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[_] [E] [N] [D] [L] Heisenburg 06/10/14(Tue)23:43 No.2412600
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)00:16 No.2412624
Guten tag, meine kameraden! My name is Hans Ishii. I'm a 33 year old Japanese teutonophile
(German culture fan for you foreigners). I drink beer and yodel in the Japanese Alps, and spend
my days practicing the hammered dulcimer and enjoying superior German passtimes (nationalism,
working, and beer consumption).
I drink with my German beer stein every day, this superior mug is capable of holding
approximately one liter of the finest Bavarian stout. I earned my drinking license two years ago
and I have been getting better every day.
I speak German fluently, both Frankish and Bavarian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know
everything about German history and the Wehrmacht penal code, which I follow 100%.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)00:17 No.2412628
When I get my German visa, I am moving to Hamburg to attend a prestigious university to learn
more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a holocaust scholar for the University
of Hamburg!
I own several lederhosen, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I
move to Deutschland, so I can fit in easier. I salute my führer and speak German as often as I
can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Germany!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)03:24 No.2412773
>>2412624
>>2412628
whatever copypasta
