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[_] hottest porn ever Anon 3156324
>> [_] Anon 3156331 I don't find it hot, but it is interesting
>> [_] Anon 3156352 http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/face book/000/001/030/dickbutt.jpg
>> [_] Anon 3156391 >># "chick pulls out sexy spine"
>> [_] Anon 3156455 actually I believe the HOTTEST porn I ever saw was that clip where the chick was shoving chili peppers in their
>> [_] Anon 3156468 >># naaaw man THE HOTTEST PORN I ever saw was the clip where this chick was shoving board pins in her shit was cash

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[_] Truly the hottest porn Anon 3138396 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3138401 10/10 Watching that emerge was like a fucking magic trick. Well worth the two minutes of my life.
>> [_] Anon 3138437 honestly thought she was going to take a massive shit once it got out, was pleasantly surprised
>> [_] Anon 3138499 >># >3dpd Try again
>> [_] Anon 3138537 Be kind to your colon, kids.
>> [_] Anon 3138570 That shit can't be good for you

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[_] Anon 2189338 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2189360 It...it almost never ended...
>> [_] Anon 2189363 I'm remindered of the sand worms from Dune.
>> [_] Anon 2189390 Imagine having that in you for a day
>> [_] Anon 2189391 9/10 will fap again
>> [_] Anon 2189399 >3D >hottest porn i will see today pick one.
>> [_] Anon 2189409 Damn.
>> [_] Anon 2189410 Sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2189428 i think it was potato knishes again 10/10
>> [_] Winged Kitsune 2189456 I think we all know what her Death Certificate is going to say. "Died from rectal trauma."
>> [_] Anon 2189495 >># LOL

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[_] don't let the filename fool you Anon 1877992 it really is the hottest porn out there Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1878003 I was expecting the hot peppers one. holy shit.
>> [_] Anon 1878012 i have the weirdest boner right now...
>> [_] Anon 1878026 dickbutt
>> [_] Anon 1878042 that's the fattest tapeworm I've ever seen
>> [_] Anon 1878069 that girl has poor manners hasn't she heard of sharing?
>> [_] Anon 1878079 all i could think of was pulling the sword from the stone.
>> [_] Anon 1878088 i just fapped to this. would totally bury my dick in that.
>> [_] Anon 1878122 a girl with a boner where her ass is? where does she defecate?
>> [_] Anon 1878144 If only we could watch it go in as well
>> [_] Anon 1878177 What's that music? It's neat.
>> [_] Anon 1878197 So what do you do for a living? Oh, I poop giant dildos.
>> [_] Anon 1878221 Eh, I've seen them take bigger ones.
>> [_] Anon 1878237 Oh god what the fuck
>> [_] WTF Craig 1878239 WTF
>> [_] Anon 1878240 At first, I thought she was just putting an egg up her ass without cracking it.
>> [_] Anon 1878250 jesus, is that a dildo or her spine?
>> [_] Anon 1878271 Can I get some sauce?
>> [_] sage 1878327 >># >I'm 20, I love music, I'm particular to the >Club/Dance genre, but I listen to everything >without discretion. I'm kinda quiet until I get >used to you, if I'm use to you I wish you luck in >shutting me up. I'm a full time student aspiring >to be great at something someday, it'll >happen!! >Lives in Utica, New York >Born on November 16, 1992 >Male
>> [_] Anon 1878360 >># lol

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[_] Anon 1836116
>> [_] Anon 1836118 Aaaand my dick exploded.
>> [_] Anon 1836119 Terrible. I've fit longer. btw im guy
>> [_] Anon 1836120 It's not even good.
>> [_] Anon 1836189 she could've stabbed her guts by then, but there's no blood

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[_] hot! Anon 1824052
>> [_] Anon 1824054 3dpd
>> [_] Anon 1824065 I've actually seen this before. Funny how small a world we live in.
>> [_] Anon 1824072 why don't I have a boner. oh yeah.
>> [_] Anon 1824075 jesus
>> [_] Anon 1824078 when you see it you'll shit dicks
>> [_] Anon 1824079 Now in reverse!
>> [_] Anon 1824095 oh god wat
>> [_] Anon 1824096 It's like a fuckin clown car.
>> [_] Anon 1824265 sauce? also more like it?

