File: checkmate atheists.swf-(9.46 MB, 202x360, Japanese)
[_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)06:24 No.2481628
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)06:35 No.2481635
atheists are stupid in general, but so are people who claim they know. belief in anything is a
scary idea because does anybody really know? personally i don't think anyone truly knows and may
not ever know. i can accept the fact that i don't know. it's really that simple. the more i know
the more i realize how much i don't know. so in that sense, checkmate humanity.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)06:36 No.2481636
>>2481635
Go back to the gates of hell, Socrates.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)06:40 No.2481638
>>2481635
Way to be an atheist. If you don't accept the almighty Christian God, then you are an atheist,
silly atheist.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)06:41 No.2481639
What's the name of the song?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)06:44 No.2481641
>we can't observe it
But we can and do. That's why people can catch a new strain of influenza every year and bacteria
became resistant to antibiotics.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)06:45 No.2481645
so wait, didn't adam and eve eat from the fruit of knowledge? thus knowledge destroys faith and
once you go black you don't go back so i guess i can't erase my knowledge to let me become a
mindless child again.. shall we play with our toys children?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)06:48 No.2481648
I can honestly handle everything this jackass is spouting, but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOUR PHONE'S
IN THE WRONG FUCKING ORIENTATION
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 08/09/14(Sat)06:52 No.2481651
so what are agnostics then?
Also, the way he moves that phone around, it's like he's simulating a 3d version of his head.
Thus, God is Dead. Bwom bwom.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)06:55 No.2481653
>>2481638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j8ZMMuu7MU
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)07:08 No.2481661
>>2481635
Goog goin' coward.
Take a fucking stance you pussy.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)07:10 No.2481663
>>2481661
America - the post
>> [_] ThatOneGayFaggot 08/09/14(Sat)07:11 No.2481666
I swear this .swf gets like 50 comments a day.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)07:14 No.2481668
>>2481663
May God (who doesn't exist) bless us all!
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)07:31 No.2481677
1. i don't fully understand that phone analogy.
2. i always hold onto the optimistic idea that there may be a god, i just don't...know? so i
wouldn't say he's dead.
3. i was preoccupied watching that video haheh.
4.the one thing i never realized is if Christians or people who believe in something, why is it
that they go to church or say one thing and then go off and do the complete opposite, or it's
more like no one actually applies what they learn into there everyday life, that always threw me
off.
5. i rarely go on 4chan but can you really can't take anything anyone says seriously? i guess if
you believe in something..
6. and uhh i'm alot younger than you'd probably realize.. i just was saying funny shit really but
please as i said i'm always optimistic to learn, comprehend or understand something new so please
educate me of my possible ignorance?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)07:35 No.2481681
>>2481666
>666
BEGONE SATAN
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)07:47 No.2481689
>>2481641
b-b-b-but it isn't new eyes and intelligence! That doesn't count!
Fucking christcunts will move the goalposts every single time you use that example.
They seriously think Macroevolution is a physical process that happens. Macroevolution is just
the difference between one point in time and another that is over several generations.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)07:47 No.2481690
>>2481628
its good to be pagan
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)07:50 No.2481691
>>2481690
How do you call its follower? Pager?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)07:55 No.2481698
>>2481666
>666
Aaahahahahahahahahahahahaa-
>Rest of thread
I'll call out the retardation of the average atheist once I'm done calling out the bullshit of
the average christian, thank you very much
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)07:59 No.2481702
see that's the funny thing, you'd think, well at least if i truly knew god that i'd whole
heart-idly help this kid out, but no welcome to 4chan fggt xD
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)08:04 No.2481705
max bait
>>2481677
1. Didn't watch the video, but probably because you're retarded.
2. The same way you jab the ruler into your stomach so you're optimistically 4 inches?
3. Haheh.
4. Dissonance, hypocrisy, and lack of self-concept with a lack of moral oblige and an
over-inflated sense of self over others due to the belief that they alone are destined towards an
eternity of pleasure and thus justified in everything they do.
