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[_] Post high score ITT Anon 3057000
>> [_] Anon 3057012 this is the one thats made to just go on forever, isn't it?
>> [_] Anon 3057018 >># Sure looks like it. I've had it on in the background for what feels like 15 minutes. Currently at about 18,500 points.
>> [_] Anon 3057020 I think it's made to not lose...
>> [_] Anon 3057034 >># Well I lost, didn't hit anything first time around. I got 129 points.
>> [_] Anon 3057040 >># same, i lost the first two times
>> [_] Anon 3057041 It is, as past threads have attested. First two tries always are immediate failures, third try is designed to go infinitely and waste your time to see what the final ranks are. To my knowledge, noones left it running past 3 Ranks to Go - Mother Teresa
>> [_] Anon 3057046 >># wow
>> [_] Anon 3057049 >># ....rank 2....... Abraham Lincoln
>> [_] Anon 3057057 kkk just got second place at making the world a better place
>> [_] Anon 3057066 >># Currently at Jesus Christ. Hoping the last rank is Hitler.
>> [_] Anon 3057071 Gonna see if I can make it to rank 1
>> [_] Anon 3057072 >># how many points is jesus christ? currently at abe lincoln with 107000 points
>> [_] Anon 3057079 >># I noticed Jesus Christ around 138,000. Currently at 153,000. Have it pulled up in another window and letting it play in the background.
>> [_] Anon 3057087 "Pitiful Paul", "Average Joe", "Ben Stiller", "Calvin Coolidge", "Benjamin Disraeli", "Mary Higgins Clark", "Dr. James Naismith", "Harriet Beecher Stowe", "Harriet Tubman", "Martin Luther King Jr.", "FDR", "Gandhi", "Muhammed", "Muhammed Ali", "Confucius", "Sacagawea", "Shakespeare", "Susan B. Anthony", "Stalin", "Mother Teresa", "Abraham Lincoln", "Jesus Christ", "...........", "... you done yet?"
>> [_] Anon 3057092 >># This is correct, the next string is ranks :3
>> [_] Anon 3057106 >># i cant stop im in rank 6 whit 12400 and counting
>> [_] Anon 3057115 >># 237500 to go, and you'll make it past Jesus Christ.

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[_] Anon 2929291 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2929303 Topscore? https://imgur.com/vaKAGmp Still going
>> [_] Anon 2929307 okay /f/, be honest. How long did you watch before you realized the game was rigged in your favor? I'm at 12000 now (Shakespeare)
>> [_] Anon 2929309 Got to like around 10k then closed browser tab.
>> [_] Anon 2929326 45k now (Mother Teresa, Rank 3). Gonna leave it running and take a long-ass shower. I gotta see Rank 1.
>> [_] Anon 2929341 Lol.
>> [_] Anon 2929342 i think the point is that it doesn't end
>> [_] Anon 2929347 is this your guys first run? I did it once and failed by landing on a native american. The second is still going.
>> [_] Anon 2929351 also it's very subtle. If your in front of a native american you shoot upwards instead of more horizontal like normal.
>> [_] anon 2929376 I wonder how long till I end
>> [_] Anon 2929381 I know this is rigged but I want to keep playing anyway
>> [_] Anon 2929391 var ranks = ["Pitiful Paul", "Average Joe", "Ben Stiller", "Calvin Coolidge", "Benjamin Disraeli", "Mary Higgins Clark", "Dr. James Naismith", "Harriet Beecher Stowe", "Harriet Tubman", "Martin Luther King Jr.", "FDR", "Gandhi", "Muhammed", "Muhammed Ali", "Confucius", "Sacagawea", "Shakespeare", "Susan B. Anthony", "Stalin", "Mother Teresa", "Abraham Lincoln", "Jesus Christ", "...........", "... you done yet?"];
>> [_] Anon 2929393 tl;dw thank goodness for comments i just needed to know the ranks so I can leave
>> [_] Anon 2929399 Alright I'm bored, 41000 points for mother teresa, can't imagine how long you'd have to wait for rank 1
>> [_] Anon 2929400 Got bored at abraham lincoln
>> [_] Anon 2929401 I'm at Jesus, 150,000 points. Took about 2 hours kek
>> [_] Anon 2929403 I'm pulling out cheat engine, ENABLING SPEED HACKS, I'm gonna beat you all
>> [_] anon 2929407 bored at abraham if anyone makes it to are you done yet then damn
>> [_] Anon 2929409 >># >use spacebar to kick >nothing happens why
>> [_] Anon 2929411 i think i bugged it. 11169 and keep going
>> [_] Anon 2929413 Hitting 28,000 now, is the world a better place already?
>> [_] Anon 2929415 I win, fuck all of you https://i.imgur.com/Mn3q1mj.png
>> [_] Anon 2929416 First two tries I held the spacebar down, the computer just dropped right at his feet and stopped. Third time I just tapped the spacebar quickly. Susan B. Anthony and still going.
