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[_] Anon 3443293
>> [_] Anon 3443349 the onion is so goddamn funny until they try to talk about current events

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[_] /v/ raid get fucked Anon 3432884 not video games either, just like the board
>> [_] Anon 3432888 >># This is just beautiful.

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[_] please help Anon 3260602
>> [_] Anon 3260603 >Okay.
>> [_] Anon 3260610 >># I did something but I was acting for a film at the time; made the scene funnier.
>> [_] Anon 3260671 welcome to my life captcha: 400-00000 storefronts HELP
>> [_] Anon 3260674 Based Onion, they are often spot on with their satire. Do it way better than most of what passes for satire.
>> [_] Anon 3260687 Thank you, Michael.swf

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[_] stop destroying /f/ Anon 3231847 shits dead but you are making being here unbearable Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3231853 >># >le /board/ sucks is shit meme >posting a shit youtube rip not a flash > fucking kys my dude
>> [_] Anon 3231866 i cant even tell if this shit's for real
>> [_] Anon 3231867 >># Looks like someone's autistic
>> [_] Anon 3231868 >># LoL it looks somewhat staged doesnt it... I bet 20$ it's sketch
>> [_] Anon 3231878 my money is on fake too but if a random guy online insulted me and told me it was real i would believe it
>> [_] Anon 3231882 >># probably not fake actually. my local new station did something similar once. from what i remember it was about as bad.
>> [_] Anon 3231888 It literally says, "onion news" which is known for their fake news stories.
>> [_] Anon 3231889 >># looks real too me. maybe you could fuck off and quit being a troll. why do people pointlessly bait and lie like this online?
>> [_] Anon 3231927 >># Found the autist
>> [_] Anon 3231928 >># >onion news network >"autistic news reporter" being his title What do you think?
>> [_] Anon 3231930 I want to protect his smile.
>> [_] Anon 3231934 do people seriously not know what The Onion is?
>> [_] Rowen frazer is a fag 3231936 when no one on the thread notices the ONN logo on the stage.
>> [_] Anon 3231939 >># this desu senpai
>> [_] Anon 3231945 >># >># I want to give them the benefit of the doubt, but I don't know if I should.
>> [_] Anon 3231948 >># It's The Onion. You know, famous satire newspaper/site The Onion? So yeah, likely 100% real.
>> [_] Anon 3231966 >># I laughed
>> [_] Anon 3231970 >autists in this thread think this is real wew lad Even I'm not that autistic.
>> [_] Anon 3231972 lol'd
>> [_] Anon 3231984 Wow that was actually pretty funny I was expecting some cringy autistic tolerance shit

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[_] Anon 2754557
>> [_] Anon 2754560 Lol, that was actually kinda funny and true to actual autism : P.
>> [_] Anon 2754568 Indeed it was a good day
>> [_] Anon 2754589 lol, love the "I saw 3 red cars today" part. That's from "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time"
>> [_] Anon 2754598 I would tune in and watch this program daily.
>> [_] Anon 2754606 >># I love this guy
>> [_] Anon 2754613 >># When I say "true to actual autism", what I mean is that they don't just go down the easy route and make the news anchor a complete retard like a cheap comedy might do. Instead they skillfully display traits that real autism suffers have. It's smart that way, not just exploitative of what people wrongfully "expect" of someone with autism. >I love this guy I love you too, fellow anon! Lets drop the pants and give our asses a firm poo jabbing with each other!
>> [_] Anon 2754640 >># That fucking book.

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[_] for a friend Anon 2618916
>> [_] Anon 2618921 Thank you Mickael.
>> [_] Anon 2618922 >># No problem, Chris.
>> [_] Anon 2618942 >># This makes me cringe.
>> [_] Anon 2618944 Is this real? This guy is based as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2618950 >># >real
>> [_] Anon 2618951 >not knowing onion news network

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[_] top and lel Anon 2617392 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2617405 That last line was the best part. Fucking hilarious
>> [_] Anon 2617407 >No, I saw three red cars. Today was a good day.
>> [_] Anon 2617427 fuck that last line
>> [_] Anon 2617438 Anon_finds_a_job.swf
>> [_] Anon 2617439 >no it was a good day, I saw three red cars. My sides. Are fucking gone.
>> [_] Anon 2617447 >how do you feel about your daughter getting shot? that was the part that got me
>> [_] Anon 2617473 >you will never be a legit autist
>> [_] Anon 2617554 >># is this shit real? it's too fucking good but i feel it might be a setup. is this guy a legit autistic reporter?
>> [_] Anon 2617555 >># At least they weren't yellow... >># Yes
>> [_] Anon 2617556 >># no, its the onion, a satire news site
>> [_] Anon 2617557 >># it's the onion, it's extreme satire there are people that actually take it earnestly and that always leads to some laughs that "daughter got shot" part was kind of fucked up though
>> [_] Anon 2617591 >># Keep them stupid

