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>> Power 25172 Mario sex parody Mario sex parody [IMG] mario3.swf (2.68 MiB) 650x450, Uncompressed. 7 frames, 12 fps (00:01). Ver8, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: [find in archive]
>> Anon 25378 Give me a break... This is complete shit.
>> Anon 25379 Really? Again? >># What did you expect? It's russian quality, aka the worst of the worst.
>> Anon 25382 >># This really shitty even for russian swf. Just google "Akabur"
>> Anon 25474 I don't speak russian.

/ > /fap/ > Thread 7070 Age: 52.2d Health: 0% Posters: 8 Posts: 11 Replies: 9 Files: 1+2
>> super fucked up bros. 19779 [G] mario3 right click n play after game over [ANI] [GAME] [G] [IMG] mario3.swf (2.68 MiB) 650x450, Uncompressed. 7 frames, 12 fps (00:01). Ver8, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: [find in archive]
>> Anon 19817 what is this fucking trash
>> Anon 19821 The game is god awful, but the prize is surprisingly ok. As op said, just lose then right click play.
>> Anon 19834 The prize is only "okay" because it's partially ripped from Zone's Peach animation.
>> Anon 19837 how do i play
>> Anon 19841 you can also use the seek bar just to skip to the end.
>> Anon 19854 What the fuck
>> Anon 19862 >># That would explain a lot actually. >># The only way to win is not to play. The mechanics are complete garbage.
>> Anon 19904 >># Actually you can beat it normally, the palm trees are able to be jumped on and there are hidden platforms in the area with three palm trees
>> Anon 19929 why mario got a fucked up dick
>> Anon 20174 "find in archive" to use the seek bar

File: mario3.swf-(2.67 MB, Hentai)
[_] Anon 1836201 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1836228 Never understood the game, but I took the time this time finally to get to the end. Sadly when I got there the bitch wouldn't talk to me. By then I gave up. Do all yourselves a favor. Kill yourself (I mean kill Mario) and when you get to the game over screen, right click and hit play if you want the ending.
>> [_] Anon 1836229 >># The game requires you to collect all the coins to fuck her.
>> [_] Anon 1836248 >># Think I missed one when I finally got to the end. Wasn't going to damn myself to get the last one to run back to her.
>> [_] Anon 1836279 right click press forward like 5 times HUEUHEHUEUHEHEUHE
>> [_] Anon 1836313 >># The reason I didn't say that was because of the level items still all over the screen if you do that.
>> [_] Anon 1836360 It's disturbingly gay The dude's dick is the most detailed object in the entire flash....

File: mario3.swf-(2.67 MB, Hentai)
[_] Anon 1784593 Platforms are hidden above the screen as well as some are invisible.
>> [_] Anon 1784596 Playing generic mario game, sudden goomba rape what even.
>> [_] Anon 1784599 got to peach, what now?
>> [_] Anon 1784601 >># fuck
>> [_] Anon 1784620 >># You need all 5 mushrooms. Ending is shit though.
>> [_] Anon 1784623 This game is a lot like Mario is Missing. Except it's shitty, poorly made and fucking awful. Please never post this shit stain on /f/ again.
>> [_] Anon 1784625 It's not that bad her but the artwork isn't original. Her head is used in one of Zone's works, the second sex scene I'm pretty sure was already used as a zone hack by someone else.
>> [_] Anon 1784639 >># Can someone post Mario is Missing again? (I don't care if hacked or not) swfchan is down again
>> [_] Anon 1784641 >># But mario is Missing is shity, poorly made, and fucking awful.
>> [_] Anon 1784665 Missing instructions because I don't speak your pathetic loser country's language.
>> [_] Anon 1784717 To skip the whole game and get right to the shitty sex scene press forward twice
>> [_] Anon 1784718 >># >But mario is Missing is shity, poorly made, and fucking awful. I think you're looking at this flash instead of MiM, pal.
>> [_] Anon 1784739 >># They are both terrible.
>> [_] Anon 1784753 why is russia shit at everything they do?
>> [_] Anon 1784780 >># They pretty much saved the world from the Nazis in WW2. Please don't even try to argue that it was the Americans who did that, i have studied all the relevant information.
>> [_] Anon 1784784 >># Not many people here cares about what happened decades ago when it was relevant but sure, whatever.
>> [_] Anon 1784856 >># The fact that it was a 2 front war for Germany was what saved us from the third reich. The Russian advantage was that they had enough shitty troops to drown the Germans in a wave of shit. So yeah, Russian quality is quantity only.

