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[_] [G] y'know Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)15:42 No.950386
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)15:49 No.950391
Sound quality.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)15:57 No.950397
fuuuuuuuuck
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)16:04 No.950402
HOW I WIN LAWLZ?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)16:04 No.950403
I've tried everything. Fail game is fucking fail.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)16:04 No.950404
okay, so you go to the bathroom and wash your hands, and you see the eyeball, breathe, open the
toilet, get key from mouth, go to the hallway and unlock the door... I don't know what to do from
there.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)16:07 No.950407
>>950404
I'm in the same boat as far as i can tell you can't win
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)16:07 No.950408
So, just so we're clear, if this were real life, a reasonable person would just pick up the phone
and call for help from outside, or go to the neighbor's when they see the eyeball, right?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)16:11 No.950409
HIDE BEHIND THE FUCKING CURTAIN AFTER TURNING THE STEREO ON
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)16:11 No.950410
After you unlock the door, you go to the right to your parent's room and see your poorly drawn
mother bleeding to death on the floor and that is the end. Apparently.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)16:13 No.950412
>>950410
Really? that fucking gay.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)16:14 No.950413
I remember playing this a long ass time ago and winning but I can't remember how it's done. I
remember that you have to distract the guy somehow by doing something in the living room and
hiding behind the curtains, but I could have sworn that was turn on the stereo, and it won't let
you do that after you get the key. Your mom gives you a gun at some point and you shoot him. If
anyone figures it out, post the results, because it's the ship's wheel in the pirate's pants for
me.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)16:14 No.950414
Here's what you do.
When you first walk in, go to the stereo. Turn it on, then click on the curtain to hide behind it.
Go into the bathroom. Turn on the faucet, allow yourself to breathe and calm down. Open the
toilet, get the key.
Go down the hallway. Don't go into the room right in front; off to the right there is an obscured
hallway that whoever made this game is too dumbshit to realize is basically invisible and most
people aren't paying close enough attention to the blood on the floor.
Click on the body.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)16:18 No.950418
SPOILER:
Turning on the stereo distracts the killer from raping your mom, alerting him to the fact that
there's someone in the house; he goes and hides in your bedroom. This gives you the opportunity
to see your mom so she can tell you where the gun is.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)16:19 No.950419
>>950404
Turn down the hallway (That is, don't go into the room directly ahead). Click on corpse, shoot
retard. You win the game! :D
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)16:21 No.950421
>>950414
I did exactly that and it did something weird. I turned on the stereo, hid behind the curtain,
went to the bathroom, turned on the faucet, opened the toilet, got the key, and it told me the
door was locked. I had to go back and turn on the faucet again, open the toilet again, and get
the key again, and he killed me when I found the mother. buggy game is buggy.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)16:21 No.950423
So uh
why would you assume that there's a key in your (father's?) mouth?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)16:24 No.950424
this game is aptly named.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)16:24 No.950425
this is based on a real life history but animation quality sux hard compared to the tv
re-creation version (yes the mom was aped on the tv re-creation)
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)16:32 No.950432
i'm amused with the congratulations screen
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST SAW YOUR PARENTS MURDERED! YOU WIN A FREE I-POD CLICK HERE
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)16:33 No.950434
>>950423
Because he always told you "Son, when i get decapitated, i will have a key in my mouth."
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)17:27 No.950472
wtf is the go back button? i pick up the paper or go to the locked door and i cant do anything
else
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)17:29 No.950473
a fucking retard made this, hard to do anything u want 2
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)17:55 No.950489
..the fuck?
You shoot him and he bleeds out of his eyes.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)18:14 No.950506
>>950414
that gets you killed
how the fuck do i win
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)18:23 No.950512
>>950434
You're a girl in this game.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)18:26 No.950515
Sit on the couch, fall asleep, win gaem.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)18:30 No.950520
In some ways, it seems the best ending is to fall asleep on the couch and die. At least then you
don't have to live an emotionally scarred orphan.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)18:30 No.950521
ITS A TRAP!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)18:31 No.950523
I can't find the bathroom!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)18:33 No.950527
>>950506
That is how you win. You're doing something wrong.
You have to do it IN THAT ORDER, otherwise it fucks it up.
>> [_] mootles !!WgjEA8biRFT 04/12/09(Sun)18:35 No.950529
>>950414
this is correct
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)18:36 No.950530
Found the bathroom, then it kicked me out. lol, glitched game is glitched. :(
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)18:50 No.950549
GRANDPA?!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)19:25 No.950583
>>950414
This works but you can't make any deviations or the ugly will kill you when you go to your mother.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)19:33 No.950586
man, pretty good stuff.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)19:44 No.950597
wtf? i accidently went into the kitchen and i can't click anywhere to get out
>> [_] Anonymous 04/12/09(Sun)20:09 No.950624
>>950432
ah, i can't click on it
why god WHYYYY??????????????