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[_] Stupid $600 amazon phone. Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)17:54 No.2431316
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 06/26/14(Thu)17:57 No.2431320
>guys, I just invented some software that responds to your phone's acceleration
>it's uselless!
>not if we have our best marketers create a video of it.
>I'm always getting lost. That's why I need maps!
>maps
>new
>forced perspective
wtf m8
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)17:58 No.2431321
That is indeed terrible
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)17:58 No.2431324
Samefag your own post harder, dork.
This is innovative technology.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)17:59 No.2431326
we useless now without phone
Happy 2014 everyone!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:00 No.2431329
this flip your phone to do stuff is fucking annoying because sometimes you accidentally do stuff
that you don't want. Like when your pass the phone to someone else to show him something it
suddenly does things, and there is nothing to see for the guy you want to show stuff
TL;DR
Who ever came up with the idea that flipping to control you phone is handy should be burned at
the stake.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:01 No.2431331
I think it'll catch on. As soon as the price for this tech drops it'll be in every phone for the
simple reason that you don't need silly 3D glasses for it.
I'm expecting Nintendo to do this for their next handheld.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:02 No.2431333
>>2431331
Hopefully.
The current, "3D" feature of the 3DS just makes my eyes hurt.
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 06/26/14(Thu)18:02 No.2431336
>>2431331
It already is in most phones. Fuck, my old android 2.3.4 has it in it's gallery.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:02 No.2431337
This phone has 6 fucking cameras what the fuck
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:05 No.2431341
> As soon as the price for this tech drops
dude are you fucking retarded?
It's just software. The sensors for this stuff is already present in most phones. So it's just
the software part. This is no new technology.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:05 No.2431342
>>2431316
>NOT apple
watson, it's shit
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:05 No.2431345
>>2431337
The better to observe you with :D
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 06/26/14(Thu)18:10 No.2431354
>Firefly is awesome!
Google goggles m8.
I'll just say one thing. If they made an OS that works entirely based on dynamic augmented
reality, that would be nice.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:10 No.2431356
I want a phone where the rear surface is covered entirely in a grid of cameras.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:12 No.2431358
I'm a CSM at Amazon and I've held one of these phones before. It's pretty cool. Ask me anything
you like
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:12 No.2431359
WTF is wrong with the world?
>Hurr Durr I need a phone to do every little shit, because I am too stoopid!
I hate Smartphones! They are one of the reasons that people are getting less intelligent over
time...
>Why should I remember that shit?! I can google every shit with my phone!
>Where the fuck am I? Well, just ask my fucking phone!
>You want to have a conversation with me?! Fuck that! Better check my fucking phone!
>Allofmyrage.webm
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:15 No.2431365
>>2431358
Have you tried looking at it with someone next to you?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:16 No.2431369
>>2431365
Yes, my boss was there as well since we were basically sent some device to tinker around with
them before the launch. It's not like 3DS tech where anyone to your side can't see shit, the
person who is not directly next to the phone can see the 3D effect, just from their perspective.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:17 No.2431371
>>2431369
>directly in front
typo there
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:19 No.2431375
>>2431359
I hardly ever touch my cell phone, but I don't see anything wrong with people "outsourcing their
memory", so to speak, to their smart phones.
Get with the times, gramps.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:23 No.2431380
shit is old as fuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3-eiid-Uw
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:23 No.2431381
It's nice and all, but is it innovative?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:25 No.2431384
>>2431380
Well, yeah, but now it's in your phone with the magic of firefly :^)
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:26 No.2431386
>>2431331
>this tech
It's nothing new
A high-schooler could have made that acceleration detection thing and yelp review map.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:27 No.2431387
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBQQEcfkHoE
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:29 No.2431391
>>2431375
I have a smartphone myself, but I hardly use it...
There are no games, no social media apps or any other shit, that I can do better with my PC on my
phone.
But most of my friends... Some of them are indead a couple of years younger than me, and they
spend way too much time with their phones... I don't really care! Put put it away if you got
company for fucks sake!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:33 No.2431395
>>2431391
I thought millennials already had their own etiquette for stuff like this.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:33 No.2431397
>>2431391
>>2431395
I guess times are changing, friends.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:40 No.2431404
I wouldn't pay extra for a feautre like this, but it sure looks nice.
I remember back a few years ago some dude did the same on a hacked wii
>> [_] Sage01 06/26/14(Thu)18:44 No.2431414
>>2431316
I fucking hate normalfags and the shit commercials geared towards them.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:45 No.2431417
>>2431342
This is bait.
>> [_] YourKing 06/26/14(Thu)18:46 No.2431421
My my, this is great technology, we should distribute this software. But to make it better to
find out if our customers support LGBT rights and freedom but at the same time aren't faggots
themselves, lets make this have more cameras to eavesdrop, they don't look at our acceptable use
policy, we can get away with it!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:47 No.2431422
>>2431414
I agree, normal people are the worst.
How dare they!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:48 No.2431423
>>2431422
Indeed.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:50 No.2431431
>>2431422
They really are
>lynch a pediatrician
>just because it sounds like pedophile to them
Fucking normiegays.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:51 No.2431432
>>2431358
Are you >>2431324? Do you shill for your company as a job or just as a hobby on your free time?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:51 No.2431434
>>2431431
Come on man. No one can be THAT stupid right?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:53 No.2431437
>>2431359
>WTF capitalized
>exclamation points
>filename.fileextension
fuck off normalfag/underage
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:54 No.2431440
>>2431431
I know exactly what you mean,
my cousin, a dirty normalfag himself, lynched three pediatricians just last week.
Too bad he's family so I can't tell him just HOW disgusting he really is
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:54 No.2431441
>>2431358
Knowing that a CSM is would be nice, for starters.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:55 No.2431442
>>2431434
>normiegays
>not fucking stupid
http://www.salon.com/2000/09/26/vigilante/
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:55 No.2431443
>>2431441
I think a CSM is a Customer Service Manager.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)18:58 No.2431446
>>2431442
>this is what britbongs actually believe
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)19:03 No.2431452
I know your pain, bros.
My normalfag family shames me everyday for being a pedophile and makes me wear a used diaper as
punishment for being unorthodox.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)19:12 No.2431463
This seems like a neat thing, but in the end it is just another stupid gimmick that gets boring
after 5 minutes.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)19:12 No.2431464
>>2431452
You think that's bad?
My freaking normalfag mother always makes me eat her disgusting hand cooked food.
Even though she knows I ONLY EAT FUCKING TOP RAMEN!!!
I bet she tries to turn me into one of them.
But NEVER..... NEEEEEVERRRRR
Brb, gotta go eat dinner with my waifu.
She gets impatient really easy. Don't tell her, but I'm thinking about a divorcu.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/26/14(Thu)19:58 No.2431503
>>2431359
Phones are the first step into the singularity
Rely on phones to remember -> rely on hardware built into body to remember -> rely on internet to
remember -> all memories are stored on internet
we're outsourcing parts of the brain so eventually we can directly hook up to those superior
parts to our fleshy inferior hardware
