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[_] please to be wiring me de monies Anon 2066323
>> [_] Anon 2066367 da fuck?! :O
>> [_] Anon 2066379 Only one word: Niggers
>> [_] Anon 2066438 All I could think was: That poor cushion has just been gangraped. So has that door, So has that wall So has that floor. Is this... what happens when there are no women around for little boys to fuck or something? They just have sex with the furniture?

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[_] the fuck? Anon 1978439
>> [_] Anon 1978450 the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 1978452 >># Thou has confused me.
>> [_] Anon 1978463 this is why I dont buy used furniture
>> [_] Anon 1978464 >chorographed
>> [_] Anon 1978474 Pretty sure I saw that on Tosh.0.
>> [_] Anon 1978486 >># made my day
>> [_] Anon 1978521 trying way to hard to prove there not gay, bet there all butt buddies
>> [_] Anon 1978583 >># 10/10
>> [_] Anon 1978586 yeah this might be the gayest thing ive seen aside from gay sex
>> [_] Anon 1978626 Da fuck?

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[_] stay for the doorknob action Anon 1967321 These guys couldn't get a date. They decided "Hey let's make a video showing off our moves in bed... if, you know, we'd seen a vagina since we came out of one." And this was the end result. All that happened was women laughed at them and people on youtube called them gay.
>> [_] Anon 1967322 I have a swf of this that has a looping action of their humping to some song I've never been able to get sauced. Name is "huvitus.swf"
>> [_] Anon 1967323 I actually wathced this, why
>> [_] Anon 1967379 >># Maybe you secretly want to be that piece of furniture
>> [_] Anon 1967429 they could've made something else instead of a humping video to get girl's attention.
>> [_] Anon 1967505 is this what true friendship is

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[_] happy welfare wednesday Anon 1959970 "It's the first of the monnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnth" Niggers are singing welfare carols! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anornamoose 1959972 i was expecting hood, but this is just ridiculous
>> [_] Anon 1959974 that poor ottoman...
>> [_] Anon 1959978 stores are going to be a bitch to go to tomorrow, especially wal-mart
>> [_] Anon 1959981 Just why are they dry humping the stool?
>> [_] Anon 1959983 >># Basically they couldn't get dates so they got the idea that they'd get crazy amounts of pussy if the girls could see their moves... so they recorded themselves dry humping furniture (including the one faggot dry humping the doorknob). It went about as well as expected... still no dates PLUS now they had people on youtube laughing at them and calling them gay. Sadly there's 2 more videos.
>> [_] Anon 1960072 /pol/ pls go
>> [_] Anon 1960084 Must not be a school day if /b/tards are in here saying this is /pol/
>> [_] Anon 1960118 NiggaShake
>> [_] Anon 1960178 i ain't e'en mad best part: the dismount
>> [_] Anon 1960201 >welfare wednesday Oh yes.

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[_] the mating dance of the urban negro Anon 1952811 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1952816 I don't understand. Is it a dating video?
>> [_] Anon 1952818 >># these idiots couldn't get laid to save their life. So they decided they could get tons of pussy by making this video and showing it to local girls. Of course, all they got was laughed at. And tens of thousands of youtube people calling them gay.
>> [_] Anon 1952867 >If I make a video of me fucking this ottoman, I'll get laid I guess that's negro logic?
>> [_] Anon 1952975 euh nigga yoy gay

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[_] Anon 1937020
>> [_] Anon 1937022 It's a weird feeling seeing videos you converted to SWF end up posted by others hehe... Basically these losers couldn't get a woman to save their lives so they decided making this video showing off their "moves" would get them crazy amounts of pussy. Of course, all that happened was they got people on youtube calling them faggots.
>> [_] Anon 1937023 sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUO b4g
>> [_] Anon 1937036 Holy shit, curling 20 pound weights, what a fucking thug. >># You just jelly brah, you can't get pussy like these gangstas
>> [_] Anon 1937047 I wonder whose house they broke into to record that.
>> [_] Anon 1937051 >># Bam! Haha! And who cares about this? They're all just showin them moves they do on eachother y'kno? Getting down and dirty with yo homies is a way of sayin fuck da piggy in gangsta style. You go gais! Just don't upload that video to the internett cause then you'll lose all street creds. Oh...Right.....Ahahahahaha
>> [_] Anon 1937062 the one guy dry humping the door knob is king faggot
>> [_] Anon 1937122 The jungle bunny in its natural habitat. Notice the distinct lack of intelligence common among their kind. Simply fascinating!
>> [_] Anon 1937128 As soon as I saw the guy enter the frame with a weight, I knew there was going to be too much faggotry.
>> [_] Anon 1937139 >># /thread

