File: I've Fallen.swf-(5.8 MB, 720x540, Other)
[_] Recently, when I became deathly ill... Anon 3198076
>> [_] Anon 3198096 >># I like how my brain adapted to this shit over the years. Hearing the audio is quieter than it should be I turned it up but my hand remained on the volume knob instinctively.
>> [_] Anon 3198122 >># same, too bad i still got my ears burst

File: I've Fallen.swf-(5.8 MB, 720x540, Other)
[_] Anon 2932293
>> [_] Anon 2932296 >># Some of us have headphones on, that is r00d
>> [_] Anon 2932298 Yo that was really funny except that it wasn't and it was pretty shitty honestly.
>> [_] Anon 2932300 >># whenever a flash is really quiet at the beginning I turn it down further, because why is this even a thing.
>> [_] Anon 2932303 >># >># >># FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 2932307 I plugged my headphones in because it was too quiet and just as I'm about to put them on it gets super loud. I avoided that shit completely.
>> [_] Anon 2932322 I just knocked my table over. It's 1:30 AM and I have downstairs neighbors.
>> [_] Anon 2932359 >># would you piss off to /r9k/ allready with that bullshit?
>> [_] Anon 2932370 >># >going into flash >leaving general browser volume on normal - high >gonna have a bad time
>> [_] Anon 2932421 >># Even /r9k/ isn't the place >>/reddit/
>> [_] Anon 2932427 My masturbation session was interupted

File: I've Fallen.swf-(5.8 MB, 720x540, Other)
[_] ... and I can't get up. Anon 2810791 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2810820 Jesus fucking christ, that was loud. Gg, asshole
>> [_] Anon 2810859 good job, faggot, now my neighbours are asking what that loud ass screech was.
>> [_] Anon 2810870 >># >># >not having your volume down to 1 on f
>> [_] Anon 2810902 >># well memed memester
>> [_] Anon 2810908 being a /f/ veteran i naturally had my hand ready to mute and did so instantly as soon as the loudness began it's a pity, the video looked kinda fun
>> [_] Anon 2810944 lol so obvious :D
>> [_] Anon 2810989 >># I literally realized what was going on and muted the flash split seconds before it began. And holy fuck is this loud, gg on almost getting me.
>> [_] Anon 2811007 I lol'd - then I cleaned up the blood running down from my ears... gg.

File: I've Fallen.swf-(5.8 MB, 720x540, Other)
[_] Ive fallen. And i cant get up Anon 2126696
>> [_] Anon 2126700 Too damn obvious.

File: I've Fallen.swf-(5.8 MB, Other)
[_] and I can't get up. Anon 1957386 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1957389 My 4chan senses told me ''don't you dare turn up the volume.''
>> [_] Anon 1957390 Aww to bad for OP that I didn't have my headphones on, maybe another time.
>> [_] Anon 1957391 volume is too low, MUST BE A SCREAMER. 1/10
>> [_] Anon 1957392 Obvious loud thing was obvious, OP is bad. And bad for not just posting the commercial, shame on you.
>> [_] Anon 1957395 I've been looking everywhere for this! Searching for "life alert" on swfchan didn't help. OP is a scholar and a gentleman.
>> [_] Anon 1957401 >># I say the same thing about quiet women.
>> [_] Anon 1957486 i dont understand why old ppl wanna be monitored. they're gonna die anyways.
>> [_] Anon 1957500 This is stupid this is much better http://havingchestpain.ytmnd.com/
>> [_] Sugar !hmqM.1woic 1957503 RIP headphone users
>> [_] Anon 1957524 >># gb2leddit
>> [_] Anon 1957534 My volume was really low anyways, so it didn't scare me It was funny as fuck though
>> [_] Anon 1957538 I didn't have my headphones in i had my fucking surround sound. God bless America.
>> [_] Anon 1957545 Startled mom in the next room, but I didn't even flinch. The internet must be getting to me.
>> [_] Anon 1957547 never using headphones again...
>> [_] Anon 1957565 Burn in hell, OP.

