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Original location: http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2299819 Recognized format: Yes, thread post count is 27. Discovered flash files: 1 File: Nuclear Attack.swf-(4.06 MB, 480x360, Other) [_] What do you do when you hear it /f/? Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:00 No.2299819 I go to the nearest store & raid their nut supply of all their walnuts,cashews,and ramen. >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:13 No.2299832 >implying you even have time to gather anything if/when this actually does happen >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:37 No.2299859 I was expecting a song. =( >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:40 No.2299862 I say "Wow, someone posted this AGAIN?" and close the window. >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:40 No.2299863 >>2299859 Sorry, I typically don't get around to knishing things until I've seen them pop up here. Next time, maybe. >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:44 No.2299868 >>2299863 Didn't mean that. I was half-expecting a sweet remix or something after the first line or two, since who fucking posts a nuclear attack alert on 4chan - it's already boring as fuck. >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:49 No.2299872 >>2299868 Too bad, you'll be getting knishes anyway. >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:54 No.2299877 So what are the chances of surviving a nuke? >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:54 No.2299878 >>2299819 OP you're dumb as fuck. Unless you have a substantial shelter, you're dead, no matter how much looting you do. >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:56 No.2299881 >>2299872 Knishes only work if you're expecting something. There's no point knishing this if people turn it off after 4 seconds. >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)19:59 No.2299883 >>2299872 You mean like a nuke to the face?, or a nuke fired on the other side of the country, Define what you mean a little more DEWD >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:09 No.2299896 >>2299877 Depends greatly on the bomb itself and where you are in relation to ground zero. If it is a fusion bomb then you are going to die for many many miles around the ground zero of the bomb with very little chance of survival. If it is a fission bomb then the ground zero is going to be much smaller and the chances of surviving are greater. >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:13 No.2299905 >>2299901 Not the guy you are replying to but if they are using the word "nuke" they probably don't know what they are talking about to begin with. >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:13 No.2299907 >>2299863 knish cunt >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:20 No.2299914 >>2299883 I mean if your a few miles away from were it hits? >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:20 No.2299916 >>2299877 >>2299896 Surviving a nuclear strike isn't a problem. You either do or you don't, unless you have reliable access to a shelter, if you're within the blast range you're pretty much fucked. The real problem is surviving the collapse of society and infrastructure that follows such a event. Not being killed by a giant explosion is meaningless if you lose access to food, water, and power. >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:30 No.2299929 im guessing im the only one who actually thought this was interesting. i listened through the whole thing. one day when this actually shows up on tv imma be scared as fuck >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:38 No.2299942 >>2299819 I tricked my friend into thinking this was real,then he stole from a flea-market. >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:40 No.2299944 >>2299914 A few miles? You'd better have a pretty substantial shelter because that's still within the blast radius. If that doesn't get you, the fallout probably will. >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:48 No.2299951 >>2299896 If it's a North Korea bomb it has to literally hit you to take you out. Technology is tough for them. >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)20:52 No.2299952 >>2299819 Were's Blakemoor when you need him? >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)21:04 No.2299964 >>2299951 Luckily most of us wont be in a fishing boat 100mi off the Korean shoreline too. >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)21:07 No.2299972 fuckin spooky >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)21:22 No.2299995 >Head to the nearest fallout shelter Do they even maintain those anymore? Anyway, I live far away from any large town, so I only have to worry about the collapse of society. >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)21:28 No.2300001 >>2299995 Yeah just check out your local bank,there should be one there? >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)21:42 No.2300014 nuclear knishes >> [_] Anonymous 02/24/14(Mon)22:04 No.2300034 Duck and Cover in the actual event of a nuclear disaster flying glass is what kills most people |
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