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[_] the mating dance of the urban negro Anon 1919106 Long story short: these guys had zero luck getting dates and decided making this video would get them huge amounts of pussy. All it did was get them laughed at on the Internet. Sadly they ended up making 2 more videos after this.

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[_] the fuck? Anon 1905179 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] fags 1905217 elephants get stepped on in national geographic also
>> [_] Anon 1905222 Pipelayer is my favorite, what about you guys?
>> [_] Games 1905233 >># aren't they all the same guy edited in?
>> [_] Anon 1905318 >># no it's different guys... >># my favourite is the moron humping the doorknob. That boy is GAY
>> [_] Anon 1905319 So how gay do you have to be to do this kind of shit?
>> [_] Anon 1905321 fap fap fap
>> [_] CharChar !oDM/YVJ0P2 1905326 So they all take turns on the girl, none of them last longer than 30 seconds & NONE of them say good night to the poor girl. That's not cool guys.
>> [_] Anon 1905347 For reals no homo
>> [_] Anon 1905369 i'm honestly confused about what chain of events led to this. like... who the fuck randomly went "let's dry hump furniture to attract bitches because this be gay as hell"
>> [_] Anon 1905375 That couch is a Whore!
>> [_] Anon 1905395 What drugs are these guys on?

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[_] you laugh you lose Anon 1828346 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1828376 Do I lose if I just cringe...?
>> [_] Anon 1828389 Can you imagine then gangbanging someone? that would be fucking hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1828400 KILL IT WITH FIRE
>> [_] Anon 1828412 >># you mean a woman as opposed to them fucking/sucking off each other?
>> [_] Anon 1828440 All of my WHAT unfappable, threw up in my mouth a little, have to wash my browser out with clorox now. 0/10, would not click again. Send it back to Detriot.
>> [_] Anon 1828446 I tried. I tried so hard. I fought every step of the way. I've had some difficult wanks in my time, but that was the zenith.
>> [_] Anon 1828506 >># What in the fuck. What parent in their right mind would let their sons do some stupid shit like this.
>> [_] Anon 1828512 >># Their parents probably didn't even know... all it takes is one idiot friend with a video camera.
>> [_] Anon 1828513 Just sayin' than im out makea porno than put it back on
>> [_] Anon 1828527 I got to say it amuses me how they slide off for the next guy
>> [_] Anon 1828544 i dont even, why
>> [_] Anon 1828552 yo honestly WTF is this shiT?
>> [_] Anon 1828581 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfwoUNwM R_E

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[_] there's lonely & then there's this Anon 1816516
>> [_] Anon 1816520 >># wut?
>> [_] Anon 1816538 >># basically these guys couldn't get a date to save their life... so they decided the best way to lure girls in was to make a video showing off their "moves". This was the result.
>> [_] Anon 1816542 >># sadly they made 2 more videos as well...
>> [_] Anon 1816586 if we eliminate scarcity, competition between individuals, and all that comes with them humanity stagnates and dies out.
>> [_] Anon 1816601 >># oh no it's the zeitgeist faggot again
>> [_] Anon 1816640 requesting the flash of how they do it in Norway.
>> [_] Anon 1816646 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJoQgixtR 78 Just saying...
>> [_] Anon 1816657 From what I saw I am lifting all wrong.
>> [_] Anon 1816660 >># >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJoQgixt R78 Oh shit I remember that episode from long ago. Never even noticed...
>> [_] Anon 1816662 >># Didn't they make one where they fucked spiderman?
>> [_] Anon 1816670 >># You're also seeing zeitcrap instead of niggers humping furniture? I'm having that problem as well
>> [_] Anon 1816687 fucking niggers. they should fuck each other and post that crap on gaysites. like 4chan

