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[_] Anon 2866252
>> [_] Anon 2866255 The fuck? How do? It won't intuitive.
>> [_] Anon 2866300 >># you're better off going to their site, that one works atleast

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[_] Anon 2716245
>> [_] Anon 2716251 今のユダヤ人、レース戦争をガス
>> [_] Anon 2716252 Holly crap this can be useful.
>> [_] Anon 2716279 STUNNING! now i can dub in all my porn to read situationist manifestos!
>> [_] Anon 2716286 I'm using this to recite 'As you like it' to me. shame I can't just copy paste the whole thing.
>> [_] Anon 2716290 When I download this, it opens, but the language options never load, and it doesn't read anything.
>> [_] Anon 2716292 Using the japanese voice to say english things is so kawaii.
>> [_] Anon 2716297 >brit male >"oi meight u wanna get smashed in the gabber?" The dank menes never get old.
>> [_] Anon 2716298 needs net connection though
>> [_] Anon 2716302 >># >今のユダヤ人、レース戦争をガス I see what you did there...
>> [_] Anon 2716303 >># What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I will have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I have been involved in numerous secret raids on Al kay duh
>> [_] Anon 2716334 Thank you for calling this number is currently unavailable please fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 2716339 >># It's really annoying it can't say fuck
>> [_] Anon 2716341 "what chu gonna do beyotch"
>> [_] Anon 2716342 >># ...Dude, just sound out the phonemes. fak fauk. what are you doing with your life
>> [_] !GQtsITF/1w 2716345 それは、お兄ちゃんに合わせてちゃんそこに入れないでくださいあまりにも大きいです！
>> [_] T !F/M8z3Z2VY 2716346 >># yes it can
>> [_] Anon 2716347 >># it works for me
>> [_] Anon 2716348 >># Yeah but nothing is like those exact letters bro...nothing.*sighs*
>> [_] Anon 2716349 ジェット燃料は、鉄骨を溶かすことができない
>> [_] Anon 2716350 >># >># Damn, so it's because of my country, censors everywhere
>> [_] Anon 2716352 >># Chinese girl manages it just fine. Chinese girl is best.
>> [_] Anon 2716355 >># It works fine apparently, problem is my internet.
>> [_] Anon 2716378 >># You really think we can slam such technology in 140KB?
>> [_] Anon 2716380 Make the Japanese girl repeat nyaa. 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2716381 >># >make her repeat nyaa >not です when did things go so horribly wrong?

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[_] Anon 2465882 Post funny stuff to make it say. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2465887 it doesn't work it's mute for me at leas
>> [_] Anon 2465890 >># GEtting the same problem :\
>> [_] shiggy of diggy !wrCLUCAR1o 2466047 >># Same thing here
>> [_] Anon 2466050 doesnt work for crap

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[_] woop woop Anon 2362042
>> [_] Anon 2362044 It doesn't appear to work
>> [_] Anon 2362047 You just fell for the trap
>> [_] Anon 2362063 http://www.neospeech.com/NeoSpeachGlobal Var/NeoSpeech.swf
>> [_] Anon 2362065 >># The Japanese one sounds almost dead-on to me. Proof that Japs aren't human.
>> [_] Anon 2362066 >Violeta >yes yes yes fak that pussy yizz in mae ass
>> [_] Anon 2362068 >># Also: >Salut! C'est... Shlo? Pretty funny.
>> [_] Anon 2362071 >># Consuela god fucking dammit, no yizz in yer ass
>> [_] Anon 2362077 >Don't player hate on me, player hate somebody else. Yo, yo yo I'm a gangster. Where my dogs at? Bark with me if you're my dog. Yo yo yo, I'm going, I'm gonna give a shout out to all the player haters Also Julie is a QT
>> [_] Anon 2362088 Julie clearly has more work put into her than any of the others. Proof: >Hello. Hello? Hello!
>> [_] Anon 2362089 >># Doing this on the spics voice. Don't plapajata on me. jata on someone elsay
>> [_] Violeta 2362090 >># Ai will hav mae ass yizz din wherever ai gaddam plis
>> [_] Anon 2362092 >># my fuckings sides tried it on japanese too good
>> [_] Anon 2362099 Misaki sounds like she's performing a special move or something. ぶっかけ thunderstorm
>> [_] Anon 2362106 >># ぶっかけthunderstorm-oooouuu Bukkake Tundastorouuuuu
>> [_] Anon 2362108 >Preasu understandu
>> [_] Anon 2362110 >># >my sides bar is fully charged
>> [_] Anon 2362144 Hey, they can speak unpronounceable strings of nonsense text. That's awesome.
>> [_] Anon 2362163 >># damn son
>> [_] Anon 2362165 >># 9/10
>> [_] Anon 2362168 >Misaki >aAaAa[...]AaAaA
>> [_] Anon 2362169 JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN oooouuuOO aeiou
>> [_] tfw no gf Anon 2362170 >Julie >Hello! I'v always loved you! I could be your girlfriend...
>> [_] ℛℯℳ¤ !PHANTOM2V2 2362181 >http://i.imgur.com/XUhJ1Un.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2362189 THE PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE.

