File[Tanooki.swf] - (1.69 MB)
[_] [G] okay Anon 1593225 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1593317 Someone obviously put a lot of effort into this delightfully fucked up thing.
>> [_] Anon 1593327 by someone you mean peta? I'm still hoping Nintendo takes them to court over it. would make me incredibly happy
>> [_] Anon 1593345 The controls are slightly delayed, you die too easily and Mario does not fly when he has the tanuki suit, he glides.
>> [_] Anon 1593347 all this has taught me is that if I go out and kill a raccoon and wear its skin, I will not only be able to fly, but have created a zombie apocalypse.
>> [_] Anon 1593353 They, uh.. They DO know a tanooki isn't a real animal, right? It's BASED off of a raccoon? But still not a real animal?
>> [_] Anon 1593354 Why the fuck is it using Super Mario World grass/land if it's supposed to be Super Mario Bros. 3?
>> [_] Anon 1593358 >># >hurr i'm a retard http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanuki
>> [_] Anon 1593371 >># >># >mfw "Tanuki with typically enlarged scrotum, in a print by Tsukioka Yoshitoshi." >along with picture depicting 2 gentleman being knocked over by large genital having raccoon dog and the 3rd withstanding the blast and smiling.
>> [_] Anon 1593387 Wow, I seriously hope this is a trollflash, noone could possibly be this stupid.
>> [_] Anon 1593390 And of course in the game, Mario gained the tanooki suit by picking up a leaf! How frickin' vegan friendly do you want it?
>> [_] Anon 1593434 >># I doubt they are actually pissed about it. They just wanted to do something completely ridiculous to get attention. I think it kinda backfired, they just look like a bunch of morons now.
>> [_] Anon 1593435 >># The Tanuki suit does not come from the real life Tanuki (raccoon dog), but from they mythological Tanuki (trickster youkai). Since, you know, real life tanuki don't wear leaves on their heads (which is why the Tanuki suit powerup takes the form of a leaf) or fly or transform (the Tanuki suit can make Mario disguise himself as a statue). To wit: >As the tanuki, the animal has been significant in Japanese folklore since ancient times. The legendary tanuki is reputed to be mischievous and jolly, a master of disguise and shapeshifting
>> [_] Anon 1593445 Hungover as shit and still beat it. Why did I ever think this game was hard?

File[Tanooki.swf] - (1.69 MB)
[_] [G] PETA anyone? Anon 1577613 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1577629 Heh, that was fun. Thanks for the share.
>> [_] Anon 1577632 PETA should be greatful that anyone even still listens to them
>> [_] Anon 1577635 >Super mario 3 NES >Award winning game >Hours of game play >G rated >No animal cruelty >384Kb of data >PETA Game >one shit level >all you do is jump >Gore, adult themes >Political bullshit about animals >Play as a skinned animal >1.69MB of data Dammit PETA, are you even trying?
>> [_] Anon 1577642 Every time PETA makes a scene in the news, I eat a steak.
>> [_] Reiiama Kotsu, Inevitable 1577649 >they don't realize PETA is intentionally leveraging their bad publicity to bring attention to an issue you don't pay attention to otherwise
>> [_] Anon 1577651 >2011 >Not asking for music source >ISHYGDDT
>> [_] Anon 1577652 >># I will skin more animals in the name of PETA. Also, i am refraining from telling anyone i know about this.
>> [_] Anon 1577659 the hills in the background look like giant ribbed dildos
>> [_] Anon 1577668 That's nice, but, three things PeTA: 1) Mario traditionally starts with three lives after a game over 2) Tanooki are mythological creatures (if Mario got something like, say, a horse suit, I might understand...) 3) Mario gets the power from a leaf! A traditional power up for a tanooki....
>> [_] Anon 1577670 >># Total number of animals "rescued" by peta since 1998... 29,823 Total number of animals "put down" by peta since 1998... 25,840 Maybe Peta should worry more about people being neglected and euthanize them aswell.
>> [_] Anon 1577678 >># PETA puts down animals because it's ethical, that's why PETA stands for People of the 'Ethical' Treatment of Animals, and not People for the Surviving of Animals, you moron.
>> [_] Anon 1577686 I heard about this shit on the radio earlier. Laughed my ass off all the way to work. When are they going to catch on to the original Super Mario Bros. 3?
>> [_] Anon 1577700 >># You're a fucking retard. Tanuki are Japanese raccoons found all over the suburbia of Japan. They have rich mythologies associated with them, but they're not fucking mythological creatures.
>> [_] Anon 1577708 Don't purchase turkey? Fuck that, all that meat would go to waste.
>> [_] Anon 1577715 >># oh good, I thought I was the only one.
>> [_] Anon 1577726 Hi. My name is Peta and i spend my time making games of gore and shit. I am a massibe faggot. -Peta
>> [_] Anon 1577729 End music is neat. $0.02
>> [_] Anon 1577740 FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT, I WILL EAT THREE!
>> [_] Anon 1577743 >># lol lightweight
>> [_] Anon 1577753 Because smashing turtles was perfectly normal i guess
>> [_] Anon 1577769 >># >End music is neat. Dude don't say that, now I almost feel the urge to finish this crap.
>> [_] Anon 1577771 >># Ok, did finish it (00:09), the end music was not so good that the game was worth it.
>> [_] Anon 1577777 I'm a proud member of PETA... if by "PETA" I mean "People Eating Tasty Animals."
>> [_] Anon 1577778 PETA should be PETAA, or People for Ethical Treatment of Appealing Animals.
>> [_] Anon 1577779 got a time of 00:00 that's all i wanted
>> [_] Anon 1577795 >># >The legendary tanuki is reputed to be mischievous and jolly, a master of disguise and shapeshifting, but somewhat gullible and absentminded. >shapeshifting >not fucking mythological creatures http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanuki
>> [_] Anon 1577821 >># THE CREATURES THEMSELVES EXISTS, THE LEGENDS ARE BASED ON THE IDEA OF "WHAT IF THEY HAD MAGICAL POWERS." HOLY SHIT HOW ARE YOU NOT GETTING THAT THESE CREATURES LIVE IN THE FOR-REALS WORLD, AND ERGO ARE NOT "LEGENDARY CREATURES?"
>> [_] Tomo:Canadian /co/mrade and resident /v/irgin !mc9Mg97zUQ 1577825 >># 1.tanuki(not fucking tanooki, PETA are a bunch of retards who cant spell.) are the japanese equivalent of raccoons. they're fucking everywhere in japan. 2. inuyasha is not a good basis for japanese folklore. 3. the tanuki suit is not the raccoon suit which is obtained through the leaf. the tanuki suit is a tanuki suit, and allows mario to turn into a statue.
>> [_] Anon 1577832 9 seconds fuck yeah