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[_] TUNE IN DAILY Anon 3328662

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[_] This just in Anon 3297682
>> [_] Anon 3297725 informative

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[_] Anon 3231388 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3231442 This fucking bullshit makes my day every time. Thanks anon.

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[_] second flash in folder! Anon 3031943 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3032053 "ITS HAPPENING!" -/pol/

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[_] Anon 2997901
>> [_] Anon 2997919 Love it every time. Thanks

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[_] Anon 2968813
>> [_] Anon 2968815 IT'S HAPPENING

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[_] Look at all this fear and violence Anon 2950520

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[_] You can trust me! Anon 2943290
>> [_] Anon 2943324 can someone link me the youtube link?
>> [_] Anon 2943414 >># Just search "Onion News Bullshit"
>> [_] Anon 2943438 it would be funny if this actualy happen on tv.

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[_] [BREAKING NEWS] BREAKING NEWS 2843401 BREAKING NEWS
>> [_] Anon 2843404 the onion tv reports are bullshit comedy most of the time. they're probably doing so much cocaine they forgot how to be subtle
>> [_] Anon 2843469 >># They're just trying to appeal to a larger audience i.e, people that need to be bludgeoned with punchlines to understand the jokes

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[_] /r/ Inside, help please! Anon 2817102 I am REALLY hoping someone here knows what I am talking about. I'm looking for a really old flash video, think ebaumsworld era. I remember very little about the video, except that it was a computer screen and a Microsoft Sam-like voice was narrating it. At the end of the video, he starts closing all of the windows and repeating the phrase "I quit. I quit." over and over as the video ends. I know it isn't a lot to go on, and it's a long shot, but - if anyone has ANY idea what I'm talking about, I'd be super grateful.
>> [_] Anon 2817113 ask on the swfchan subreddit maybe. or on the tomt subreddit

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[_] Anon 2781810
>> [_] Anon 2781853 the onion was so great... until it went full sjw
>> [_] Anon 2781857 CNN really has gone downhill.
>> [_] Anon 2781862 >attractive witness
>> [_] Anon 2781864 Hey, that typical American News. Bullshit about bullshit. Never a happening or updates about the wars or NSA spying, etc.

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[_] News to help you through the day Anon 2763181
>> [_] Anon 2763215 Man, I'm glad I'm living in Germany. The news here are shitty already, but this american news shows must be the biggest crap.
>> [_] Anon 2763276 >># Its the Onion News Network. Look it up they're just a comedy group making fun of all the major news corporations
>> [_] Anon 2763288 >We'll take some footage from a car chase, and free associate what's going on haha
>> [_] Anon 2763289 >># I'm aware this is just a joke. Nevertheless real american news are more show than information too with fancy background decoration and ridiculous special effects. Everywhere are heil hitler flying screens and news ticker and such stuff and it's all dramatized and overdone.
>> [_] Anon 2763332 I'm just some fucking guy.
>> [_] Anon 2763360 very effective attention grabber
>> [_] Anon 2763364 >Geologists needing more funds for weed reserach Fucking love these guys
>> [_] Anon 2763365 >># >Everywhere are heil hitler flying screens and news ticker and such stuff I'm suffice to say you have no clue what the fuck you're saying.
>> [_] Anon 2763372 say what you will about Israel, at least journalism here is of good quality. usually very objective, investigative and asks the hard questions. we get the occasional fluff piece on TV, but thank god nobody tries to pull off this 24h crap.
>> [_] Anon 2763396 I love the Onion so much.

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[_] Update in Paris Anon 2652537

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[_] Anon 2646294 Its everywhere!

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[_] Anon 2642848
>> [_] Anon 2642858 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2642905 Tired of this bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 2642993 0/10 this is total bullshit

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[_] question inside Anon 2520829 can someone post the original interactive lolicatgirl again? seen it up once yesterday forgot to download Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2520987 >># You could probably find it on swfchan. I didn't see it myself, and have no idea what you're looking for. I feel that swf is more accurate than it should be.
>> [_] Anon 2521008 "kids now too lazy to imitate television violence"
>> [_] Anon 2521027 ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

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[_] Anon 2519454
>> [_] Anon 2519488 the truth has done did been told.
>> [_] Anon 2519492 The happening its not really happening.
>> [_] Anon 2519591 always loved the congress part

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[_] dumb question inside Anon 2516522 What's a good flash player? I've just been opening them in winamp like a retard.
>> [_] Anon 2516555 >># how about your web browser or sothink swf decompiler for viewing and, well, decompiling

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[_] Anon 2487880
>> [_] Anon 2488016 Always Relevant

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[_] Anon 2480782
>> [_] Anon 2480874 >I'm just some fucking guy gets me everytime

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[_] BREAKING NEWS Anon 2469674 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2469875 >># CNN in a nutshell.
>> [_] Anon 2469959 >># /pol/ in a nutshell
>> [_] Anon 2469965 >># JIDF in a nutshell.
>> [_] Anon 2469967 >># SJW in a nutshell.
>> [_] Anon 2469968 agreed
>> [_] Anon 2470041 >># All agreed
>> [_] Anon 2470070 >># >># Agreed, meeting adjourned.

