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>> [_] Anon 1599836 Man, that dude's right. Trains are awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1599853 He didn't let him ride the train I like trains.
>> [_] Anon 1599860 This is why we don't have a train board anymore.
>> [_] Anon 1599864 trains > person
>> [_] Anon 1599865 She was so amazed, she totaly forgot the buisness news. Good thing he reminded her.

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[_] [L] Anon 1563386
>> [_] Anon 1563476 Fuck I love the Onion
>> [_] Anon 1563482 Oh good, Onion. I thought "Is this fuckin real?"

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>> [_] wham Anon 1551629 fucking hillarious
>> [_] Anon 1551637 This is great.
>> [_] Anon 1551639 it was funny till i noticed i was just another onion
>> [_] Anon 1551652 Wow he's just like me! Maybe I can be a news reporter too.
>> [_] Anon 1551687 Autism != savantism

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[_] [L] Anon 1548755 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1548794 I fucking lol'd hard. And I'm autistic so don't give me any shit for laughing.
>> [_] Anon 1548798 >># Why would we give you poop?
>> [_] Anon 1548799 About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be. Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction.
>> [_] Anon 1548800 The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.
>> [_] Anon 1548801 It is now Friday.
>> [_] Anon 1548812 >># Go on.
>> [_] Anon 1548834 Savantism seemes to be interchangable with autism these days
>> [_] Anon 1548866 >># did you come from /v/?
>> [_] Anon 1548870 any rule 34 on brooke?
>> [_] Anon 1548871 Well, its The Onion, nothing surprising here

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>> [_] Anon 1545346 Made me chuckle.
>> [_] Anon 1545365 I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1545371 I feel really bad for laughing at this, but goddamn did I laugh.
>> [_] Anon 1545378 I have the story.
>> [_] Anon 1545394 currently 78% of 4chan users
>> [_] Anon 1545415 *sigh* the technical spewing part is totally me, and the complete disregard for the death of the person and focusing on whether or not the train remains operation is totally my GF. I'm starting to wonder if we should ever have kids...
>> [_] Anon 1545416 It's okay people, the train was unscathed...
>> [_] Anon 1545456 >># What is there to feel bad about? I found this humerus. and the train is OK.

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>> [_] Anon 1540960 Funny until I saw "ONN" and realized it was 100% fake and not just a real report with a fake overdub and some minor green screen.