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[_] [?] FINISH HIM Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)01:36 No.924026
FATALITY! CHRISTIANITY WINS!
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>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)01:38 No.924027
inb4 50 replies
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)01:48 No.924041
Well, shit.
brb, church
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)01:51 No.924049
where does abiogenisis state that any inorganic matter can spontaneously become life?
what happened to RNA spending millions of years self-organizing, becoming the first informational
catalyst?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)01:55 No.924052
>>924049
Y'all niggas postin' in a troll thread.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)01:58 No.924054
LRN 2 SCIENCE CHRISTIANS! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUCK.
OH WAIT, CHRISTIANITY.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)02:01 No.924055
fuck that shit.
i'm not going to come to the realisation ever.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)02:02 No.924056
wow that shit was dumb holy fuck
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)02:03 No.924058
Damn it Christianity, you argue the theory evolution with... peanutbutter?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)02:04 No.924060
AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)02:12 No.924067
Uh we DID find "new life" in peanut butter before. Remember the fucking salmonella peanut butter
outbreak?
jesus goddamn fuck ass fuck
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)02:14 No.924069
there is new life in every jar but it is not on the top and we eat it before it can reproduce.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)02:17 No.924073
fucking hell.
I'm a christian and this is the shit I have to put up with. Evolution is fucking possible. Fuck.
These people give us bad names.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)02:21 No.924076
dumbasses
the banana clearly eliminates all possibility of evolution
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)02:27 No.924085
>>924076
peanut butter and banana sandwiches are delicious and therefore must be proof of god and his love
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)02:28 No.924088
>>924073
I'm a fellow embarrassed Christian.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)02:34 No.924093
>>924088
Thirded. Lawd.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)02:44 No.924108
>>924073
>>924088
When I pick on religion more viciously than usual, my christian (well episcopal) girlfriend
occasionally points out that MOST christians are NOT these nut jobs, nor do they think like them.
Most christians, I think, are capable of separating reality from scripture, and using it as
advice. However, these morons have hijacked the public face of the church, so maybe, if
christians allow them to represent them, then they do deserve to be ridiculed after all . ...
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)02:56 No.924117
Fresh peanut butter jars make great alternatives for a Fleshlight.. so in a way, some people
could find "new life" inside their fresh peanut butter jars. ;D
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)03:01 No.924122
My peanut butter is moldy :(
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)03:04 No.924124
BULL SHIT, THEN EXPLAIN HOW R UNIVERSE WAS MADE. AND I MEAN FROM THE GROUND!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)03:08 No.924125
>>924124
God made it you dumb ass! lololololololol
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)03:09 No.924127
Jesus Christ. What does abiogenesis have to do with evolution, this has to be a joke there are
too many things wrong with this for it to even be half serious.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)03:15 No.924130
god dammit i want a peanut butter and jelly sandwiche
>> [_] The Mighty Meatslinger !!EidhEtY/lXA 03/16/09(Mon)03:16 No.924131
Lol, these idiots are essentially taking the route: "I've thrown hundreds of cars off cliffs and
never once has one turned into a Ferrari." Well duh, dumpshit. If you threw a car hard enough off
a tall enough cliff and added the FUCKING NUCLEAR POWERS OF THE FUCKING COSMOS, there's actually,
believe it or not, a slight chance that it'll come out as a lawnmower, or something that
resembles one in both form and function. I'll admit, I believe there could be some form of higher
intelligence that created the world, but never anything like The Sims, or Spore, where every
facet of reality is lovingly placed. Don't you think that somebody as intelligent as God would
have used a form of "chaos machine" to derive what would be the universe, and then made minor
adjustments as necessary? What's to say that God couldn't use evolution as a tool to shape the
world, when he doesn't want to babysit it for ten thousand millenia?
Hard-line creationists like this make me want to vomit.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)03:16 No.924132
I JUST SAID TO EXPLAIN IT FROM THE "GROUND UP" TO WHICH U JUST FAILED TO DO, SO U GET NOTHING!!!
BEHOLE THE WINNER: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)03:22 No.924137
it would feel so nice to watch them all die slowly
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)03:26 No.924143
Oh gosh they found it out guys, its over, we can all go back to being religious nuts.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)03:27 No.924144
Haha, this whole video reminds me of when one of those dumb fucks try to respond to a post with
some passionate paragraph of bullshit, only to realize after posting that it had nothing to do to
the post they responded to.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)03:30 No.924149
Religion... Basically, jerk off into a handbook and tell all your friends it's the writings of
god. Try to get as many people to believe you so you can laugh at them. Tell close friends about
the joke so you can laugh with someone. That's religion in a nutshell.
