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[_] Anon 3027718
>> [_] Anon 3027751 That was an adventure. >bisezual
>> [_] Anon 3027759 >long black bread
>> [_] Anon 3027760 It's been half a decade since I've looked at this, damn it's still so shitty but so funny.
>> [_] Anon 3027784 Can you imagine how amazing it would be if Dumbledore actually wore punk-rock robes

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[_] Anon 2692328 The guy did the reading posted on the YT video, gave a soundcloud link for proof. Here's a Binding of Isaac reading he did. https://soundcloud.com/culby/dramatic-re ading-binding-of

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[_] Anon 2647852
>> [_] Anon 2647858 Is this really how this shit reads?
>> [_] Anon 2647869 When read aloud by anyone other than the original author, yes. It's that bad.
>> [_] Anon 2647879 >># I meant the content and grammar...not just the atrocious spelling. Though I suppose you mean yes to that as well, I'm sure.
>> [_] Anon 2647904 Yeah, it's real... try looking for "Man without a body" (Unsure if one word or spaced out) on youtube, he does dramatic readings of bad fiction. The worst/best one is "Legolas by Laura".
>> [_] Anon 2647919 >># holy shit anon thank you so much my sides are now orbiting pluto
>> [_] Anon 2647924 >># Haha, my pleasure fellow anon XD
>> [_] Anon 2647929 my god its like reading a post on /v/
>> [_] Jinx 2647940 >># I started to have a panic attack at how bad that was. I have currently stopped for my health but will continue soon. Thank you Land Based Anon
>> [_] Anon 2647942 >># >bad fiction you mean awesome fiction: http://youtu.be/2V4VxlsMuQ4
>> [_] Anon 2647951 >># top fucking kek 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2647968 999

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[_] im here to save /f/'s friday night Anon 2621613
>> [_] Anon 2621642 "Fjucking bastard" gets me evertim
>> [_] Anon 2621648 This was extremely enjoyable OP should deliver more

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[_] Anon 2561110
>> [_] Anon 2561146 Shakespeare can go suck a dick compare to this masterpiece
>> [_] Anon 2561168 Sounds like Weird Al
>> [_] Anon 2561194 chapter 17???????????
>> [_] Anon 2561198 >># what's the matter? are you lacking behind?
>> [_] Anon 2561224 mi sydse arr no maor

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[_] Anon 2468255
>> [_] Anon 2468313 This is actually pure gold
>> [_] Anon 2468326 >"his real family were vampires. they died in a car crash" kek

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[_] Anon 2378450 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2378570 >># DUMBLYDORE
>> [_] Anon 2378677 "She had a really nice body; with bigs bobs and everything." Lost it.
>> [_] Anon 2378688 >># I lost it when the reader started questioning how to pronounce what was written. That was pretty bad/good. "bread. Bread?"

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[_] Anon 2351291
>> [_] Anon 2351338 Who is this guy again?
>> [_] Jinx 2351353 Where can I find more? I want to die of cancer while I read this

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[_] new bestseller Anon 2272090
>> [_] Anon 2272097 Better than Twilight.
>> [_] TMZ-19 2272169 10/10 would read.
>> [_] Anon 2272208 You guys should try reading "HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". It's pretty awesome. Here is the first paragraph of the whole thing just to give a taste: > Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull. He turned to Harry, thrusting his bloody, retina-covered pelvis with elfin fervor.

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[_] Dumbelydore! Anon 2265955
>> [_] Anon 2265960 Truly a masterpiece of modern literature
>> [_] Anon 2265963 ow, my sides.
>> [_] Anon 2265970 Couldn't finish mah drills
>> [_] Anon 2265980 haha what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 2265984 Oh man. I did not think that would be worth it, but it was.
>> [_] Anon 2266069 Mother of fuck I'd forgotten about this.

