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[_] Communism Ben Shapiro 3085939
>> [_] Anon 3086051 >># if this really is you emily youcis, i really want to complement you on your work if its not emily great job anyway
>> [_] Anon 3086108 funny thing is we might all be trapped in a computer simulation...

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[_] PLEASE YOU MUST HELP HELP I AM TRAPPED IN COMPUTER 2975510
>> [_] Anon 2975556 emily is that you?
>> [_] HELP I AM TRAPPED IN COMPUTER 2975558 >># its me bitch
>> [_] HELP I AM TRAPPED IN COMPUTER 2975559 I wanted to post this but i cant upload mp4s cuz its /f/ but here is my new FUcking Alfred cartoon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgtOtPaG 67A
>> [_] Anon 2975578 >># omfg em this is amazing

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[_] HELP I AM TRAPPED IN COMPUTER help im not kidding trostky has me 2796052
>> [_] Someone shud let ehr out 2796057 he wont let me out
>> [_] Anon 2796159 was this emily's earliest shit?
>> [_] Anon 2796160 even if you were trapped what could I do
>> [_] Anon 2796173 What is the name of the original song?

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[_] HE WONT LET ME OUT Anon 1874338 hehehehehee hurry heehheheheh hurry heheheheheh hurry hehehehheh hurry hhehehehhhe hurry
>> [_] Anon 1874339 HI!!! IM TIMOTHY!! I WILL SHOW YOU THE WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FOLLOW ME! FOLLOW MEE HEE HEE FOLLOW MEE FOLLOW ME HEEH HEE FOLLOW ME FOLLOW MEE HEEHEHE!!
>> [_] Anon 1874348 hello. this is neelams honors english teacher. i was calling to let you know that we weill be going on a trip to cuba this summer and that neelam is invited. also, please do not bite my penis off
>> [_] Anon 1874350 please do not bite my penis off please do not bite my penis off
>> [_] Anon 1874352 death death death death death death death death
>> [_] Anon 1874354 i kneow the shit was in the shits when he got me shitty goth jewelry, the shittiest goth jewelry for christmas. i am neither goth nor wear jewelry
>> [_] Anon 1874355 OUR QUEEN RETURNS, BROTHERS!
>> [_] Anon 1874356 "I ownly want to see you happy and healthy, and blah blahb blah blah blah blah go kill yourself" why the fuck did he make me buy him a 99 dolar seltzer machine for christmas. I swear, i will go to his house and bust his windows in with a rock to make up for the grand i spent on something that never existed. "I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU I HOPE WE CAN BRE FRIENDS BLAH BLAH GO KILL HYOURSELF"
>> [_] Anon 1874360 heehehheheeheh hurry!! hhehheheheheheh hurry!! hehehehhehehe hurry!! hehehehehehe hurry! ehhehehehheh hurry11 HEEEHHEHHE HURRY!! HEHEHHEHEHEH HURRY1111 HEEHHEHEHHEH EHURRYY!!!
>> [_] Anon 1874364 may you all slaughter screamerclauz, and all the shit children his legion of drugg addicted suicidal whores will poop out in the very near future. !!!! the vision of it makes me shit my pants in ultimate glee!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1874366 please please please u hurry i told u im trapped in computer why wont u let me out pelase thank you
>> [_] kill jimmy creamer Anon 1874370 Jimmy Igotdeletedreaddme ScreamerClauz I think there's different degrees on love, and in the sense that I really care about you and only want to see you happy, healthy and doing well, I for sure love you. I think the romantic parts just faded off for me. I always enjoyed your company and you were always so good to me, but I always felt so guilty because I could tell how in love with me you were and I knew I wouldn't be able to give it back on the same level, and I think you deserve more then what I can give you. So the more attached you got, the more the guilt piled on and every time I would see you sad when you had to leave or rearrange your whole life just to spend more time with me, it would just end up making me feel really bad.
