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[_] Anon 2479152
>> [_] Slow Typer 2479190 holy fuck my fingers can only type so fast... failed badly
>> [_] Anon 2479196 god damn that cold blonde bitch just kills your dumbass

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[_] Anon 2151348
>> [_] Anon 2151352 Jesus Christ, just buckle your fucking seatbelt already.
>> [_] Anon 2151390 I got to the last part on nightmare mode. [spoiler]the last letter of the (apparently) last sentence is a question mark(?) however if you try to input a question mark the game changes volume instead and doesn't register the question mark. This makes the game unbeatable unless there's some weird trick to it, but I can't be arsed to figure it out. Pretty clever to be honest. 30 minutes well spent no regrets.
>> [_] Anon 2151393 >># Hmmm I didn't have that problem, there is in fact an ending. Wish I had advice for you.
>> [_] Cain !!GBvgNM4tK9g 2151425 Each screen of nightmare takes over ten tries for me. Not too fast at typing.
>> [_] Anon 2151433 not challenging enough, but fun
>> [_] Anon 2151440 >># i take that back fuck nightmare mode

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[_] For Fast Fingers only Anon 1696288 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1696322 i cant do nightmare mode :(
>> [_] CharChar !oDM/YVJ0P2 1696414 >># same D:
>> [_] Anon 1696497 what nightmare mode ?
>> [_] Anon 1696498 Nightmare mode. My God.

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[_] [G] Anon 1675796 press x to not die Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1675810 Oh man fuck you nightmare mode.
>> [_] Anon 1675813 oh fuck that last bit is it even possible to beat
>> [_] Anon 1675814 inflate your life jacket upon exiting the plane
>> [_] Anon 1675817 the bonus levels are pretty tough
>> [_] Anon 1675818 Oh fuck, it's Mavis Bacon all over again. With more dying and fat people.
>> [_] Anon 1675819 Finally beat hard mode, my arms cramping up though
>> [_] Anon 1675820 FUCKING HUNT AND PECK TYPING STYLE
>> [_] Anon 1675822 USE YOUR SUPERIOR LEVERAGE TO PUSH OUT THE OBESE MAN
>> [_] Anon 1675831 poor kid
>> [_] Anon 1675833 that bitch at the door murdered me
>> [_] Anon 1675835 >># YOU WERE GOING TOO SLOW NIGGA, COME ON STEP IT UP
>> [_] Anon 1675836 I like how all the messages in Nightmare mode aren't instructions any more, it's a person's actual thought process.
>> [_] Anon 1675840 FUCK FUCK FUCK If you mess up the inflate life jacket part, you have to clear the next one before you get another shot.
>> [_] Anon 1675841 >># yup, annoying
>> [_] Anon 1675844 >># If by a person's though process you mean an emo kid, then yes.
>> [_] Anon 1675846 GOTTA GO FAST
>> [_] Anon 1675847 a lot of people die in this game
>> [_] Anon 1675849 >># Death by airlock failure. Death by brain parasite. Death by sonic diarrhea. Death by [spoiler] FUCKING FOLDING CHAIR OUT OF NOWHERE ON A DESERTED ISLAND FUCK YOU. [/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 1675850 what happens if you save the kid?
>> [_] Anon 1675852 GAME OVER But only because you totally whipped its ass. Thanks for playing! Sure are a lot of godawful typists in this thread; for spending all damn day on the internet doing it constantly, you people sure are bad at it. If Nightmare caused you to break a sweat, you're terrible. You should have at LEAST two seconds to spare on all of those, usually three or four.
>> [_] Anon 1675860 >># There's typing fast, there's typing accurately, and then there's typing fast and flawlessly. You need to break 50 WPM to beat nightmare with no errors. And fuck that last part on the deserted island. It's obviously beatable, but there's no way I'm playing through the whole game again for another shot.
>> [_] Anon 1675861 what happens when your grab the extra item on the plane?
>> [_] Anon 1675862 >># You die. You're supposed to fuck it up on purpose.
>> [_] Anon 1675863 >># your too slow!
>> [_] Anon 1675864 >># It's not... the time goes down a lot faster than ten seconds even though that's what it says
>> [_] Anon 1675865 >># It actually goes by how much you've typed. After every 2 words or so, it takes a second off. So you'll always die at the same spot.
>> [_] Anon 1675869 beated hard mode easily and i cant even typewrite accurately but nightmare mode is just too much without dem five finger skills
>> [_] Anon 1675881 Oh fuck. How could I screw up crossing my arms?!
>> [_] Anon 1675898 if you're having trouble, use an autotyper or something
>> [_] Anon 1675904 Too hard for such an incompetent typing faggot as me
>> [_] Anon 1675905 fuck nightmare, that shits impossible
>> [_] Anon 1675908 My problem with this game isn't the difficulty it's the fucking ten second delay every time you screwup. Fuck you, I'm not waiting for the fucking thing to load.
>> [_] Anon 1675931 >can maintain 140 wpm without error for whilst typing short sentences. This was easy sausage
>> [_] Anon 1675935 >># >without error for whilst
>> [_] Anon 1675937 >for whilst typing short sentences. what?
>> [_] Anon 1675941 Death by lawnchair :( Anyone actually beat the last stage? Is it even possible? And what happens if you save the kid/get your carry-on?
>> [_] Anon 1675945 >># if you get the carry on, you die dunno about the kid though
>> [_] Anon 1675947 >># i can answer your last question nothing happens if you don't/do save the kid if you let him die it says "poor kid" then moves on as if it didn't matter (cause it doesn't) and if you get the carry on you die by another carryon falling on your head
>> [_] Anon 1675949 here's what happens when you win http://imgur.com/a/2h9xU#0
>> [_] Anon 1675952 >># >look at the pictures >see your time how the fuck? oh thanks for the ending, i was really curious
>> [_] Anon 1676002 I'm laughing too hard which makes me screw up my typing which makes me laugh more and screw up my typing even more. Fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1676005 >># Probably speedhack.
>> [_] Anon 1676013 shit man why can't I just hit backspace after a typo
>> [_] Anon 1676016 >inflate life jacket >typo and fuck it up >game continues anyway >obviously screwed, so fuck up the slide on purpose >dead, retry >slide again >do it successfully >die >back to life jacket >typo FUCK