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[_] Anon 2283836 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2283838 Man, do they ever sound happy to talk about your kids getting raped. The way they talk about it sounds like they're trying to get stains out of a rug.
>> [_] Anon 2283839 wtf....
>> [_] Anon 2283841 is this shit real?
>> [_] Anon 2283849 >Thinking this is real. It's the Onion.
>> [_] Anon 2283902 >># The Onion tries way too hard a lot of the time, which is why I don't find them particularly entertaining. It gets to a point where it's just pathetic.
>> [_] Anon 2283988 this is fucking funny i know its not real but what they are saying is true lmao

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[_] Helpful tips/tricks Anon 1915173
>> [_] Anon 1915231 if only being a pedophile was a real job quaification
>> [_] Anon 1915240 I prefer kids that look a little ruff and tuffled
>> [_] Anon 1915253 >mfw this pedophile dude has a better life than me i have a hard time believing this video is real like srsly its fake isnt it? pls tell me its fake
>> [_] Anon 1915256 >># >Onion News logo
>> [_] Anon 1915313 >># pretty sure it's fucking fake. I think it's a satire.
>> [_] Anon 1915336 >># I'm guessing you're like 13 or something, this is Onion News, it's satirical.
>> [_] Anon 1915345 >># But its STILL pretty good advice all things considered
>> [_] Anon 1915347 It's the Onion, kids. It is quite literally faux news.

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[_] Anonymous06/24/12(Sun)15:50No.1706274 hide yo kids Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous06/24/12(Sun)16:42No.1706301 Hilarious
>> [_] Anonymous06/24/12(Sun)16:58No.1706309 Holy shit, i'm laughing!
>> [_] Anonymous06/24/12(Sun)16:58No.1706310 very insightful, thanks
>> [_] Anonymous06/24/12(Sun)17:24No.1706321 >making perogies in a dryer Guys I think this may not be legit.
>> [_] Anonymous06/24/12(Sun)19:01No.1706403 >># I hope so...
>> [_] Anonymous06/24/12(Sun)19:03No.1706406 OMG THIS IS SICK WHICH CHANNEL IS THIS SHOW ON?
>> [_] Anonymous06/24/12(Sun)19:03No.1706407 >># Oh wait, searching for it brings back The Onion; I'm relieved now.
>> [_] Anonymous06/24/12(Sun)20:15No.1706461 >>How to protect your kids from /b/tards
>> [_] Anonymous06/24/12(Sun)20:22No.1706464 Is this for real? This is hilarious
>> [_] Anonymous06/24/12(Sun)20:23No.1706465 are people seriously still fooled by the onion.... lol
>> [_] Anonymous06/24/12(Sun)20:32No.1706467 "ex-pedophile" nice cover

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[_] [L] Anon 1661875 Before anyone asks >onion news Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1661889 >Terry Parker >ex-pedophile >ex Yeah, being a pedophile is totally a choice. Seriously, this onion news shit is so liberal it makes my skin crawl.
>> [_] Anon 1661901 >># I don't think they're implying that. And you are aware onion news is nothing but joke skits, right?
>> [_] Anon 1661902 >># Go ahead and call it satire, it's easier then admitting they're bad.
>> [_] Anon 1661911 >># Onion news is satirical you dumbass
>> [_] Anon 1661947 PUURROGGEEEZZZ
>> [_] Yumlick 1662078 >># I think that you should take it as meaning that having sex with minors is a choice. For example, being a homosexual was never (as far as I'm aware) a crime, but having homo-sex was a crime (in many places).

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[_] [H] lawl Anon 1627488
>> [_] Anon 1627498 The Onion News Network used to be so amazing before they wrecked it by adding tons of advertising.
>> [_] Anon 1627503 dear god...
>> [_] Anon 1627527 Almost forgot this was the Onion. I was in full on "What the fuck" mode.
>> [_] Anon 1627552 that was fucking creep was only able to tell it was fake because the chicks acting was so bad.
>> [_] Anon 1627583 i was like WHAT THE FUCK all the time lol
>> [_] Anon 1627591 I lost it at ex-pedophile. Was laughing my ass off the rest of the time.

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[_] [L] Anon 1620112 Hide yo kids. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1620162 I'd love it if this wasn't Onion
>> [_] Anon 1620164 Many truths are said in jest
>> [_] Anon 1620191 >># I think they do it well, the onion logo isn't even watermerked. It's discretely put on the background shelf and only half is visible. Although, they should have skipped the "onion" word at the beginning. But some might miss it if they don't pay attention..
>> [_] Anon 1620243 Once a pedo always a pedo.