File: I've Fallen.swf-(5.8 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1842841 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1842856 noice
>> [_] Anon 1842894 skrillex sucks
>> [_] Anon 1842899 this seems to have gotten louder since last time
>> [_] Anon 1842913 No flash has audio that low without a purpose...
>> [_] Anon 1842956 >Oh hey, a Life Alert flash. This might be funny. >Turn up volume >I'm smarter than this. >Wait for the drop
>> [_] Anon 1842967 That was funny, but making shitty music isn't.
>> [_] Anon 1842970 ears sides
>> [_] Anon 1843038 I just shat my guts out
>> [_] Anon 1843039 "IM HAVIN' CHEST PAINS!"
>> [_] Anon 1843048 I can make better music than Skrillicsucks
>> [_] Anon 1843063 Yep. I'm deaf.

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[_] Anon 1826991
>> [_] Anon 1827028 Yeah, nice try. I'm paranoid enough to always turn my speakers all the way down no matter what flash I click.
>> [_] Anon 1827029 >># fk u i was using earbuds
>> [_] Anon 1827035 .....and none of you morons thought it was a hood because you're so stupid that you don't know that 3/4 of the nonsense is hoods.
>> [_] Anon 1827042 HeartAttack.swf
>> [_] Anon 1827047 >># this wasn't nonsense, I've had some serious laugh until THAT happened
>> [_] Anon 1827127 >volume is low as shit >not expecting this
>> [_] Anon 1827130 mfwididntevennoticethattherewassoundunti lthedubstep.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1827135 what a shame someone has made a mistake with the sound level, maybe if I turn the volume up? Can it get more obvious than this?

File: I've Fallen.swf-(5.8 MB, Hentai)
[_] Anon 1743867 I can't get up Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1743869 Hidden screamer, You've been warned
>> [_] Anon 1743873 360 NO DENTURES
>> [_] Anon 1743876 GODDFUCK YOU NIGGER CHILD RAPING SHIT OVER SMELLY PUKE CUNT OP
>> [_] Anon 1743881 got me op
>> [_] Anon 1743883 OP WAS A GOOD TROLL TODAY
>> [_] Anon 1743889 That clever OP, keeping the volume super low so we would turn our speakers up. I shat myself, it was so loud.
>> [_] Anon 1743905 Well done op
>> [_] Anon 1743906 I laughed so fucking hard. I was in a room full of sleepers and they just jumped out of their fucking skins, hahaha
>> [_] Anon 1743917 i was lucky to have my hand on the speaker volume
>> [_] Anon 1743923 Great job, OP. That's a GOOD screamer, too.
>> [_] Anon 1743947 IM HAVING CHEST PAINS
>> [_] Anon 1743985 I am offended; that's how my dad died
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 1743988 Was expecting a hood, but this works too.
>> [_] Anon 1743997 le new meme le skrilled le lol le le le
>> [_] Anon 1744035 I work for a company that makes something like this, only better. You press the button and it automatically sends a call to the people you need to contact. No need to yell.
>> [_] Anon 1744055 Sound is already up and I can't fucking hear it. Totally not going to be a hood or a screamer.
>> [_] Anon 1744077 I watched with my headphones plugged in, but turned down and not even on my head. I am a veteran of /f/. I know better.
>> [_] Anon 1744096 Are you calling this a screamer? If that should be scary, my printer would be the machine of doom.
>> [_] Anon 1744099 well that was loud
>> [_] Anon 1744148 a screamer? I just thought it was some kind of music to dance to as you watched the fallen old lady. No one else expected something when you heard the lines "I've fallen and i can't get up"?
>> [_] Anon 1744150 >># so edgy and oldfag
>> [_] Anon 1744159 gotta be kinda slow to not realize as soon as you hear volume THAT QUIET that it's gonna have something loud as fuck later on.
>> [_] Anon 1744163 its just skrillex jeez
>> [_] Anon 1744166 On a more serious note, my grandmother had one of those buttons installed, except it was set up to call me whenever she would push the button. So many fucking times she'd hit it on accident and couldn't hear me on the speaker, but I could sure as hell hear her... The memories of that is nothing compared to this screamer.
>> [_] Anon 1744175 Good one, got me. Should have suspected something with the low volume.