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[_] Anon 2082181
>> [_] Anon 2082195 You tried.
>> [_] Anon 2082212 http://www.neospeech.com/NeoSpeachGlobal Var/NeoSpeech.swf This one works.
>> [_] Anon 2082219 >># Try doing the Navy Seal pasta on the Asian voices
>> [_] Anon 2082225 >># gold. motherfucking gold. i love you
>> [_] Anon 2082406 I found out how to make the spanish voice say "where da hood at." It's, "Where da jod- where da jod- where da jod- where da jod at."
>> [_] Anon 2082417 >John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt spanish
>> [_] Anon 2082428 Rip the flash and replace all options with the ventrillo wtf/laughing soundbite.

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[_] type in naughty words Anon 2076775
>> [_] Anon 2076776 doesnt work.
>> [_] Anon 2076777 >># yeah, only just realized that, the other posts on swfchan don't seem to be working either. dang.
>> [_] Anon 2076859 They should have English, then US English.
>> [_] Anon 2076878 http://www.neospeech.com/ here
>> [_] Anon 2076893 >># English people should start speaking proper English and not their retarded slurred version.
>> [_] Anon 2076912 >># 7/10. Not bad.
>> [_] Anon 2076931 >># the rustling
>> [_] ですですです 2076961 >># >http://www.neospeech.com/ >># >># >># >># >># >># ですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですです ですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですで すですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですです ですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですで すですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですです
>> [_] Anon 2076969 >># I damn you, I damn you to hell, my good sir!

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[_] Anon 1943416 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1943425 mysides
>> [_] Anon 1943570 First thing I did is have every voice cussing!

