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This is resource KHQFPX8, an Archived Thread.
Discovered:25/2 -2014 02:27:38

Ended:25/2 -2014 04:07:47

Checked:25/2 -2014 06:50:14

Original location: http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2299819
Recognized format: Yes, thread post count is 27.
Discovered flash files: 1





File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other)
[_] What do you do when you hear it /f/? Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:00 No.2299819

  I go to the nearest store & raid their nut supply of all their walnuts,cashews,and ramen.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:13 No.2299832

  >implying you even have time to gather anything if/when this actually does happen

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:37 No.2299859

  I was expecting a song. =(

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:40 No.2299862

  I say "Wow, someone posted this AGAIN?" and close the window.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:40 No.2299863

  >>2299859
  Sorry, I typically don't get around to knishing things until I've seen them pop up here.

  Next time, maybe.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:44 No.2299868

  >>2299863
  Didn't mean that. I was half-expecting a sweet remix or something after the first line or two,
  since who fucking posts a nuclear attack alert on 4chan - it's already boring as fuck.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:49 No.2299872

  >>2299868
  Too bad, you'll be getting knishes anyway.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:54 No.2299877

  So what are the chances of surviving a nuke?

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:54 No.2299878

  >>2299819
  OP you're dumb as fuck. Unless you have a substantial shelter, you're dead, no matter how much
  looting you do.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:56 No.2299881

  >>2299872
  Knishes only work if you're expecting something. There's no point knishing this if people turn it
  off after 4 seconds.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:59 No.2299883

  >>2299872

  You mean like a nuke to the face?, or a nuke fired on the other side of the country, Define what
  you mean a little more DEWD

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:09 No.2299896

  >>2299877
  Depends greatly on the bomb itself and where you are in relation to ground zero.

  If it is a fusion bomb then you are going to die for many many miles around the ground zero of
  the bomb with very little chance of survival. If it is a fission bomb then the ground zero is
  going to be much smaller and the chances of surviving are greater.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:13 No.2299905

  >>2299901
  Not the guy you are replying to but if they are using the word "nuke" they probably don't know
  what they are talking about to begin with.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:13 No.2299907

  >>2299863
  knish cunt

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:20 No.2299914

  >>2299883
  I mean if your a few miles away from were it hits?

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:20 No.2299916

  >>2299877
  >>2299896
  Surviving a nuclear strike isn't a problem. You either do or you don't, unless you have reliable
  access to a shelter, if you're within the blast range you're pretty much fucked. The real problem
  is surviving the collapse of society and infrastructure that follows such a event. Not being
  killed by a giant explosion is meaningless if you lose access to food, water, and power.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:30 No.2299929

  im guessing im the only one who actually thought this was interesting. i listened through the
  whole thing. one day when this actually shows up on tv imma be scared as fuck

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:38 No.2299942

  >>2299819
  I tricked my friend into thinking this was real,then he stole from a flea-market.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:40 No.2299944

  >>2299914
  A few miles? You'd better have a pretty substantial shelter because that's still within the blast
  radius. If that doesn't get you, the fallout probably will.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:48 No.2299951

  >>2299896
  If it's a North Korea bomb it has to literally hit you to take you out. Technology is tough for
  them.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:52 No.2299952

  >>2299819
  Were's Blakemoor when you need him?

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)21:04 No.2299964

  >>2299951
  Luckily most of us wont be in a fishing boat 100mi off the Korean shoreline too.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)21:07 No.2299972

  fuckin spooky

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)21:22 No.2299995

  >Head to the nearest fallout shelter
  Do they even maintain those anymore?

  Anyway, I live far away from any large town, so I only have to worry about the collapse of
  society.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)21:28 No.2300001

  >>2299995
  Yeah just check out your local bank,there should be one there?

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)21:42 No.2300014

  nuclear knishes

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)22:04 No.2300034

  Duck and Cover
  in the actual event of a nuclear disaster
  flying glass is what kills most people



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