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[_] Anon 2855899 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2855907 The biggest mystery is how does How to Basic clean that shit up...
>> [_] Anon 2855909 HE IS A DEMI-GOD
>> [_] Anon 2855912 What a waste. ;O;
>> [_] Anon 2855916 this is grosser than fisting a corpse
>> [_] Anon 2855921 somewhere right now, a nigger is watching this....and bawling
>> [_] Anon 2855924 It's like I'm really on plebbit.
>> [_] Anon 2855928 >># fucking pleb
>> [_] Anon 2855929 aw lawd no
>> [_] Anon 2855938 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMbF2kA5 WAI
>> [_] Anon 2855957 I genuinely don't understand why people continue to watch his videos, they're all exactly the same.
>> [_] Anon 2855961 These videos are a litmus test to see how retarded someone is.
>> [_] Anon 2855994 I'd fuck a watermelon... Those squelching noises, mm
>> [_] Anon 2856055 >># Wow

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[_] For a friend shaggysoawesome !XRHmX27gPs 2133099
>> [_] Anon 2133104 This is the same video used for illustrating a lobotomy procedure in medical schools.
>> [_] Anon 2133112 touhou gore
>> [_] Anon 2133173 that poor watermelon.... also thanks for killing my boner.

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[_] lelelel Anon 1948373 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1948395 That sound as he digs his hand into it, orgasmic.
>> [_] Anon 1948400 But why the egg at the end?
>> [_] Anon 1948402 >># For autistic pleasure; all his videos include an egg at the end.
>> [_] Anon 1948404 ugh that noise
>> [_] Anon 1948419 it's from howtobasic youtube channel
>> [_] Anon 1948528 I love HowToBasic.
>> [_] Anon 1948534 jokes on him he just wasted $5<

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[_] Delicious Watermelons Horse 1931414 How to do it properly Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1931417 "Porn"
>> [_] Anon 1931420 >eating watermelon like man
>> [_] Anon 1931459 that didn't even looked like manly. just an attention whore.
>> [_] Anon 1931460 Dat egg
>> [_] Anon 1931533 >how to watermelon >not a nigger that faggot aint doing it right
>> [_] Anon 1931544 how to use a tripod...
>> [_] Anon 1931549 HowToBasic is awesome. It really shouldn't be funny at all, but it's hilarious.

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[_] How to watermelon Anon 1916186 I'm helping drowning out the Zeitgeist, ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART? Hope I'm doing this right, first time uploadan. Fave flash.
>> [_] Anon 1916191 somewhere in africa, 20 niggers are screaming bloody murder...
>> [_] Anon 1916199 wat
>> [_] Anon 1916202 >># ermelon
>> [_] Anon 1916204 awfh dat noise
>> [_] Anon 1916207 Instructions unclear. Got dick caught in watermellon.
>> [_] Anon 1916208 >># It just cracks me up every damn time. Fun fact! Watermelons and celery are actually the top two gore sound creators in movies and video games!
>> [_] Anon 1916220 I suddenly don't want watermelon anymore...
>> [_] Anon 1916357 what is the guy's name on youtube that does these? I want to see his rubiks cube one again haha
>> [_] Anon 1916396 >># howtobasic fag

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[_] like a boss Anon 1883707 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1883710 ive been doing it so very wrong all these year :(
>> [_] Anon 1883735 OH.
>> [_] Anon 1883738 Um guys, to speed things up, just punch the watermelon once to crack it open. People think "wtf are you doing" but it's actually easy (its skin isn't very thick).
>> [_] Anon 1883792 made me lol
>> [_] Anon 1883832 >howtomakeblackpeoplecry.swf
>> [_] Anon 1883880 this guy pisses me off, all of his videos on how to retardedly do simple tasks in the kitchen are stupid, and you are stupid.
>> [_] Anon 1883883 >># Looks like someone needs to take a chill pill, bro.
>> [_] Anon 1883895 Did anyone else get a sense of satisfaction from the squishing noise?
>> [_] sage sage 1883896 sage
>> [_] Anon 1883898 this nigga crazy
>> [_] Anon 1883923 More like >how to waste Japanese people's diner

