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[_] Anonymous 01/08/14(Wed)23:27 No.2252463
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)00:34 No.2252529
Dammit, anon.
My night *was* going pretty well.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)00:37 No.2252532
you expect me to feel pity for this beta faggot?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)01:08 No.2252567
>>2252463
>nobody tells me what to do
>...
>and i wish they would! i have no idea what i'm doing!
Fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)02:11 No.2252609
>Growing old is sad.
>So many dreams never to be fulfilled...
>> [_] Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)02:12 No.2252610
>Life is passing you by.
>Every moment you lie there is another one you'll never have back, you know.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)02:27 No.2252619
>Lost your will to live, huh?
>Let's play a game. Let's pretend you're vital. Let's pretend you're useful.
>I have you figured out: you're afraid to take life on because you're afraid of failure.
>Sometimes I think my life has been a failure.
>Life is passing you by. Every moment you lie there is another one you'll never have back.
>How long do you think you can go on doing nothing with your life.
>I'm bored. I'm tired of seeing the same old scenery.
>I think I've lost my identity. Nobody listens to me. Nobody respects me.
>I've done things in my life that I regret.
>My life isn't turning out like I planned; I wanted to accomplish something.
>It's Friday night. Another weekend of TV and junk food, falling asleep to some mindless movie.
>Growing old is sad. So many dreams never to be fulfilled.
>Just look at me. What do I have to show for myself?
>Life. This is it. This is all there is.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)02:33 No.2252625
Now I want to try brushing my teeth with two different toothpastes.
Also don't get what's sad about this.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)02:44 No.2252631
>Alright! The weekend! You know what that means! Two words! Board games.
this /tg/ denizen suddenly realizes his seeming superiority to Jon Arbuckle is only a cursory one.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)02:48 No.2252633
>>2252567
>>2252609
>>2252610
>>2252619
cringed with the power of thousand suns
>> [_] Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)02:49 No.2252634
I shouldn't feel this much personal empathy for a character specifically created to be the most
pathetic human possible.
I should not be thinking "wow, yup, I've totally been there before."
And I certainly shouldn't feel like that character when the comic has been edited to make him
seem even more insane and alone by removing his only companion.
This is not happening. This is NOT happening.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)02:53 No.2252639
>>2252634
Welcome to adulthood. You live in a time and place where your success and failure are largely out
of your control, rendering your decisions and actions fundamentally moot.
You do not fully exist. You are a ghost.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/09/14(Thu)03:48 No.2252668
>iced ketchup doesn't taste so bad
*sigh* man I wish I could afford real food.
