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[_] Anon 3494748 bedtime /f/
>> [_] Anon 3494765 >># thanks OP just what I needed to fall asleep
>> [_] Anon 3494766 >># Ok. I wanted to lurk a bit more, but this convinced me.

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[_] It's 5am, /f/, why are you still awake? Anon 3243553 GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
>> [_] Anon 3243556 what? O.O
>> [_] Anon 3243569 No way, jose. I'm in this for the long haul.

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[_] Don't you have to be up in the morning? Anon 3238447

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[_] Anon 3233195

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[_] Anon 3191724
>> [_] Anon 3191744 Oh, I see, its funny because its supposed to be a kids book and they say fuck. Clever and original.

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[_] Anon 3184348
>> [_] Anon 3184395 Go to sleep anon
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 3184401 I caaaAAAAANNnnnt! Now I have black nick fury in my head yelling at me.
>> [_] Anon 3184469 I'm tired of this muthafuckin' anons, on this muthafuckin' board. GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

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[_] THE FUCK TO SLEEP Anon 2996370 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2996377 >Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson Yeah, this is going to put me up all night with the cringe. >SLJ starts narrating Well, fuck me. If not him, a damn good impersonator.
>> [_] Anon 2996380 >># It's 100% Sam Jackson.
>> [_] DR. COCKTER 2996429 >># It is samuel L jackson you fucking retard
>> [_] Anon 2996507 His voice is not exactly calming. im wide awake now :(

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[_] Anon 2985349 It's 4 am and I can't fucking sleep.
>> [_] Anon 2985506 perfect

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[_] Please newfags... Dr. Anon 2594525 Go the fuck to sleep.
>> [_] Anon 2594727 try taking your own advice, namefag.
>> [_] Dr. Anon 2594791 >># Lol, calling me out for being a namefag. >on /f/ I'm the doc, I only don't tripcode

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[_] SAMUEL L. JACKSON Anon 2576080
>> [_] Anon 2576113 nigga its 9:21 PM

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[_] Anon 2509506
>> [_] Anon 2509512 I don't want to go the fuck to sleep.
>> [_] Anon 2509613 >>#

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[_] Anon 2501751 G'nite /f/
>> [_] Anon 2501903 10/10

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[_] Anon 2500413 Late Night Sam L. Jackson Thread
>> [_] Anon 2500507 Time to go to sleep
>> [_] Anon 2500518 can you tell me why the fuck I should go to sleep at 11 am? damn americunts everywhere.
>> [_] Captain Jack Sparrow 2500613 >># bait moar britfag

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[_] ft. BOOF Anon 2491652
>> [_] Anon 2491656 >># >not an edgelord I swear.
>> [_] Anon 2491658 >># How have I never watched this before today?
>> [_] Anon 2491673 thats so cute
>> [_] Anon 2491679 Lololololololololol buy my weed

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[_] Samuel L Jackson at his finest Anon 2477098
>> [_] Anon 2477138 Did you name the file all by your self?
>> [_] Anon 2477144 >># Excuse me if not all of us are creative geniuses and just want to share flashes.
>> [_] Anon 2477147 >># You are excused.
>> [_] Anon 2477152 >># >># Just shut up and god to fucking sleep, faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2477165 fuck, 10 seconds after samual started speaking i fell asleep. Ten minutes latter i find my self sleeping on the desk with shorts filled with jizzz my jizz to be clear
>> [_] heuheueheueh 2477175 Samuel L. Jackson is the best
>> [_] Anon 2477246 >># Your jizz is clear? Might wanna go see a doctor dude. Either that or you're just pissing yourself.
>> [_] Anon 2477253 >># SAY BEST AGAIN

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[_] Why the fuck are you up this late? Anon 2428987
>> [_] Anon 2428996 Getting up for work. My day is over by the time most of you are just waking up.
>> [_] Anon 2429037 >># I'm waiting for someone to spank your ass for posting in 140p.
>> [_] Anon 2429047 I was supposed to wake up in four hours and my sleep schedule is fucked from other things.
>> [_] Anon 2429049 >># Because I have lost control of my life.
>> [_] Anon 2429051 Because I can't stop masturbating, please send help.
>> [_] Anon 2429102 >># just got back from school...