>> [_] Stars !9985753502 2929420 I am sitting at 887000 and the counter stopped :/
>> [_] Anon 2929421 Needs more RUMBA
>> [_] Anon 2929450 >># 11770 and keep going
>> [_] Anon 2929455 The ride never ends
>> [_] Anon 2929458 Help me its been 3 hours... http://i.imgur.com/fZObAuL.png My score is over 80,000 when does it stop?
>> [_] Anon 2929460 >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 2929468 Doing 23k and still going... wtf is this crap?
>> [_] Anon 2929475 Does everyone do terribly on their first run and then go on forever on the second?
>> [_] Anon 2929478 >># Apparently
>> [_] Anon 2929479 >># That happened on my 3rd try. Closing this shit now that I know it's going to go on forever.
>> [_] Anon 2929481 plebs https://gyazo.com/a13bcbd77755b86a6a097b 8ec004fca8
>> [_] Anon 2929485 >># just got to 10000
>> [_] Anon 2929488 >># i lol'd
>> [_] Anon 2929492 Only 3 ranks to go...
>> [_] Anon 2929499 >># >Only 3 ranks to go... >Only Lol what a pleb get on my level: over 88k

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[_] Anon 2735286 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2735288 >Rank 10: Mohammed >Rank 9: Mohammed Ali noice. ALSO WHAT http://gyazo.com/f61e7d382ced207054ed28f 04493d8de
>> [_] Anon 2735290 This game is so bad in a great Hilarious way it keep gettting close to game over just to barely hit something that bounces me forward, but if Native American is next to the object i just it it send me skywards to avoid it. i sitting right now at Rank: Shakespeare with 6 ranks to go! and i don't see a stop anytime soon.
>> [_] Anon 2735292 >># Same. I'm at Susan B. Anthony rank
>> [_] Anon 2735294 rrrrthats5rs is great.
>> [_] Anon 2735296 >># >># Rank 4 Stalin here, I think this game is rigged.
>> [_] Anon 2735300 >># >># >># I guessing it's rigged to see how long someone is just gonna stare at a screen
>> [_] Anon 2735303 >># here Still going lol. >># i think your right
>> [_] Anon 2735304 >># >># It's 2:45 in the morning and I've been staring for a long time now, just put it in a new window and I check back on it every now and then 33k points and still on Stalin.
>> [_] Anon 2735308 played this shit before, called it so easy you instantly lose the first 2 times just to make it look like its not rigged, and then you just play forever just to fuck with you
>> [_] Anon 2735315 >># >># here >># that makes since i had 2 instant losses before the run i am on.
>> [_] Anon 2735317 >># holy fucking shit.
>> [_] Anon 2735319 >># >since
>> [_] Anon 2735326 Rank 3: Mother Teresa
>> [_] Anon 2735329 >># i meant "sense"; wow i feel stupid now also at Rank: Mother Teresa and still going
>> [_] Anon 2735339 >># here back again, just noticed something try to kick as lightly as possible 3 times, the first 2 dont even go anywhere, and the 3rd one gets launched a good distance
>> [_] Anon 2735340 >># It's just rigged then. Hah. Gonna keep the window open anyway to find out what Rank 2 and 1 are. I'll leave it on until 100k just in-case there's any easter eggs.
>> [_] Anon 2735349 has anyone kept track of when your rank goes up? you could probably figure out when rank 1 and 2 are with that
>> [_] Anon 2735353 >># i do remember stalin's was around 15,000 points long
>> [_] Anon 2735356 >># Without opening the .swf and actually looking at the values, it would be extremely difficult to predict what the ranks are and when they are, it's just too inconsistent. I'll keep this thread updated for as long as it's alive with what rank I get to and how many points I have. 56.6k here, still Mother Teresa
>> [_] Anon 2735358 >># >># I'd say Rank 2 is at 100k and Rank 1 is either 250k, 500k or 1 Million as they are values made by the creator, rather than a simple algorithm
>> [_] Anon 2735363 THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>> [_] Anon 2735365 >># here >># it 72,000 and got Abraham Lincoln
>> [_] Anon 2735370 >># best captcha ever
>> [_] Anon 2735381 100600 and still >Rank: Abraham Lincoln >2 ranks to go!
>> [_] Anon 2735387 >># Just tell us when you hit Rank 1 you obnoxious cunt
>> [_] Anon 2735392 >># Listen Tubby, No need to be a cunt.
>> [_] Anon 2735393 >># I'll fucking ddos your nan's pacemaker Now keep staring at the .swf you insufferable ape
>> [_] Anon 2735395 my last score. http://i.imgur.com/dTCqOKG.png this game is designed so you never lose once you get going good enough.
