03 No.2153557
fucking gravity doesnt just go away god damnit
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)20:14 No.2153573
This is a real...
Shitty flash.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)20:15 No.2153576
The very fact that we're even discussing the feasibility of this PROVES that we're all awesome.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)20:16 No.2153578
>>2153573
shitty indeed
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)20:16 No.2153580
Man Flash technology has come a long way.
Feels good to see new good stuff.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)20:20 No.2153584
>>2153557
They just shat themselves into orbit. The mass of that shit would far exceed their body mass.
Fuck yo logic.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)20:20 No.2153585
brb doing calculations
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)20:51 No.2153630
Alright, to begin with I assumed that the bear was 9 feet, a suitable size for a grizzly bear.
Converting this into meters, I began.
Some careful pixel analysis, based off of the bear's assumed height, showed that the distance the
rabbit launched within three frames of shitting was about 2.5809 meters. I assumed that the video
was running at 24 fps. I calculated that, based off of 24 fps and a nine-foot grizzly, that the
rabbit was moving at about 20.65 meters per second. I'll now figure out the duration of the movie
and calculate the theoretical distance traveled during that time, then compare it to our actual
atmosphere.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)20:57 No.2153642
>>2153630
It still wont bring your dad back.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)21:00 No.2153647
>>2153630
you arnt accounting for acceleration. it looked like he was constipated at the start and im sure
it will take him awhile to reach maximum velocity
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)21:00 No.2153648
>>2153630
Dude but
why
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)21:03 No.2153654
>>2153580
>implying this flash isn't 5 years old
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)21:04 No.2153657
It actually made me laugh.. Thank you OP
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)21:05 No.2153660
>>2153630
55.37 seconds of motion. Of course, I was less than exact. I tried to stop when they did but I'm
only human, you know?
So, let's plug this fucker in.
20.65 m/s * 55.37 s = 1142.3905 m
You could easily breathe at that height; hell, I'm that far above sea level right now. Clearly,
the rabbit has accelerated, though I dare not calculate how much. Instead, I'll just figure out
the mean velocity; I'll set the target at 700,000 m, the base of the exosphere.
That makes a more respectable average speed of 1264.225 m/s.
If you REALLY want to get a more refined number, then by all means do so, but I'm leaving this
where it is. Goodnight, everybody.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)21:07 No.2153663
>>2153630
Challenge for you: find the total mass of the shit ejected from the rabbit's ass, add it to the
estimated mass of the rabbit (google that data for an average or something), and find the density
of the rabbit+shit before it shat.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/13(Tue)21:09 No.2153668
>>2153660
well fuck, dude