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[_] Anon 1935027 burrrrrrr Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1935030 >misaki >ですですですですですですですですですですですですですですですです ですですですですですで
>> [_] Anon 1935034 >Write dirty things for Bridget to say This is going to be a fun hour. Also >>#
>> [_] Anon 1935042 >># /thread
>> [_] Anon 1935059 >># B-boner, please, n-not right now.
>> [_] Anon 1935078 >># Why is Bridget's voice so boner-inducing?
>> [_] Anon 1935080 > select English UK voice > Fuck me harder! Fuck me! OH YES! THAT'S IT! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK YES! Harder! Oh my god! Keep going! Baby, it feels so good! > get slightly hard
>> [_] Anon 1935081 make the corean woman say: you are one cheeky cunt mate. i swear i swear on ma mom's life, i'll wreck you brah giggles will be had
>> [_] Anon 1935085 >># go away 12 year old you're too young to be here
>> [_] Anon 1935099 >># I guess I'm not dumb enough to find this "giggle" worthy.
>> [_] Anon 1935113 I want to ride on your hard cock up and down till you cum in my tight pussy. Afterwards I'm going to sit on your face and fart till you can't breathe you dirty boy you. Bridget - UK. I got pretty damn hard
>> [_] Anon 1935115 >># first thing I did and then clicked reply to say so but I guess I'm super sonic slowpoke
>> [_] Anon 1935122 ah ah ah ah ah that feels good ah ah ah harder faster faster I want to cum. spanish woman
>> [_] Anon 1935125 lets see how well google translate did for me... if anyone can read japanese try to translate this.... 私は犬です私に性交、ぽっかり黒い穴が浮浪フルーティーな間欠泉のよう 、エベレストの準備ができている私の肉の山のためにあなたの汚れた男 子に勝つためにあなたのコックをロールアップしています。絞殺の私の吊 りカーテンを扱うこのフラットアドベンチャーランドカントのために私の 当の危険な女のために大量破壊兵器を準備
>> [_] Anon 1935129 nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga I'm 200 percent nigga. nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga they hate us cause our dicks are bigga - Juile
>> [_] Anon 1935134 >># fucking speedy gonzales is riding my dick
>> [_] Anon 1935139 Violeta has a damn aneurysm when she tries to say "fuck my asshole."
>> [_] noko 1935149 >># this, only type it into julie's.
>> [_] Anon 1935180 I'm having a whale of a time typing: >Nigger nigger faggot jew I'm gonna take a shit on you into each of them.
>> [_] Anon 1935192 >What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I >Paul, English Jesus fuck, he says it with such vigor.
>> [_] Mr. B !jTwseny72A 1935196 >># Julie was bonerworthy. However, Kate is...her heart's not in it. She's just trying to pay her way through medical school.
>> [_] Anon 1935198 Shit like this is why I hate going to work lol
>> [_] Anon 1935199 >># >Dog fuck me, I like a geyser that gaping black hole fruity tramp Man, you dirty for my mountain of meat that are ready for Everest I have to roll up your cock to win the child. My hanging strangulation My flat for Adventureland this cant handle the curtain that Prepare the weapons of mass destruction for dangerous woman in question now have misaki say the re-translated version back
>> [_] Anon 1935200 Jewleheheheheheheheheh! Julie
>> [_] Anon 1935210 >Double niggers raping children Type in english for the gooks and never stop laughing.
>> [_] Anon 1935215 >># >># >Hurr durr I more autstic dan uuuuu All I hear really.
>> [_] Anon 1935218 >># Boner destroyed, bring in the pickle man.
>> [_] Anon 1935238 >># >Type this into Violeta Boner stop!
>> [_] Anon 1935315 >Choose Korean voice >Type Fuck you brubbery wayl >lol @ the sterotypical asians hating marine life.
>> [_] Anon 1935343 have Misaka say this: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda
>> [_] Anon 1935352 >># its even worse when you put spaces between each one...
>> [_] Anon 1935371 Teach me how to dougie teach me teach me how to dougie
>> [_] Anon 1935372 >># >io haba u no i garaduated top ob mai kurass lolol
>> [_] Anon 1935377 >># BABY IT FELLS SO GOD
>> [_] Anon 1935394 >># Holy shit, are you me? That was the first thing I typed.

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[_] MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAMUDAMUDMUDAMUDAMUDA Anon 1926382 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1926385 Korean Male sounds kinda like Jotaro.
>> [_] Anon 1926389 HA For some reason Paul said "Fuck Jews" I didn't even type anything in I just clicked play
>> [_] Anon 1926399 >select english UK voice >type "meight" >says mate haaa!
>> [_] Anon 1926411 make the female japanese go soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi
>> [_] Anon 1926430 as a chinese and japanese student, i can say i'm pretty impressed.
>> [_] Anon 1926436 >># As a dog, I can say I don't give a fuck
>> [_] Anon 1926449 >># whoop dee fucking shit that and a buck 50 will get you a shitty cup of coffee.
>> [_] !!ZCOwRDNbwOQ 1926464 >English (UK) >Bridget >"You blocked me on FaceBook. Now, you're going to die!" conglaturantions you are now Knife Party
>> [_] Anon 1926465 >># As a dog, I can say I don't give a fuck instant hilarity in the voices
>> [_] Anon 1926466 If you try to make the male japanese voice speak english he sounds like the midget from twin peaks
>> [_] Anon 1926513 faggoret
>> [_] Anon 1926530 why can't i download this?
>> [_] Anon 1926535 >Bridget "Would you like to take a look at me diddies? Afta, we can pop over to me flat for a quick bugger." >made me smile
>> [_] Anon 1926540 >># https://mega.co.nz/#!xYwFhL7Q!X3UelVmPHs cGi9qvhve-qjB144lPydXtB2J65ZpyEO8, with love.
>> [_] Anon 1926545 When I download and open the .swf offline, there's no options for voices. Anybody else having this issue? What do?
>> [_] Anon 1926546 >Bridget >bananabananabanana >Ba-nay-nabanayna-banana lel
>> [_] Anon 1926547 saving your time muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda koraa, za warudo! Tokkyo tomare! Gurrae! Soshitte tokiwa mokidas!
>> [_] Anon 1926565 >># It's just an interface to an online speech sythesizer, so you you can't use it offline. Pretty useless.
>> [_] Anon 1926566 japanese female: "me so horny. me love you long time."
>> [_] Anon 1926567 >># FMJ took place in Best Korea, you capitalist pig.
>> [_] Anon 1926570 >># > koraa kurae ? >Tokkyo tomare Toki wo tomare >Gurrae Kurea >Soshitte tokiwa mokidas Soshite toki ga ugoki desu. you forgot "Roada rollera da"
>> [_] Anon 1926572 >># I don't care. I haven't even seen that movie. I just think the japanese voice sounds the best.
>> [_] Anon 1926574 "you're all stupid fucking niggers, you fuck fuck, fucking fucks. Fuck jews, and everybody that looks like you. This is the true representation of british women. UK represent, niggers. Fucking subhuman" lmfao
>> [_] Anon 1926577 Japanese Male: dan dan ruu!
>> [_] Correct text Anon 1926579 MUDA DA! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA !!! ZA WARUDO!!! TOKI WO TOMARE!!! KIAI!!! Soshite, toki ga ugokidasu. WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