>> [_] Anon 2735397 >># >implying I have it open kek you kiddos and your original memes.
>> [_] Anon 2735398 somewhere between 130k~135K >Rank: Jesus Christ >1 Rank to go!
>> [_] Anon 2735399 >># >kek
>> [_] Anon 2735400 This is bullshit, not hitting the Natives is the most un-American thing you can do.
>> [_] Anon 2735416 Oh my god. This swf is 10 years old and it still gets people.
>> [_] Anon 2735420 I just hit Shakespeare, this is my second try. What an amazing game.
>> [_] Anon 2735422 For a while I was expecting a screamer or something. The game gets you going while you think you're racking up a high score then BAM
>> [_] Anon 2735423 >># Call me Susan B. Anthony.
>> [_] Anon 2735425 >right click >unlock secret levels What does it do? I want to click it but I also have 5 ranks to go...
>> [_] Anon 2735429 was this game made by /pol/?
>> [_] Anon 2735431 This game is great. It manages to be the same non-game as steamshovel harry for the complete opposite reason.
>> [_] Anon 2735443 @200K still Rank: Jesus Christ 1 rank to go!
>> [_] Anon 2735448 > RRRRThats5Rs.com was created in early 2006 with the goal of satirizing and mocking online gaming, but has grown into a social experiment. The site's games are designed to be simple, frustrating and pointless to see how players will react to slight changes of expected gaming behavior. >...we create behavioral traps in our games by installing non sequiturs - changing some aspect that is always constant in most typical games, and not warning the player.
>> [_] Pissed off a lot 2735455 why the hell does Canada turn into America? Canada is better.
>> [_] Anon 2735467 >Rank: ........... 0 Ranks to go! About 230K
>> [_] Anon 2735471 >># Did it. Didn't seem to do anything. Gonna keep going just to see.

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[_] Anon 2721858 Post your score 300 here Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2721860 >># troll game
>> [_] Anon 2721865 It just keeps going help http://puu.sh/gGz4T/2962541f77.png
>> [_] Anon 2721867 559
>> [_] Anon 2721868 >># im at 15k. It just keeps going
>> [_] Anon 2721869 >># I want to get off this wild ride
>> [_] Anon 2721872 >># 17k now
>> [_] Anon 2721873 >># 19k
>> [_] Anon 2721874 >># >># >># >># >># its a game made to be impossible to lose
>> [_] Anon 2721875 >># 20. Will my soul ever be free
>> [_] Anon 2721876 >># http://puu.sh/gGznQ/18553a71f3.png
>> [_] Anon 2721877 >># first two kicks always lose, third is forever going
>> [_] Anon 2721879 http://puu.sh/gGztW/8d5c83771f.png help.
>> [_] Anon 2721882 This game makes me want to play Katawa CRASSSSSH. Could someone upload it?
>> [_] Anon 2721890 The ride never ends. http://i.imgur.com/5WtemAM.png
>> [_] Anon 2721898 Rank Mother Teresa 45500
>> [_] Anon 2721919 >># Still hasn't ended. http://i.imgur.com/Ens13Lz.png
>> [_] Anon 2721922 >># pls screenshot last rank my life depends on it youre my hero
>> [_] Anon 2721923 i had to stop after 41,000 i sat there for 30 minutes waiting for it to end. swear to god these games always do this to me
>> [_] Anon 2721926 >># Seriously? American football?
>> [_] Anon 2721938 >># score at 202,300, so far no change in rank.
>> [_] Anon 2721940 I should have expected no less from this after the other games. http://puu.sh/gGFa2/a651d7941a.png
>> [_] Anon 2721941 >># I just realized. It probably shows the name you input during the second kick, which I just left blank.
>> [_] Anon 2721942 i just lost 40mins of my life and ill never see them again 4832 FML
>> [_] Anon 2721943 >># http://i.imgur.com/dTCqOKG.png finally, done, now I can go the fuck to sleep.
>> [_] Anon 2721944 I am at 70,000 After like 1 hour.
>> [_] Anon 2721945 At 243,000 it just never stops =(
>> [_] Anon 2722011 got to nearly 260,000 before finally closing the god damn window
>> [_] Anon 2722013 361'736 and still going. http://i.gyazo.com/5c0dcfb1b3280f8afcf0a e1340c09722.png

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[_] Anon 2711604 Post your high score
>> [_] Anon 2711607 9k and counting
>> [_] Anon 2711610 12k+ step up anon
>> [_] Anon 2711612 I think I'm stuck in an infinite loop
>> [_] Anon 2711613 15k+
>> [_] Anon 2711614 First round I got like 200. Now I'm at 13k and still going with no signs of stopping. Not even a close call.
