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[_] Anon 3230554
>> [_] Anon 3230615 >># not accurate, noone asked for sauce
>> [_] Anon 3230617 >># there were also no "so what is it" or "you got a license to sell hot dogs chico man", and i looked as hard as i can, but i couldnt even find a single mongolian or german chicken yodeler
>> [_] Anon 3230618 >># Nor loops, hentai or uniquely remixed music.
>> [_] Anon 3230649 Less cancer please
>> [_] Anon 3230665 I wasn't banned for posting tho JAP CONTENT ONLY

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[_] Anon 2654374 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2654524 lol if that was /f/ there'd be no replies in the first place

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[_] Anon 2419323 I haven't been on /f/ in ages. Were there any more made like this or was it just pony thread simulators? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2419325 terrible saved
>> [_] Anon 2419383 >># ok, i wrapped my hand around my tiny dick. managed not t pull it off so far. what next?
>> [_] Anon 2419389 >># Now pump it back and forth until something comes out, and if nothing does then you must be a fag oh wait
>> [_] Anon 2419390 >># shake up and down until white stuff comes out and there you go, you semen'd
>> [_] Anon 2419395 >># >># welp, pulled it off fuck you guys
>> [_] Anon 2419424 I dont have a dick Or have I already pulled it off I cant tell which
>> [_] Anon 2419427 >># If you don't have a dick you're either a girl or a jew, and there are no girls on the internet, little Goldstein.
>> [_] Anon 2419431 got a giggle with the end
>> [_] Anon 2419523 But no one cares about gets on /f/
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2419577 Do a thread simulator of anything with gun or religion content in it.

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[_] Anon 2414187 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2414193 I've never seen this before, so I'm going to assume it's OC and applaud the effort instead of checking swfchan to make sure it's not just a repost.
>> [_] Anon 2414195 terrible saved
>> [_] Anon 2414276 >># Probably not. It says 2012...
>> [_] Anon 2414279 >># I was going to say that they are just like us, then I checked swfchan and saw that it's actually us
>> [_] Anon 2414417 >># still so damn accurate

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[_] Anon 2370626
>> [_] Anon 2370655 It's shit.
>> [_] Anon 2370752 just popped in to tell you this sucks.
>> [_] Anon 2370782 This is fucking awful

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[_] Anon 2366871 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2366875 I tried to masturbate like the flash told me to now my crotch hurts what do
>> [_] Anon 2366879 >># Enjoy your recent castration with a nice hot bath.
>> [_] Anon 2366885 >># ah ok thanks
>> [_] Anon 2366889 tfw you're the person that said that first line
>> [_] Anon 2366892 >># tfw lots of people have asked for 'less cancer please' You must be proud.
>> [_] Anon 2366902 >># I think he meant the question about content after the boss
>> [_] Anon 2366903 it's shit
>> [_] Anon 2366918 this shit is lies "As of September 28, 2012, 4chan introduced a 4chan pass" post dates are September 25th Also >quads on a slow board
>> [_] Anon 2366956 No one asked "how do i cum". 5/10
>> [_] Anon 2366958 >># Nice quads
>> [_] Sage01 2366964 >># Severely unfunny.
>> [_] Anon 2366992 >># Holy shit is that bad
>> [_] Anon 2367011 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># screencapping for /f/ thread simualator part 2!! thanks guys!
>> [_] Anon 2367033 toasting

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[_] this is /f/ today -.- Anon 2048615 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] inDICted 2048619 WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD JOIN THE PARTY >>#
>> [_] Anon 2048636 OC? ON MY /f/?
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 2048642 >># It was OC back in October 2012.
>> [_] Anon 2048650 >># >Emoticons You are cancer too, you know.
>> [_] Anon 2048681 >No gay porn strafing runs by shit-pushers. This is inaccurate.
>> [_] Anon 2048684 >># Too afraid of your DEEP♂DARK♂FANTASY?
>> [_] Anon 2048687 >># Yup, so keep your AIDS to yourself.
>> [_] Anon 2048706 OC, sure, but that doesn't make it anything greater than rubbish.
>> [_] Anon 2048709 >># This isn't OC
>> [_] Anon 2048710 >># >Hanako. I like.
>> [_] Anon 2048715 >Copying the mlp faggot's pony simulator faggotry 0/10 worst flash ever
>> [_] Anon 2048778 >"how does I masturbate?" I don't even.....
>> [_] Anon 2048782 This always makes me laugh, because my reply to the quads made it into a flash. He was asking how to make Samus masturbate, to provide proper context. I just felt like being a dick.
>> [_] Anon 2048793 >># you must have felt pretty Hard On yourself

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[_] Anon 1956177 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1956178 meh
>> [_] Anon 1956180 gay/10. Pacing should be faster, content should be better.
>> [_] Anon 1956181 Nice dubs Kekekekeke
>> [_] Anon 1956190 How do i masturbate?
>> [_] Anon 1956193 >># Well, we are talking about /f/ afterall, good content and fast pace is out of question. It's shit anyways.
>> [_] Anon 1956208 That wasn't like /f/ at all.
>> [_] Anon 1956212 so many fucking newfags GTFO
>> [_] Anon 1956215 Quality. Just kidding.
>> [_] Anon 1956216 These are boring and not funny.
>> [_] Anon 1956222 nope, that was pretty spot on
>> [_] Anon 1956247 >># nice trips
>> [_] Anon 1956248 >># fuck you
>> [_] Anon 1956276 >Alfred NOPE
>> [_] Anon 1956287 >># dubs
>> [_] Anon 1956288 What is the song used in this? I'd really like to know.
>> [_] Anon 1956294 >># It's a song played in the end credits of Super Mario World.
>> [_] Anon 1956350 it was pretty shitty. the pacing was all weird and the posts were not as crazy as the pony-sims. try again.

