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This is resource WXLRL2V, an Archived Thread.
Discovered:25/6 -2014 20:14:03

Ended:26/6 -2014 00:21:06

Checked:26/6 -2014 00:26:57

Original location: http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2429525
Recognized format: Yes, thread post count is 53.
Discovered flash files: 1





File: benelli shotgun.swf-(7.95 MB, 450x360, Porn)
[_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)13:13 No.2429525

Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)13:18 No.2429534

  these kind of thing need to be banned
  he probably imagines each of those clay targets as the heads of school children

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)13:21 No.2429542

  >>2429534
  No, he imagines they're puppies and kittens.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)13:21 No.2429544

  >how do I fuck with a Benelli
  >well I don't fuck but I can chip a ball

  wait what?

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)13:23 No.2429547

  >>2429544
  Putt.

  PUTT.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)13:23 No.2429548

  >>2429544
  Putt, you fucking simpleton.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)13:23 No.2429549

  >>2429544
  If you're good with a shotgun you can use it in bed as well.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)13:23 No.2429550

  typical american doing american things

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)13:34 No.2429567

  >>2429548
  No, "chip a ball" is just oldugy slang for "bust a nut".

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)13:48 No.2429581

  >>2429550
  better than typical mexican beheading things.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)13:51 No.2429584

  >>2429550

  Egad, how dare they create an artform around a weapon. Don't they realize how barbaric that is? A
  gentleman never desires to be skilled with anything that could be considered dangerous, such as
  paperclips.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)13:53 No.2429587

  >>2429584
  I know, it's almost as bad as fencing and archery.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)14:02 No.2429602

  >>2429584
  Oh nobody cares about decent people shooting things. Think we don't have people who like
  gentlemanly shooting matches around here? Hell, in lots of Euro countries going to the military
  is or used to be a civilian duty instead of something left to the mercenaries.

  That said, I'm pretty sure we can all agree Americans in particular shouldn't be given guns any
  more than children.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)14:06 No.2429607

  aw damn thats not the whole video. it goes on for another couple minutes of him doing more and
  more rediculous things. eventually hes throwing like 9 clays in the air, shooting, reloading, and
  then finishing them off from behind and stuff. its on youtube.

  sad thing is that guy died last year.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)14:08 No.2429609

  >>2429607
  >Tom Knapp (September 30, 1950 - April 26, 2013)
  ;_;7
  I must honor him by putting a picture of him on his wiki page.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)14:08 No.2429610

  >>2429602

  >That said, I'm pretty sure we can all agree Americans in particular shouldn't be given guns any
  more than children.

  Funny, your government said the same thing about you guys.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)14:08 No.2429611

  >>2429607
  Rip in peace benelli shotgun the greatest merikan hero ever.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)14:14 No.2429620

  >>2429602
  >That said, I'm pretty sure we can all agree Americans in particular shouldn't be given guns any
  more than children.

  Yeah, Americans consistently prove they aren't responsible or capable enough.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)14:22 No.2429624

  >Fuck you Italy and your pussy golf game
  WE'RE 'MURICANS
  WE DO THINGS OUR WAY
  l0l :D

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)14:24 No.2429626

  >>2429624
  yes, just like that
  :DDDD

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)14:24 No.2429628

  >>2429624

  It's called humor, Roberto. You might want to try it sometime.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)14:30 No.2429633

  >>2429628
  I can into humor too, Vincenzo
  >Fuck you my american neighbour, I'm done playing your sissy ass golf game
  Because I'm more american than you'll ever be
  :D:D:DDD

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)14:42 No.2429639

  I don't know why but i feel like buying another Benelli

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)14:52 No.2429646

  >>2429639

  How many do you have?

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)14:58 No.2429652

  i hope to have a smoothing voice like that when im in my late 40's

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)14:59 No.2429653

  >>2429652
  and a dashing mustache

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)15:54 No.2429698

  What brand of shotgun is he using?

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)15:57 No.2429699

  >>2429698
  >guaranteed replies

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:04 No.2429704

  Can the benelli also tuck my children into bed and fuck my wife? I'll buy it.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:05 No.2429705

  >>2429587

  Don't forget fisticuffs and defending the honour of lady fair.

  You know

  >>Barbaric Stuff

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:06 No.2429708

  >>2429704
  >Can the benelli also tuck my children into bed and fuck my wife? I'll buy it.

  well I'm 100% certain it can

  >>But results will vary, only tuck your childen and fuck your wife with buckshot if you feel
  certain you can live with the consequences.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:12 No.2429715

  >>2429610
  >Funny, your government said the same thing about you guys.
  Ah, American logic. Our government can't be trusted, but it's the BESTEST GOVERNMENT IN THE
  WORLD. Therefore, every other government is less trustworthy than ours, and more corrupt.