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[_] Sleep /f/ Anon 2349190 Get some fucking rest. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2349299 Y should I? I still have to fap
>> [_] Anon 2349337 I prefer the version with Noni Hazelhurst. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xtcB457j qQ&t=20s
>> [_] S-A-G-E 2349381 HOLY FUCK I LOVE YTUBE RIPS ;)

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[_] GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP Anon 2336401

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[_] Anon 2304034
>> [_] Anon 2304072 B-but samuel-sama, I don't want to sleep
>> [_] Samuel-Sama 2304096 >># GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!
>> [_] Anon 2304177 I was going to... I just don't like nigg3rs telling me what to do.
>> [_] Anon 2304197 >># You misspelled "niggers" there, friend.

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[_] Anon 2275051
>> [_] Anon 2275086 I am a parent. Every. Fucking. Night. Baby girl, just go the fuck to sleep.
>> [_] Anon 2275109 Win, Anon. Win | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Go the fuck away, Captcha.

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[_] Anon 2199377
>> [_] Anon 2199602 i love this story and ill read this to my kids

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[_] Anon 2175565

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[_] Good night /f/ Anon 2149933 Now go the fuck to sleep.
>> [_] Anon 2149939 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2149996 watch this and Die Wahren Helden at the same time
>> [_] Anon 2150077 fucking saved

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[_] Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson Anon 2087618
>> [_] Anon 2087728 Gilbert Gottfried's reading of Fifty Shades of Gray beats this by a long shot.
>> [_] Anon 2087817 best story evah

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[_] Anon 1987040
>> [_] Anon 1987163 Thanks, I needed this

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[_] Sleep time anons! Anon 1930231 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1930238 That was beautiful, despite quality
>> [_] Anon 1930243 jackson is a badass. Doing this makes him even more awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1930420 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52jlFnwlv XE

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[_] How about a bedtime story Anon 1904353
>> [_] Anon 1904406 i gotta buy this book
>> [_] Anon 1904429 Holy fucking shit my sides ache!
>> [_] Anon 1904474 My sides, 10/10 anon, 10/10
>> [_] Anon 1904487 Old post, reposted.

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[_] Anon 1877133
>> [_] Anon 1877171 I have a crazyboner
>> [_] Anon 1877344 well im going to sleep now

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[_] srsly guize go to sleep Anon 1870764
>> [_] Anon 1870784 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ADF4iY7K Ck
>> [_] Anon 1870817 Thank you for this.
>> [_] Anon 1870989 best bedtime story ever

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[_] Anon 1865160
>> [_] Anon 1865177 i dig
>> [_] Anon 1865219 I am literally falling asleep to this video...
>> [_] Anon 1865220 Noni Hazelhurst does it better
>> [_] Anon 1865224 This is the best

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[_] Anon 1856897
>> [_] Anon 1857032 Pure gold.

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[_] Good night /f/ Anon 1842813 Time for a bed time story.
>> [_] Anon 1842895 gooooooooooodnight anon
>> [_] Anon 1842957 Are these the real words?
>> [_] Anon 1842995 >># yes, I saw this book at a goodwill yesterday actually. 2 bucks. did not buy.

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[_] Anon 1801831 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1801903 I am going to read this story to my children one day.
>> [_] Anon 1801957 Bumping! let this never 404!
>> [_] Anon 1801972 I like this story are there other children's books read by Samuel Jackson?
>> [_] Anon 1801974 I am going to go to sleep to this every night.

