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[_] Anon 1953503
>> [_] Anon 1953611 "I'm Junior Assistant Resear- I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP" Lost my shit.
>> [_] Anon 1953615 he sounds like Wheatley from portal 2
>> [_] Anon 1953620 >Man getting shot because he insulted her mother Haha, out of character so much.

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[_] Anon 1925147
>> [_] Anon 1925217 This guy is so British I just shat the Queen.

File: SCP Foundation - D-Class Orientation.swf-(6.48 MB, Other)
[_] Just cause Anon 1881674 I think they're interesting Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1881717 Most people don't know what SCP is, especially outside of /x/ http://www.scp-wiki.net/
>> [_] Anon 1881744 >># Really, I thought everyone knew about the SCP Foundation by now.
>> [_] Anon 1881863 >># >># Never heard of it, but this flash is way too boring and that link is tl;dr

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[_] [DATA EXPUNGED] Anon 1874923
>> [_] Anon 1874934 Iz this the new zeitgiest?
>> [_] Anon 1874941 lol
>> [_] Anon 1874968 >># no......... your a fucking dumbass..... -_- use google or youtube and find out for yourself.
>> [_] Anon 1874982 lol
>> [_] Anon 1874986 >># get out
>> [_] Anon 1874989 >>#

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[_] Anon 1858704 [DATA EXPUNGED] Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1858790 Do they ever explain what exactly each different class of personnel is?
>> [_] Anon 1858801 >># http://www.scp-wiki.net/security-clearan ce-levels
>> [_] Anon 1858811 >># You don't wanna be D
>> [_] Anon 1858820 Wheatley?
>> [_] Anon 1858821 this spam shit again?
>> [_] Anon 1858823 well now we know what happened to the banned everything zeitgeist kid
>> [_] Anon 1858827 >># It did sound like him
>> [_] Anon 1858828 I wish people would post more SCP stuff, it belongs on /x/ but if it's creative, why not throw it up on here too
>> [_] Anon 1858837 take this ooga booga shit to /x/ and go hide under your bed
>> [_] Anon 1858839 >># its comedy, not political BS.
>> [_] Anon 1858852 >># I lol'd heartily. Though this isn't even scary in the least.
>> [_] Anon 1858916 Fuck off with this cancerous shit.
>> [_] Anon 1858965 Why is Wheatley doing the orientation on either coke or Jager?

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[_] Anon 1853130
>> [_] Anon 1853162 <3 OP
>> [_] Anon 1853290 wtf is this shit

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[_] Anon 1847140

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[_] [DATA EXPUNGED] Anon 1841328 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1841340 I've kinda wanted to do Dr. Clef's orientation...
>> [_] Anon 1841343 I love the whole project ^_^ I just wish some of the newer writers had better taste rather than trying to make an overly strained attempt "classified" and "dangerous" SCPs. Also anyone who doesn't [DATA EXPUNGED] their names are doing it wrong.
>> [_] Anon 1841345 >># >># TheVolgun on youtube does a lot of SCP voiceovers. http://www.youtube.com/user/TheVolgun
>> [_] Anon 1841415 "MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!"
>> [_] Anon 1841424 The fuck did I just listen to?
>> [_] Anon 1841436 >># The whole audience will be dead in a month.
>> [_] Anon 1841440 >># Good stuff.
>> [_] Anon 1841442 >># Yeah. Anyone that survives for the full month is executed anyway, barring the unique cases where they actually find a genuinely useful D-class.
>> [_] Anon 1841452 >># Like... The genderbent D-class?
>> [_] [DATA EXPUNGED] 1841547 >># Stop giving away classified information.
>> [_] STOP POSTING THIS SHIT 1841580 >># [FAGGOT EXPUNGED]
>> [_] test 1841592 >Anyone that survives for the full month is executed anyway Source? I never read that, and I read though half the fucking wiki
>> [_] Anon 1841609 Awesome.