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[_] the fuck? Anon 1812184 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1812187 I guess mootles didn't ban you for long enough
>> [_] Anon 1812194 >># I wasn't banned knob goblin
>> [_] Anon 1812204 nigger humor sucks I don't understand it
>> [_] Anon 1812210 >># basically none of these guys could get a date so they had the "brilliant" idea to make a video of all of them dry humping that poor ottoman to "show off their moves"
>> [_] Anon 1812211 >># Could be because they're ugly.
>> [_] Anon 1812214 >># well that and they seem gay I mean, dry humping furniture with your friends? Not to mention the guy at the back humping the doorknob... that guy is gay as fuck
>> [_] Anon 1812217 lol 11kg weights you need to come to /fit/
>> [_] Anon 1812220 >># /fit/ dry humps furniture now? Kidding kidding
>> [_] Anon 1812227 >># dude you idiot, m00t banned the zeitgeist spammer, not the racist spammer
>> [_] Anon 1812230 >># >># >># >># >># >># I see zeitgeist, am i haevign poroblm or is this samefaggotry?
>> [_] Anon 1812231 >># someone made a shitty zeitgeist swf and named it the same as this? I've been away for a couple weeks :(
>> [_] Anon 1812232 >># only if the furniture is made of oats. :D
>> [_] Anon 1812233 >># clear cache and cookies This isn't zeitgeist.
>> [_] Anon 1812238 Bad enough to make a video of you and your friends humping everything in sight (probably including each other after the camera went off) but to put your names on it.. .damn... I would DEFINITELY not go camping with those guys
>> [_] Anon 1812249 >># I did now, still seeing zeitgeist I see niggers humping furniture at >># though
>> [_] Anon 1812251 >># It's not zeitgeist, try opening it then hitting the refresh button... closing then opening your browser again?
>> [_] Anon 1812257 Random thought of what might be going through that furniture's mind.... if it had one. Scared myself a bit when I thought of it crying and whimpering as if it's getting gangbanged/raped XD
>> [_] Anon 1812259 >># I even tried another browser. Still seeing zeitgeist...
>> [_] Anon 1812262 >># maybe your ISP is caching things http://www.velocityreviews.com/forums/t7 6831-how-to-stop-caching-by-isp-proxy-ser vers.html
>> [_] Anon 1812269 >># Admit it... you're never going to be able to go past a furniture store without laughing again.
>> [_] Anon 1812275 >># I can't read anything in that thread, i'm awful with computers halp pl0x
>> [_] Anon 1812280 >># shit I linked you the wrong url... basically click the http://images.4channel.org/f/src/just%20 like%20in%20national%20geographic.swf then hold down the Ctrl key (either one) and press F5... that forces it to refresh/reload everything.
>> [_] Anon 1812282 >># bah the link fucked up... click the just like in national geographic.swf again then hold down control and press F5.
>> [_] Anon 1812284 >># Still zeitgeist. However, on swfchan it is indeed niggers humping furniture.
>> [_] Anon 1812287 "niggers humping furniture." This is why 4chan is awesome. I must have more insanity.
>> [_] Anon 1812289 >># welcome
>> [_] Anon 1812294 All I did through the entire movie was to doubt the seriousness of these fellows and laugh. I was first doubting and thinking "troll", but as it ensued I was more and more aware of the seriousness these guys had put into this work in which made me laugh even harder. No racist or whatever, but these niggas be craizy! Saevd in "WTF LOL" folder!
>> [_] Anon 1812296 How the fuck do you manage to make porn look realistic ?
>> [_] Anon 1812302 >># um... unless anyone has any other ideas I guess you could try unplugging the power on your modem for say 5 minutes then plugging it back in?
>> [_] Anon 1812304 >># please see >># and >>#
>> [_] Anon 1812309 >># the sad thing is... if they'd put 10% of the effort they put into making this sad attempt (to make girls their age want to fuck them) into... hygiene/haircuts, dressing decently, maybe a bit of cologne or something... practicing what to say to girls... they might have gotten some already. As it stands they're internet famous and everyone thinks they're butt buddies.
>> [_] Anon 1812310 >># I think i'm gonna give up for now. Thanks for the help, though. And sorry for thinking this was zeitgeist
>> [_] Anon 1812316 >># Sorry I wasn't able to help... take care And try the other 2 vids for some laughs >># → and >># →
>> [_] Anon 1812320 now who going to pay my child support
>> [_] Anon 1812321 >># I don't think they like girls
>> [_] Anon 1812396 >># Niggers need to get on Sweden's level.

