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>> [_] Anon 1568095 Wasn't a 4.3 version released with Scatman bonus?
>> [_] Anon 1568103 anyone else see the team fortress 2 reference in the mountains?
>> [_] Anon 1568122 >># I haven't, I always turn the debug option on and max my strength, toughness, and intelligence right off. Then I save, turn it off, and fuck around with whatever.
>> [_] Anon 1568124 >># Yes, there was a scat version Fenoxo released a few days ago as a joke
>> [_] feels !Goodman9pQ 1568171 how do you get armor/spells?
>> [_] Anon 1568174 >># You can get armor from either collecting Black Chitin pieces in the forest, collecting Green Gel clumps from killing slimes, or get the cowgirl Marble to join your camp, and she'll randomly give you leather armor. You get spells from using black and/or white spellbooks that you can get from fighting Sand Witches and Bee Girls.
>> [_] Anon 1568182 >># dat blind spell. geeze. I think the end boss of the factory managed to hit me, like, once. I suppose I shouldn't be playing this game like a serious RPG, actually trying to gain strength and skills, when the whole point is to make a titty monster and kill some kleenex. Still, if more current gen games had anal rape as the penalty for losing fights, they'd have MUCH higher stakes.
>> [_] Anon 1568184 >># I know what you mean, I reset my save every time I lose my anal virginity no matter what. My pucker is not your plaything!
>> [_] Anon 1568223 how do you recruit Marble?
>> [_] Anon 1568227 >># >># How do you get Marble to join your camp?
>> [_] Anon 1568228 >># >># Whoa Marble Hivemind
>> [_] Anon 1568230 >># >># Go to the farm and drink Marble's milk enough times, then fight or embrace the addiction, get some milk fixes from her, then go through heavy withdrawal (at least twice before getting your fix), then visit Marble again. She should offer to join you in your camp. Also, try and be nice to her during the procedure (hint: if choosing between Marble and her milk, show her your love.)
>> [_] Anon 1568234 >># I did once. Shit was funny as hell.
>> [_] Anon 1568236 God dammit I wanna be a dragon. fuckyouI'madragon.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1568240 God damnit. How the fuck do you catch the fairy in deep woods? Do you need a lot of speed or something?
>> [_] Anon 1568260 How the fuck do you find/recruit Jojo?
>> [_] Anon 1568273 >># Yeah, higher speed lets you catch her more easily, you can train speed pretty easily at the farm. >># Explore the forest with I think it's >25 corruption.
>> [_] Anon 1568283 What kind of "weird fetishes" are in it?
>> [_] Anon 1568287 "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!!" The creature speaks in an unnervingly human voice. The voice sounds almost too human.Completely confused, all you can do is sit there in shock."Where are your naughty bits, goddammit!", the creature bellows. "Us tentacle creatures need to FEED!"You sheepishly state that you are gender neutral and have no genitalia."You gotta be shitting me!!", the monster bellows in contempt. "Of all the motherfuckers I ambush, it has to be the ONE bastard I can't feed from! What am I supposed to do now, asshole?! I gotta eat!"At a loss for words, you meekly offer the creature some of your food you have packed for your journey. The creature slaps it out of your hand, almost breaking your wrist. -- Epic win.
>> [_] Anon 1568288 "I can't eat that shit!", roars the abomination. "Do I look like I have a fucking mouth to chew that with?! NOOOOOO! I feed off futas and wayward women! Futa cum and tit milk! YOU have NEITHER!!!"The beast slaps you squarely on the ass as if to push you along. "Get the fuck out of here!", it screams. "Get lost so I can hunt me a REAL meal!!!"You walk away from the creature, which hides back in the brush. After you trek a bit, you wonder if what happened really DID happen... -- Happens when you encounter the tentacles as a neutral gender - no vagoo or ponos!
>> [_] Anon 1568296 >># >># And then my day was made.
>> [_] Anon 1568324 Where is the goblin i can get pregnant, is she even in this version? ;_;
>> [_] Thread about this on /d/ featuring Fenoxo! Anon 1568326 I expect some of you would like to be made aware that there is a thread on /d/ concerning this. Fenoxo himself has been known to make his appearance there. As you may or may not know /d/ is a rather slow moving board where threads tend to stay up for days on end.