File: Adventure Time - Turkey Sandwich.swf-(4.59 MB, Loop)
[_] I want a turkey sandwich with tomato. Anon 1811146 Also pickles. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1811153 he's dead
>> [_] Anon 1811154 check your privilege
>> [_] Anon 1811226 I always want to do this to picky customers at my Subway.
>> [_] Anon 1811232 >># Felony assault? Edgy...
>> [_] Anon 1811235 >># Fuck you, you're a sandwich artist. You'll make my sandwich however I damn well want it.
>> [_] Anon 1811236 >># Well, that's kind of different since it's your job, but there's always asshole customers no matter where you work.
>> [_] Anon 1811280 >># I've worked retail, and I've worked security. I've had to deal with fewer assholes as a security guard. Life is weird.
>> [_] Anon 1811309 for a second I thought that he would take the axe and chop one of his leg off after jumping and breaking his ribs.
>> [_] Anon 1811312 I work at a subway myself and i have to say to the asshole customers, we may have a smile on our face but thats only because of what we did to your sandwhich, you dont fuck with the people that make your food, faggot
>> [_] Anon 1811335 in the real world she would just make the sandwich and not complain
>> [_] Anon 1811363 I'd like a subway club footlong on garlic bread, pepperjack cheese, non-toasted, with lettuce, pickles, olives, onions, cucumber, and ranch dressing, with salt and pepper.
>> [_] Anon 1811366 >># yeah let me get an italian on italian herbs and cheese, toasted, with onions and green peppers and chipotle sauce and oregano and some garlic. you guys don't care garlic anymore? damn, man! oh well.

File[Adventure Time - Turkey Sandwich.swf] - (4.59 MB)
[_] [L] I want a turkey sandwich with tomato. Anon 1545638 Also pickles.
>> [_] Anon 1545660 note: irl that girl would have gotten the shit kicked out of her
>> [_] Â 1545665 >># Unless she was a strong women. Anyways, read into the context, faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1545667 >># >Stong >Woman Pick one faggot
>> [_] Anon 1545670 >># That'd go better if it were >Smart >Woman Because there are some fucking muscular women who could kick anyone's ass. But yet, they're fucking stupid as hell.
>> [_] Anon 1545678 >># >># >># note : irl you faggots would have gotten the shit kicked out of you, for being weak, dumb, and liking pickles. The fuck do you think this is? Pickle country?
>> [_] Anon 1545682 >># Tomatoes aren't the issue, dude. You're defending a pickle-enabler. Watch the vid again, she only flips her shit when he mentions pickles. She's a fucking patriot.
>> [_] Anon 1545683 He got kicked so hard he went blind.
>> [_] Anon 1545752 >Also pickles. Gets me every fuckin' time.