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[_] Delicious Watermelons Anon 1873985 Oh yeah fist that little melon, mother fucker Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1873987 Oh lawdy
>> [_] Anon 1873994 YUM
>> [_] Anon 1873995 That is one juicy ass melon. seems kinda like a waste
>> [_] Anon 1873999 These how to basic things are complete shit
>> [_] Anon 1874000 that squishing sound............
>> [_] Anon 1874011 I lolld in my pants soooooo hard.
>> [_] Anon 1874015 >># >porn lol. Also, somewhere in the world a poor nigger unexpectedly started watching this and crying.
>> [_] Anon 1874016 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8vRs5L_V Eo this guy has a series in case you wanted more his trade mark is slamming eggs in to finish the dish
>> [_] Anon 1874046 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TFUI3Eto 3M this looks yummy :)
>> [_] Anon 1874108 your wasting it D:< make it staaahp! FYI im a white guy and today i didn't get my monthly dose of hotwings KFC was out of hotwings D:<
>> [_] Anon 1874115 I don't dislike watermelons in any way but this made me want to throw up
>> [_] Anon 1874131 I sure hope he washed his hands first.
>> [_] Anon 1874177 Dayyyum gurl!
>> [_] Anon 1874179 Shit all those years I was doing it wrong

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[_] Anon 1855735 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1855743 >howtomakeblackpeoplecry.swf
>> [_] Anon 1855745 I loled
>> [_] Anon 1855761 >># THAT'S RACIST
>> [_] Anon 1855764 hihi, laughed my ass off, I expected a black guy
>> [_] Anon 1855765 I wonder what it would be like to fuck a water melon.
>> [_] Anon 1855790 >egg
>> [_] Anon 1855795 my sides XD
>> [_] Anon 1855796 >># Judging by the flash, very squishy and wet.
>> [_] Anon 1855799 >># but cold..
>> [_] Anon 1855814 ask /d/ about melon fucker.
>> [_] Anon 1855828 I have seen this video many times, and almost always laugh but this time do not know why I was afraid. was as strong gore video more than any other shit I've ever seen and i've seen a lot of shit recently
>> [_] Anon 1855866 Is this where Zone gets his sounds?
>> [_] Anon 1855879 I imagine that some people actually eat their watermelon like that.
>> [_] Anon 1855887 >># >implying I dont warm my melon in an oven first.
>> [_] Anon 1855899 I loled a lot
>> [_] Anon 1855900 That sound is fucking disgusting.
>> [_] Anon 1855976 mfw black people orgasm when watching this...
>> [_] Anon 1855986 Holy shit I can't stop laughing
>> [_] Anon 1855998 Don't play with food, son.
>> [_] Anon 1856001 You are not supposed to scoop watermelon with your hands! XD

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[_] How to remedy the Hood Anon 1844478 Send the hoods back to whence they came. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1844481 What a waste of a watermelon ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1844482 That was enough to almost feed 1 black man!
>> [_] Anon 1844499 Totally not going to use sounds from this for porn
>> [_] RedPlasma !v5Ej1kgNHM 1844508 youtube.com/howtobasic
>> [_] Anon 1844513 dafuq?
>> [_] Anon 1844514 Perfect sound for ripping out intestines.
>> [_] Anon 1844520 How to hentai cum sound
>> [_] Anon 1844538 I have the weirdest boner right now...
>> [_] Anon 1844544 Fuck i love nigger gore
>> [_] Anon 1844552 >># >># I was thinking "ZONE should really use these SFX instead of trying to make them up"
>> [_] sage 1844577 >># zone uses jell-o for sounds
>> [_] Anon 1844580 Instruction werent clear enough on the video,got my dick stuck in the toaster.
>> [_] Anon 1844640 >title I just had a WONDERFUL idea
>> [_] Anon 1844684 >># i bet it fucks the jello to further enhance the immersion
>> [_] Anon 1844699 I have no idea why, but every time I see this guy's videos, I rage so hard.