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[_] Big Bobs are back! Anon 2262734
>> [_] Anon 2262744 I like this guy's voice Sounds like Chris Hansen
>> [_] Anon 2262745 hes bisezual
>> [_] Anon 2262758 >># are you relly sure that he sounds like chris hansen? cause he's into fashin an stuff
>> [_] Anon 2262796 >># He's bisezual.
>> [_] Anon 2262810 I went to the da wurped tower ones...
>> [_] Anon 2262843 >># ye I went lest sumer. their were bobs and ska bnads evrywere
>> [_] Anon 2262925 >># >and on shit shirt: avril lavinge oh god I sprayed my screen with milk that i was drinking

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[_] Anon 2053771
>> [_] Anon 2053776 I congratulate that man on containing his laughter so much.
>> [_] Anon 2053779 i die laughing Everytime
>> [_] Anon 2053783 This never gets old.
>> [_] Anon 2053793 DUMBLYDORE
>> [_] Anon 2053795 12/10 :D
>> [_] Anon 2053798 For even better laughs, read the whole fanfiction out loud. At one point, Tom Riddle turns into Tom Bombadil.
>> [_] Anon 2053801 TehPogo's reading is even better.
>> [_] Anon 2053825 still not as good as "face the strange"
>> [_] Anon 2053893 >cute >kawaii >kawhy >kowai >こわい >scary

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[_] Best story NA :/ 2050209
>> [_] Anon 2050222 Sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2050257 >># https://encyclopediadramatica.se/My_Immo rtal Dunno who the guy is also nice trips
>> [_] Anon 2050259 >bisezual
>> [_] Anon 2050303 Yea, i guess noone knows who this guy is. is there anymore to this reading? or did he only do one chapter?
>> [_] Nine Mazes !g0k9LYrddA 2050354 >># http://youtu.be/UA_VSQqn32M
>> [_] Anon 2050373 And this story was read by chris hanson. the joke's on you.
>> [_] Anon 2050381 he only did one chapter
>> [_] Anon 2050389 I wish I had a qt3.14 gf with big bobs
>> [_] Anon 2050427 >># he didnt actually make it, he just uploaded it.

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[_] Anon 2042473
>> [_] Anon 2042477 Hell Fucking Yes
>> [_] Anon 2042481 Fan Fiction at its finest.
>> [_] Anon 2042488 I could never tell who trolled harder: The writer of this. Or the people who reacted hilariously.
>> [_] Anon 2042493 Still a better love story than twillight.
>> [_] Anon 2042541 is there more of this? it's awesome, like big bobs
>> [_] Anon 2042608 >big bobs >anorexic Ruined the immersion for me.
>> [_] Anon 2042666 Who voiced this? Was it Duke?
>> [_] Anon 2042669 i love this. laugh every time >># the big bobs just immerse me ever more. i dont know what you are talking about.
>> [_] Anon 2042737 Sause please

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[_] /r/ inside Anon 1939465 That one flash about engineer with catsgroove in the background, i think its called reengineering or something plz halp Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1939469 Revengineering.swf
>> [_] Anon 1939486 Not familiar with this bad piece of fan fiction but it doesn't seem very legit.
>> [_] DUMBLYDORE 1939511 >># it actually is one of thab so bad it's comical types, though the funny narator made it possible
>> [_] Anon 1939555 >># Too bad that it was just a one-off from the narrator. Such a shame.
>> [_] Anon 1939571 >># I feel old now. Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 1939593 Everything is black o.O
>> [_] Anon 1939596 what is the name of the swf where a little girl sings move bitch outta the way and plays with her cat?
>> [_] Anon 1939605 >># Amy and basketball?
>> [_] Anon 1939606 >># http://swfchan.com/23/110964/
>> [_] Anon 1939700 You look kowai my sides are in space
>> [_] Anon 1939701 >># He did the whole thing 2 hours. I wanted to watch it sometime ago.
>> [_] Anon 1939707 >a black bread whelp, time to get some new sides
>> [_] Anon 1939709 I am in aw of the excellent reading of what ever the horrendous shit this.
>> [_] Anon 1939720 >># >Revengineering.swf op here, Thanks m8
>> [_] Anon 1939736 AVRIL LAVIGNE. MIGHT AS WELL DIE NOW
>> [_] Anon 1939737 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_LjXJZuF jA Same narrating, but with animation. Kinda
>> [_] Anon 1939747 I like this guy's reading better. Still pretty good though. youtube(dawt)com/watch?v=PfJB59KzV5M