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[_] it's that time Anon 1758875 time for sleep
>> [_] Anon 1758876 One of he best books i ever bought. From a non-literate perspective.
>> [_] Anon 1758880 Goes well with rainyday over foggytown.
>> [_] Anon 1758884 I want to go to sleep, but the washing machine is on and I have to wait until I can hang the clothes to dry...
>> [_] Anon 1758892 >># PEACE AT LAST! ZZZZZZZZZ
>> [_] Anon 1758938 love it
>> [_] Anon 1758992 this is the best thing. And Samuel L. Jackson is perfect!

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[_] Anon 1750123 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anoymous 1750127 damit this really makes me sleeepy >_>damn you!
>> [_] Anon 1750133 Bed time for me.
>> [_] Anon 1750212 :3 I love you Anonymous. Goodnight.
>> [_] Anon 1750227 This is why i love /f/
>> [_] Anon 1750273 One more story please? How about the ones with the snakes on a plane?

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[_] [L] Time for bed Anon 1690997
>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus 1691001 I remember reading books to my nephew when he was a little kid to lull him to sleep. And now that he's 17, I can show this to him and make him laugh off his ass.
>> [_] Anon 1691017 Mmkay...
>> [_] Anon 1691029 No one swears like Samuel L Mutherfucking Jackson
>> [_] Anon 1691104 I'm getting sleepy /f/

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[_] [?] Anon 1676570 It's bedtime, /f/ Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1676574 Fuck you mom
>> [_] Anon 1676576 OH I GET IT IT FUNNY BECAUSE ITS IRONIC BECAUSE YOU WOULDNT EXPECT CUSS WORDS TO BE USED IN A KIDS BOOK SO FUNNY AND RANDOM
>> [_] Anon 1676592 >># Mom? That is Samuel L. Jackson speaking. When he says to go the fuck to sleep, YOU GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go to sleep.
>> [_] Anon 1676727 I find this to be genuinely soothing for some reason. Must be the power of Samuel L. Jackson's voice.
>> [_] Anon 1676754 goodnight
>> [_] Anon 1676787 >># Do you just not find humor in anything anymore, kiddo?
>> [_] Anon 1676804 that's it, im going to get the fuck to sleep night /f/

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[_] [L] You heard the man. Anon 1669772
>> [_] Anon 1669797 brings a tear to my eye
>> [_] Anon 1669855 Oh my fucking god. I bought this book a while back and didn't think it could get any better.. then here comes Samuel L Jackson to read it to me. Thank you annon for sharing this.
>> [_] Anon 1669900 this is awesome
>> [_] Anon 1669954 win
>> [_] Anon 1670019 I thought it was just a joke but oh my god it is real

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[_] [L] Time for bed guys. Anon 1656667 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1656686 I will read this to my kids.
>> [_] Anon 1656788 That's one way to get some sleep.
>> [_] Anon 1656897 oh god, i own this book.
>> [_] Anon 1656898 >># and now i will forever read it in the voice of sam jackson

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[_] [L] Anon 1636923 Bedtime Story with Samuel L. Jackson. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1636939 Bought this for my co worker and his 7 kids.
>> [_] Anon 1636986 funniest shit ever
>> [_] Anon 1637020 Ah, I was feeling a little sick, caught the flu going around. This made me better. Now, time for bed.
>> [_] Anon 1637098 Priceless
>> [_] Anon 1637110 this made my night, thank you for posting it
>> [_] Anon 1637175 ima use this to go to sleep ' w '

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[_] [?] Enough of the pony faggotry Anon 1603750
>> [_] Anon 1603770 The belt, a good beating or tape also works, you know? Worked for Casey Anthony
>> [_] Anon 1603841 Funny, I thought it was chloroform.
>> [_] Anon 1603842 Samuel "MOTHERFUCKING" Jackson?
>> [_] Anon 1603845 >># He has children to, you know.