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[_] Anon 1789639 [DATA EXPUNGED] Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1789662 This is great.
>> [_] enig !!/XU8FUhYvg6 1789672 Great, now I'm thinking of Wheatley addressing City 17 citizens about experiments at Aperture.
>> [_] Anon 1789698 I like to think this is where processed meat comes from.
>> [_] Anon 1789773 I like it.
>> [_] Anon 1789777 Your IPs have been logged. We will be monitoring you until further notice. ~SCP Foundation.
>> [_] Anon 1789780 >># enjoy all the porn then
>> [_] Anon 1789811 >># Jesus Christ, it's like a copy of SCP-1004.

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[_] Anon 1778059 [DATA EXPUNGED]
>> [_] Anon 1778076 As much as i like these kind of things, this kinda sucks. The effort is great though.
>> [_] Anon 1778082 What is this? A radioshow?
>> [_] Anon 1778084 >"No it's fine, I'll just send the janitor around later. "
>> [_] Anon 1778116 I █████ so hard I [REDACTED]
>> [_] Anon 1778153 Dr. ███████ sounds very much like a ██████ from █████████ industries, he's serious yet entertaining, not to mention that [DATA EXPUNGED]
>> [_] Anon 1778167 Sadly Class C personnel Carl ██████ also known as "The janitor" has been terminated after the discovery of testing SCP-166 without jurisdiction
>> [_] Anon 1778198 I rather like it
>> [_] Anon 1778263 what is scp
>> [_] Anon 1778287 http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/d-class-orie ntation
>> [_] Anon 1778288 >get released i lol'd

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[_] Anon 1746835 [DATA EXPUNGED] Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1746935 Wut?
>> [_] Anon 1746945 You wouldn't happen to have the SPC orientation would you? That shit cracks me up every time.
>> [_] Anon 1746989 What the fuck is SCP
>> [_] Anon 1746995 >># Secure. Contain. Protect.

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[_] [Data Expunged]Anonymous07/06/12(Fri)18:47No.1 714515 [Data Expunged] Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous07/06/12(Fri)21:28No.1714587 http://www.scp-wiki.net/d-class-orientat ion
>> [_] Anonymous07/06/12(Fri)23:55No.1714661 I have no idea what this is or who posted it... But it's FUCKING AWESOME!!! But what exactly is SCP? What is it really (Real world)?
>> [_] Anonymous07/07/12(Sat)00:13No.1714673 >># The SCP Foundation's (Secure Contain and Protect) website can be found at this link: http://www.scp-wiki.net/ Basically, this site is a collection of fictional works that its members contribute that deal with the "paranormal" or even just plain strange findings. They range all the way from a television working without a broadcasting station, to deadly creatures that have never been encountered. To sum it up in a simple sense, it's all fake information, but definitely entertaining to read all the files that the members have written. They're all well done, and highly believable, despite the strangeness that it details. There are upwards to 1000+ different files written on these findings, and even to the lengths of detailed experiments with the findings. The SCP Foundation is kind of like the Men in Black, if you will. Except they deal with much more than just aliens.
>> [_] Anonymous07/07/12(Sat)00:40No.1714690 theres a game based off of some of the stories as well http://scpcb.wordpress.com/
>> [_] Anonymous07/07/12(Sat)00:43No.1714694 Seems like a bunch of warehouse 13 stories. Neat.