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[_] Dramatic Reading Anon 1922726 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1922770 It is so much more funny when you are the one reading it.
>> [_] Anon 1922775 This was brilliant.
>> [_] Anon 1922779 “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!" t.Dumblydore
>> [_] Anon 1922790 >># >Dumblydore I..what?
>> [_] Anon 1922791 Darko Malfoy, Bloody Mary, Diabolo, Vampire, Hargrid, Dumblydore, Dogfather aka.Serius Blak, Voldamint, Snap
>> [_] Anon 1922795 >># >not knowing about the worst fanfiction ever written >the city of you
>> [_] Anon 1922800 >># Are you sure? It has too much redeeming comedic value to be the worst.
>> [_] Anon 1922805 >># so-bad-it's-good
>> [_] Anon 1922854 >># Not him, but oh jesus the worst. Literally univerally agreed upon, and historically confirmed. >># Fuck you no.
>> [_] Anon 1922863 I played the drinking game with a friend. i got fucking wasted on pure water

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[_] DUMBLYDORE Anon 1852487 recovered my swf folder really hope this was written as a joke
>> [_] Anon 1852489 OMG ITS PERFECT. MORE <3
>> [_] Aper !!vhKTMZfsHxA 1852494 Please tell me, has this man done more readings? I loved reading My Immortal -- my friends and I guffawed loudly across Skype many a night from the chapters.
>> [_] Anon 1852496 what the fuck did i just watch and why is my brain leaving a vacancy sign around my neck pointing upward to my skull?
>> [_] Anon 1852514 I actually read this way back. Considering where it was posted (fanfiction.net), it is probably real. It is not the worst I've seen there. From the same place from where Full Life Consequences is from.
>> [_] Anon 1852523 Chris Hansen?
>> [_] Anon 1852552 >># ahh full life consequences. it's been too long.
>> [_] Anon 1852618 ...i sadly wish to see visuals to go with that..."long black bread"

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[_] Chapter 17 Anon 1837698 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1837699 Hey Bitch! You look kawaii.
>> [_] Anon 1837706 Tell me this shit is fake. I know the first chapter was legit, but this has got to be a troll.
>> [_] Anon 1837718 Gave me a boner.
>> [_] Anon 1837727 >Dumblydore mysides.png
>> [_] Anon 1837768 I cried in laughter.
>> [_] Anon 1837822 This was the moist medal thingy ive eva bread.
>> [_] Anon 1837835 Examples like these are why I feel that genocide isn't going to be a bad thing.
>> [_] Anon 1837840 LONG BLACK BREAD?
>> [_] Anon 1837894 This would make a a good con event, trying to read this with a straight face.
>> [_] Anon 1837901 this shit is to dangerous to post i almost pasted out
>> [_] Anon 1837911 Bad Fanfics are only worth reading aloud when they aren't written poorly on purpose.

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[_] Anon 1792676 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1792683 This is fucking gold
>> [_] Anon 1792704 I haven't laughed this hard in a while!
>> [_] Anon 1792717 Reading this made me lose faith in humanity...
>> [_] Anon 1792719 Gordon Freechman was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
>> [_] Anon 1792812 AVRIL LAVIGNE
>> [_] Anon 1792819 What is this from?
>> [_] Anon 1792860 Reminded me of "Face the Strange" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIrNT_pd_ aU&feature=g-hist
>> [_] Anon 1792865 "with big bobs and everything" lost it