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[_] Anon 1799487
>> [_] Anon 1799497 ahahha
>> [_] Anon 1799512 oh, this is great he tells it like it is
>> [_] Anon 1799515 I like him, he doesn't give a shit about some dead nigger
>> [_] Anon 1799545 That last line did it for me. Didn't they also have this character in some story about a train running over someone?
>> [_] Anon 1799548 No, I saw three red cars. It was a very good day.
>> [_] Anon 1799552 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAOhBBEQw E8
>> [_] Anon 1799561 " the curious incident of the dog in the night time" yes.
>> [_] Anon 1799598 I don't care if I'm going to hell, this shit is hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1799599 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=end screen&NR=1&v=D04wb7P_v-4
>> [_] Anon 1799618 >># >do you have to make that line straight Lost it so hard.
>> [_] Anon 1799628 "This is a lucky day for the train"
>> [_] Anon 1799629 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAOhBBEQw E8&feature=fvwrel
>> [_] Anon 1799640 >># >No, I saw three red cars. It was a very good day. FUCKING THIS MY FUCKING SIDES
>> [_] Anon 1799642 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5ROoNT7- ZI&feature=plcp
>> [_] Anon 1799645 >you will never be Michael Falk
>> [_] Anon 1799646 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb5rHthCX oA&feature=plcp "Here is how you join the Taliban"
>> [_] Anon 1799699 >># "Can you STACK your family?" "...What?" Oh god, where did my sides go?

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[_] [L] Anon 1671017
>> [_] Anon 1671126 happy because they get to see each other..........no...

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[_] [L] Anon 1637636
>> [_] Anon 1637640 i lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1637655 That was hillarious. More and more poeple are dieing every day. Autistic guy in a round about way said, "you are wrong old man here's the facts"
>> [_] Anon 1637773 no it was a very good day, i saw three red cars
>> [_] Anon 1637830 Man that guys is a great actor

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[_] [?] Herp Derpem !oHERpRH/Ts 1614425
>> [_] Anon 1614427 So great... Made my day...
>> [_] Anon 1614429 This one was the best: http://www.theonion.com/video/autistic-r eporter-train-thankfully-unharmed-in-cra, 20098/
>> [_] Anon 1614431 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi9hHDooA X4
>> [_] Anon 1614439 Does this count as a racist video? The poor albino was verbally assaulted while unarmed.
>> [_] Anon 1614580 god i love the onion thanks for the post op
>> [_] Anon 1614594 "I saw three red cars, it was a very good day" I can't believe they referenced that shitty book I read in highschool. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Curious _Incident_of_the_Dog_in_the_Night-Time
>> [_] Anon 1614630 op its funnier if you dont brand the file the onion, some people that dont pay attention might think its real >># >bla bla bla racist fuck you

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[_] [L] Anon 1599749
>> [_] Anon 1599801 Splendid, three red cars! My mothers says red is a bad color, but people still choose red colored cars. Statistics say that in 2008 approximately 11% of all cars in North America were red. That mean's red cars are rare. It must have been a real good day.
>> [_] Anon 1599822 There were no yellow cars, that means it wasnt a bad day
>> [_] Anon 1599824 My brother is autistic and this was the most hilarious thing I have seen
>> [_] Anon 1599828 I'm an autist and this is fucking side splitting
>> [_] Anon 1599835 > 11% > 1 in 10 > rare

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[_] [L] Anon 1563385 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1563392 ...is this real?!
>> [_] Anon 1563394 >># Even on 4chan, the Onion fools dumbshits. Ahhh, they're trolling gods IMHO.
>> [_] Anon 1563407 >># Trolling != Parody
>> [_] Anon 1563410 >># It's trolling when people don't know, which is hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1563417 This was way better than the trains one. Glad I stuck it out till the end. >No, I saw three red cars. It was a good day
>> [_] Anon 1563489 ...tree fitty?
>> [_] Anon 1563506 Don't laugh anonymous, someday it will will come your turn to have autism.
>> [_] Anon 1563525 If the news was like this I'd actually have a reason to watch it.
>> [_] Anon 1563538 >># >!= Nigga it's not !=, it's =/= Get it right cunt.
>> [_] Anon 1563550 >># https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/e n/wiki/!%3D
>> [_] Anon 1563556 >Three red cars Oh my, I remember that book.
>> [_] Anon 1563566 >># Also, check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism_spec trum It seems that you will find something of interest there.

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>> [_] Anon 1551603 that flash title has 8 vowels and is not a complete sentence
>> [_] Anon 1551606 I LOLD why would an autistic kid even want to be a reporter
>> [_] Anon 1551685 >># Why would a retard want to reply to a flash?

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>> [_] Anon 1548854 "I saw three red cars" lol'd my ass off
>> [_] Anon 1548868 anyone have nudes of the chick?

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[_] [L] Anon 1545335 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1545537 looooooool WAAT?

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[_] [L] Anon 1540786
>> [_] Anon 1540797 Yes. I fucking love ONN, and I love how they alluded to The Curious Incident of the Dog In the Night.
>> [_] Anon 1540803 ......it was a very bad day...no it was a good day i saw three red cars lol
>> [_] Anon 1540810 >I saw 3 red cars >It was a good day oooh my gooood
>> [_] Anon 1540813 OMG FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!
>> [_] Anon 1540863 This... this is a sketch right?
>> [_] Anon 1540867 >># Look up "The Onion". Classiest shit you will ever see.
>> [_] Anon 1540894 Their newspaper is fucking hilarious... however whenever they've tried to do a news show its been a goddamn disgrace. This, this however, is surprisingly entertaining.