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[_] Anon 2756327 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2756329 After seeing the first two photos I legitimately thought it was going to turn into a Republican election advertisement.
>> [_] Anon 2756342 Lol, christian dirivitive religions.
>> [_] Anon 2756393 >># >Satan's Lullaby >not death metal I am disappoint
>> [_] Anon 2756493 I wish there was a devil to make me filthy rich.
>> [_] Anon 2756513 strange flash catering to a certain crowd
>> [_] Anon 2756516 Fear mongering and guilt tripping seems to be what keeps people paying the church.
>> [_] Anon 2756521 Is this the instructional video that's shown to U.S. presidents and/or milifaggots?
>> [_] Anon 2756525 >># What was the point of this?

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[_] hush little sinner Anon 2152472

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[_] yep Anon 2146953
>> [_] Anon 2146954 Fundies are just creepy.
>> [_] Anon 2147001 This just makes Satan seem pretty bro.
>> [_] Anon 2147016 >># You don't even need satan to have a great life.
>> [_] sage 2147022 Sch political propoganda on /f/ nowadays
>> [_] Anon 2147044 so.. Satan is my savior. It all makes since now.
>> [_] Anon 2147060 >># See Satan is a cool bro. God is all like "kill your children" and "throw rocks at hard workers" but I'm all like "no God don't be a dick" and Satan is like "ya bro you need to chill" but god is all like "Fuck you" silly God.
>> [_] Anon 2147064 satan seems pretty cool
>> [_] Anon 2147098 To sin is to act selfishly against the interests of other human beings. Lowering the quality of life of another to improve your own. Fundies attempt to make us feel bad about our godlessness in order to make themselves feel better, superior to us and our heathen ways. they are negatively impacting our quality of life in order to marginally improve, or provide the illusion of improvement to, thier own lives. fundies are fucking hypocrites.

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[_] Jesus is a passing fad Anon 2110258 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2110280 Yeah, Satan's pretty boss, supporting basic human rights, critical thinking, and freedom of choice.
>> [_] Anon 2110283 >># X'edgyY'me
>> [_] Anon 2110287 >># and dont forge that all the cosmovision of west and middle west is a shit.
>> [_] Anon 2110289 >># Following Satan is the path of true defeat and death. Walk in the light of our Lord, anon, it's the only path to true happiness.
>> [_] Anon 2110292 >># >implying happiness is actually determinate only by your subjectivism
>> [_] Anon 2110294 creepy...
>> [_] Anon 2110317 Fundies are so weird
>> [_] Anon 2110330 >># this was... strangely beautiful.
>> [_] Anon 2110468 I used to wors̵hìṕ sa͝ta̸n ͞u̕nti̛͟l ͏͘i̷̷̧ ͟d͢͡ís̛͢c̶o̶̕v̡͞e͠r̶e҉͎̻̱͔̫̬̺̤͍͞d͔̠͜ ̸̸̶̞t͏̴͍̣̞̥̖͎͕̞h͏̬̩͎̥̰̀͘ȩ̡̻̰͙͘ͅ ̬̭̰̤́g҉̵̘̠͔͈̼̹̤l̷͙̰̟̰̟̣̟͢͜o̡̗͔̦̙̤͕̳̗͜r͚͕ ̮̤y̡̯ ̼̪̲͚ͅt͞͏̺̤̠̝h̷̶̺̮̤̺̠͍̦̼͔̙̯̞͊̉̍̅ͮ́͘͠ͅaͫ̏͗ ̵͇͍̤͖͔̆̆̀͘ͅţ̴̛̼̙̬͍̠̫̳̻̝͙̠͔̺͎̎͂ͫ̐̈͑̒̉ͪ̈́̅͞ ̜̹̯ ̢̛̪͕̻̘̠̘͇̌ͧ͌̂̅͌͋̈͆ͨͧ̚͠͞i̎̇̑ͩ̓ͣ̉̆ͧͩ̂ͥ͛͛ͣ͛ ̴̷̹̼̠̳̝̩̥̝̹͙̘̺͓̰̱͒ͤ̚͝͠ͅs̥̹̟̼ͪ̋̉͆͑ͨ͒̏̃̆̀͜͜ ̖̩̰̱̼̞̩̙ ̴̗̱̠̮͔̣̪̬̮̥͇̤͎͉̔͆͛͑̌ͨ́͂ͦ͂ͮ̓ͩͮͧͯ͒́͡ͅZͪͥ̇̍ ̵̷͔̮͓̮͗ͮ̀ͧ̃̍͂ͭ̍̂̄̈́͂̀͜A̞̥̗̐͑̓ͦͯ̏͗̈̒ͯ̅̇̐́͘͢ ̻̞̩̰͖͕͉͚̼͈̲L̷̶͈̭͓̖̱͉̠̹͇̦͖̑̓̆̒͐͋͌́̊̓̓ͯ̇̂ͮͥ ̜̝̳̘Ǧ̤̦̻̩͙̤̹̺͓͖ͤͤ̾̽ͩ͊ͥ̔̐́͟͞O̵̡̒̔͑̄̾ͥ҉̢̙͈ ̙̻̪̻̯̳̱
>> [_] Anon 2110471 >># the glory that is zaigo??
>> [_] Anon 2110473 Zalgo! HE COMES!
>> [_] Anon 2110474 >># better leave while you can
>> [_] Anon 2110489 Someone commissioned children to sing this tripe. Its funny to me that fundies can't wrap their heads around the concept that people lack believe in both god and satan.
>> [_] XD 2110492 @ Its funny to me that fundies can't wrap their heads around the concept that people lack believe in both god and satan : I know its silly because to believe in one is to be with the other....
>> [_] Anon 2110499 H̴̤͖͖̳͍͙̙e̳ͅ ̺͖w̠͖h̤͠o ̷͉̝W̞͕ͅa̵̭̙̳i̵̪̱̻̮̳̙̣t̹̤s͈̞̹̠̖̦̩͠ ҉̞̦̼͇͎̞͈B̟̺̱e̥̟͖̝̬͉̪h̻̪̫̬i̩͍͖͕̜n̠̱̩̯̭͜d̢ ͉̬̟̰̙̦ ̰̤͇̖͖̞͠T̕h̜̣͎̫̗͘e̡̹̯̼̞ ̢̖̮̲̦͚͎̺W̵̩̻̥͖͉͖al̶l̶̯̝͈͉.̩̲̝̭͔
>> [_] Anon 2110509 The Devil gave humans critical thinking, which god didn't want. He wanted us not to eat from the tree of knowledge of duality so that Humans could be gods thought slaves. However, the devil turned the tables with a single conversation. The Devil killed a total of 10 people in the bible while god killed at least 2.9 million (And counting). Satan doesn't judge you for being human because he understands human nature. He accepts gods unwanted children unconditionally. And still, satan is evil. Why? Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's our silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
>> [_] Anon 2110513 >># >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 2110519 >># Ah, this is why I think western religions are BS. They're all about pleasing something outside yourself. Eastern religion is where it's at: Enlightenment, betterment, purity of spirit, promotion "upward" toward divinity.