In reality, they'll probably just rot in the ground after making the world a slightly worse place
to live on.
5. No.
6. You seem like you're 12.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)08:18 No.2481717
just go with whichever idea sounds less crazy to you.
if you wanna believe some super god man made everything, go for it
if you wanna believe some creatures evolved over millions of years, go for it
its not like these things matter anyway. its just more bullshit to argue about
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)08:29 No.2481726
should be renamed to guaranteed_replies.swf
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)08:29 No.2481727
max bait? or altruism.
didn't watch the video? read all the comments.. if you base all your views, beliefs what ever all
in one perspective you're only getting a square and not the box. ahah this is pretty funny xD
also because that's more of a compliment, lets say i was 12 then my oh my, i must be a genius for
my age. smarter than the average 30 year old. so go on keep feedin the fire big boi. your petty
remarks will hopefully make you aware of your arrogant behavior.
an oh my, someone who is actually real? o.0
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)08:42 No.2481736
the thing is, go with what ever idea seems less crazy? it seems as if having faith in something,
anything is partially what makes us human. fantasizing is what makes humans, human. you ever
wonder why as in most societies,or lets say M'urica for this example as we tell our children
little white lies as a social norm like the tooth fairy, santa claus etc..? it's almost as if we
are preparing our children for the bigger lies. justice, mercy, duty, that sort of thing. lets
take a grain of sand and grind it down to the finest grain and sieve it through the finest sieve
and show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy and yet, yet you act as if there is a
greater power by which it may be judged. but we have to believe in that or then what's the point?
thus my point exactly.
>> [_] Bullseye !XCsU9HD7uE 08/09/14(Sat)09:15 No.2481759
>guarenteed_replies.swf
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)09:22 No.2481762
>>2481628
Something i never understood about the atheism, Why do you care what other people believe and
find their happiness in and why do you want to destroy that for them?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)09:28 No.2481765
>>2481762
fedora-tier atheists (see: reddit, people under 20) feel the need to validate their lives by
belittling others and feeling superior because of their views. It's the same reason that SJWs
persist in doing what they do, it gives their lives meaning and makes them feel like they're
making a difference.
Atheism is a good and valid idea, but most atheists are utter cunts
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)09:32 No.2481769
unless there'll be religion, which doesn't lie in it's basics, I will not acknowledge it. There
might be sime kind of god or gods, but for now universe we know is simply set of coincidences and
accidents.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)09:34 No.2481770
>>2481769
and degrees of probability that can be scientifically measured and verified
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)09:38 No.2481776
#perfect_world *trying to hide sarcasm*
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)09:41 No.2481777
>>2481635
>communities are stupid in general
I fixed that for you. Whenever people come together for any idea or belief, the stupid people
tend to shout the loudest and are easier to notice for those not involved with them.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)09:46 No.2481781
Insha allah mother fuckers
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)10:01 No.2481786
Seems like he doesn't even know what Evolution really is.
Ignorance is bliss.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)10:37 No.2481812
First, a theory is one of the most stable and trusted forms of information. It is something that
has been carefully formed and rigorously tested. Saying that "evolution is just a theory" is
nearly contradictory.
Secondly, the Law of Thermodynamics only applies to a closed environment. We constantly receive
energy and radiation from outside the planet, primarily from the sun, meaning that Earth is not a
closed environment.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)10:53 No.2481821
>>2481777
Fucking this. Take any fandom, community, political party, etc. and this right here will be true.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)11:54 No.2481876
is that the guy from king of queens
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)11:54 No.2481877
>>2481628
the way his phone camera stays centered on his face so well is almost giving me motion sickness
>> [_] Anonymous 08/09/14(Sat)12:01 No.2481889
>just a theory
Almost nothing in the world makes me more disappointed than that phrase.
