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[_] Anonymous 08/04/14(Mon)09:31 No.2475799
Why is Blobby so sad? :(
>> [_] Anonymous 08/04/14(Mon)09:49 No.2475817
because he has no blob gf
>> [_] Anonymous 08/04/14(Mon)09:54 No.2475822
>tfw no blobbygf
Basically.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/04/14(Mon)10:54 No.2475863
Blobby's parents divorced six years ago.
After the divorce was finalized and his mother could no longer use Blobby as a prop to secure
alimony, she dumped him back onto his father. Blobby's father resented him and became emotionally
abusive.
Blobby's father, a victim of child abuse himself, recognized his behavior and began drinking to
drown the guilt. In his drunkenness, he became physically abusive.
Blobby's friends alienated him for his bruises and his depression. Blobby's mother found a new
boyfriend and stopped calling.
Blobby's father attempted suicide via alcohol and and bottle of pills, surviving but suffering
hepatic failure.
Blobby loved his father despite his abusive behavior and alcoholism, and he could not bring
himself to leave him in a care facility. Blobby dropped out of high school and took on two jobs
to support his father.
Between working and taking care of his father, Blobby has no time to socialize.
Because he has no time to socialize, Blobby has no gf.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/04/14(Mon)11:01 No.2475865
>>2475863
Jesus Christ
>> [_] Anonymous 08/04/14(Mon)11:04 No.2475866
>>2475863
sad_blobby.gif
>> [_] Anonymous 08/04/14(Mon)11:05 No.2475867
>>2475863
Anon, is this story really about Blobby, or is there something you'd like to share with us?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/04/14(Mon)11:24 No.2475880
>>2475867
>or is there something you'd like to share with us?
I do.
It's actually quite shameful, and hard to come out with. But I guess I'll give it a go.
/f/... I... I... I LIKE MUSICAL THEATRE, OKAY!?!?!?!
THERE!!! You happy now!?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/04/14(Mon)11:26 No.2475883
>>2475880
Me too. What do you think of burlesque?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/04/14(Mon)11:27 No.2475884
>>2475883
FABULOUS!!!!!
And gives me a stiffy.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/04/14(Mon)11:31 No.2475886
How did this thread go from a sad cartoon blob to fucking rocky horror picture show in less than
ten posts?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/04/14(Mon)11:40 No.2475895
>>2475886
Welcome to /f/.