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[_] Anon 1916017 John Madden Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1916026 Hello, suckysucky dik twenydolla?
>> [_] Anon 1916027 Misaki is my wifu
>> [_] Anon 1916028 >Japanese Female >"Ching chong ching chong watachinga whosating afuck you very much" >sides nuclear explosion
>> [_] Anon 1916031 She is saying "WHITE PIG GO HOME" so sexy
>> [_] Anon 1916037 >UK Bridget >"Fuck me harder! Fuck me! OH YES! THAT'S IT! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK YES! Harder! Oh my god! Keep going! Baby, it feels so good! >Slightly getting hard
>> [_] Anon 1916038 ですですですですですですですですですです
>> [_] Anon 1916040 >># I like "normal" English voice more.
>> [_] Anon 1916042 >># Sounds like she's faking it more in my honest opinion.
>> [_] Anon 1916043 >># mah dick
>> [_] Anon 1916048 >># >Misaki >"Impregnate my ass" >where art thou, sides?
>> [_] Anon 1916060 it can say evangelion
>> [_] Anon 1916063 MY ROLF COPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI!
>> [_] Anon 1916064 the ending theme of persona 3 was Korean who knew
>> [_] lolol Anononon 1916067 This is fuckking HILARIOUS !!! I love this shit! Thx op....
>> [_] Anon 1916071 >Where the hood, Where the hood, Where the hood at. Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at? Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at? You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
>> [_] Anon 1916112 OOOOEEEOOOEEE
>> [_] Anon 1916118 bridget :oy awl bash yee fookin ed' in swear on my mum m8 u wanna go bruv?
>> [_] Anon 1916119 >># Do this on Japanese voice. My sides.
>> [_] Anon 1916120 Muda da. Mudamudamudamudamudamuda-MUDA! ZA WARUDO! Toki wa tomare. ... Soshite, toki wa ugoki dasu. ROADA ROLLERA DA! WRYYYYYYY!
>> [_] Me_mysellf_and_i !CUQ7HCg2T6 1916135 ay bitch! wait til you see my dick Wait til you see my dick Ay bitch wait til you see my dick Imma beat dat pussy up Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick Wait you see my dick Ay bitch!wait til you see my oh Imma beat dat pussy up
>> [_] Anon 1916158 >># >Spanish >...You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that John Paul?
>> [_] Anon 1916162 bitebitebibbitebitebitbeitbeitebibibibir aalolike-Oioioioidkdkdkdyuyuyuyulalalalor oroirirfififdududfu fufejje-je-i-Kisama. For japanese misaki.
>> [_] Anon 1916181 >># >listening to julie saying this >she says soshite >my sides create a black hole
>> [_] Anon 1916183 >># Man, it just spells out the end. Lame
>> [_] Anon 1916190 Spanish :D >Southamerican spanish D:
>> [_] Anon 1916200 Violeta (Spanish) roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflr oflroflroflroflrofl roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflr oflroflrofl
>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus 1916205 It's not gay if it's on the moon.