>> [_] Anon 2711615 i've been going for a solid five minutes now it won't stop end the pain
>> [_] Anon 2711616 >># i want to get off mr bones' wild ride
>> [_] Anon 2711619 22k Jesus make it stop
>> [_] Anon 2711621 >># still going at 19k gonna stop it here i think. >># You must not know what "and counting" means.
>> [_] Anon 2711622 game designer done fucked up and made a game you can't lose to
>> [_] Anon 2711623 just end the pain 29k and counting
>> [_] Anon 2711626 37k+ I'm thinking of just letting this run overnight. I'll post on swfchan if this finishes.
>> [_] Anon 2711628 Would somebody just post the ranks so I can close this damn thing?
>> [_] Anon 2711629 >># 5 - Stalin 4 - Mother Teresa
>> [_] Anon 2711630 >># 3 - mother theresa
>> [_] Anon 2711631 >># "3 ranks to go" - Mother Theresa, so it's really rank 4
>> [_] Anon 2711632 there must be some satisfaction at the end this ends, right?
>> [_] Anon 2711634 >># ahh my mistake im tired
>> [_] Anon 2711635 >># incoming disappointment
>> [_] Anon 2711639 press the R in the corner for more games like this foreskin
>> [_] Anon 2711640 i forget what number 1 is
>> [_] Anon 2711642 58k and still no end, WTF!
>> [_] Anon 2711646 #3: Abraham Lincoln
>> [_] Anon 2711650 >># 68k here >># OH BOY
>> [_] Anon 2711651 Reached 79k now good ol Abe
>> [_] Anon 2711656 ¡¡¡STOP!!!
>> [_] Anon 2711658 it's intentionally designed so you can't hit the indians, right? Still better than katawa crash.
>> [_] Anon 2711666 ranks decompiled "Pitiful Paul", "Average Joe", "Ben Stiller", "Calvin Coolidge", "Benjamin Disraeli", "Mary Higgins Clark", "Dr. James Naismith", "Harriet Beecher Stowe", "Harriet Tubman", "Martin Luther King Jr.", "FDR", "Gandhi", "Muhammed", "Muhammed Ali", "Confucius", "Sacagawea", "Shakespeare", "Susan B. Anthony", "Stalin", "Mother Teresa", "Abraham Lincoln", "Jesus Christ", "...........", "... you done yet?"
>> [_] Anon 2711670 >># congrats
>> [_] Anon 2711672 HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY LOST
>> [_] Anon 2711673 >># Oh thank you for ending my torture
>> [_] Anon 2711676 83k kill me
>> [_] Anon 2711679 >># 138000 here
>> [_] Anon 2711685 >># 152k rip in pieces
>> [_] Anon 2711690 Bitch, I ain't pitiful.
>> [_] Anon 2711693 Fuck and I thought my 9600k and counting was impressive. First round was 202. Just when you think it's over again and again, the ride never stops.
>> [_] Anon 2711699 208k and still haven't gotten past Jesus rank
>> [_] Anon 2711708 2 Has anyone gotten a 1 or 0?
>> [_] Anon 2711710 yeah 210k still at jesus. im going to bed and leaving it on
>> [_] Anon 2711711 i've been going for hours now, it hasn't stopped 236k ........... rank no signs of stopping help me
>> [_] Anon 2711720 218k I want to get off this ride please
>> [_] Anon 2711742 Just checked my window, 250k rank: ............... 0 ranks to go
>> [_] Anon 2711744 And here I thought I was lucky with my never ending 132k and counting fuck this game
>> [_] Anon 2711753 this game, also known as bad programming
>> [_] Anon 2711757 PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO STOP MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE WHY CAN'T I HIT AN INDIAN
>> [_] Anon 2711758 this shit must be rigged
>> [_] Anon 2711762 http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/about/#make- the-world-a-better-place you fucking idiots
>> [_] Anon 2711764 Cheat engine at max speed... Still going on 500K
>> [_] Anon 2711766 74K CHECKING IN NERDS HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING IM A FUCKIGN BETTER PERSON THAN ALL OF YOU FUCKING KIDS HAHAH REKT
>> [_] Anon 2711767 >># 45 posts till someone realizes what is is, shameful
>> [_] Anon 2711781 >Realize that I've been rused at 2k and that it's never going to end >Some people are at 500k and still going You're the reason that the pet rock made money.
>> [_] Anon 2711789 This game is a parody of these games. I forgot the name of the site, but it's something similar to gamesfromhell and the developer specifically says that the first two kicks are shit and that on the third one it will never stop.
>> [_] Anon 2711791 Can someone post Katawa Crash? I need to Rumba RIGHT NOW.
>> [_] Anon 2711811 >># It up now.
>> [_] Anon 2711814 >># >># Nevermind, says I gotta wait.
>> [_] Anon 2711836 This shit just keeps going, it never fucking stops. 30k captcha: arces