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[_] Anonymous06/29/12(Fri)00:31No.1709335 [DATA EXPUNGED] Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous06/29/12(Fri)00:50No.1709348 Don't bother watching, its just boring shit.
>> [_] Anonymous06/29/12(Fri)01:29No.1709376 i hate that accent.
>> [_] Anonymous06/29/12(Fri)02:13No.1709418 dont listen to the first two comments this is pretty cool if you actually know what the scp foundation is
>> [_] Anonymous06/29/12(Fri)02:33No.1709432 excellent
>> [_] Anonymous06/29/12(Fri)02:36No.1709434 >># ikr. This shit is so interesting though
>> [_] Anonymous06/29/12(Fri)02:37No.1709436 Saved. Good to know people are still taking the "Nothing is canon" to heart, and making up whatever the fuck they want to fit their universe. Because of what SCP is, it becomes that much more interesting.
>> [_] Anonymous06/29/12(Fri)04:31No.1709492 TBH this makes good sense. With all the convicts in the foundation at level 1 clearance, this method is reasonable. Also: >Not dangerous >SCP 682 >SCP 173 >SCP 1000 >You get the point
>> [_] Anonymous06/29/12(Fri)04:37No.1709494 >># The SCP Foundation tries not to throw D-class at the Keters for no good reason. If you die, it was either for progress (learning the dangers of an SCP) or because you didn't follow orders (mishandled a safer SCP).
>> [_] Anonymous06/29/12(Fri)06:45No.1709519 Is this Wheatley?
>> [_] Anonymous06/29/12(Fri)06:56No.1709528 I never fully understood the SCP foundation. Can someone properly explain it to me?
>> [_] Joe06/29/12(Fri)07:01No.1709529 Odd things, that make you think...
>> [_] Anonymous06/29/12(Fri)07:09No.1709533 It's an agency that Secures, Contains, and Protects extremely dangerous and unpredictable items. I heard about it in /x/ and didn't sleep well that night. Check out the wiki at http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-object-class es and jump into the wiki at http://www.scp-wiki.net/top-rated-pages
>> [_] Anonymous06/29/12(Fri)08:45No.1709553 I love reading the scp stuff but theres so many i can't sit here forever
>> [_] Anonymous06/29/12(Fri)10:29No.1709587 Pretty sure D-class are fed to the Factory after they're done with their term anyway. olol
>> [_] Anonymous06/29/12(Fri)11:03No.1709604 >># The Factory is not entirely confirmed as existing, assuming you're talking about SCP-001. That was one of several proposals and all the proposals are meant to be possibilities with only one being the actual SCP-001, the rest decoys. Only O-5 personnel know which is the real SCP-001.
>> [_] Anonymous06/29/12(Fri)11:16No.1709610 >># >># Yeah but they're all executed at the end of their month term aren't they? Why not throw them all at the grinder in the hopes of learning something useful?
>> [_] Anonymous06/29/12(Fri)11:20No.1709614 >># Yes, they're executed after a month but in general killing them through the use of a SCP can be dangerous as Keter and Euclid class SCP's might, in some way, garner unpredictable behavior in the wake of an unprecedented amount of victims. Fact is they'd rather not let the dangerous ones have a chance at being more dangerous, even if it is basically as a form of waste disposal.

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[_] [L] Anon 1690530 [DATA EXPUNGED] Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1690544 Ruined by >my mother is a saint
>> [_] Anon 1690551 >># Not really. Think about it. D-class is recruited from death row inmates. He might have promoted up, implying mental instability.
>> [_] Anon 1690639 OP, where did you find this?..
>> [_] Anon 1690664 >># Google SCP 1st link Profit Are you fucking retarded or something.
>> [_] Anon 1690666 I think it's cool they got this voice actor
>> [_] Anon 1690669 isn't this wheatley's voice actor? :D
>> [_] Anon 1690671 >># I find your attempt to infer that all British people sound alike funny, but I can't avoid shutting down a troll.
>> [_] Anon 1690707 >># Are you fucking retarded? At the end of their 1 month internship they're executed. He is probably Level 2 or Level 3. Certainly not an O5-X or Level 4 or higher. They have way more important shit to do. He could arguably be a Level 1 if his job duties were specifically orienting new Class D personell
>> [_] Arlian !!9JJYWw9kHw0 1690724 Stop posting this shit flash. I love SCP foundation, but this is just awful. Make a better flash with some SCP's in it, or don't post anything at all.
>> [_] Anon 1690797 >># this is how i found out about it all love it

