File: 558562_No_Time_To_Explain.swf-(1.7 MB, Game)
[_] NO TIME TO EXPLAINHerp Derpem !oHERpRH/Ts06/19/12(Tue)01:02No.1702182
>> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)01:05No.1702184 controls suck
>> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)01:15No.1702191 damn this crab thing
>> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)01:25No.1702198 Got dinosaur end. Anything else?
>> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)01:40No.1702204 Sucks
>> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)02:04No.1702218 Controls sucked but I still found it amusing. Why are there spiky balls of death floating above your house?
>> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)02:08No.1702219 Doing this on a touch pad is really fucking hard haha
>> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)03:42No.1702259 >># I got one where the kid becomes the one where he has to head back in time to save himself.
>> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)03:52No.1702265 I landed on top of the UFO. Broke the game. >WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

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[_] [L] Anon 1638981 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1638992 i played this like 3 times before and for the first time found the dino mode
>> [_] Anon 1639011 I like how you labeled this as [L]
>> [_] Anon 1639015 GLASSES TELEPORT. FUCK YEAH
>> [_] Anon 1639325 found glasses and dino any others?

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[_] [G] Games I heard them say. Games. Anon 1613982
>> [_] Anon 1614004 i stuck between house and shed and bad crab run away, wat do?
>> [_] Anon 1614009 Ladies and gentlemen: The flakiest physics engine ever employed by any platformer.
>> [_] CYB 1614016 Good potential for fun but the worst controls of any flash game I've played in a year or two. it'd be worth playing if it worked
>> [_] Anon 1614039 >># GAYYYYYYYYYMES
>> [_] Anon 1614049 this is awful awful crap
>> [_] Anon 1614053 Anyone get the glasses version?
>> [_] Anon 1614056 >># Or the dinosaur one
>> [_] Anon 1614080 holy shit song sauce please?
>> [_] Anon 1614110 > Title of game with sponsoring site on loading screen... >># It's from Oprah.com.
>> [_] Anon 1614122 Apparently, the programmer had no time to create playable controls.
>> [_] Anon 1614129 Jump over the gun and run out of the crack in the wall. Whoops.
>> [_] Anon 1614154 If you dont dinosaur teleport, then you dont know SHIT about video games.
>> [_] Anon 1614179 This game is awesome
>> [_] Anon 1614189 Reduce the window size and set quality to low for more responsive controls and larger field of view. Start shooting down right after you jump for more height.
>> [_] Anon 1614224 Oh fuck, I nearly cried laughing at his screams! "Why do I have this much blood??!??" "Shouldn't I be passing out by now?!? Oh God the PAIN!!" Brilliant, even if it is an ad.

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[_] [G] Anon 1592032 Can you get the dinosaur glasses ending? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1592075 >Restart with dinosaur glasses ending >Mouth in his neck >OHGODWHAT
>> [_] Anon 1592131 Getting glasses teleport and Dinosaur teleport with there shitty controls are a pain. But yeah, get both and the new playthrough is filled with glasses-earing palm trees and shit.
>> [_] Anon 1592134 laaggy game is laggy
>> [_] Anon 1592140 Which fucking retard fucking programmed this shit because FUCKING CRYSIS doesn't even lag my computer, but THIS FUCKING HEAP OF SHIT DOES!
>> [_] Anon 1592141 How the FUCK do you even kill that FUCKING SHIT CRAB?

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[_] [G] There is no time Anon 1446907 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] !l7yVG1pawQ 1446909 Fuck. I can't play this on a laptop.
>> [_] Anon 1446921 Fukkin' saved.
>> [_] Anon 1446925 Gameplay sucks.
>> [_] Anon 1446930 >># No it doesn't, you just have to figure out that... Oh crap, I am out of time.
>> [_] Anon 1446935 >># Nah, I know what that guy means. Sometimes the jump boosting is just plain sucky. But I had fun playing it.
>> [_] Anon 1446937 Hilarious! However, I can't seem to get the hang of the boosting. Right from the start it was annoying- if I wasn't so amused with the dialogue I probably would of quit really quickly.
>> [_] Anon 1446939 The game itself is terrible, but the dialogue/voice actor is amusing. Not bad for a brief distraction.
>> [_] Anon 1446945 If you didn't get the dinosaur ending you don't know SHIT about vidya games
>> [_] Anon 1446967 is it just me or is there massive fucking delay in the controls after you die?
>> [_] Anon 1446969 Holy shit this game is just unplayable. It's not even a bad concept, but the controls just don't work.
>> [_] Cyber Akuma !9pQvCy3xq2 1446970 Got the normal ending after being stuck on that crab forever, then gave up trying to access the secret area behind the house. If the controls didn't suck so much I wouldn't mind getting everything. Funny game, the premise is fun too, but the crappy controls kill it.
>> [_] Anon 1446974 Dinosaurs with glasses. Fuck yeah!
>> [_] Anon 1446975 >># Is that one different from the glass ending?
>> [_] Anon 1447005 how do you save?
>> [_] Anon 1447015 Game is terrible and stole it's theme from Top Gear
>> [_] Anon 1447031 best game ever
>> [_] Anon 1447038 >># has never played a game before and is new to this
>> [_] Anon 1447039 fuck yea dinosaur
>> [_] Anon 1447047 Would be better if you had a jet pack and didn't have to press left to go right. Also the booster doesn't work correctly.
>> [_] Anon 1447055 dinosaur glasses ftw
>> [_] Anon 1447056 MY RIBS ARE IN MY EYES!!!
>> [_] Anon 1447069 Humor good, but not worth the second playthrough to do the harder path
>> [_] Anon 1447073 Tried the dinosaur and glasses just to see if it was true. It is.
>> [_] Anon 1447164 I'm not playing this. Not with a touchpad.