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[_] [?] Anon 1502522 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1502560 Gaytheist who made this doesn't realize that Jesus is actually in Heaven, and the Holy Spirit is with us instead. That's why in John 14 Jesus said "I go now to prepare a place for you that where I am you may be also." All this work for nothing lol. Enjoy your flash video.
>> [_] Anon 1502563 Also sinners can't even pray this prayer because in Psalm 66:18 God says He'll ignore your prayers if you love sin in your heart. U mad?
>> [_] Anon 1502565 I was expecting a screamer or something at step 3 and I closed the window.
>> [_] Anon 1502566 "Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed." (John 20:29)
>> [_] Anon 1502570 Fucking lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1502571 >># maybe we're all 'sinners' and god hears nobody's prayers.
>> [_] Anon 1502575 I love how the guy who made this flash is completely uneducated on how scripture works. First of all, Jesus was only talking to Christians when he said "2 or more gathered". Therefore, this retarded atheist just makes intelligent Atheists like myself look stupid to christfags.
>> [_] Ren 1502627 ITT: People with imaginary friends
>> [_] Anon 1502635 Oh, Jesus...
>> [_] Anon 1502643 HOW DARE HE IMPLY THAT THE GREAT PUMPKIN IS IMAGINARY! IF THE GREAT PUMPKIN IS IMAGINARY THEN WHY THE HELL DO WE MUTILATE HIS BRETHREN FOR EVERY YEAR TO KEEP OUR FIRSTBORNS SAFE ?
>> [_] Anon 1502646 You can prove a theist wrong all day, in the end it's the structure and unity that religion provides keeping them on board. Somebody's proven there's no superpowered ghost granting wishes in the clouds? They don't care. They're just gonna tune it out, bake a cake, and bring it to the next church social. Put it this way: If LARPers can get together and praise Pelor with a straight face for the sake of fun, community, etc, what's gonna stop societies founded on a religion with roots going millennia back from doing the same?
>> [_] Anon 1502654 Sure is some buttmad christfags ITT.
>> [_] Anon 1502655 I believe in Jesus.. He's the Mexican refugee that lives under my bed and steals my food. He also goes to the home depot down the street and looks for jobs.. He asks to borrow money a lot..
>> [_] Anon 1502659 >Faith
>> [_] Anon 1502666 I will not stand for this. how dare you bash a religion you so blatantly do not understand. there are FACTS all around you that he is real but you ignore them and make up bull shit arguments like this that have no facts for themselves. and how DARE you compare the grate pumpkin to jesus! the grate pumpkin is the son of god. if I ever here someone bash the grate pumpkin like this in person they are going to have a pumpkin curse placed on them and there family.
>> [_] Anon 1502668 >># no my god.
>> [_] Anon 1502672 That's a cool prayer, but, how do I make Jesus go away? He is starting to annoy me a bit.
>> [_] Anon 1502673 >># 666 = the mark of the beast post about the grate pumpkin and the religion centered around it. the beast must be the grate pumpkin.
>> [_] Anon 1502676 >># Seriously guys, I don't know how to make him go away, help? I mean, I suppose I could tell him to, but would you be able to tell Jesus to go away?
>> [_] Anon 1502680 >># Nevermind, he's gone, thanks God... for calling him back.
>> [_] Anon 1502681 >># oh pray that he go show himself to the Muslims to make them shut the fuck up. he is gone and the Muslims will stfu. 2 birds with 1 stone bro.
>> [_] Anon 1502683 >># fuck you god. why do you always mess with me like this? is is because of the molesting thing? if you were down here you would of put it in there butt too.
>> [_] Anon 1502684 >># I was gonna say nail him to a nearby post, that's guaranteed to get him off your back for at least 3 days.
>> [_] Anon 1502696 >># >># >># >># >># You Funny Guy tier. >># >># >># People Who Don't Know How to Laugh or Were Touched by Priests as Kids tier. >># >># >># Trying to Have a Discussion on 4chan tier AKA LOL U GUISE Rest of the thread is mediocre. Shit I'm bored tonight.
>> [_] Anon 1502705 Everything I dream is real and prayer healed my cancer. Athiests = haters.
>> [_] Anon 1502706 if all atheists were as retarded as the dude that made this flash, i'd rather be a fucking creationist he seriously picked the weakest shit to "prove" that jesus doesn't exist, which in fact we all know by now that a man named jesus did exist and he did go around telling he was a prophet/son of god
>> [_] Anon 1502709 jesus is my room mate. he says 'Hi'
>> [_] 96% of teens won't stand up for God. If you're one of the 4% who will, put this in your post. Anon 1502712 This flash is just focused on Jesus, who probably didn't exist at all like he's described in the Bible and other books. But his site is called god is imaginary, and that's a much sillier claim. I wonder how many athiests realize that the smarted person who ever lived, Einstien, believed in God? Do they really think their so much smarty? Even the most arrogant and ignorant athiest can't honestly say they are.
>> [_] Anon 1502722 >># Most historians agree that a Jesus of Nazereth existed back in the day. Whether he was the son of god or not is a matter of faith. Also, Einstein made a possibly religious comment, he seemed to lean more towards the agnostic side like Sagat. Wait, I don't even know what you're trying to post. Shit I'm tired.
>> [_] Anon 1502727 >># The difference being that one of the two groups acknowledge what they do is just for socialising and fun, and the other has a history of insisting others follow their made up god.
>> [_] Anon 1502734 >They don't realize that even if Jesus wasn't the son of god he still was a man who existed. Silly. :3
>> [_] Anon 1502735 who in the world is a normal inteligent person
>> [_] Anon 1502740 Penis, there now all sides of idiocy has been achieved in this thread
>> [_] Anon 1502746 >># Mac fags.
>> [_] Anon 1502759 >imaginary friends hahaha you guuuuys stop that
>> [_] Jesus never existed Anon 1502770 Show me his birth certificate!
>> [_] Anon 1502800 la la la la la i cant hear you la la la the great pumpkin is real! mamma said so la la la la la and anyway Jesus has to be real. otherwise how could he know what lulz are and put them in the bible? ^- reference Proverbs 21:19 - it is better to dwell in the wilderness than with a contentious and angry woman.
>> [_] Anon 1502819 I think that there is entity that created universe, but propably it looks more like in star trek than like god of any religions.
>> [_] Anon 1502826 if he appeared to hundreds of people, then i ask all you religion fags this: why the fuck wont he appear to us? are we all sinners since he wont appear to those who sin? and what about all those people who died in 9/11? were they not to be saved cause they all were sinners also? what did they do to deserve such an end?
>> [_] Anon 1502828 lol, faith lol guidance for those who lack the ablity to guide themselves... trival diffrences from a cult
>> [_] Anon 1502830 PRO SKUB
>> [_] Anon 1502835 >># >I PRAYED FOR A MILLION JILLION DOLLARS WHEN I WAS NINE AND JESUS DIDN'T GIVE ME ANYTHING SO JESUS IS IMAGINARY FUCK YOU MOM FOR MAKING ME GO TO CHURCH INSTEAD OF LETTING ME WATCH DRAGON BALL Z