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[_] /f/ sucks always Anon 1909451 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1909460 Would have loved it if some effort was put in like the pony ones.
>> [_] Anon 1909492 You forgot people calling each other betas, people complaining about flashes being renamed like mental patients, people saying "this sucks ass" on every single post, people posting pregnant woman with dirty feet porn, people saying "he sure has a small dick", people asking for sauce on flashes that have it displayed before the actual content, etc etc etc
>> [_] Anon 1909503 thats bullshit and you know it OP
>> [_] Anon 1909520 OMG OP so original.......... oh yea this sucks ass.
>> [_] Anon 1909522 nice try OP; https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ayer_detailpage&list=PLDD574895B178BD43&v =A66rC53Ncx c
>> [_] Anon 1909528 >># you forgot >implying
>> [_] Anon 1909609 > no people asking for sauce > no people going full autism at people asking for sauce > no people complaining about filename You've missed out three of the most important features of /f/
>> [_] Anon 1909621 >># >># If you actually used the archive you'd understand the file name thing.
>> [_] Anon 1909625 >not reposting things from not even days ago >not bitching about reposting things from not even days ago >not asking for sauce when sauce is already listed right fucking there god damn are you blind >no pregnant/zietgest cancer >no lolicatgirls or anything other classic /f/ shitposts >nobody posting shit from the archive >no people complaining about people posting shit from the archive >OP being a colossal faggot get out. just get out.

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[_] Just ignore them, guys Anon 1803464
>> [_] Anon 1803483 This was really unfunny and unoriginal and unentertaining and ultimately pointless you faggot please die in a fire and never breathe MY fucking air again thanks.
>> [_] Anon 1803486 >># Quite the strong reaction.
>> [_] Anon 1803489 >># Silence infidel enemy of allah prepare to be slaughtered in the holy war of the mujahideen
>> [_] Anon 1803491 How do I masturbate?
>> [_] Anon 1803494 >># 1. - apply lotion to your hands 2. - grab your dick 3. - try not to accidentally, or it gets stuck in the ceiling fan 4. - ??? 5. - Prophet!
>> [_] Anon 1803495 >># >lotion
>> [_] Anon 1803497 I do have to agree with anon 1 that this isn't funny or original. The timing of the stupid "what the f-" and nuke explosion didn't make any sense at all. The pacing was slow and not entertaining. Pony Thread Simulator is by far superior.
>> [_] Anon 1803498 >># >The pacing was slow Just like our glorious board
>> [_] Anon 1803499 This is crap.
>> [_] Anon 1803520 best part was "wrap your hand around your tiny dick and try not to pull it off" the random nuke killed my lol
>> [_] Anon 1803530 too bad the 1800000 wasn't capp'd
>> [_] Anon 1803546 >># It was my get, and I capped it.
>> [_] Anon 1803549 Way better than a screamer or Zeitgeist spam. Thx op
>> [_] Anon 1803565 >># No one believes it was you anon.
>> [_] Anon 1803567 >># I know, but I will know it was me. Anyone want the screencap? I can upload it to mediafire really quick.
>> [_] Anon 1803623 >Didn't include a Zeitgeist reference 0/10 see me after class
>> [_] Anon 1803635 >># PANIC
>> [_] Anon 1803661 The captcha has given /f/ something to talk about. We should be grateful.

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[_] Anon 1772393 Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina!
>> [_] Anon 1772397 neat, i like how you included the moot spam with the 4chan pass at the top where's the "what the fuck" audio sample from? ive always wondered
>> [_] Anon 1772398 >># I don't know the original source, I took it from here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91rPIq2m N4
>> [_] Anon 1772399 I really like that nasal quasi-british voice that gets used in these vids, every comedian on the planet should be given a device that morphs their voice into this one. I am not a horse fucker, by the way.
>> [_] Anon 1772401 This is pretty shit bro
>> [_] Anon 1772403 slow paced, just how I like it
>> [_] Anon 1772404 This doesn't really work because the subject isn't universally despicable (ie. Pony Porn)
>> [_] Anon 1772406 >># Its 4chan /f.. what isnt more universally despicable?
>> [_] Anon 1772407 >># Pony porn
>> [_] Anon 1772409 The only problem is that we don't really freak out about dubs since the board is so slow
>> [_] Anon 1772427 < Inb4 that 'tard that doesn't know simulators are parod- >># gasp.
>> [_] Anon 1772428 >># typing o n p s3 sucks
>> [_] Anon 1772431 Was that supposed to be funny or shocking? It showed /f/ on an off day, not even at its 70%.
>> [_] Anon 1772441 so you took a thread that wasn't even 24 hours ago about some flash with a crystal themed samus and commented about someone pointing out quads on a board that hardly moves instead of posts that have screamers hoods dancing street guys or sauce requests on archived material... >the world burning >some men just wanting to watch it
>> [_] Anon 1772495 I could of been part of this damnit i didn't post tho because that flash was old news to me
>> [_] Anon 1772501 >># you missed the one of a lifetime opportunity to be in history books of /f/ you should be ashamed of yourself
>> [_] Anon 1772508 >># Don't feel bad. It was shit anyways. It's better that you are not in it.
>> [_] Anon 1772523 >># Holy shit, my post made it into a flash! ... I don't know whether to feel disgusted or marginally prideful. Also why the fuck was a British TTS used for my post?