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[_] Hottest. Porn. Ever. Anon 1811555 So hot your body heat reaches huge levels, causing you to faint and die from hotness.
>> [_] Anon 1811567 Holy fuck Sauce?
>> [_] Anon 1811586 how?
>> [_] Anon 1811590 I like how the music was building up as she did it like it was a magic trick or something.
>> [_] Anon 1811627 /r/ longer version
>> [_] Anon 1811629 whyboner
>> [_] Anon 1811631 My question is how is it even possible Does that thing go into her lower intestines or something
>> [_] Anon 1811642 The confusion in my pants has never been so entertaining.
>> [_] Anon 1811643 EHRMAGERHD DEHVID CEHPPERFIELD
>> [_] Anon 1811655 not even a speck of shit or blood what the fuck is up with her colon?
>> [_] Anon 1811669 That's not porn. That is a larval human.
>> [_] Anon 1811698 >># Yes, that's why she was tugging it slow, it actually bent with the curvature of the large intestines and a sudden removal would cause intestinal damage. >># In porn the anus is cleaned out with various kinds of tools: usually the equivalent of a large pipe cleaner and lightly pressurized water being sprayed up there. This is why anal sex is partially mythical. At least the way it's represented in porn, no one successfully initiates anal sex spontaneously. It requires planning. At any given point virtually all humans have notable fecal matter within the range of which a penis could reach: even after a successful "dump". The only way you can successfully have anal sex is to clean it out. No amount of wiping works, you need to dig it out. The more you know.
>> [_] Anon 1811709 this is almost like Rock Candy's flashes the vagina doesn't get fuck, the ass is
>> [_] Anon 1811740 That was disgusting.

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[_] [H] DAMN THATS LONG Anon 1364790 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1364800 mother of god
>> [_] Anon 1364809 >># Holy shit she must've been cleaning out her colon.
>> [_] Anon 1364810 >># That... That WAS her colon...
>> [_] Anon 1364812 she was renting her uterus to some midgets earlier. also, I was disappoint. took too long, and wasn't that amazing.
>> [_] Anon 1364813 Can do better?
>> [_] Anon 1364823 can i borrow her ass? i need to store my stuff and i ran out of closet space....
>> [_] Anon 1364826 I've seen bigger. The chick was smaller & asian.
>> [_] Anon 1364828 18" of fun. And she was in sub-heaven.
>> [_] Anon 1364829 now her poopoo is back in her stomach..
>> [_] Anon 1364834 >># You mean the one with the translucent pink 24"?
>> [_] Anon 1364840 Thats EXACTLY what i need for my asshole Where can i get this?
>> [_] Anon 1364842 >># Any one of the finer sex shops throughout the USA.
>> [_] Anon 1364843 that's not good for your sigmoid
>> [_] Anon 1364844 I saw a similar trick with handkerchiefs once.
>> [_] Anon 1364898 its just like a tapeworm...
>> [_] Anon 1364922 She must have the cleanest colon on the planet. There wasn't even a speck of shit on that thing!
>> [_] Captain Flaccid lol, I have !The.Gay2w6 1364928 That was beautiful.
>> [_] Anon 1364938 fuck was that her spine?
>> [_] Anon 1364952 /r longer one
>> [_] Anon 1364953 I would kill to see an Xray of her with that thing up her ass just to know where the fuck it went
>> [_] Anon 1364976 >># sauce?
>> [_] Anon 1364981 I recognize this music from... something... I just can't place where I originally heard it. "Siamsa" by Ronan Hardiman
>> [_] Anon 1364986 I think you split your ass hole it's wide enought now
>> [_] Anon 1365012 ouch fuck that looked agonizing. why would you do that?
>> [_] Anon 1365016 I saw the guy take a strap on which was a bit longer than that and 3 times as large just a while back... Just saying.
>> [_] sage 1365033 older than the internet
>> [_] Anon 1365036 Someone needs to explain to her that double-ended dildos are meant to be shared with a friend. Keeping it all to herself is selfish.

