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>> [_] Anon 1546501 >implying that I would pay for a movie in 2011 well knowing that the entertainment business is putting out shittier movies or remakes of old gems >laughinggirls.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1546502 >># >every pirate ever
>> [_] Anon 1546504 >># pay for a movie that finances bullshit, or steal a movie for which the inherent value is entertainment under the idea the happiness should be free for mankind... hmmmm?
>> [_] Anon 1546505 I was waiting for the part when they tell you that the pirated DVD is an exact copy, but without all the bullshit anti-piracy warnings. On that note, who the fuck BUYS pirated media? Isn't the a main advantage of piracy the ability to save money? Why would you spend $5 doing what you could do in a matter of minutes? I know the whole balance between time and money thing exists, but Christ, how lazy are some people?
>> [_] Anon 1546506 >># Niggers on the street do it, because they don't know how to use KOMPUTAH?
>> [_] Anon 1546508 Now I know why pirates have no friends. Thank you for providing me with this interesting insight, anon.
>> [_] Anon 1546509 ? what did that street pirate dude burn the dvd with? a manually aimed focused laser? or did he just package the dvd in sandpaper and magnets
>> [_] Anon 1546557 >># bali cinima bootleg once bought one back in the day, 15 min shot of the guy eating his popcorn halfway through before he realizes and readjusts his camera
>> [_] Anon 1546579 some people actually believe this
>> [_] Anon 1546580 >># I kinda lol'd, not gonna lie.
>> [_] Anon 1546600 Yes, this is true....if you are a complete asstard that buys bootlegged DVDs. Anybody will tell you that pirating content online is, more often than not, a far more enjoyable experience than buying it, and not just because it's free. These stupid ads will never work, because the fat-cats in MPAA/RIAA constantly give pirates menial excuses to violate their intellectual property, and think every little aspect of American life revolves around money.
>> [_] Anon 1546613 >># Enjoy being a loser thief.
>> [_] Anon 1546616 >># I don't pirate, if that's what I implied. The only digital content I give half a shit about is games, and Steam/Humble Bundles make them worthwhile to pay for.
>> [_] Anon 1546617 >># >Enjoy being a loser pirate. fixed for political correctness
>> [_] Anon 1546622 I'm just waiting for the day I can pirate food, cigarettes and beer.
>> [_] Anon 1546662 >># I would TOTALLY download a car!
>> [_] Anon 1546701 I start buying DVDs when I get them without advertisements.
>> [_] Anon 1546708 Who the hell BUYS movies? lolnope
>> [_] Anon 1546711 >># >3 in the morning im sitting there scouring demonoid looking for cigarettes >then realize im a fucktard >spend rest of the night wishing for piratable beer and cigarettes

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[_] [?] Anon 1507974 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1507979 Bobs DVD sounds perfect! Lets get up and high-five for no reason mid-movie, blocking someones view!
>> [_] Anon 1507990 l2 actually pirate instead of buy off street corner stupid crap
>> [_] Anon 1507991 >movie already out on dvd >not using pirated dvd rip 0u0
>> [_] Anon 1507996 Bobs DVD has all those warnings and trailers before the damned movie Jims DVD doesnt
>> [_] Mr. Spearchucker 1507998 Bob is nigger. Jim is too.
>> [_] Anon 1508014 Bob and Jim actually put in a blank DVD-R's also >"buying" pirate DVD's nigger need to figure out torrent or rapidshare
>> [_] Anon 1508079 Jim, how i internet?
>> [_] anonymmooose 1508093 hahahahahahah. WHAT.
>> [_] Anon 1508099 if you pirate check the dam contents first. and for the love of god make sure you crack all anti pirate soft. it really is not that hard, this commercial is only appealing to dip-shits.
>> [_] Anon 1508170 Bob and Jim both watch shit movies
>> [_] Anon 1508175 oh my fuck, roffel "ek het niks gesien nie ou, los my uit!" is afrikaans for "I didn't see anything dude, leave me alone!" in classic joburger afrikaans. 10/10 for amusement.
>> [_] Anon 1508205 >Buying a pirated DVD >ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing
>> [_] Anon 1508208 Oh dear lord. Propaganda makes me sick, especially when they put such a retard in the position of the "pirate". If he was smart he would have just torrented a BETTER movie for one, and checked the contents. And Jim's friends suck. If I had a shitty quality bad movie with non-English subs and dubs my friends and I would just make fun of it. How much they overact with the idea that "YES! DVD'S ARE AWESOME AND PAYING FOR SHITTY MOVIES IS THE WAY TO GO!" and "BUYING BOOTLEGGED DVD'S ARE BAD, JIM IS AN IDIOT LOOK HOW MUCH HIS FRIENDS HATE HIM" is absolutely ridiculous. Ugh. I mad.