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[_] [L] Anon 1570465 Go to sleep /f/ Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1570622 I love you, platonnicly, for posting this.
>> [_] Anon 1570625 lol lie the fuck down and sleep
>> [_] Anon 1570641 Samuel L. Jackson makes everything better
>> [_] Anon 1570646 this is awesome lol
>> [_] Anon 1570663 >Samuel L. Jackson version WHY AM I ONLY JUST NOW FINDING THIS

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[_] [?] cactus 1567651 nighty night
>> [_] Anon 1567657 i knew it would be great when i heard narrated by samuel l jackson
>> [_] Anon 1567665 I saw this book in a books-a-million a few weeks ago. At first i didnt know what to think. I didnt pick it up to read it I just saw "go the fOk to sleep. If i would have read it i would have laughed my ass off. This book is so fucking neat. Well, my friends its getting late. So i guess I will go to fucking sleep.

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[_] [L] Bad Motherfucker 1563731 Bedtime Story with Samuel L. Jackson.

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[_] [L] Anon 1548756 Bedtime Story with Samuel L. Jackson.
>> [_] Anon 1548853 I will go to sleep Samuel L. Jackson. I will go the fuck to sleep Right now

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[_] [L] Anon 1543941
>> [_] Anon 1543944 good thing that i will never get married

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[_] [?] Anon 1541717 do it Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1541746 GENIUS!!!
>> [_] Anon 1541752 Oh god many lols were made
>> [_] Anon 1541804 Crazy shit. I almost bought this @ Barnes & Nobel (the actual book) 3 weeks ago.
>> [_] Anon 1541902 Sides are on fire and shit. Too many lols
>> [_] Anon 1541931 >Written by adam mansback Fuck this >Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson WHAT, HELL YES!!!

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[_] [?] Anon 1538410
>> [_] Anon 1538457 This book is the shit! I actually own it

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>> Anon 1511 Go The Fuck To Sleep Sammy Jackson [IMG] Go the Fuck to Sleep.swf (6.28 MiB) 692x520, Uncompressed. 7161 frames, 25 fps (04:46). Ver6, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Bitmaps: Audio: Yes. Video: Yes.
>> Anon 1512 haha, cant believe ive never heard this before wtf

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[_] [L] Anon 1535168 Bedtime Story with Samuel L. Jackson Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1535180 where can I DL this?
>> [_] Anon 1535198 Why is this awesome! also, >># is a dumbass who doesn't know how to File>Save page as...
>> [_] Anon 1535199 >># google chrome won't let me.
>> [_] Anon 1535201 oop, nvm. got it.
>> [_] Anon 1535322 >># Use a better browser. Also, bump. :D

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[_] [L] Anon 1531442 Bedtime Story with Samuel L. Jackson Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] 1531444 >implying that you will go the fuck to sleep.
>> [_] Anon 1531447 Nice.
>> [_] Anon 1531454 If only this was on Reading Rainbow.
>> [_] Anon 1531517 how do I save this?
>> [_] Anon 1531534 >># just use the /f/ downloader tool, derp
>> [_] Anon 1531535 Seent it
>> [_] Anon 1531539 http://lmgtfy.com/?q=oHg5SJYRHA0&l=1
>> [_] Anon 1531542 >fuckin saved
>> [_] Anon 1531575 >># See Link..... [Go the Fuck to Sleep.swf] Right-Click.... -> Save As ??? Gee sure is newfag 'round here...
>> [_] Anon 1531576 >># If your gonna google that, then have the fucking decency to post something that non-americunts can watch too...

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[_] [L] Anon 1526711 Bedtime Story with Samuel L. Jackson
>> [_] Anon 1526712 I LOL'D SO HARD
>> [_] Anon 1526713 kinda goes on for too long...
>> [_] Anon 1526757 oh man, lol! FUCKING true! I experience this almost every night with my 2 year old. >># try putting a young child to sleep. the length of the story, how that made you feel, multiply that by 15 my friend!
>> [_] Anon 1526765 I had to see it to fucking believe it!
>> [_] Anon 1526770 Benadryl: The Seven dollar babysitter.
>> [_] Anon 1526774 fuck morgan freeman, sam jackson should be reading books!
>> [_] Anon Ymous 1526811 YOU COMPLETE ME. Also, this was fucking hilarious. Please, post more!