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[_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)16:31 No.2421171
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)16:42 No.2421193
>>2421171
not quite
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)16:44 No.2421194
is that the actor guy? If so, he isnt as funny as his on his show
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)16:45 No.2421195
oh god. here this goes again.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)16:46 No.2421200
bait
do not respond
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)16:46 No.2421201
Why do people give a shit about other people's religious views again?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)16:48 No.2421206
>>2421201
no one really care their just being assholes and when the really do their just butt hurt. that's
just how it is man
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)16:49 No.2421207
Atheism is a cult.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)16:52 No.2421211
>>2421207
you mean like Christianity?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)16:53 No.2421213
>>2421201
That used to be reasonable. These days, when this creationism bullshit is destroying your school
system and separation of church and state, you Americans really need to get off your ignorant fat
asses and start caring.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)16:53 No.2421214
>>2421206
I remember about eight years ago I was on a subway train in NYC, since my family and I were
visiting our uncle. The guy next to my sister sneezed, so she did the polite thing and said "God
bless you." The guy turns and says "Dude, I'm an atheist."
Assholes, I'm telling you.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)16:53 No.2421215
People who use science to hate on religion are complete assholes, but this Christian is a fucking
idiot.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)16:57 No.2421217
>>2421214
thanks dane cook you know anymore of his jokes
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)16:57 No.2421218
You're entitled to your own religious views not your own facts.
Don't mix these up US.
That part when he talks about thermodynamics topkek
At least have the courtesy to have a >highschool understanding of what you are talking about.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)16:57 No.2421219
"It's called a theory" "Never been observed"
Theory doesn't mean "guess" kids
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:02 No.2421230
>>2421218
quite the libertarian approach
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:04 No.2421237
hmmm never been observed....well if god does exist we never observed him making man so why should
we believe in it?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:05 No.2421238
>>2421217
Just the Burger King and the Denny's one.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:06 No.2421240
>>2421238
sure, why not
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:07 No.2421245
>>2421218
It's a lost cause. They'll tell you it's freedom of speech or such shit (wonder how all the
civilized world has higher press freedom indices despite not giving publicity to bullshit), but
the truth is, these days most Americans would rather believe anything, hell, they'd rather die
than read a book. Lost cause, mate.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:08 No.2421247
>>2421194
That's what I was thinking too. Is he that fat actor?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:09 No.2421253
>it was never observed
except with, you know, fossils and carbon dating
stopped watching there
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:10 No.2421254
>>2421245
that's quite ignorant of you to assume we're all the same. That's like me saying everyone in the
uk is a chav
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:13 No.2421258
>>2421254
You mean they're not all chavs?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:13 No.2421262
>>2421258
come now don't be that guy
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:22 No.2421284
Well... this guy has a point.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:22 No.2421285
Limp Bizkit sure let himself go.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:22 No.2421287
> guaranteed_replies.swf
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:23 No.2421289
>>2421285
People everywhere really do get retarded.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:25 No.2421300
Can someone please fucking explain to me this recent trend of ironically pretending to be a pious
person online?
It's not funny and it seriously needs to stop.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:27 No.2421302
>It's called the law of thermodynamics, maybe you've heard of it
lost it
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:35 No.2421315
>>2421300
May Allah have mercy on your soul, infidel.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:45 No.2421325
the guy makes very valid points but man he loses it at the end.
I just want to observe a world where god made evolution.
Check mate Christians.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:50 No.2421339
>mfw viruses evolve everyday
checkmate tardo
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:51 No.2421343
>>2421339
Viruses aren't alive.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:54 No.2421347
>>2421343
still an organism that evolves.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:54 No.2421348
Evolution has been observed. Unless you claim that Dogs do not exist. Humans have influenced the
evolution of dogs
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:55 No.2421349
This guy is fucking retarded
But he talks fast
So it must be a good argument
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:57 No.2421353
>>2421284
He does not, friend.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:58 No.2421354
>shot in portrait
Tab closed.
Atheism is still a passionate belief system. Hedge your bets and stop giving a fuck, agnostics
ftw.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:59 No.2421355
>>2421343
Doesn't mean they're unable to exhibit evolutionary characteristics.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)17:59 No.2421356
>>2421349
Listen to that enunciation, dude is def a smartguy pro.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:00 No.2421358
Yeah look, you can just stop talking about this guy's argument. Even macroevolution has been
observed in fish, but the process is no different from bacterial evolution which is a known,
important fact you even have to account for. But even if it were true that evolution is only some
theory, which it ain't - only the USA and possibly some raghead states consider it not scientific
fact - claiming that's a valid reason to believe in the Christian god is beyond retarded. It's
such a major non sequitur, to put it like this guy, it's like saying a bus didn't hit you this
morning so that means your prayer worked so that means the Bible is fact. There's absolutely
nothing to discuss here.
The good news is he'll probably die of a heart attack.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:01 No.2421359
>>2421354
Yeah not believing in the fucking batman or another fictional character is a passionate belief
system, while saying he might be out there, you just don't know is real smart.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:03 No.2421362
>>2421359
>while saying
There is no saying at all. That's your department.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:04 No.2421364
>>2421362
Correction: Every other department.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:06 No.2421367
>>2421362
That's also called atheism, specifically naive atheism, very reasonably since if you don't talk
about a magical man existing you're basically assuming he doesn't exist. You're not preparing for
the possiblity the guy is out there despite how you pretend to not know, you're applying Occam's
razor like the rest of us. "Agnostic" is a label you take on yourself in the US to not be an evil
"atheist" and that's the short of it.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:06 No.2421368
you know you can explain a lot if science and religion were to unite
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:08 No.2421371
>>2421367
>a label you take on yourself
It's the label the rest of the world wants to throw on "zero fucks given".
