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[_] [G] Anon 1532967 amazing
>> [_] Anon 1532988 I like mine better. pt. 1 start welcome to text adventure >begin adventure you are now having an adventure >>go to castle you are now at castle but drawbridge is up >>>look around you are eaten by a manticore >>>make loud noises you are eaten by a manticore >>go to forest you are eaten by a manticore >>go to death mountain you enjoy nice picnic at death mountain
>> [_] Anon 1532991 >># pt. 2 but you invited a manticore >>>isnt that dangerous Under normal circumstances, yes. But today is a vary lucky day for you. You see, last night, the manticore you are having lunch with fought off and killed 234 soldiers (as you can see). Well, he got home and the wife manticore was yelling at him for killing so many men. "you fool" she yelled (although if you were listening in, all you would hear is growls and roars, luckily I'm here to narrate). "Killing so many men, although sexy, is dangerous. All you have done is brought more up here!" With all the yelling, their son was woken up and started to cry. The mother, now furious, sent the dad to sleep on the couch (which is really a rock but let's call it a couch). Well, now he's sore all over and exhausted from killing 234 men.
>> [_] Anon 1532993 >># pt. 3 Seeing that he is tired, you think that this is a perfect time to strike. You pull out your knife and fork and start to get near the manticore. He sees you but does not care. Well, long story short, manticore sandwhichs are delicious. >>>>you win YAY! >credits made by some guy >>is there any way to make an option to go back? no
>> [_] Anon 1533099 This is just a lazy ripoff of Which Way Adventure. Even the punchline is the same. Try harder or give up.