File: finalizer-hacked.swf-(7.02 MB, 720x438, Hentai)
[_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)21:45 No.2233792
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)22:16 No.2233822
Ugh this is the worst font I've ever had to read
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)22:20 No.2233826
>>2233822
>Caring about that
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)22:21 No.2233828
>tldr
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:00 No.2233868
If this hack didn't fix the incomprehensible sex controls, it still needs work.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:03 No.2233873
>>2233868
Don't be so retarded anon
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:11 No.2233881
>>2233873
Explain how switching from one girl to another counts as "Normal" or "Turbo". Also explain the
exact sequence of keys needed to actually start fucking anyone and why those keys make logical
sense. While you're at it, justify a certain key doing something in a certain circumstance only
randomly and other times failing to do anything at all. Should be easy if you're not retarded,
right?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:11 No.2233882
>>2233876
>Confusing yourself by reading the labels on the controls
Foreplay transitioning into sex = D W S E
Sex positions = D W E
All girls have 1 or more alternate sex positions depending where you initiate the grab.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:22 No.2233887
>>2233882
>and why those keys make logical sense
Besides that: Tried it. In first position. Nothing but S does anything. That changes positions.
Then A, for some reason, changes back to the previous one. Then S stops working. Then it works
again after hammering some other keys, changing position again. E then works for initiating sex.
Then W speeds it up - sometimes. But if you hit S it stops completely. And only starts again if
you hit A.
Not only are your instructions wrong, but none of this makes the tiniest goddamn bit of sense.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:22 No.2233888
>>2233882
When it comes to porn games it seems like a lot of people can't think outside of the box. Yeah
the instructions are kinda vague and unclear, but come on. Hit some buttons and see what happens.
Have the thought "I wonder what would happen if I do this" more often. It's not that difficult.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:24 No.2233891
>>2233887
His instructions are spot on if you ask me.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:25 No.2233893
>>2233888
Overwhelmingly bad controls are just "thinking outside the box" now? Did you MAKE this game, or
are you just defending the fact you have to wonder about the explicit on-screen controls because
years of screaming spousal abuse at home has rendered you hypersensitively averse to the tiniest
criticism of anything? The concept of "press to switch through sex positions" is unbelievably
easy to program. Countless porn games manage that with absolutely no trouble at all. If you've
been here any time at all you know what a working interface acts like. Come on.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:26 No.2233894
>>2233891
First step in "foreplay transitioning into sex": D.
See post you're replying to for results to that.
I guess I need to "think outside the box" and unearth the secret TRUE instructions or something
in order to be a true l33t porn gamer.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:26 No.2233895
>>2233893
Dude, it's a shitty flash porn game, get over yourself.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:27 No.2233897
>>2233894
Jesus
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:29 No.2233901
>>2233895
Says the guy who flips his shit when someone dares to insinuate that shitty flash porn game may
have a flaw. We're both bitching, just about different things.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:29 No.2233902
>>2233901
K
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:30 No.2233903
>>2233887
Either you're hitting the wrong keys or something is wrong with your keyboard.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:32 No.2233906
>>2233903
Keyboard has no problem registering these keys in anything else (including other flash games),
and I'm pretty supremely confident the key with a D on it is the D key. The instructions work
fine for the right circumstances, I'm sure. It's the whole "consistently working" thing that's
the problem.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:34 No.2233908
>>2233906
Follow-up. Just tried it again with the same character. D works for moving into next position,
this time, W follows up. Then trying to resume those positions involves completely resetting the
sequence by hitting S then A (and A doesn't reset it from either of the previous two positions)
and scrolling back through them from the start of the sequence.
Again, explain how this makes the tiniest bit of sense.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:37 No.2233910
>>2233906
I'm sorry if I came across as, n00b not a 133t gamer bullshit, and I wasn't just saying that the
game is edgy and outside of the box, just saying not all games are perfect quality games
especially when it comes to porn. If you can get past the flaws enjoy, if not, don't bust a vain
over it.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:40 No.2233919
>>2233910
The outside of the box comment was just to say if you're gonna browse crappy flash porn games,
try to experiment and have patience with them and don't expect them to have top notch programming.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:40 No.2233921
>>2233910
No big. Your point is dead-on. All I did was make an offhand comment that the controls suck, but
that was apparently too much criticism for some people to endure the presence of. I don't see
anything wrong with pointing out the flaws. Fuck, it's still fappable enough, no problem there.
I'm not complaining about anything but that one facet. It just turned into more of a discussion
than it was ever intended to.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:42 No.2233924
>>2233919
I'm not sure being able to move forward/backward in a sequence of animations without having to
reset the entire sequence and without the button to advance changing every time you do so really
qualifies as top notch. But I get what you mean.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:46 No.2233928
>>2233924
It's not, I was actually agreeing that it sucked.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:47 No.2233930
>>2233928
Fair 'nough. Let us part ways with my apologies for snapping at you.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)23:48 No.2233932
>>2233930
Same. You have a good night
>> [_] Anonymous 12/24/13(Tue)00:02 No.2233949
>>2233921
The reason I said don't be retarded is because of all the boards I've visited over the years, /f/
has the most retarded userbase I've ever seen, from not being able to figure out the most
simplistic controls in a flash game to asking for a source of something that can be clearly seen
either in the thread, filename, or the flash itself. It's pretty damn annoying to see it every
time I come here.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/24/13(Tue)00:35 No.2233979
so im up to 30 women and still in the same area, what am i missing? anything?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/24/13(Tue)00:49 No.2233985
>>2233979
A life
>> [_] Anonymous 12/24/13(Tue)00:51 No.2233990
>>2233985
GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