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[_] Anon 2070704 >tfw you know what is going to happen on November 22nd 2017
>> [_] Anon 2070738
>> Get wealth and fame while alive
>> Don't have to put up with christianfags when I die Fucking win win Where do I sign???
>> [_] Anon 2070750 >># >Where do I sign??? every time you type a captcha you sell a bit of your soul to satan.
>> [_] Anon 2070781 Christian indoctrination is an even more scary and real concept now than I had ever believed it to be. And I watched Jesus Camp.
>> [_] Anon 2070786 reverse psychology works every time on you guys
>> [_] Anon 2070799 PFFfftttthahahahaha Holy crap anti-religiousfags are crazy evangelical
>> [_] Anon 2070801 When you actually read the bible, Satan is a freedom fighter trying desperately liberate himself and others from the all encompassing tyranny of Yahweh.
>> [_] Anon 2070812 >># Which always led me to believe that it was all backwards like a M.Night Shamalamadingdong script and in the end it turns out God is the devil and vice versa. WHAT A TWEEEST!
>> [_] Anon 2070813 >># This! For fucks sake, Satan espouses free thinking, liberty, and being unbound by the chains of complete oppression.
>> [_] Anon 2070817 >># Either people don't want to be free, or they didn't read and understand the Bible.
>> [_] Pencil 2070818 >># They're told God is who they should worship and not who is the real person who frees people of oppression.

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[_] Praise Anon 1949774 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1949806 This is beautiful.
>> [_] Anon 1949809 i like fantasy stories
>> [_] Anon 1949836 I've always like Satan better
>> [_] satans child 1949876 this is fucking awesome!! gonna dance with my dad in the palemoonlight, and now I have the music!
>> [_] Anon 1949916 >praise >4chan I know you're being funny.
>> [_] Anon 1949929 I always liked the viking gods better. This whole god/Satan is boring as shit. Its like playing an RPG with the only classes are warriors and rogues. But EVERYONE plays warrior and give you shit for even thinking of trying out rogue.
>> [_] SnuggleDaemon 1949938 I like it but it makes me sleepy.
>> [_] Anon 1949961 >># "liked the viking gods better" Loki was not a viking god. Really. He only looked and sounded like one.
>> [_] Anon 1949962 Okay, can someone find a way to loop this in front of the Westboro Baptist Church?
>> [_] Anon 1950037 >>Be 2013 >>Not satanic >>Fucking Casuals
>> [_] Anon 1950051 >># Reminds me of string theory.
>> [_] Anon 1950064 Ponies>This and I hate ponies
>> [_] Anon 1950065 >># Did you really refute his point just by pointing out that loki was a demigod. Really.
>> [_] Anon 1950088 the chick in the abortion clinic was hot
>> [_] Anon 1950134 Why is christian propaganda so bad despite the fact that they've been doing it for so long?
>> [_] Anon 1950146 then Satan become God, God became Satan and everything started all over again.
>> [_] Anon 1950168 hail stan
>> [_] Anon 1950191 Beginning I was laughing. Near the end I was creeped out.
>> [_] Anon 1950192 >># They've gotten sloppy, because the only people who are religious any more are totally mindless twits, so they make this shit and think it's compelling.
>> [_] Anon 1950198 > no where da hood at the fuck is wrong with you /f/
>> [_] Anon 1950201 >># Because pretty much all of the propaganda these days, with a few exceptions, comes from the Protestant arm of the Church, which is pretty much filled with... >># ^These guys, the "Mindless twits". The golden age of the Church has passed, they had 2000+ Years to get their shit straight, by their own admission, and even the orthodox version of the Christians (The Roman Catholics) can't keep their own priests from selling meth or molesting shota's. After so long of being jerked around, people begin to call "Bullshit", y'know?
>> [_] Anon 1950239 sounds legit
>> [_] Anon 1950291 >># wait when did he even mention loki?