Call it an ancient /b/.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)03:35 No.924152
>>924088
You don't need this sort of thing to be embarrassed: you're Christian.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)03:37 No.924156
how about you keep this shit outta /f/
i dont come here for shit like this. I come here for shit like this:>>923885
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)03:52 No.924164
Did they ever check vegemite?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)03:58 No.924168
Jesus made peanut butter, not science, so Jesus is bigger then science. As simple as that. what
now, atheist? You will burn in peanutbutterless hell while good christians will enjoy their
peanut butter in heaven.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)04:10 No.924180
microscopic life is a little hard to spot visually without some form of science device
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)04:17 No.924187
Hyuk hyuk
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)04:25 No.924193
This clip is a lie. I find new life in my PB jars every other Thursday.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)04:25 No.924195
/r/ sauce for this video.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)04:39 No.924203
stupid Christians don't know the rules of general relativity.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)05:00 No.924211
This thread is so full of fail.
>> [_] Ghost !twDoOM./j6 03/16/09(Mon)05:01 No.924213
I want to murder every single christian in the world
someday i will
someday i will rid the world of it's plague. And i will be a hero
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)05:41 No.924230
the pope forbids eating peanut butter because it is alive
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)06:23 No.924251
/f/ will be amused to know that I flicked off a creationist museum SUV that was driving like a
douchebag on I-71 coming home from Cincinnati.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)06:50 No.924264
lol, jars of NIGGERS cant create life.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)07:13 No.924273
thats it guys.. unless we find a mutated fetus in penutbutter jar there is no evolution.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)07:42 No.924294
... :p Dumb as shit.
Trying to prove something wrong with peanut butter. What the fuck :p
God damned fucktard
AAAAAAAAA! I DONT WANNA LIVE ANY MORE NOW! ~jump out window~ ... :p
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)07:43 No.924295
"but we never find new life inside unless an outside source contaminates it"
Yes that's how evolution works, much how Newton's Third Law impacts matter. But by their flawed
logic, the above arguement would serve more to dispute Creationism than anything else. Oh,
nothing out of thin air? Then Creationism doesn't exist. Case Closed.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)08:21 No.924305
i like how this guy says we conduct billions of experiments a year and find no new life. that's
hilarious! half my cheeses are moldy and just last month I had to throw away a box of cereal
swarming with maggots
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)08:44 No.924312
their retarded if they think this.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)08:46 No.924313
Fundamentalists are such yummy people, too bad cannibalism makes u dumb
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)09:05 No.924326
Yeah, hi. Going to be oddly serious on 4chan for once. I'm a Christian, and this is a load of
shit. I believe science supports my faith in a creator in that scientists, namely some biologist
dude who's name escapes me, have found that there are certain cells within our body that could
not have evolved into the way they work currently. Meaning, they are only useful the way they are
now, and if they were not built in such a way, they would not work and would therefore be useless
to the rest of the body/other cells. Here's one example.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)09:06 No.924329
>>924326
There's a commonly seen cell that basically has a "tail" at the end of it, powered by a system
similar to that of a rotary motor. Such a design would not be able to function correctly if all
the pieces were not there in the first place - meaning, the "tail" that propelled the cell
forward would not work at all. In such instances, you can then assume that there was no way that
the cell 'evolved' into the way it is now, as there would be no use for any previous stage of the
"design", and because the "motor" attached to the base of the "tail" would have been useless
without all the parts. Basically, it's like the cell supports some kind of grand mechanic, some
sort of creator.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)09:07 No.924330
>>924329
Now, I'm far from anything resembling an expert on the subject, and I'm sure I slipped up
somewhere in my explanation, and this is 4chan so I'm going to be trolled pretty hard, but, the
basic idea is pretty much that there are certain cells, from the ones in our body to
single-celled organisms, that support the idea of a creator. Does this mean I don't believe in
evolution? Fuck no. Does this mean that Christianity is the one true religion? GOD fucking no.
It's just simple evidence to support a creator.
Anyway, I'm going to stop now. The old white guy in this shitty flash can shove his mis-begotten
ideals right up his ass. Hopefully, he'll die before anyone listens to him seriously of something
like a Viagra overdose as he tries to fuck a ten-year-old boy.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)09:09 No.924331
Oh fuck I was just intellectually checkmated!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)09:16 No.924344
1 time i open penut better and dere was life
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)09:26 No.924365
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDUIwUbkFZs
It's ALIVE!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)09:29 No.924368
Awe fuck it, I didn't even want to fucking watch this.
I watched it.
LOL'D. MY. FUCKING. ASS. OFF.
Although the idea that there are people out there, tons of people really, who are uneducated
enough to actually believe this is a valid refutation of science makes me rage a bit inside, this
is just too fucking funny.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)09:30 No.924369
>>924344
more like
1 time i opened the peanutbutter jar and there was light
2 time i opened the peanutbutter jar and there was sky
3 time i opened the peanutbutter jar and there were land and sea
4 time i opened the peanutbutter jar and there was day and night
5 time i opened the peanutbutter jar and there were sea creatures and birds
6 time i opened the peanutbutter jar and there was man
on 7 time i rested
>> [_] Anonymous 03/16/09(Mon)09:48 No.924382
>>924330
Umm, yeah.
That magical 'tail' is called a flagella and is one of, if not the most common form of movment
seen in single cell organisims.
If your biologist friend can't work out how such a thing could've formed from basic parts o the
cell then he should hand in his labcoat and give up now.