Feel free to rewrite it to whatever you want, because guess what?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:11 No.2421378
>>2421371
>he's proud of being willfully ignorant
Yeah, stopped caring too
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:15 No.2421383
>>2421368
No you can't.
Science is truthful knowledge.
Religion is a rhetoric -ism used to enslave with fear and passive aggression the goyim.
Keep worshiping the sun you fool.
Also
>Iwillpostituntilyoulikeit.swf
>> [_] BismuthVectoring !FRESHtYylA 06/18/14(Wed)18:19 No.2421386
>50 replies on this shit
>Americans
>Civilized
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:21 No.2421391
http://www.atheistexperience.com
http://www.nonprophetsradio.com
This guy used the simplest argument imaginable. He even ended his rant with a definition. Uni
means one. YEP! GAME SET MATCH DUDE! Which god am I supposed to worship again?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:22 No.2421392
test
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:24 No.2421400
ITT: keyboard crusaders
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:26 No.2421402
*gets the popcorn and Magic Hat number 9* Yeeeep...this is gonna be good
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:28 No.2421405
>>2421402
Since when /f/ has metafags as you?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:29 No.2421407
Science is the HOW of things.
Religion is the WHY of things.
Neither of them are mutually exclusive.
This person is also a complete fucktard and an insult to the not retarded Christians that know
their religion is just a framework of decency and not literal facts. (besides maybe some of the
history stuff)
Still couldn't care less if there is or isn't a god.
Deity worship is fucking stupid. Do something productive with your life, like helping some poor
cunts through charity, working, educating.
Wanking is more productive than worship.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:32 No.2421412
>>2421405
since last week, off ya go now.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:33 No.2421413
>>2421407
>Still couldn't care less if there is or isn't a god.
>Deity worship is fucking stupid. Do something productive with your life, like helping some poor
cunts through charity, working, educating.
You can't say deity worship is pointless unless you assume there's no deity who would care about
worship. Yet in your first sentence of that fine example of dissonance you say you couldn't care
less about whether there actually is a deity or not. 1+1 = whoops you're retarded. Unless you
actually assume there is no such deity, in which case just say it.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:33 No.2421414
>>2421358
He actually didn't misspeak when he called it a theory: he misunderstood. Evolution is a theory
in the same way that gravity is a theory: we don't fully understand how it works, but we have
observed it. The word he was thinking theory meant is hypothesis, which is a possible solution
which has not yet been observed.
Don't get me wrong, this guy is totally talking out his ass. All I'm saying is next time you guys
hear somebody talk about how evolution is a theory, tell 'em to wikipedia 'the theory of
gravity', because that's a theory too.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:36 No.2421415
>>2421414
The theory of the origin of species is conceptually different from the cold hard fact of observed
evolution in nature.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:37 No.2421417
hurr durr can not be observed.
ofc it can, what a fat fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:46 No.2421426
>>2421415
Eh, as far as I'm aware, there is no accepted *scientific* theory of the origin of life. We can't
observe that, and the earliest evidence we have is only like 3.7 billion years old, which was a
couple million years after life is estimated to have started.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:49 No.2421431
Lol, looks like Kevin James
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)18:58 No.2421440
But...Adam and Eve. How did we all come from two people. About as asinine as "one cell"
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:01 No.2421441
He is actualy right and i will not explain why, and bee pushed in the defend your self postion
because ever single word he said clearly made sense,and it is what i believe in too:checkmate
Atheists. No answer will follow i am not interested in reading answer from haters coming at me.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:03 No.2421444
>>2421171
>according to the law of thermodynamics, chaos can never produce order
Does he know that ice crystals are highly organized structures and that they are forming in
nature every moment?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:07 No.2421447
guys guys listen, i have the sickest point:
this nigger is talking some random bullshit, cause noone ever cared about religion and evolution
stuff (at least i did not)
im not religious and not atheistic
because life has to be taken far easier
you can argue for a moment like a scientist and in the next moment like a religious person which
doesnt really matter
i am my own god
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:11 No.2421449
>>2421441
>I am right, I do not want to explain.
>You do not need to explain either since I will not listen.
>Therefore these statements are practically useless therefore you have very little reason to
response with any argument.
Thanks bait.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:14 No.2421452
Lol :) Thx for a reason to report Troll.
You just prooved with your post what an egoistic self-centered beeing you are, and its reported,
answers?not to you anymore or anyone else who jumps on his hate trains. bye bye
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:17 No.2421458
>>2421447
nice
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:17 No.2421459
Its the third guaranteed replies.swf of the day.
Someone post the jahova mom swf and make it 4.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:19 No.2421462
>>2421459
Maybe if we haven't had that gun control flash yet we could make it 5!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:19 No.2421463
>>2421207
Except atheism didn't spark a 100 year war where Christians raped pillaged and murdered in the
name of their god.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:20 No.2421464
>>2421171
It's videos like these that make me not want to go to church. OP is such a faggot he could be a
Catholic Priest
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:21 No.2421466
>>2421237
Cuz bible lol
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:23 No.2421470
I have never in all my days seen so many replies to a post in /f/
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:25 No.2421472
>he he I posted it again
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:25 No.2421473
>>2421470
Christians and atheists get butthurt easily, what else is new?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:28 No.2421474
80 replies later......
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:28 No.2421477
>>2421413
>implying you need to worship a deity because it exists.
No.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:30 No.2421479
Hey some actual sense.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:31 No.2421480
>>2421473
You forgot the third group: gods
Too bad i'm the only one, and everyone else beeing a pleb, but sometimes those discussions can be
quite amusing
>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/14(Wed)19:35 No.2421484
Evolution exists, but not to the point that you get other species. Well that's my thought anyway.