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[_] [?] old title was, "hottest porn you will ever see" Anon 1096629 i bet she punctured her lung doing this
>> [_] Anon 1096632 oh...my....god....
>> [_] Anon 1096633 I bet she could TASTE that for christ's sake
>> [_] Anon 1096725 I did not the human body was capable of that.
>> [_] Anon 1096735 taking your time, a very clean colon, and be very relaxed and this is very much possible. I'm willing to bet she didn't eat for 12 hours cause any matter would stop that instantly.

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[_] [H] Anon 1051898 dont let the file name scare you away Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1051899 i'm afraid to click on it.
>> [_] Anon 1051902 Surprised me as fuck the first time I saw it a while ago. Now it just stiffy's my schlong.
>> [_] ??? 1051910 Wow... Finally! Something true to its word! Thank You!
>> [_] Anon 1051914 Saouce?
>> [_] NiGHTSChao !!rKI5WF/3adk 1051933 OP was right, that was the hottest thing I've seen today.
>> [_] Anon 1051942 Shoving something in her ass... I didn't care to watch anymore.
>> [_] Anon 1051955 >># after a while metal spikes come out of the thing she shoves in there and she goes, AUUGH!!
>> [_] Anon 1051956 "Don't stick it in there! That's her shithole!"
>> [_] Anon 1051971 >># Okay ebichu.
>> [_] Anon 1051975 meh, I've seen better
>> [_] plong !BEb8QuTuVM 1051979 well...you dont see that everyday...
>> [_] Anon 1051983 Dickbutt
>> [_] Anon 1052052 fair warning to newfags... it's awesome she has a 3 foot double dong in her and pulls it out
>> [_] Anon 1052064 cant.... unsee..... DICKBUTT
>> [_] Anon 1052092 ooooold http://rapidshare.com/files/110285578/ex treme_penetration_full_scene_incl_20_inch _anal_dildo.rar
>> [_] Anon 1052112 deep penetration ftw!
>> [_] Anon 1052123 she's like a magician with a scarf!
>> [_] Anon 1052124 do they make 20 inch anal strapons? because that would be awesome.

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[_] [L] Flash not related... 824070 /r/ Weebl's Stuff 'Destroy' video, to FIGHT THE POWAH of Ladytron's manager. For those of you don't know, as of today the manager of Ladytron, one Tim Husom, has issued Weebl a cease and desist order. tl;dr: SUCK IT FAGGOT
>> [_] Anon 824154 bump
>> [_] Anon 824162 wow, that turned me on
>> [_] Anon 824163 that is a big tapeworm
>> [_] Anon 824166 what's the music?
>> [_] Anon 824183 i cant remember if i made this flash or not O_o Probably not though im not sure anyway its really hot, have the video file >># dunno what you want, is it that video with the cows? no wait, thats cyriak so it cant be that one. got a file name? also what do you mean with "as of today the manager of Ladytron, one Tim Husom, has issued Weebl a cease and desist order."? who the hell is "Ladytron"
>> [_] Anon 824184 nvmnd, i read the post at his site. Cease and Desist Posted by WeeblCategory: News0 comments We've been asked to take down the Destroy toon by Tim Husom who is apparently Ladytron's manager. For some reason the free publicity, plugging of the Ladytron site and their video isn't something he thinks is a good thing. By our figures the Destroy Everything You Touch video got at least 100,000 extra views thanks to our linking. So it's gone. I still like the band and I hope everyone who found out about them through us will too. Just a shame we can't do a tribute for them when I really love their stuff.
>> [_] Ren 824202 SWF is still on-site http://www.weebls-stuff.com/flash/393_de stroy.swf Save it now
>> [_] Anon 824239 It just keeps going...
>> [_] Anon 824244 I WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS!!! WHAT A COINCIDENCE
>> [_] TheAdmiral 824246 Seems like fair parody to me, not sure why a cease and desist would be necessary or even viable.
>> [_] Anon 824249 >># Apparently because it wasn't cleared through them. Still, you can fight the internet, but you can't ever win. Posting it now for chantards to download and repost ad nauseum. >># THANK YOU! FUKKEN SAVED