>> [_] Anon 1874371 Trotskyism is the theory of Marxism as advocated by Leon Trotsky. Trotsky identified as an orthodox Marxist and Bolshevik-Leninist, and supported founding a vanguard eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyes eyR7nW1efv38┨ ┩ ┪
>> [_] I WILL render your death DIE KREMNER DIE 1874372 I know it feels like you'll never find love again, but you will. You'll grow from all of this and be able to find some one that makes you happy, and then you'll look back at all of this and understand why it wasn't going to work. Your first heartbreak is always the hardest, but in time it will feel better. Keep doing the therapy (hell if I could afford it I'd go to!) and I think roller derby might be a really good outlet for you and a good way to make some new friends. I wish the best for you Emily, I really do and I hope that I can see you again some day. Anytime you want to talk about stuff feel free to contact me. I'd really like to be your friend, but I understand it's going to be hard at first
>> [_] Dilute his facebook with death threats your mission: 1874375 But right now I'm broke and lost and I only have 1 thing going for me, so this is the way it has to be. The guilt over having you come over here just to sit behind me for 16 hours was also a large contributing factor to all of this, especially since you would insist on spending a week at a time here. You (like me) have a giant hole inside of you that you expected me to soley fill, and I just couldn't do it. It doesn't mean I don't care about you, it just means I can't be your boyfriend. I'm sorry I wasn't more affectionate and that you had to "beg me for sex" and I'm sorry I wasn't a better boyfriend, but I tried.
>> [_] in the name of alfred saturate his facebook with kill threats 1874377 Jimmy Igotdeletedreaddme ScreamerClauz I haven't changed my relationship status (although I did make it private) because truthfully I don't wish to be bothered and I'm not really looking for a "replacement" I'd rather just be left alone. I need to take time and figure my head out so I don't end up hurting anyone again or getting myself into a bad relationship like in the past. The only reason I "dumped" you over the phone was because i didn't want you to waste money coming up here on a bus and, as usual, I'm broke and behind on bills so driving to philly wasn't exactly an option, and on top of it I thought you were back at your moms. I didn't feel I had any other option, what would liked me to have done? And if I did come in person who would have turned into crying and pleading and it would have been ugly, and you know it.
>> [_] Anon 1874380 God is dead long live the VCR There are many wonderful breads Oh what was that clarkson OH GOD WHAT HAVE THEY DONi remember the world's fair it sucked when you were in Canada SIGNAL NOT FOUND CONTACT COMMUNICATIONS DEPT they just won't find the way will they Remember what the TRS-80 told you HELLO GOODBYE HELLO GOODBYE fi child is father of the man then does that make father of man the god of himself THE TRUTH LIES nothing is existing Last call for boarding platform 17 Las call Should we tell them before E3 GODDAMMIT MAN SET THE TURRETS UP here we go again aren;t we UVB076 UVB-767676786 The Intel 486DX2 was first released in 1992ANY OLD EIN ANY OLD EIN ANY OLD ANY OLD sequence cutoff
>> [_] Render yourself str8 down to hell rot in hell james cremner 1874381 'when blackbirds fly' more like 'when black birds take a shit all over my mind body and soul die jimmy creamer die rot in hell forever'
>> [_] >>>1874380 1874385 find jimmmy creamer and kill his facebook with endless spam threats and shitporn. tlel him his movie sucks so much ass and it smells like siiieeet. Dont say its form me thow. do this on ur own accord, dear /s/lave.
>> [_] Anon 1874387 C:\win3\windows\system_vga.drv THIS IS HIGH LEVEL where are we now HEY IS THE FRIDGE DONE YET the subdirectory currently holds 2115 compressed filWho are you and why are you BROCK LOUIS DELANO STEPHEN FOXTROT 83 a triumph of the will TESTAMENT TO the prophecy is underway LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND of peniWait until march and be amazed CODEC ACQUIRED and collect your fags there's a ROM file is encrypted to ensure a slowing of piracy attempts HATS HATS FOR THE POOR sing for the laughter sing for the Half of time is really just wasteful storage of coatliners 02 FEB. 2013 - 12:02:54 AM CST with a 60 percent chance of increased NUCLEAR FALLOUT DECTECTED IN YOUR AREA EMERGENCY ACTION NOTIFICATION
>> [_] Anon 1874390 I hate to say this to the Goddess, but not your personal army, faggot.