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[_] Anon 1828228
>> [_] Anon 1828264 makes sense
>> [_] sage sage 1828336 This asshole decimated a perfectly good watermelon.
>> [_] Anon 1828340 >># nigger detected

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[_] Anon 1818325 What a beautiful sound!
>> [_] sage sage 1818326 sage
>> [_] f94ms9 1818328 I MUST know video sauce on this one!
>> [_] Anon 1818329 why the fuck am i laughing. it wasn't even that fucking funny and i'm still laughing. about half way through i just started and its still going a minute and a half after the video is over
>> [_] Anon 1818333 what? no egg?
>> [_] Anon 1818338 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upxw2eiPQ wU >># he smashes an egg onto the plate at the end
>> [_] Anon 1818379 >># How to basic. It's a youtube channel. Fucking awesome. I don't know why I find it so funny, but it's hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1818419 thousands of niggers shed a tear at the sight
>> [_] Anon 1818423 It's like my inner rage expressed on 'violenting food'. He's all calm about putting eggs in a pan, then just randomly slams it against the wall. It's also something to do with just seeing a hand do these things.

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[_] Anon 1808442
>> [_] Anon 1808444 for what purpose.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1808449 SPLAT
>> [_] Anon 1808464 waste of a good mellummm nigger.avi
>> [_] Anon 1808471 Smeagol style
>> [_] Anon 1808479 more like zombie. he's attacking that watermelon as if it was a head full of brains. similar sound effects any ways
>> [_] Anon 1808480 >># Nah, brains are more pasty and solid than that.
>> [_] Anon 1808482 AND THEN YOU FUCK IT
>> [_] Anon 1808493 >># not after you slam your hand in it and dig around it wouldn't be. >># you are thing of http://g.e-hentai.org/g/3564/547476afcc/
>> [_] Anon 1808540 >># Who the FUCK wakes up with a fucking MELON in their bed, with a fucking KNIFE? This woman is on her way to becoming a serial killer.
>> [_] Anon 1808543 >># >reading the doujin >penis.jpg >WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH >I has both perts, srsly. >show me then lel >INCOMING FUCKING PONY 503 ERROR I always thought G-E sucked, and now I despise it.
>> [_] Anon 1808546 WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT
>> [_] Anon 1808573 Silly hand! thats not how you watermelon!
>> [_] Anon 1808582 I like to imagine the watermelon's a person.
>> [_] Anon 1808587 I love this series, and I love how there's always inexplicably an egg involved.

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[_] watermelon Anon 1804640 DAILYDOSE MOTHERFUCKERS
>> [_] Generic nigger 1804648 There is no nigger there so you watermelon'd wrong fgt
>> [_] Anon 1804650 Sauce?
>> [_] Anon 1804658 >># howtobasic on youtube
>> [_] Anon 1804669 Millions of niggers died watching this video.
>> [_] Anon 1804709 And now you know where hentai noises come from

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[_] Anon 1800944
>> [_] Anon 1800948 Lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1800952 IT'S TIME!
>> [_] Anon 1800957 I need a link to the actual video lol
>> [_] Anon 1800963 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upxw2eiP QwU

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[_] Anon 1796875
>> [_] niggerjew 1796877 god it was like watching a snuff film
>> [_] Anon 1796879 The horror.
>> [_] Anon 1796880 ohgodwhy
>> [_] Anon 1796903 that was strangely erotic
>> [_] Anon 1796906 i choked on my dinner from laughing.
>> [_] sage sage 1796907 Reposted all day erry day SO FANNEH
>> [_] Anon 1796921 lmfao ....... this guy needs to sit the fuck down and take a pill XD
>> [_] Anon 1796954 it's like gore but relative and believable. you got a +1 disgusted face from me that's for sure.
>> [_] Anon 1796957 Dem tasty tasty sounds
>> [_] Anon 1796958 literally shit my self laughing
>> [_] Anon 1796967 At the end his hand shakes as if he's thinking, my god, what have I done.
>> [_] Anon 1796982 Too bad he only has one hand.
>> [_] Anon 1796991 >dat sound Dear lord, that sound was sickening
>> [_] Anon 1796992 listening to this with eyes closed sounds so sexy
>> [_] Anon 1796997 SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> [_] Anon 1797004 That's what severe autism looks like.
>> [_] Anon 1797019 This is how I feel with shit all the time. I would have tried to cut the watermelon in half and it would have done that thing at the very bottom where the cut was fucked up and kept getting worse, then I would have gotten pissed off and wanted to do the exact same thing. Except in my life, half of the watermelon would have fallen on the floor and been ruined and would have made a huge mess.
>> [_] Anon 1797021 i needed this. mein gawd.
>> [_] Anon 1797035 Need a video link
>> [_] Anon 1797052 I can't stop fucking laughing.
>> [_] Anon 1797063 please upload this to youtube or post a link
>> [_] Anon 1797065 http://youtu.be/upxw2eiPQwU
>> [_] Anon 1797077 WHY?
>> [_] Anon 1797078 The squelching sounds are going to be used for the next Legend of Krystal game.
>> [_] Anon 1797095 How2Basic
>> [_] Anon 1797100 heavy gore for niggers
>> [_] Anon 1797110 quite a good meal right there
>> [_] Anon 1797111 >># Literally?
>> [_] Anon 1797112 niggerhorror
>> [_] i cant find it on youtube 1797115 that sauce post isnt working for me. anyone know what it is?