File: mario3.swf-(2.67 MB, Game)
[_] adult pastila 1721846
>> [_] Anon 1721851 The best games are the ones with inconsistent rules.
>> [_] Anon 1721852 Is this one of those rusky bootlegs I heard about?
>> [_] Walkthrough 1721857 General tips: the coins are pointless. Don't try to stomp goombas (you can't). It helps if you resize the screen so you can see above the top margin. To make most of the jumps you have to wait until you're walking on air before jumping. Walkthrough: Go right until you're to the upside-down Tetris T and jump up on the coconuts. Cross the clouds to the left to get the mushroom. Don't try to land on the palm trees because they're non-solid. Now go right until you come to two steps, jump up on the palm, then to the Tetrad cloud, then up and left to a line of clouds above the screen margin and to the mushroom. Go back to the Tetrad cloud, up and right to more above-margin clouds, drop down on the palm, and jump over to the mushroom. Go right over the brick structure. If you want you can get the 1-up mushroom by going through the right non-solid wall.
>> [_] Walkthrough (continued) 1721858 Jump up the vertical line of clouds, across the line of 3 clouds, then drop straight down to an invisible block to get the mushroom. Get back up and go right until you're on the first palm. Jump straight up to two invisible blocks, cross the clouds right, get the last mushroom, and go right to the castle. You win if you have all five mushrooms.
>> [_] Anon 1721871 >># >># You can also right click => advance to skip to the mediocre porn
>> [_] Anon 1721872 >># Alternatively, you can just ignore any flash that comes from Pastila-Club and search for something better. It'll take the same amount of time that completing this would, and you probably won't end up disappointed.

File: mario3.swf-(2.67 MB, Game)
[_] adultAnonymous07/06/12(Fri)16:44No.17144 23 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous07/06/12(Fri)17:03No.1714437 This shit's broken as fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous07/06/12(Fri)17:16No.1714447 What the FUCK?
>> [_] Anonymous07/06/12(Fri)17:28No.1714458 >right click >"play" twice >oh my god what the fuck is going on WHY
>> [_] Anonymous07/06/12(Fri)17:48No.1714473 I DONT SPEAK RUSSIAN.
>> [_] Anonymous07/06/12(Fri)17:55No.1714476 So is it even possible to get past the first relatively tall wall?
>> [_] Anonymous07/06/12(Fri)18:06No.1714488 Just right-click and click play a few times times and you'll jump to the ending(s). And your browser will hate you, if what happened to me is any indication.
>> [_] Anonymous07/06/12(Fri)18:14No.1714495 >># Yes, there are cloud block higher than you can see them. You can also jump on some of the palm trees. I feel like AVGN for playing through this piece of crap.
>> [_] Anonymous07/06/12(Fri)19:27No.1714537 ok I'm standing next to peach. WTF now?!
>> [_] Anonymous07/06/12(Fri)19:29No.1714539 You know, there is a Chinese bootleg thread going on in /v/ right now.
>> [_] Anonymous07/06/12(Fri)20:01No.1714547 >># You need to collect all 5 of the red mushrooms. If you don't I'm guessing she just tells you "you don't have all the mushrooms, fatass"
>> [_] Anonymous07/06/12(Fri)20:03No.1714549 >># Also, holy fuck, foreskins do not work that way!
>> [_] Anonymous07/06/12(Fri)21:50No.1714595 dat music