File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:14 No.2136676
you know the drill, post time and score
4,533 seconds and 3443 Asteroids
In before noobs complaining not advancing 1 second lol
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:22 No.2136690
3 hour intro
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:24 No.2136696
From all the times it was posted, I never played it.
Is this really a game? The 1st time I think I waited just 2 minutes before closing the game, and
this time I decided to wait longer and after like 5 minutes I guess I gave up waiting and closed
it yet again.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:26 No.2136697
Fuck, every time I keep on dying after the third level. The tutorial forgot to talk about how to
use gravity against homing missiles.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:26 No.2136698
>>2136690
>>2136696
its an amazing game, most of /f/ agrees with this.
you just lack the patience
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:27 No.2136701
BOILING SEAS
AND POISON GRASS
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:27 No.2136702
>>2136697
did you remember to upgrade the secondary weapon, this helps to counter.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:29 No.2136705
>>2136698
More than 5 minutes to play a simple flash game? Yeah my patience is not that great when even the
art for this thing already questions the quality of it,
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:30 No.2136707
>>2136702
Yeah, I keep forgetting to put my first point into the spread bullets but I keep feeling that
it's better on thrusters or fuel since I have shit fuel management and have almost nothing once I
get to the big rock on that stage.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:31 No.2136710
Ikeep dying on lvl 3,
inb4 ppl complain instructions are too long
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:33 No.2136712
How do you pass the mini boss spider king on level 2?
are there any cheats?
also the intro is fine, god guys, you know that must games you PAY for have longer intros.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:34 No.2136714
>>2136712
Git gud casual.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:35 No.2136717
>>2136714
cheers bro.
Also is save mode suppose to be on?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:36 No.2136718
>>2136717
No
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:42 No.2136727
>>2136712
That's a trick boss, can't kill it with your weapon. You have to dodge static lasers it shoots
and wait for it to launch a homing missile at you. Then you lead the missile around in a circle
to kill the boss (one hit).
Just don't do what I did the first time and kite the missile under the rock the boss is standing
on, the missile will hit the boulder and be wasted. And you won't have enough fuel to dodge the
next wave of lasers it shoots.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:44 No.2136732
>>2136727
FYI, I was trying to slingshot the missile around the bottom of the boulder. Just that stage 3
has so many goddamn little gravity sources with missiles going everywhere that I couldn't really
tell where everything was going.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)00:53 No.2136742
SHIIIIIIIIIIT. Got to stage 4. So many missiles combined with moving asteroids. When I dodge a
rock, the missiles orbit it and swing back around.
When I got towards the end, I realized that the missiles are aimed in such a way that you're
actually only being chased by one volley that was launched at the beginning (and being aimed by
asteroids placed around the map). Fucking awesome!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)01:01 No.2136753
best game in a while seen on /f/
a good change of pace compared to the rest of the crap posted today
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)01:04 No.2136759
>>2136753
I know, right? Only shame is the long intro.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)01:15 No.2136764
>>2136676
>4,533 seconds
You played this game for more than 85 minutes.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)01:25 No.2136774
>>2136705
I started this thing when I was in high school
I'm a professor now
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)01:26 No.2136775
I'm starting to think there isn't actually a game, and it's all a big troll
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)01:28 No.2136778
>>2136775
And my suspicions are confirmed. Good job, /f/
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)01:28 No.2136779
I'm going to cry myself to sleep now
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)01:31 No.2136782
>>2136775
>>2136778
It isn't a troll. There's a tutorial skip button on the lower right. Though it's bugged
(apparently resized to 0.01) so you'll have to do a little pixel hunting.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)01:33 No.2136783
>>2136782
Nice try
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)01:36 No.2136785
omg /f/
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)01:36 No.2136787
>>2136764
After the main game's first 5 levels, there are 10 story levels where you finally clean up the
big bad, after that there are 20 more premade challenge/puzzle levels (some of these are timed
bomb-defuse levels, but they're easy), and then an unlimited number of randomized levels after
that.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)01:40 No.2136793
As a note on the 5th level, write down the bomb defuse code you hear at the beginning. It's
randomized. You'll then have to jump on platforms at the end of the stage in that order (while
dodging rocks, and not smashing into platforms due to huge gravity rocks passing below said
platforms). Creator is a dick, he didn't even subtitles to that that bit and it's hard to hear
over the music.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)01:40 No.2136794
Truly one of the best flash-games ever made.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)02:00 No.2136815
Bra-fucking-vo OP.
This is the first time I have ever considered myself ' trolled'
Great music though.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)02:14 No.2136822
Holy shit after hours of near non-stop play I finally beat this fucking game, fuck that
difficulty spike on level 9, it's like Christopher robin on steroids.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)02:30 No.2136841
Countless times and this never stops being funny. Even if everyone is in on the joke.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/07/13(Mon)03:03 No.2136873
>>2136676
all that time, all the lore and that was all how did i not see this coming dear god that was
amazing
