File: IDRINKYOURTEARS.swf-(500 KB, Japanese)
[_] how Anon are made Anon 1747950 Wandering the empty wastes of the Internet, a young man finds the desolate city of 4chan. Meanwhile, a twelve year-old girl panders for attention but is scoffed at by Anonymous. Her virgin fruits are gradually defiled by the malevolent environment. The boy continues to search for fulfillment, but finds nothing but filth and a deep intellectual void. He eventually gives into the temptation of the smut, momentary gratification quickly becoming regret. He curls into a ball, his palms sticky with taint. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1747961 Her innocence gone, the girl lets loose a mighty drama storm. The mystery of what Aperture Science repulsion gel is made of is solved: it comes from the tears of girls who stray into the armpit of the Internet. The boy is intrigued by her pain. Empty and corrupted by 4chan, he tastes her sorrow and finds that he likes it. He indulges on it, learning the sweet taste of others' misery. He continues to drink until she is drained of emotion.
>> [_] Anon 1747970 They part ways but their fate is sealed. They will continue to wander 4chan, repeating this scene until they become no different from the shambling masses of Anonymous. The boy will become a troll, his only comfort from feeding on the sorrows of others. The girl will become a cum dumpster, debasing and humiliating herself for the attention she seeks. There is no happy ending.
>> [_] Anon 1747990 Its Shit.
>> [_] Anon 1748050 watching now....but the first thing that struck me is that it's japanese, its 3d, and the animation isn't so awful you can barely look at it. But I still don't know why japan can't animate anything right given how obsessed they are with all things futuristic and artificial.
>> [_] Anon 1748057 you know that classmate you always had in school. Always wanted to eat the glue and paint in art class.....ya even he's getting laid more than you.
>> [_] Anon 1748072 >># >># done watching now...not bad, emo japanese sentimentality to it....what makes it japanese specifically is the length of things. Everyone praises Kurosawa and while I adore more japanese stuff I hate Kurosawas stuff for that very reason. something happens.... ....long gazes into distant, at each other, at the sun, whatever.... .....next thing happens. The occasional shot of ivy growing up along a wooden waterbucket for momentary reflection is great. When its precedes every single sentence it just makes the thing feel weighty.
>> [_] themanthat'sgoingtosave/r9k/ !6UEJSkGVOk 1748106 bumping 4 awsum
>> [_] Anon 1748110 "Movie not loaded..." I guess it loads external files? Fail, doesn't work for me.
>> [_] themanthat'sgoingtosave/r9k/ !6UEJSkGVOk 1748140 >># >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VK2il0Ln OY there
>> [_] Anon 1748144 eat paint kids, its good for you.
>> [_] Anon 1748160 2 DEEP 4 ME
>> [_] Anon 1748168 well that was gay.
>> [_] Anon 1748179 Just in case you guys didn't understand, the girl was a prostitute and the boy run from home after being abused somehow.
>> [_] Anon 1748185 3 DEEP 5 ME

File: Chiruri.swf-(500 KB, Japanese)
[_] 4chan the Movie Anon 1747647 An underage b& wanders the barren wastelands of the Internet before finding 4chan, where all pure things are corrupted. Anon falcon punches a 12 year-old girl, she cries a flood of Aperture Science repulsion gel, and the boy discovers the joy of feeding on the misery of others. Indoctrinated to this world of fucked up fetishes, they part ways, doomed to join the ranks of Anonymous. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1747659 Thank you, OP, for explaining it. Now it makes sense and I lol'd. Still... >2deep4me
>> [_] Anon 1747724 >IDRINKYOURTEARS.swf
>> [_] Anon 1747734 i don't even...
>> [_] Anon 1747824 all I know is delicious tears
>> [_] Anon 1747837 Cry me a river bitch! oooooooo
>> [_] Anon 1747841 Cry me a river bitch! oooooooo
>> [_] Anon 1747847 Taste even better than piss
>> [_] Anon 1747897 Well that was... something.