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[_] da fuck Anon 1802618
>> [_] Anon 1802649 Them savages got no business gang raping that foot rest
>> [_] Anon 1802680 So the plan to fix all human problems is to just eliminate the problem of scarce resources? Okay, have fun with that.
>> [_] Anon 1802684 >># Human problems are not problems at all. Human behaviour is caused by our genetics and some children are simply naturally born say a murderer because their father or mother had murder genes in them. There's no such thing as a good human being, science is now proving what religion has been saying all along, that man is born with sin.
>> [_] Anon 1802689 >># that poor ottoman... I guess it'd make it easy to move. They can just take the thing, turn it upside down and stick it to the roof of their car. The homo I'm worried about is the doorknob humper.
>> [_] Anon 1802740 >># Wtf did I just read? That's wrong you fucking retard.
>> [_] Anon 1802745 >># ignore him that's the worst troll I've ever seen
>> [_] Anon 1802785 im fairly positive American Dad referenced this.
>> [_] Anon 1802808 Why would you put your full names at the end?! Also, "chorographed". the fuckkkk.

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[_] you have to see this Anon 1790210 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb 4g&hd=1 the funny thing is they claim over and over to be straight O_o
>> [_] Anon 1790223 I understand being so damn horny you could fuck a hole in the ground but dammn... "hey guys let's all film ourselves dry humping an ottoman... then the women'll be ALL OVER US"
>> [_] Anon 1790255 Black People do this ALL THE TIME they just don't always film it and post it on the internet
>> [_] Anon 1790306 is it wrong to fap to this?

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[_] da fuck Anon 1786767 they thought posting this on youtube would make girls want to fuck them look for pretty ricky's late night special Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1786809 American dad?
>> [_] Anon 1786815 >5 gay niggers dancing for each other. Those are some loose assholes right there.
>> [_] Anon 1786869 that poor ottoman
>> [_] Anon 1786876 >># it must be easy for them to move though... they can just turn the ottoman upside down and stick it to the roof of the car... thing probably has enough jizz on it at any given time that it'll stick just fine. It's the doorknob I feel sorry for.
>> [_] Anon 1786914 >># that kid must be the loneliest of all... who the fuck humps a doorknob?
>> [_] Anon 1786917 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb 4g&hd=1 the funny thing is they claim over and over to be straight O_o
>> [_] Anon 1786925 IM ALAN P ASSDICK
>> [_] Anon 1786941 I think you dweebs are taking this too seriously; it's fucking great.
>> [_] !!BJiYgff8zf2 1786985 nothin wrong with being a gaylord

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[_] they thought this would attract women Anon 1758612 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1758655 This is still one of the greatest things on the internet.
>> [_] Anon 1758659 those boys are GAY and they're doing way too much side movement If they somehow found a woman willing to fuck them I give them about 2 thrusts before they came
>> [_] Anon 1758665 why is one of them dry humping the doorknob?!
>> [_] Anon 1758673 Soo? Six Niggers? Wait...
>> [_] Anon 1758674 how is this not a hood?
>> [_] Anon 1758771 Anyone else wanting to be the couch?
>> [_] Anon 1758785 >># You want to be the ottoman they're raping?
>> [_] Anon 1758825 Thanks op, this is one of those things i think id rather unsee. I watched it and wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry. Im now going to try and forget. "Peace Bruvva"!

