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[_] You just got hacked Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)03:49 No.2468288
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>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)03:57 No.2468297
Mind=blown
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)04:30 No.2468309
Who the fuck eats the core of an apple?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)04:32 No.2468311
Appleseeds contain cyanide
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)04:35 No.2468315
>>2468311
microscopic amounts you fucking moron
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)04:35 No.2468316
>>2468309
my old roommate at the whole thing actually, weirded the fuck outta me
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)04:38 No.2468318
>>2468316
That's nothing, my roommate eats cheetos with chopsticks.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)04:38 No.2468319
>>2468318
wha...why?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)04:41 No.2468321
>>2468319
Doesn't want the dust on his fingers. Guy is a fucking moron.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)04:43 No.2468323
>>2468321
Good lord. people like that exist....good to know
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)04:46 No.2468325
>>2468318
Huh, that's actually a pretty good idea.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)04:51 No.2468331
Who the fuck doesn't like cupcakes?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)04:52 No.2468334
Goddamn I hate all of these faggots labeling dumb shit they do/saying "_____ like a boss"
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)05:12 No.2468353
maddox, ladies and gentlemen.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)05:22 No.2468356
>>2468288
He didn't really get into the banana lifehack. I wish he did cuz ever since trying that I never
peel a banana any other way. It's actually useful. Maybe he just threw that one in there cuz he
was running out of material...ironic, considering that seems to be the place most of the people
he was criticizing were coming from.
>>2468318
That's....that's actually a pretty good idea.
Guess some life hacks do work.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)05:23 No.2468357
>>2468321
Do you enjoy the crud left on your hands from eating cheetos? I don't understand why this would
make you upset.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)05:26 No.2468360
I don't mind if you keep reposting this, as long as you know about maddox.xmission.com
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)05:34 No.2468365
>>2468357
Sucking the crud off your fingers is the best part, and it bothers me because he's eating finger
foods with a utensil. Do you eat M&M's with a spoon? Wash your god damn hands if you don't like
it.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)05:37 No.2468368
>>2468356
>banana lifehack
are you too fucking stupid to open it from the other end
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)05:41 No.2468370
>>2468360
>The best page in the universe
>made entirely in html
>1997-2014
welp
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)05:46 No.2468376
>madox
This nigger is still alive? holy shit
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)05:49 No.2468378
>>2468318
That's actually pretty genious. I hate getting that shit on my keyboard and mouse while playing.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)05:49 No.2468379
>>2468325
yeah its an awesome idea! but to save on wood (to help the environment, of course ;)) use your
fingers! They do the same thing as chopsticks, you have more control over them and if you're
worried about getting cheeto dust on them then use a napkin!
So basically the point I'm getting at is...how the fuck does that sound like a good idea in the
slightest?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)05:50 No.2468381
>>2468378
then wash your fucking hands
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)05:55 No.2468382
>>2468381
^This.
The whole fucking points of a life-hack is that it's practical. Those videos make things so much
more complicated than it's supposed to be.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)05:56 No.2468385
>>2468309
I do. Without eating the seeds.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)06:01 No.2468389
>>2468365
maybe it isn't the crud to begin with, it's just that he is a weab faggot like everybody else
here.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)06:09 No.2468391
>>2468378
If you have time to pick up some chopsticks and then proceed to pick up your cheeto then get back
to your game, then you surely have the time buy some fucking wet wipes and just wash your hands
after you eat one
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)06:15 No.2468395
why the hell does he complain about the dirt by the stem right after he teaches you how to clean
it out?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)06:28 No.2468403
>>2468395
the entire point of the (flash) video is to point out that none of the lifehacks mentioned
actually make your life easier.
Cleaning out the apple just so that you can eat the seeds and core isn't any better than just
ignoring the seeds and core
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)06:45 No.2468404
There were actually a few "hacks" he glazed over that sounded perfectly fine or he had fucking
idiotic rebuttals for, which was pretty dumb.