>> [_] Anon 1508210 >If he was smart he would have just torrented a BETTER movie for one Aw, I really enjoyed that movie.
>> [_] Anon 1508222 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1508223 Man, these scare tactics of "If you pirate you'll lose your friends!" always makes me giggle. But srsly guys, who would you pirate? Stop being poor. :3
>> [_] Anon 1508234 I'm performing a fire sail right now.
>> [_] Anon 1508239 jim is doing it Wrong
>> [_] Anon 1508253 They forget to tell you that Jim is fucking retarded. 1) He probably downloaded a screener. 2) Didn't check the fucking language it was in. 3) Didn't check the bitrate/codec 4) Burned the DVD blindly without doing any of the above Conclusion: Jim is retarded and deserved what he got. I'll be here enjoying my 100+ DVD's in perfect quality on my 72 inch 1080 HDTV.

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[_] [?] Anon 1475644 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] wut Anon 1475646 people still use discs?
>> [_] Anon 1475649 >># Nope, we use DVD's now!
>> [_] Anon 1475655 Wait... Who the fuck buys pirated copies of movies that are already out? Who the fuck buys pirated copies of movies at all?
>> [_] Anon 1475658 >># >buy >pirated >wat
>> [_] Anon 1475660 Lol bootlegs.
>> [_] Anon 1475693 that's why whenever I buy my pirated movies I get the guy to show me them first, I have hundreds of movies that I bought illegally now xD
>> [_] Anon 1475721 Drink up me hearties, Yoho.
>> [_] Anon 1475727 >># Wait, seriously? Did I just get trolled? Do people who have internet really buy pirated movies? Isn't that what you are paying your ISP for?
>> [_] Anon 1475732 GOD FUCKING DAMMIT JIM, I AM SO PISSED AT YOU. CHRIST ON A BIKE, CAN'T YOU EVEN BUY A MOVIE CORRECTLY?! HANG YOURSELF. SERIOUSLY.
>> [_] Anon 1475755 Gonna /r this reversed with the Pirated DVD having the great sound and everything while the Bought DVD sucks.
>> [_] Anon 1475769 >># Actually, to be honest, I watch blu-ray rips and HDTV rips, which are better than DVD releases (obviously just DVD's though.) I didn't have to purchase a blu-ray player or cable subscription either :)
>> [_] Anon 1475775 And that's how magnets work
>> [_] Anon 1475786 Corporate trolling, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Someone should make a parody of this, which ironically would be more truthful.
>> [_] Anon 1475794 >># FUCK JIM, YOUR BLU-RAY BLOWS
>> [_] Anon 1475799 >># Or have one be Die Hard, and the other be Cop Out.
>> [_] Anon 1475811 thats why you look into what your pirating. if you randomly download a torrent file, you wont get the right shit. if you do research, youll pirate the good shit. and who the fuck buys bootlegs? if you buy movies off those asians who have movies like a month prior to release date, your throwing money away so easily.
>> [_] Anon 1475834 >># Enjoy your visit to the depths of the sea, landlubber
>> [_] Herpity Derpity 1475835 Bob lives in a yuppy faggot house that he probably decorated himself. Bob has lots of money, but no brains. Bob's legal DVD installed a root kit on his PC and now his computer no longer works. Jim lives in a dumpy old apartment, but he's smart. Jim knows that you can save a lot of money by buying top quality DVD's. Jim's DVD actually looks and sounds just fine. FOX's cameras were unable to pick up on the realism of his DVD and so they blamed the poor quality on his DRM-free DVD. Poor FOX.
>> [_] Anon 1475838 bob's street nigger should have read the fucking comments before downloading that torrent. video: 3 sound: 3 subs; German
>> [_] Anon 1475852 Bought Gurren Lagann 1-26. I was happy untill ep26. The malaysian people subbed "Spiral people" as "screw people". I knew deep down I needed to change my ways.
>> [_] Anon 1475877 anyone notice they both but white label DVD-R's into there players
>> [_] Anon 1475881 The butthurt is palpable.
>> [_] Anon 1475884 Sounds like both Bob and Jim are dipshits.
>> [_] Anon 1475886 This is garbagio and the moron that thought of this should jump in front of an oncoming bus. On a side-note, this is what REALLY happens if the pirate downloads high quality shit compared to a "loyal" paying customer: http://tkware.info/wp-content/uploads/20 10/10/DVD-Customer-Vs-Pirate.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1475899 Holy shit that advertisment is so american it hurts. DEM RED PLASTIC CUPS
>> [_] Anon 1475910 >># the shame grows, living here.. it grows daily.