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[_] da fuck.... Anon 1751528 sad but true... they thought posting this video would lure women to date/fuck them... O_o Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1751533 nigger
>> [_] Anon 1751534 Thought it was gay with one guy... but 5 guys? the gayness is off the charts!
>> [_] Anon 1751537 >># especially the guy dry humping the doorknob... that's beyond gay
>> [_] Anon 1751538 yo what.
>> [_] Anon 1751548 I now have a new fear of prison
>> [_] Anon 1751551 dont do drugs
>> [_] 1751564 stupid niggers
>> [_] gay orgy Anon 1751565 >># cocaine is a helluva drug
>> [_] Anon 1751577 damn... I'd let one of them suck my dick if it didn't mean having to hold my wallet at the same time :(
>> [_] Anon 1751578 the saddest part is they claim to be straight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb 4g&hd=1 is sauce someone wanna leave some comments?
>> [_] Anon 1751584 What did I just watch?
>> [_] Anon 1751657 These black folks can't dance very well
>> [_] Anon 1751671 I know this is old but still so funny.
>> [_] Anon 1751753 NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

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[_] [L] Around blacks never relax Anon 1673111
>> [_] Anon 1673194 >># This... ummm... wow....
>> [_] Anon 1673203 just a buncha monkies
>> [_] Anon 1673227 apes performing thier mating rituals
>> [_] Anon 1673232 You have successfully mated with the general surroundings. What do you do now?
>> [_] Anon 1673237 that is the gayest thing i have ever seen and i just jerked off to gay porn 10 minutes ago : /
>> [_] Anon 1673259 PULL THOSE FUCKING PANTS UP, YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

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[_] [L] the fuck?! Anon 1631851
>> [_] Anon 1631857 what
>> [_] Anon 1631862 ......niggers.......
>> [_] Anon 1631863 Why are they humping an ottoman... and a doorknob...
>> [_] Anon 1631907 Isn't there one where they does this and the Sailor Moon theme song is playing in the back?
>> [_] Anon 1631920 An imaginary orgy? This is a bit homoerotic. Is this what niggers do on their time off?
>> [_] Anon 1631928 >># >time off implying niggers work
>> [_] Anon 1631929 Satiskfaction needs to work on his technique. THIS IS NOT GAY AT ALL.
>> [_] Anon 1631930 what... no where da hood at?... Son. i am disapoint....
>> [_] Anon 1631978 >># I want to see it. This shit is hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1631984 >># Why? It asks where the hood is at. But the hood is clearly here. There's no need to ask.
>> [_] Anon 1632003 Relentless. Is your anus prepared for such an onslaught?
>> [_] Â 1632013 >># Not even, it takes a sensitive giver to deal anal pleasure when using a sizable tool.
>> [_] Anon 1632063 So... is this what the athletes did in their spare time when not making fun of me for being an introvert who preferred video games and internet?
>> [_] Anon 1632064 >># well this and they gave each other hair and makeup tips... and reacharounds
>> [_] Anon 1632069 at least they can move easily someday... just grab that little ottomon, turn it upside down and stick it on the roof of the car. (because of all the cum that's probably on it)
>> [_] Anon 1632070 Why do I get the feeling that if you turned the lights off in their rooms and turned on a blacklight there'd be DNA everywhere?

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[_] [L] Anon 1614685
>> [_] Anon 1614687 (probably gay) niggas humping an ottoman, a doorknob, the wall... basically anything they can get their hands on.... sounds about right
>> [_] Anon 1614688 Nice moves. But I got better.
>> [_] Anon 1614694 are these those gay guys on youtube that keep pretending they're straight?
>> [_] Anon 1614699 lol american dad
>> [_] Anon 1614714 I'm so happy I'm white.
>> [_] Anon 1614717 My face when I realize it's just one person pretending to be many different persons with the help of really skilled camera editing and keeping track of where the other "selves" are at any time. Damn impressive.
>> [_] Anon 1614755 I can honestly say I did not expect that... Nice one /f/
>> [_] Anon 1614761 anyone who says 'it's your boy __' needs to die. parody/sarcasm or not, they still need to die.
>> [_] Anon 1614825 MY EYEEES WAAAA
>> [_] Anon 1614828 maybe they think the couch is a bucketfull of KFC ?