Otherwise he was on key for most of it.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)06:48 No.2468406
>>2468365
>sucking the crud off of your fingers
Not only are you a fat fuck.
You are a fat disgusting excuse for a human being.
Off yourself now you disease ridden cow.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)06:54 No.2468407
>>2468316
Reminds me of my friend from Skype. He eats the entire kiwi; skin and all.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)06:57 No.2468409
>>2468406
The cheese on your fingers is the exact same as on the cheeto. Maybe if you stopped fingering
your asshole you wouldn't have to worry about licking your fingers.
>> [_] plop2 07/29/14(Tue)07:00 No.2468411
>>2468315
eat a fucking bag of em' then cunt - its enough to kill a parrot from just 1.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)07:04 No.2468413
Apple cores are actually extremely bad for you. The pesticides, the artificial fertilisers,
everything used in their production is highly concentrated in the middle, meaning you're eating
all the shit that they spray on it (sometimes literally, too).
>> [_] plop2 07/29/14(Tue)07:05 No.2468416
to the people that don't understand why eating the part of the apple that surrounds the stem is
fucking disgusting: keep eating it please :)
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)07:11 No.2468422
>>2468316
use disposable gloves for greater mobility
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)07:11 No.2468423
>>2468413
Glad you watched the video, too.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)07:40 No.2468431
Banana one is actually good though. You snap the peel in a simple lever motion, and the grey bit
at the end stays there. It's no "genious maneuver", but it's handy.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)07:56 No.2468437
pesticides, cyanide, hard to chew core, dirt, dust, mmm delicious
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)08:06 No.2468440
>>2468407
But it's good for you if you eat it like that...
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)08:08 No.2468441
>>2468431
Maybe you didn't get it, but he's talking about how some people imitate the way primates eat
bananas by opening it up through the bottom, rather than the easier way of just snapping the stem
back near the "top" of the banana.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)08:20 No.2468449
>>2468441
In addition, opening from the end opposite of the stem includes pinching the grey part (since
there's no convenient STEM sticking out) which oozes out the sticky end of the banana.
It's an alternative way of opening a banana that works, but it's stupid.
Just stick to the way humans do it-- we're smarter.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)08:20 No.2468450
what a fag
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)08:21 No.2468451
I bet this guy doesn't even put paper in the toilet before shitting.
Have fun getting water in your ass faggot
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)08:24 No.2468453
>>2468288
I eat a banana backwards...
>> [_] Faggot McFaggins !4Kd0vVZhMM 07/29/14(Tue)08:26 No.2468454
You guys are just jelly
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)08:28 No.2468456
If i eat a whole bunch of apple seeds over the year, will i be immune to it cyanide eventually?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)08:30 No.2468457
>>2468456
Try it.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)08:31 No.2468458
>>2468441
>>2468449
Oh, I started opening bananas by pinching the bottom, and only later changed it to snapping the
stem. So that was the alternative in my mind. Still, he didn't explain much in that bit.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)08:31 No.2468459
>>2468451
what if you drop two turds?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)08:33 No.2468460
>>2468459
Oh it still works. Unless the shits are massive enough to fill the toilet in which case you'd get
shit on your ass anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)08:36 No.2468461
>>2468457
If i die, im going to sue you
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)08:48 No.2468469
>>2468460
It's not much of a problem for most people but maybe you just take bigger shits than most? I've
never had a problem with "splashback" unless it's diarrhea or forceful liquid shits.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)08:49 No.2468471
>>2468469
I don't normally have a problem with it it's just that it's so awkward the time it does happen.
Thus i just prevent it anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/29/14(Tue)08:50 No.2468472
My friend opens up bananas from the stem (I guess that's the 'top')
He has to pull it really fucking hard to rip it and gets squished banana all over his fucking
fingers
What I do is bite off the small part on the bottom along with the little brown bit and spit it
out into my hand and throw it away (teeth only, no contact with insides of mouth)
It works in less than a second and I can peel the banana instantly after and apparently I'm a
huge retard for doing it
