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[_] The 22 year old virgin Anonymous 06/10/14(Tue)18:35 No.2412356
Have you tipped your fedora today, /f/?
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>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/14(Tue)18:44 No.2412360
"fter day 600, the social breakdown continued and the population declined toward extinction.
During this period females ceased to reproduce. Their male counterparts withdrew completely,
never engaging in courtship or fighting. They ate, drank, slept, and groomed themselves – all
solitary pursuits. Sleek, healthy coats and an absence of scars characterized these males. They
were dubbed “the beautiful ones”.
The conclusions drawn from this experiment were that when all available space is taken and all
social roles filled, competition and the stresses experienced by the individuals will result in a
total breakdown in complex social behaviors, ultimately resulting in the demise of the
population."
-Master Chief, Umbrella Corporation.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/14(Tue)18:52 No.2412364
10/10
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/14(Tue)20:04 No.2412428
>>2412356
I saw a virgin at the store today. Everyone was visibly uncomfortable, and personally I was
afraid he might have had a gun on him. Thankfully a concerned citizen called the cops before
anyone could be hurt. Why don't we just lock them up when they're just a menace to society?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/14(Tue)20:43 No.2412455
10/10
>> [_] Anonymous 06/10/14(Tue)21:26 No.2412491
>>2412356
THIS SHIT IS FUCKING GOLD