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[_] [?] Anon 1687762
>> [_] Anon 1687769 Pretty bad voice acting. Lacks emotion really bad.
>> [_] Anon 1687772 Being class D has got to suck... unless you are one of the few lucky one that tests a "safe" scp that gives you super powers or something... Don't they just terminate the class D every month or is that their version of "freedom".
>> [_] Anon 1687774 >># Most of the SCP audio tracks do. Still fun to listen to.
>> [_] Anon 1687794 remind me again what SCP stands for?
>> [_] Sketchy 1687806 >># secure contain protect
>> [_] Anon 1687809 >># Semen Cum Penis
>> [_] Anon 1687899 I dont know if any of you have seen this yet. http://scpcb.wordpress.com/
>> [_] Anon 1687924 The narrator sounds like Wheatley.
>> [_] Anon 1687926 >># i thought this was a portal thing the whole time
>> [_] Anon 1687952 >># >Don't they just terminate the class D every month or is that their version of "freedom". No, if you're a good little D-class and don't disobey and get the results they need and don't ask too many questions and aren't assigned to anything memetically dangerous, you just get a mindwipe and released. Otherwise you get a bullet, yes.
>> [_] Anon 1687955 Well, that was neat. Wouldnt save/listen again though

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[_] [L] Anon 1684477 [DATA EXPUNGED]
>> [_] Anon 1684505 This is so awesome. I love SCP Foundation. Is there more of this, he sounds like the the Geico lizard
>> [_] Anon 1684511 >># i enjoy this completely except the "my mother was a saint" it was a little cliche but yeah... its still interesting there is a website
>> [_] Anon 1684516 cringe worthy
>> [_] Anon 1684520 Figures SCP would put Wheatley in charge of the smelly humans again.
>> [_] Anon 1684541 Horrible fucking acting, 1/10 wouldn't bang
>> [_] Anon 1684563 >># I caught it too, but I think it actually fits in a weird sort of way.

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[_] [L] Anon 1681425 [DATA EXPUNGED] Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1681433 Neato
>> [_] Anon 1681436 Narration is bland and unbelievable. And not in a 'man this guy is is being dishonest' kind of way. More a 'this guy narrating fucking sucks at voice acting and needs to take some actual acting classes to learn how to emotion because god damn my 5 year old sister could do better' kind of way. Baaaad.
>> [_] Anon 1681437 dear god this acting is awful
>> [_] Anon 1681438 please get your 5 year old sister to record a version of this, it'd be AWESOME
>> [_] Anon 1681506 wheatly?
>> [_] Anon 1681537 The acting suits the subject matter. Dodgy morally bankrupt 'research' facility, using the dregs of society for expendable staff on dangerous tasks? Yeah, the orientation staff aren't going to be a whole lot better. If you're going to criticise the voice acting, start with the actual D's, and not the speaker. Except the russian, he was amusing.
>> [_] Anon 1681610 >Not starting with the VA You're fucking stupid. He doesn't emote well and that's that.
>> [_] Anon 1681638 guess they tried to go with a little Wheatly thing here. doesn't really work
>> [_] Anon 1681639 It isn't wheatley, but it's from a guy who sounds fucking exactly like him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla yer_embedded&v=Hjel5lyyE10

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[_] [L] Anon 1679004
>> [_] Anon 1679008 I want to fuck around with bombs!
>> [_] Anon 1679014 >># http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ You probably wouldn't want to fuck around with these bombs.
>> [_] Anon 1679015 Yep, SCP foundation; furthering the cause of Science and research into the unknown, and cleaning up the dregs of society all at once!
>> [_] Anon 1679134 I want phone in middle of nowhere. That 1 looks like fun. If it does go bad, I'd rather just hear something I don't want to than what the others are like- er, I mean might do to you.