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[_] Every 24 hour news station ever Anon 2441380
>> [_] Anon 2441393 we /youtube/ nao
>> [_] Anon 2441488 >># dude, post the one with the autistic reporter
>> [_] Anon 2441493 sums up the 24 hour news cycle I should know, I'm an expert on bullshit, got a Ph. D in bullshit from some fucking online university
>> [_] Anon 2441502 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2441512 >># We've been /youtube/ for a while.
>> [_] Anon 2441520 >># Bullshit.

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[_] Anon 2385250
>> [_] Anon 2385254 this is bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 2385258 >># And its because of some fucking reason
>> [_] Anon 2385262 Does it get funny after the first two minutes? That's where I stopped.
>> [_] Anon 2385284 >># For a humourless fuck?
>> [_] Anon 2385315 If I was the anchorman, I would have pointed out: "Do you see that dangerous, rabid bear? It's BLACK. If you see anything else 'Black', B-L-A-C-K on your streets, be sure to contact your local authorities. Help keep thugs off your streets in America, your safety is a HUGE concern for us!"
>> [_] Anon 2385321 >># inb4 >"If I was the anchorman, I would have pointed out:" FUCK OFF AUTIST YOU CAN'T OFFEND ME I'M EDGY AS FUCK AND SMARTER THAN YOU YOU'RE DESTROYING MY FREEDOMS GOD BLESS AMERICA COME ON HONEY LET'S GO GET SOME MCDONALD'S

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[_] Anon 2382144
>> [_] Anon 2382152 Kek
>> [_] Anon 2382210 spot-fucking-on
>> [_] Anon 2382228 Oh man this was so well done, I thought it must've been a dubbed over scene.

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[_] Bad Omen !Meka/sTesA 2277614 Everyone's Using Tripcodes
>> [_] Anon 2277771 bump. This is too funny to let die.
>> [_] Doubles !!DrGbZIJCfRz 2277785 >># nobody got to see my sweet 7's :<

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[_] Anon 2206761
>> [_] Anon 2206781 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2206786 God dammit I love those guys.
>> [_] Anon 2206877 wonderful satire of modern tv news.

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[_] kkk 2178870
>> [_] Anon 2178994 sounds like bullshit to me
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2178999 Very nice

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[_] american media in a nutshell Anon 2052169
>> [_] Anon 2052183 that hits the nail on the head. I want moar
>> [_] Anon 2052189 >># theonion.com the only news site you'll ever need
>> [_] Anon 2052194 Just suscribe to theyr youtube channel
>> [_] Anon 2052224 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4Ha9HQv Mo
>> [_] Anon 2052279 >bearely common HUE HUE HUE
>> [_] Anon 2052362 meh it depends on where you get your news from some stations will claim the bullshit is the liberals fault whilst other will say the conservatives allowed to bullshit to happen

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[_] Anon 2046897

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[_] Anon 2042470
>> [_] Anon 2042698 Total Bullshit

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[_] This is bullshit Anon 2040065 Total bullshit
>> [_] Anon 2040072 sauce?!?!?!?!!!!11one
>> [_] Anon 2040134 >># Onion News Network. Now please leave us be.
>> [_] FUKMEINTHEPEEPEE 2040195 It's funny because there is bullshit like this happening in my town right now
>> [_] Anon 2040273 hmm, gonna go turn on fox news, MSNBC, CCN at the same time, and im getting the same thing.
>> [_] Anon 2040305 "I'm just some fucking guy." Always gets me
>> [_] nooob 2040368 hahahahahahahahahah fuck, this is bullshit so funny damn dude nice upload more

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[_] Anon 2036735 >># Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2036875 Fox News in a nutshell.
>> [_] Anon 2036877 >I'm just some fucking guy 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2036957 >># >MSNBC in a nutshell fixed
>> [_] Anon 2036989 >># >># No, it's your process of mental awareness and judgement in a nutshell.

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[_] Anon 2008282
>> [_] Anon 2008300 Satire is my favorite kind of funnny
>> [_] Anon 2008348 I'm just some fucking guy
>> [_] Anon 2008353 one of the best satires The Onion made so far
>> [_] Anon 2008374 >># charlie brooker does it better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHun58mz3 vI

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[_] /f/ is really bad right now Anon 1937336 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1937344 Maybe because of one fucking reason theres bullshit happening
>> [_] Anon 1937348 What the fucks with this zietgeist spammer again? I thought he stopped.
>> [_] Anon 1937351 >># Yeah, and maybe bullshit wouldn't happen if the guy I voted for was elected. Also, I'm implying you're a minority.
>> [_] Anon 1937365 That's exactly how you sound when you ramble on about Newfags.
>> [_] Anon 1937374 Reminds me of the news on GTA IV
>> [_] Anon 1937479 When the Onion was good

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[_] HOLY FUCKING SHIT Anon 1931842
>> [_] Anon 1931864 and this is why i never watch news
>> [_] Anon 1931871 that was enjoyable
>> [_] Anon 1931999 Fukken Saved, holy shit that was awesome
>> [_] Anon 1932024 this is the best thing i've seen in ever.
>> [_] Anon 1932027 Not "Holy Fucking" shit you faggot OP, they clearly said it was bullshit. Fucking hell man...
>> [_] Anon 1932033 I love the Onion.