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[_] Anon 1777619
>> [_] Anon 1777625 what the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 1777627 big bobs man
>> [_] Anon 1777628 ohngod, ohgodohgodohgod now i need to go read it again.
>> [_] Anon 1777629 Hahaha avril lavigne! wut da fuk
>> [_] Anon 1777638 i feel tarded from just listening to this.
>> [_] Anon 1777663 It's all about the bobs, bro
>> [_] Anon 1777665 So many laughs, it could suffocate.
>> [_] Anon 1777669 what the fjuck
>> [_] Anon 1777691 fucking loves this readout
>> [_] Anon 1777704 Classic.
>> [_] Anon 1777707 domblydore pls no stahp
>> [_] Anon 1777715 Absolutely lost it at avril lavigne and dumblydore.
>> [_] Anon 1777743 I NNED IT AL TIS IS FUR NUN HUMINS hehe
>> [_] Anon 1777749 BIG FREAKING BOBS
>> [_] Anon 1777829 Please tell me there's more of this.
>> [_] Anon 1777842 I REQUEST THE REST NOW
>> [_] Anon 1777892 Black hair and black bread oh wow

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[_] Anon 1760791 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1760805 MOAR
>> [_] Anon 1760814 Better than Twilight.
>> [_] Anon 1760854 I sat through it straightfaced until avril lavigne was mentioned then I couldn't stop laughing
>> [_] Anon 1760865 this made my fucking night
>> [_] Karai Pantsu 1760866 I love it when narrators can't keep their shit together thru this kind of mess.
>> [_] Anon 1760869 VLODYMORT
>> [_] Anon 1760887 >big bobs Lost it
>> [_] Anon 1760913 THEY DIED IN A CAR CRASH
>> [_] Anon 1760915 >># dyed* also, saved this a while back, funny as fuck, especially considering some 15-year-old-girl probably meant for this to be taken seriously
>> [_] Anon 1760943 The progressively tense music is the icing on the cake.
>> [_] Anon 1760967 I regret not listening to the previous ones.

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[_] true story Anon 1746267 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1746447 sauce?
>> [_] Anon 1746477 >># >not knowing about my immortal GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>> [_] Anon 1746491 ???
>> [_] Anon 1746517 this is some good shit, were can I get the rest?
>> [_] Anon 1746526 >># Google it. I know you can find it on fanfiction.net.

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[_] Anon 1743399 DUMBLYDORE! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1743405 any more of this?
>> [_] Anon-sama 1743407 Oh god...The horrible spelling and the murdering of the Harry Potter series was too much... While I'll admit the series could have been better, This...I actually cringed while listening.
>> [_] Anon 1743414 omg I am dying. moar pls ahaha.
>> [_] Anon 1743415 Is this real? I mean Some faggot did write this shit?
>> [_] Anon-sama 1743417 >># Sadly, someone DID write this shit. Wish I knew who it was...so I could beat them senseless with a Louisville Slugger.
>> [_] Anon 1743424 A LONG BLACK BREAD.
>> [_] Anon 1743454 There needs to be more of this shit.
>> [_] Anon 1743457 the original story is a troll it's still pretty awesometerrible
>> [_] Anon 1743464 "his parents were vampires" "they died in a car crash" I chuckled at that.
>> [_] Anon 1743467 >># i too lost it here and at just about an point in the second half when even the narrator started to lose it.
>> [_] Anon 1743496 >># they dyed, in a car crash. they were just making their hair blonde or something, them their car crashed and they died.
>> [_] Anon 1743504 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUYsP6RZR Hk
>> [_] Anon 1743507 a old man flu into the room flu into a mother fucking room
>> [_] Anon 1743515 diabolo
>> [_] Anon 1743516 big bobs
>> [_] Anon 1743533 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdv6Q68Eu tU&feature=related the license plate said 666 and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this benz was rare, but I said nah forget it, yo homes to bel-air!
>> [_] Anon 1743612 VODLEMORT AND DE DEATH DEELERS
>> [_] Anon 1743617 got 20 seconds in and died of laughter. ghost stayed long enough to post this.
>> [_] Anon 1743622 Oh dear, it hurts too much!
>> [_] Anon 1743662 Big bobs. And everything.