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[_] Anon 1793893 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1793941 I don't even what the fucks
>> [_] Captain conundrum 1793967 the first time i saw this i laughed so hard i cried
>> [_] Anon 1793977 im scared of this guy
>> [_] Anon 1793987 Wesley Willis rules!
>> [_] Anon 1794037 that last position he left his hand in was quite frightening
>> [_] Anon 1794039 Thank god. I have a fancy party planned with fifteen melons and had no idea how to prepare them.
>> [_] Anon 1794045 >dat sound
>> [_] Anon 1794048 Howtobasic on youtube if anybody is interested in sauce
>> [_] Anon 1794058 reminds me of extreme rice
>> [_] Anon 1794063 >># seconded, that beautiful sound
>> [_] Anon 1794072 I thought this was Mr. Plinkett or something at first
>> [_] Anon 1794083 open it in a tab and just listen. It's beautiful.
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 1794087 OH GOD WHY?
>> [_] Anon 1794112 I cant remember how the egg thing got started... but now he has to end every video with him smashing an egg on the table.

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[_] Anon 1789109
>> [_] Anon 1789110 no
>> [_] kitsune~ !chan2nhsTY 1789161 ikaros would like to have a word with you...
>> [_] Anon 1789162 why am i laughing so hard
>> [_] Anon 1789191 god that was funny
>> [_] Anon 1789202 Now, close your eyes and play the flash again.
>> [_] Anon 1789204 Yes that just happened.
>> [_] Anon 1789209 was that an egg in the end?
>> [_] Anon 1789213 Why is this so fucking funny
>> [_] Anon 1789230 this is how niggers do it
>> [_] Anon 1789231 copy pasta epic meal time? still lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1789245 Source Found http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upxw2eiPQ wU
>> [_] Anon 1789287 And I thought red plums were the goriest, followed by the mangoes. NOPE. This is horrifyingly hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1789290 You've shown me some disturbing shit before f. But I have never been more disturbed by what I have witnessed in this flash than even before. Well done.
>> [_] Anon 1789298 nice soundeffects
>> [_] Anon 1789339 I cried. He killed my watermellun
>> [_] Anon 1789343 ahahahahha

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[_] HAWT Anon 1784982
>> [_] Anon 1785003 Sauce? This guy made a bunch of videos and I've been trying to find them.
>> [_] Anon 1785012 Holy fuck this is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
>> [_] Anon 1785016 Wrong tag.
>> [_] Anon 1785018 >># you can obviously his fucking this poor melon.
>> [_] Anon 1785024 HowToBasic is the author www.youtube.com/user/HowToBasic
>> [_] Anon 1785025 Now I wanna buy a watermelon, cut a hole in it, and see if it's fuckable.
>> [_] Anon 1785028 >># Spoiler: it is Wreck it rather easily though.
>> [_] Anon 1785029 It's like gore..
>> [_] Anon 1785038 >># Thank you. Holy fuck, my sides.
>> [_] Anon 1785047 wow what a piece of shit ruining a perfectly good watermelon.
>> [_] Anon 1785048 Think of the niggers...
>> [_] Anon 1785072 Like Swedish Meal Time without the yelling or aggression.
>> [_] Anon 1785078 i was carving for a hood when the melon opened
>> [_] Anon 1785114 holy fuck, tab to another window while this is running and just listen.
>> [_] Anon 1785122 This is basicly what u do in bioshock.
>> [_] Anon 1785124 >># Was thinking the same thing. Also no mayonnaise. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!
>> [_] Anon 1785133 I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1785134 >># absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1785135 >># Sounds like a murder... Where the hell is the sauce!
>> [_] Anon 1785140 >># HowToBasic on youtube.