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[_] [?] This thing is cool Anon 1680386 This thing is cool
>> [_] Anon 1680412 I can fap to this.
>> [_] Neo Speech Ryoku 1680443 This thing doesn't work once you've saved the link. How do you fix it so it does? That or where did you find this?

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[_] [?] durr Anon 1674533 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1674546 FAGGOT, I'm going to punch you in the fucking dick! Fucking with my shit? I'll mutalate not only you, but your mother fucking family! And no piece of shit asshole will get in my way, unless it's thor! __++__ Fun to make paul say that.
>> [_] Anon 1674563 Hoho, yes. The door to my save folder is wide open, my little friend. Please enter. I trust we shall have many good times together.
>> [_] GenericName !!YWJgcXEgM5Q 1674573 I'm having fun making the Spanish one say things I picked up from the busboys at my work. They're not very nice phrases.
>> [_] Anon 1674574 I cant wait to take the transcript of bible black and make the japanese woman say everything
>> [_] Anon 1674578 UK voice: Russian President Putin puts on kinky poodle parades. This is fun! Thanks OP!
>> [_] Anon 1674581 how much do you wanna bet that someone's going to make terrible terrible Lara Croft flashes with that UK chick's voice?
>> [_] Anon 1674583 shits cool bra
>> [_] Anon 1674585 Write somthing in english and make Japanese male (Show) read it. Am I kawaii now?
>> [_] Anon 1674588 I see you have to tweak nihongo voice alot...ka doesn't sound right without 3 A's in it. Still very nice.
>> [_] Anon 1674590 I had way more fun than I should have making the female Chinese and Japanese female voices say "I can't believe I'm being hit on by the famous Solid Snake."
>> [_] Anon 1674591 niggers
>> [_] Anon 1674592 make misaki say FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>> [_] Anon 1674637 Fuck these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.
>> [_] Anon 1674639 JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN
>> [_] Anon 1674650 JOEY BISHOP JOEY BISHOP JOEY BISHOP JOEY BISHOP JOEY BISHOP JOEY BISHOP JOEY BISHOP JOEY BISHOP JOEY BISHOP JOEY BISHOP JOEY BISHOP JOEY BISHOP JOEY BISHOP JOEY BISHOP
>> [_] Anon 1674651 お前はもう死んでいる
>> [_] Anon 1674653 ゆっくりしていってね!
>> [_] Anon 1674684 >># you are already dead :D
>> [_] Anon 1674688 >English >UK English Silly americans, thinking they created a language.
>> [_] Anon 1674690 >># it's more about accent than language spoken
>> [_] Anon 1674707 >># If anything it should say >English >American English
>> [_] Anon 1674709 Makes me sad to know that this flash won't work some day btw, since it depends on an outside server.
>> [_] Anon 1674710 >Japanese >I like rice, it taste great. Seriously, this thing sounds great. Very authentic.
>> [_] Anon 1674720 this is fantastic for telling the difference between chinese, japanese, and korean accents
>> [_] Anon 1674729 Can't we download all the voices ? It would be fun to use a few of them. I have downloaded the NeoSpeech software, but it doens't run the voice offline :(
>> [_] Anon 1674736 >># Even more fun wehn its japanese misaki.
>> [_] Anon 1674742 Is it just me or did some one ellse make the voices say nigger?
>> [_] Anon 1674748 Oh man, this shit would be badass for a text-to-speech use for a computer. The default one for Windows 7 sounds like a robot getting assfucked, I can barely understand it half the time.
>> [_] Anon 1674763 this is awesomesauce
>> [_] Anon 1674774 >The Polito form is dead, insect. Are you afraid? What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existence? When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence. It's a bit unnerving.
>> [_] Anon 1674778 Try this Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at? Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at? You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that
>> [_] Anon 1674782 WHY NO GERMAN?
>> [_] Anon 1674783 >># Because they know what 4chan would make it say.
>> [_] Anon 1674790 They dont sound like robots, FUCKING AMAAAAAZING! FUKKIN SAVED
>> [_] Anon 1674796 >># try pasting the japanese example text into chinese or vice versa the words are not the same
>> [_] Anon 1674798 Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuouiouiuoiuoioui ouiouioiouiouiouiouiouiouiuo (spanish voice) lol garanteed
>> [_] Anon 1674824 My UFO goes IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>> [_] Mugen7676 !z3WlfboQ5U 1674825 make her say dirty thing
>> [_] Anon 1674826 Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air