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[_] jesus is a passing fad Anon 1928558 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1928563 I wouldn't be surprised if this was made by christians in order to associate the kind of people pictured with satan. Abortion clinic in background was kind of a giveaway.
>> [_] Anon 1928568 >tell satan I'll give him my soul when i die in exchange of crazy as shit intelligence >discover ways to immortality >laugh ass off every day to imagination of satan's face >># Yup.
>> [_] Anon 1928583 >># immortality will be here by the year 2050, the prophet has foretold it and he has never been wrong.
>> [_] Anon 1928605 >># Was that prophet wearing a tin foil hat and a carboard dress?
>> [_] Anon 1928651 no problems, ill just take a bath and convert like 2 minutes before i die
>> [_] Anon 1928659 Fucking christfags.
>> [_] Anon 1928676 JOKE'S ON YOU, I'M CATHOLIC! Get in the booth, say some Hail Mary's, instant Heaven. Ain't religion wonderful?
>> [_] Anon 1928687 CATHOLIC=FREE MONEY FROM INDULGENCES TO BISHOPS. CATHOLIC=18TH CENTURY JEW GOLD.
>> [_] Anon 1928750 >># Well with advances in biological and medical sciences, we are reaching a point where for the first time we may experience Biological Immortality.

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[_] [L] Satan's Lullaby Anon 1583409
>> [_] Anon 1583411 I must admit, this is more entertaining than when people were spamming zeitgeist 24/7
>> [_] Anon 1583453 If Lucifer was so bad, why didn't God, who's supposedly forgiving and loving, you know...forgive him and love him? Shouldn't he have just tried to teach him humility so that shit didn't happen?
>> [_] Anon 1583462 Satan sounds like a pretty cool guy, eh helps people and dosen't afraid of anything
>> [_] Anon 1583474 So...if I believe in Satan, gays can marry. Welp, done deal.
>> [_] Anon 1583486 >># you know the whole fall of Lucifer thing isn't even really biblical, right?
>> [_] Anon 1583492 Speaking of god, in whom we find great excuses to deny random groups equal treatment, like women, blacks, and gays... which do you think will be the next group, once we slowly push back the medieval thinking from law on the gay marriage issue?
>> [_] Anon 1583495 >># "There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus." (Galatians 3:28) Typical uneducated Atheist.
>> [_] Anon 1583500 >># doesn't mean the rest of your uneducated bible thumping friends, who don't actually READ the scripture they follow, believe in or practice that Typical Butthurt Theist
>> [_] Anon 1583510 HAVE SATAN EVERYDAY
>> [_] Anon 1583511 >># Then they aren't saved.
>> [_] Anon 1583522 So why is Satan seen as an evil entity that enjoys torturing people? All he did in the fictional story was go against God. Considering how God supposedly nearly killed everyone at least once and killed off countless others, I would think Satan is the hero this world deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
>> [_] Anon 1583525 >># You didn't answer my question. Try harder, though.
>> [_] Anon 1583539 >># I see what you did there
>> [_] Anon 1583548 >># You are now aware that the whole Satan vs God thing is a huge con job. They're working together. Its good cop bad cop. At the end of the day they're drinking ethereal beers together out in the cosmos, laughing their asses off the whole time. The funny thing is, religious people don't even realize it. They're taught to love everyone but at the same time taught to abhor and hate the devil.
>> [_] Anon 1583549 >># There is a subtle hint in there too. They say that Satan in the prince of lies, and you must be vigilant for he hides in all things waiting to tempt you towards sinful nature. They say that God is all-loving, all-forgiving, and only wants the best for mankind. With these two things in mind, they still kept following these "voices from god" even when they started telling people to kill each other, or to victimise others, or to close their minds and to heavily limit their life experiences. At some point, God switched seats with Satan to see if they had listened to the teachings and would notice. Nobody did. It was planned from the beginning. Now Satan is busily telling people to persecute one another and God is sat back sipping his cosmic martini, waiting for judgement day when he can deliver the big "You lose! Good day sir!"