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[_] bullshit Anon 1915163 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1915186 This makes me feel warm and tingly inside.
>> [_] Anon 1915193 In work for a news channel and this video is one of those "FWD: FWD: RE: RE: FWD: Omg so funny" emails that get sent around forever and ever.
>> [_] Anon 1915327 >># They always keep on getting sent back to you because somebody thought you hadn't seen it or had forgotten you had.
>> [_] Anon 1915346 I fucking love this flash.
>> [_] Anon 1915363 I would actually watch the news.

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[_] bullshit Anon 1876590 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1876657 lel. oh media
>> [_] Anon 1876675 made my day
>> [_] Anon 1876690 that's bollocks
>> [_] Anon 1876707 moar!
>> [_] Anon 1876725 >># go to the onion new site. they make stuff like this all the time (its also the sauce)
>> [_] Just some fucking guy. 1876819 so true.

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[_] Anonymous06/18/12(Mon)13:11No.1701746 bullshit

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[_] [L] Anon 1682214 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Mugen7676 !z3WlfboQ5U 1682224 American media logic ?never change
>> [_] Anon 1682290 wish news was more like that then id actually watch it
>> [_] Anon 1682359 "i'm just some fucking guy" oh man that got me good

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[_] [?] Anon 1668638 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1668660 What a load of bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 1668733 That's kinda the point
>> [_] Anon 1668734 Haha exelent
>> [_] Anon 1668737 The truth behind almost every TV news program nowadays.
>> [_] Anon 1668754 >heres a video of congress so stupid it made me fucking lol
>> [_] Anon 1668761 that randy.......
>> [_] Anon 1668765 OH MY GOD, THIS IS WHAT IS GOING THROUGH MY MIND EVERY TIME I WATCH THE NEWS. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
>> [_] Anon 1668780 >I'm an older man so you can trust what I say Get's me every time
>> [_] Anon 1668786 LOL the Onion
>> [_] Anon 1668797 The Onion is news networking at it's most concentrated, undiluted form.
>> [_] Anon 1668858 >I'm just fucking guy A lol every time

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[_] [L] Anon 1656182 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1656195 This is the best ONN bit I've seen.
>> [_] Anon 1656220 B-but geologists don't study weed.
>> [_] Anon 1656222 i loled
>> [_] Anon 1656248 s s d d
>> [_] Anon 1656306 that was beautiful
>> [_] Anon 1656344 That was some bullshit, someone posted some bullshit flash for some fucking reason, or another possible fucking reason.
>> [_] Anon 1656416 It's funny because that's how all news stories are. They film a bunch of cops standing around doing nothing, a statistic that says it is on the rise, an expert and then stock footage of a congress meeting.
>> [_] Anon 1656434 Thanks, OP, I needed this today =D
>> [_] Anon 1656503 I work at a news station. This is every day of my miserable life.

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[_] [L] Anon 1644007
>> [_] Anon 1644114 I love the onion.

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[_] [L] Anon 1637639 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1637654 "I'm just some fucking guy." Oh lol
>> [_] Anon 1637691 very good
>> [_] Anon 1637792 still funny
>> [_] Anon 1637828 American news makes me chuckle
>> [_] Anon 1637906 >># The video pretty much sums it up.
>> [_] Anon 1637907 this is union news, just idk what episode this was
>> [_] Anon 1637909 That was fantastic.

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[_] [L] Anon 1624853 Bullshit
>> [_] Anon 1624855 whatthefuckamIwatching.jpeg
>> [_] Anon 1624863 Ah, the Onion. Always a wonderful and reliable source of news.
>> [_] Anon 1624959 So true, I love the Onion. The news is full of shit like this. That's what happens when you turn news into entertainment and give it a time slot.
>> [_] Repartee !i7.CoreT.I 1624963 I got halfway through before I realized it wasn't actually the news.
>> [_] Anon 1624965 >># 1/10 This is legit
>> [_] Repartee !i7.CoreT.I 1624966 >># 10/1?
>> [_] Anon 1624967 Don't watch local news. Don't watch network news. Don't find The Daily Show or Colbert Report funny. But I love me some The Onion!
>> [_] Anon 1625065 i love this. lol
>> [_] Anon 1625070 Masterfully done, masterfully done.

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[_] [L] Anon 1619352 Some bullshit.

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[_] [L] Anon 1614268 Bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 1614269 brilliant
>> [_] Anon 1614271 But what about the important bullshit
>> [_] Anon 1614290 Still the most accurate news source in the world
>> [_] Anon 1614306 lol, this is excellent this. could you post a link to where you got the video from, please?
>> [_] Anon 1614309 "I'm just some fucking guy."
>> [_] Anon 1614312 It's an episode from The Onion They have a Youtube channel, almost every episode is fucking gold
>> [_] Anon 1614343 i would watch the news if it were like this