File: Surgeon Sim - Knee Replacement.swf-(1.35 MB, 760x535, Game)
[_] learning experience Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)01:37 No.2254563
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)01:50 No.2254574
I immediately drew a dick.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)02:03 No.2254589
>>2254574
dickmind
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)02:18 No.2254601
>can't immediately start fucking with the drill or scalpel
What kind of bullshit is this
>> [_] Might be Quality Hentai 01/11/14(Sat)02:20 No.2254603
>>2254574
you can't not
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)02:39 No.2254613
Oh fuck, I remember this shit from health science class back in high school.
Thanks for the nostalgia, OP.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)02:41 No.2254615
>>2254603
why use 2 contractions?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)02:57 No.2254626
>>2254615
you mean a double negative?
Also, I got nauseous at the bone saw part. Holy shit; hammering into and then sawing off bone..
Sounds painful.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)03:01 No.2254627
I wasn't expecting to find anything educational on a friday night on /f/. Well done OP.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)03:18 No.2254646
>>2254626
hence the gas. nigger did you even pay attention?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)04:08 No.2254666
This was cool
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)04:10 No.2254670
>>2254646
I don't think he was talking about the patient, just in general. I felt it too at the bone drill
part.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)04:18 No.2254671
The anesthetic is for
>Numbing pain
>Making the patient happy
>Making the patient forget about surgery
>...
>Making the patient forget about surgery
Ok, now I'm brutally fucking scared of surgery
>> [_] louise !hHgAz2jbpw 01/11/14(Sat)04:29 No.2254678
Man I saw this shit in middle school
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)04:33 No.2254680
I wanted to do it
nope
can't handle it
;_;
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)04:37 No.2254684
>>2254671
Most IV sedation stuff is an amnesiac, so yea you won't remember what happens when the drug is
taking effect. Usually what happens is the doctor gives you the whole "you're going to be feeling
relaxed" or "count down from 100" and like 5-20 seconds after he starts talking you lose
consciousness and next thing you remember is waking up in recovery.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)04:37 No.2254685
Oh god, I cringed
That was cool as fuck though, not gonna lie
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)04:41 No.2254690
Ha ha, this reminds me of that one time this old dude tripped his ass down the escalators at a
local mall and his leg was caught on something so it got janked backwards and his knee tore open,
there was bits of flesh stuck in the escalator and shit. Legs look fucking strange from the
inside and out, at least until the blood caught up and started spurting everywhere. I imagine it
dripping into the machinery in the escalator, must have been one pissed off janitor having to
clean that shit out. Anyway, this was pretty chill, I was expecting another gay unfunny meme
halfway through it, thank you for not being a complete cock-knocker when submitting flashes.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)04:45 No.2254694
that was pretty cool
I feel like I could do a knee replacement now
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)04:46 No.2254695
>>2254690
They actually call in viscera clean up guys to collect all human tissue
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)04:50 No.2254697
Wait wait wait.
So people are awake during surgery, they're just given drugs so that they forget it?
Holy shit
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)05:17 No.2254718
>>2254697
Yep. Some people don't forget it for some reason, and remember feeling everything that's done to
them. They're still paralyzed, just they can't do anything about it. They just have the lie there
and endure torture for a few hours.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)05:28 No.2254722
i quit halfway.
>he'll wake up to half an open knee with holes drilled in it
lel.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)05:40 No.2254724
>all these people trying to scare other away from surgery
Jeez, you guys are goddamn dickheads.
I've had 2 surgeries on my spine done in quick succession (1 weeks apart), both lasting around 7
hours. They even woke me uo during the second surgery to check that they didn't fuck up any
nerves or anything. Basically, they explained to me how I will be woken up and will have to move
my feet a little bit so that they can make sure it works alright.
And the best part? I don't remember any of it at all. Apart from the painful recovery that took
me a few weeks, it wasn't a bad experience at all. Oh, and during any serious surgery they MAKE
SURE that you're not awake. Srs.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)05:58 No.2254728
NIPPLE KNEE SURGERY
>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/14(Sat)06:00 No.2254730
>>2254718
I felt that temporarily with eye surgery. I had 3 done, and that 3rd will be my last.
The reality didnt really set in till I broke a bone in high school. They used morphene while they
were bending my bone back in place. I was thinking how horrific it is to be tricked into a sense
of well being with drugs.
Even for regular doctors visits, the sight of these sterile environments is enough to induce
panic in me.