>> [_] Jimmy Igotdeletedreaddme ScreamerClauz Jimmy Igotdeletedreaddme ScreamerClauz 1874391 heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lieks suicidal bitches heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee likes cutters heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee likes psychoanorexicslutcunts but i tougt that wat was i?????????????????????/ oh this world make no sense find jimmy cramer and kill him please. also tell him his movie sucks major dick. the new peice of shit hes workin on when blackbirds fly it is a major shitpile never watch it just shit on it thank you 33############################ 333333333333333 43FWA 82222 Jimmy Igotdeletedreaddme ScreamerClauz KILL HIM slaughter his mass litter of whore children bred from sexually abused crippled whores thank you god bless
>> [_] Anon 1874392 Welcome to here. It is space you can many breads. It is space you can many breads. It is space you can many breads. It is space you canmany breads. It is space you can m_ _ _ SEQUENCE DROPPED CONTACT DEVELOPER STAFF CODE REF. 8293-D4 _ NODE GRAPH MISSING
>> [_] jimmmy creamer 1874395 .1874390 WHY THE FAKKK CANT I DO THE /:"?L:>? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> wt the number s anymore?!? U not MY personal army, u ALFRED personal army. and u can only do it if you want to, u dont have to. JIMMY IGOTDELETEDREADME SCREAMERCLAUZ TOOK A SHIT ALL OVER MY HEART RIGHT AFTER I BOUGHT HIM A 9099 DOLLAR SELLTZER MACHINE FIND HIM AND KILL HIM NOW PLEASE THANK YOU FOR THE ALFRED
>> [_] Jimmy Igotdeletedreaddme ScreamerClauz 1874403 heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lieks suicidal bitches heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee likes cutters heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee likes psychoanorexicslutcunts but i tougt that wat was i?????????????????????/ oh this world make no sense find jimmy cramer and kill him please. also tell him his movie sucks major dick. the new peice of shit hes workin on when blackbirds fly it is a major shitpile never watch it just shit on it thank you 33############################ 333333333333333 43FWA 82222 Jimmy Igotdeletedreaddme ScreamerClauz KILL HIM slaughter his mass litter of whore children bred from sexuYYYYYYYYYYYYY FOLLOW ME! FOLLOW MEE HEE HEE FOLLOW MEE FOLLOW ME HEEH HEE FOLLOW ME FOLLOW MEE HEEHEHEI!!! IM TIMOTHY!! I WILL SHOW YOU THE WAYYYYYally abused crippled whores thank you god bless
>> [_] Anon 1874406 >># Holy shit, you got him a fucking seltzer machine? I'd kill for some fucking seltzer water, love that shit. Can I take it when he's dead?