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[_] Anon 1780706 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1780707 >Dat squelch
>> [_] Anon 1780708 how hilarious, you are being unnecesarily violent about something mundane, that was never done before.
>> [_] Anon 1780710 I feel so dirty
>> [_] Anon 1780713 This belongs on a gore thread on /b/
>> [_] Anon 1780715 that's not how you watermelon ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1780717 Filthy bastard, this is the only way niggers are better then white trash.
>> [_] Anon 1780724 Did he find the most watery watermelon he could find? That was a lot of water to come out of a melon
>> [_] Anon 1780731 >># i think that was a genetically modified one, because there were also no seeds.
>> [_] Anon 1780773 Think of the niggers
>> [_] Anon 1780777 the niggers of think
>> [_] Anon 1780779 Ah, howtobasic. I love how, at the end, his hand trembles slightly He's like, "What have I done"
>> [_] Anon 1780800 >># More like, "Dammit! I try so hard but I still fuck up everything!"
>> [_] Anon 1780809 maybe i should buy some water melon tomorrow but i prefer the incorrect way of eating it
>> [_] Anon 1780814 Anyone else aroused?
>> [_] Anon 1780845 I've never eaten that shit. All of you are fucking wierdos.
>> [_] Anon 1780847 Needs more eggs.
>> [_] Anon 1780849 Oh my sides
>> [_] Anon 1780860 This video just reminded me of "Eye Socket", and I was all the more disturbed because of it.
>> [_] Anon 1780867 i switched tabs to see comment on it. then I realized without the images it sounded nasty.
>> [_] Anon 1780878 He did it wrong. He's not a nigger.
>> [_] Anon 1780884 Why would you do that to a perfectly good watermelon I feel cold and empty inside, somehow.
>> [_] Anon 1780893 >># nigger detected
>> [_] Anon 1780895 that sound it was making was perfect

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[_] Anon 1774912
>> [_] Anon 1774930 Think of the niggers
>> [_] Anon 1774967 WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE NIGGERS?!
>> [_] Anon 1774968 Sounds like zerg spawn its ground, or hatching from and egg
>> [_] Anon 1774970 sauce is howtobasic
>> [_] Anon 1774981 I THINK I DID SOMETHING WRONG OH GOD THERE'S BLUE PAINT EVERYWHERE
>> [_] Anon 1774984 IT HURTS TO WATCH THIS
>> [_] Anon 1774987 This makes me laugh uncontrollably
>> [_] Jack Kantus 1774991 My Stomach Exploded Watching This.... Op Has Delivered
>> [_] Anon 1774995 niggers don't cry men
>> [_] Anon 1775009 was thinkin i had to pee right before i clicked this and i nearly pissed and shat all over the place laughing so hard. Instead i only peed from my eyeballs
>> [_] CharChar !oDM/YVJ0P2 1775028 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upxw2eiPQ wU&feature=autoplay&list=UUR4s1DE9J4DHzZY XMltSMAg&am p;playnext=7
>> [_] Anon 1775053 >># >Op Has Delivered I don't think you know what that even means.
>> [_] Anon 1775063 I cried during the whole clip.
>> [_] Anon 1775067 Why do I now want to fuck a watermelon?
>> [_] Anon 1775069 I am a specialist on watermelons and I found this video very educational. You see, many people forget to use an egg when preparing an watermelon but this is not correct. Eggs can be found from a variety of sources such as supermarkets, farms, chickens, and your mothers ovaries
>> [_] Anon 1775096 I think I heard his knuckles crack on the final slice.
>> [_] Anon 1775129 What the fuck type of watermelon is that? It's not elongated and it doesn't have those typical markings on the outside.
>> [_] Anon 1775130 Dat egg smash