  Let's just kill all the politicians, instate super-double freedom through anarchy, and lets our
  constitutional right to bare weapons keep us warm at night.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:14 No.2429719

  >>2429620
  >Yeah, Americans consistently prove they aren't responsible or capable enough.
  It's because they're entitled. They would literally have the most horrible car accidents, all the
  time, in the world if they had a constitutional right to drive cars. And people saying things
  like, "Maybe people should have to register their cars and prove they can drive them first" would
  be publicly derided for hating freedom.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:15 No.2429722

  >>2429719
  >>2429715
  terrorists detected

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:19 No.2429725

  >>2429715

  It must take a lot of effort to maintain the idea that the entire country is one person. I
  applaud your focus.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:23 No.2429726

  >>2429725
  Give me a break, you have pretty thorough cultural homogeny; if the gun-control support in the
  states had any real mass, you would have actually enacted some real change about four dozen mass
  shooting ago.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:24 No.2429728

  >>2429715
  Actually the ironic thing is, if the right to bear arms actually served its purpose and militias
  did remove the government from power, it would probably be an improvement. About four fifths of
  Americans these days don't believe their gov't represents the people with their consent. One
  third actively fear the government, and a (non-super) majority consider it a threat to their
  rights. Only 6% rate governmental performance as excellent. (http://www.rasmussen
  reports.com/public_content/politics/general_politics/april_2014/37_of_voters_fear_th
  e_federal_governmen)

  And yet, nothing happens despite how exactly this type of situation is ostensibly the reason why
  you people should have access to all those guns. The modern situation proves the 2nd amendment
  does not serve its intended purpose. You guys should just admit you like shooting and it has
  nothing to do with freedom or government.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:27 No.2429732

  >>2429726

  >pretty thorough cultural homogeny

  So you've never really traveled the states, I take it?

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:28 No.2429734

  This guy is awesome.

  Lol.

  "The gun aims itself." I wonder how many people tried that.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:30 No.2429735

  >>2429728
  >And yet, nothing happens despite how exactly this type of situation is ostensibly the reason why
  you people should have access to all those guns.
  That's because the people who you need to depose with armed rebellion are also the kind of people
  who think that deposing the government with armed rebellion is a good plan. The peace and justice
  types want to legally remove and prosecute.

  Besides, the big problem with american governance is that their general population isn't smart
  enough to understand that lax regulations over the last 50-80 years has allowed private interests
  to stake a claim in every level of government as well as the media, so no one actually gets
  called on their ridiculous bullshit.

  It's not even a conspiracy or anything so sinister. It's just a deep love of "gut feelings", and
  a deep failure of critical thinking.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:34 No.2429741

  >>2429732
  You have a predictable flare up of coastal liberalism and a hollowed out middle filled with
  religion. I know between the Boston accent and the Southern Drawl, and from Utah Mormons to
  Sanfrancisco Queers, you're all pretty convinced that you're a super diverse country, but you
  definitely aren't. You've got a red team of assholes, a blue team of idiots, and a big undecided
  "middle" of apathetic, uninformed zombies.

  It's it's evident by how you American's teach themselves history that they aren't particularly
  interested in being honest with themselves about anything.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:34 No.2429742

  sweet!

  I now want a Benelli M2 or M3, M4 is probably still too expensive.

  How is that inertia locking system anyway?

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:35 No.2429745

  >>2429734
  it's a fairly good chance someone tried firing a benelli from the hip at a target

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:37 No.2429748

  >>2429735
  At least one commonly cited specific purpose of the 2nd amendment is that the people cannot be
  governed by a standing army. Unlike what you're somewhat implying there, unless I misread,
  Republicans are less likely to trust the government. However, regardless of party affiliation,
  the majority of Americans don't consider the work of this government just rule by their
  representatives. So there's obviously no great lack of criticism.

  Since the people are now indeed ruled by a government they don't consider just and its standing
  army, the obvious conclusion is that the 2nd amendment has failed in this purpose and is now
  irrelevant.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:38 No.2429749

  ah that's nothing OP, Kel-Tec might actually be producing their M43s

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:38 No.2429750

  >>2429728

  Bread and circuses, meet snack foods and internet. Unfortunately this method of rule simply
  cannot function in the long term.

  Right now no one really wants a revolution, we all enjoy our comfortable lives too much. Things
  like plumbing, waste removal and electricity simply wouldn't be tended to in a civil war. As long
  as we can survive and distract ourselves, we'll tolerate surprising amount of injustice (as long
  as it doesn't happen to us personally).

  But every country is three meals away from a revolution. When the poor governing decisions
  threaten our food supply and people start to get hungry in large numbers, then things will get
  ugly. That's when an armed populace will come in handy.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:40 No.2429755

  >>2429750
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eon4abzfUyU

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:42 No.2429757

  >>2429750
  >revolution
  What is this, the 18th century?
  If anything, I'm joining a seastead.
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJvX__asWTg

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)16:43 No.2429759

  >>2429741

  Well good, we've gone from "cultural homogeneity" to three sweeping generalizations. Progress.

  Can you think of any other factions in the US that you might be missing? Any big ones stick out
  in your mind?

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)17:07 No.2429773

  >>2429759
  >three sweeping generalizations
  Two ranting minorities and a flabby, ineffectual central mass is not three generalizations. At
  best, it's two, and really, it's just one with three different hats.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)17:09 No.2429774

  >this entire thread

  Don't discuss politics, government, and rights if you have no knowledge of any, thanks.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)17:09 No.2429775

  >>2429773
  >three different hats
  BTW, that would be a Carlsbad, a Trilby (mistakenly called a Fedora), and a Trucker's Cap.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/25/14(Wed)17:18 No.2429790

  >>2429774
  let's just post guns, because they are undoubtedly fun



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