>> [_] Anon 1874408 and yet the sky is exploding around us LOOK AT THAT THING WHAT IS IT if they only knew oh man if they only CJOHNSyouve ment a terrible fate havent ySIGOURNEY WEAVER march of now 802.4 MB RAM USAGE content="imageboard,upload,adobe,macrome dia,flash,swf"document.get>
>> [_] Anon 1874413 1874406 Y4EEERRRWWWQ YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL HIM FOR ME AND THEN YOU CAN HAVE AL THE SELTZER WATHER IN THE WORLD!!! HAHHAHHAHAHAH!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!! A
>> [_] Anon 1874417 >># CHILD CHILD CHILDCHILD FATHER OF THE MAN FATHER OF THE MAN father of the man (string quartet here) UPPER MEMORY FULL ATTEMPT TO ALLOT XMS? >Y DOS Real-time Protected Environment Loading renderdata......................laoded! Loading scenedate......................loaded Loading models, 3 out of 43...................................... ......................................... ......timed out
>> [_] Jimmy Igotdeletedreaddme ScreamerClauz 1874418 hahhhahah a hahaa jimmy creamer likes sexually abused btiitches it is his favorite BUT i thought i was sexuall y ABUSED ENUF/''"" ?????????????????????? APPARENTLY i did not get raped hard enuf by my tard brother hahahahahhhahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! for jimmy to love me i was not sexxuly bused enuf for his liking BUT I THUTTT GETTIN WOKEN UP AND TOUCHED BY UR DADDA WHILE UR MOTHER ON HER DEATHBED WS SUFFICIENT SEXUUL BUSE?!!!!!??!!??!? gues not guess not NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1874420 alfred is the dog god of the worlddddyworlld
>> [_] Anon 1874421 >># it's a doggy dog world
>> [_] Anon 1874422 Alright, Emmy, seriously, you need to chill the fuck out. Literally every single post in both of the threads you made was either made by me or you. It's currently midnight in central time, and I've warned Jimmy that you're kinda flipping the fuck out. He might be here right now, lurking, assuming he received my email in due time. Regardless, chill. Something tells me that he didn't break up with you just because you weren't pathetic enough (seriously, what kind of delusion is that?), and maybe if you take your time and /think/ you can try to figure out. In the meantime, goodnight, Emmy. Go to bed and try to calm down. Seriously, I'm sitting here looking at the craziest ranting I've ever seen, and I'm about as amused as I am scared. tl;dr: Chill out, sleep on it, try to get a little better grasp of why he broke up with you.
>> [_] Anon 1874424 1874422 HEY U FUCK I TOLD U TO BE ANONAMOUS, you are no longer my friend YOU ratted me out you little snitch shit bitch!!!! you seere supposed to be annonomous ow well i dont care he is done with me for good it doesnt mattter now it will never matter ahahhha yay
>> [_] Anon 1874425 >># >># y- you too
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>> [_] Anon 1874430 If you act like this after some guy breaks up with you I'd say he should have done it sooner. Holy shit.
>> [_] Anon 1874433 1874430 hahahhahah yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy now it is confirmed i truly do not deserve love jOYYYYY my self fulfilling prophecy is now comlpppleete!~~~!!
>> [_] Anon 1874438 Dude, the guy with the orange shirt looked just like me in prison garb. Freaked me out so much I clicked it off. Oh god, I'm gonna die a D-class. D:
>> [_] Anon 1874439 I mean if he had done it sooner then maybe you wouldn't currently be so fucking psychotic and you know take it like a normal person. If you weren't psychotically obsessive it isn't as if he would have needed to escape from you, but the point is that he should have left before you could turn into this, and before he would have to deal with you turning into this.
>> [_] Anon 1874451 1874424 u fucker u ruined my chances at getting adobe premeir tahnks a lot
>> [_] Anon 1874459 Is that Emily speaking?
>> [_] Anon 1874461 god I wish you could sage in /f/. self bumping 12 yr olds.
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>> [_] Anon 1874464 >># >12 yr olds Do you know who you're referring to? You just insulted Emily "Motherfucking" Youcis. BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT THE QUEEN OF /f/
>> [_] Anon 1874486 1874424 U FUCKIN RUINED MY CHANCES OF GETTING ADOBE PREMEIR ITS THE LAST THING I WANTDEEF ROM THAT FUCKER AND NOW I HAVE NO MORE CHAHNCE THANKS A LOOTT!!!
>> [_] Anon 1874505 Wow, this grade of mental illness just isn't found these days online. Sort of a circa 1990's vintage. Very refreshing! PS Emily I still love u now and forever. Email me, we can live in my mothers attic forever.
>> [_] Anon 1874543 What in the fuck am I bearing witness to?

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[_] HE WONT LET ME OUT Anon 1756906
>> [_] Anon 1756908 quality alfred poarn coming tonight!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1756913 he wont let me out..... Of quality alfred poarn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COming soon, tonighT!!! Or should i say, CUMMING OHOHOHOHO!
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 1756971 And the times... they are... a chaaaangin...
>> [_] Anon 1757018 >># >># YESSSSSSSSSSS