File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] Confusing at first but really fun Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)21:47 No.2486364
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>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)21:56 No.2486382
terrible
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)22:01 No.2486389
Do they honestly expect people to sit through an unskippable tutorial for a fucking flash game?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)22:03 No.2486391
>>2486389
It's almost like an experiment on how people submit to their naturally short attention span, even
when the reward for it is outstanding. Sad to say: you're one of those people, and you're missing
out
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)22:05 No.2486396
>>2486389
Wha do you have to do that's so important? How short is your attention span?
It a really goddamned complicated game and you'll need to know this shit. Deal with it.
Anyway, you only have to sit through the tutorial once—unless you clear your cookies, it'll give
you an option to skip next time.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)22:10 No.2486402
>>2486396
I died on the tutorial level.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)22:17 No.2486414
This fucking intro just fucking fuck fuck
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)22:21 No.2486421
>>2486402
How
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)22:23 No.2486423
>>2486364
Can't beat 2nd phase meteor thrower on 6th level, any tips ? Using same strat at for the first
one isn't playing out.
ITT: people not knowing how to skip intro lol
>> [_] sage merchant threads, do not reply to merchant threads 08/12/14(Tue)22:25 No.2486425
>>2486402
So did I what the fuck now I have to go through the tutor- ah fuck it I'm going to bed.
>>2486421
My fucking browser wasn't focused on it so I couldn't move and then I clicked it and a giant
fucking meteor(ite) hit the planet and I died instantly, within like 5 seconds of actual gameplay.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)22:34 No.2486439
>>2486423
How did you get to level 6? I'm still stuck midway through level 5. Specifically that really
annoying double jump thing you have to do.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)22:34 No.2486440
Oi guys how do I cross the bridge at the end of level 4. I always close the fucking flash when I
get here because I keep dying. I need help fags.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)22:42 No.2486452
>>2486439
What thruster do you have equipped? If you're using the Titov or any other with a strong
horizontal bias, you have to take the first jump while the asteroid is off-screen, then jump
immediately after making contact.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)22:58 No.2486471
>sit through the entire retarded intro
>start first level
>tap ctrl
>instantly die, sent back to main menu to repeat intro
Absolutely epic game
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:03 No.2486478
>>2486452
Got it, thanks.
>>2486440
Did you kill all the enemies in the level? One of the ones heading towards the exit will take out
the bridge making it almost impossible to complete without grinding forever.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:03 No.2486479
>>2486402
>>2486471
Who let the retards in?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:13 No.2486483
Why do I have to sit through a retardedly long intro? Seriously, I get it. Throwing shit moves
you. Got it. Next....... Next................ yeah.... i get it now........ okay we can go to the
next slide now.............
fuck that
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:15 No.2486485
>>2486483
It's supposed to be funny because of 'muh funny song' but it's pretty fucking asinine. I get the
joke, it's just too drawn out.
>You gotta save the world
>But here you gotta learn how to do things
>Also astronomy with a funny song
>And a funny sidenote
>And now LET'S HURRY NO TIME
>Oh lol more physics hahaha
>Hey if I reference that I'm lecturing you that's like total self awareness that's pretty funny
right haha
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:17 No.2486487
>>2486483
The games worth it fagtron . They even sing you a cool anthem. Make sure you pay attention to
what they say about the meteor or you'll end up like
>>2486402
>>2486471
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:17 No.2486488
Jesus Christ, why couldn't they let you advance the text boxes at your own pace instead of making
you sit there for an extra 30 seconds per screen?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:20 No.2486492
>Sit through longass tutorial
>Fucking finally get to the shop area that lets you advance the text boxes
>Hit "Go"
>"Before you head out..."
FUCK THIS SHIT
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:22 No.2486495
>>2486492
>Planetary National Anthem
I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:24 No.2486498
>>2486495
Patience as a virtue has died. I almost pity this generation.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:25 No.2486500
>>2486495
Fucking pay attention. I won't spoil the plot, but that bit about the Spider King's jaws will be
important later.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:26 No.2486504
>>2486498
>>2486500
Oh haha, fucking hilarious. It's not actually a game, the point was to waste 15 minutes of my
life.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:27 No.2486505
Guys there is no game, if you couldn't already figure it out from the first seven replies itt
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:30 No.2486506
>>2486487
>>
I did pay attention. A bird on the level said it'd help me, so I waited. Then I died.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:42 No.2486519
>>2486506
You were fucking warned about physics dude
Did you really pay attention
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:44 No.2486522
Its pretty sad that people have gotten so bad at games that they cant even get past the first
level
anyways, thanks OP for posting, A real classic. Dont listen to what these fags say, they are just
mad/bad
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:45 No.2486524
>level 13
>No end in sight
Jesus fuck how long is this game god damn I've been playing for like an hour and a half.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:47 No.2486525
goddamnit, the spore vixens on the plant colony always get me
what am I doing wrong?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:47 No.2486526
>>2486506
>"...so I waited."
Why
How many times did the tutorial stress that you must hurry
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:54 No.2486537
too obvious but at least it had nice music
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:55 No.2486539
>>2486526
I thought it was pausing again to explain something else.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:56 No.2486543
get
Man hand, Angry munchkin, Polarziod
from Queeblar's shop and drop for hard modo
are you man enough?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)23:59 No.2486545
>>2486504
If you're here, it's not like you were going to do anything useful with that 15 minutes anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/13/14(Wed)00:00 No.2486546
>tfw the ice dwarf level
fug.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/13/14(Wed)00:14 No.2486570
>>2486546
>Getting stuck on the ice dwarf level
How could you forget the teleporter at the moon base? Backtrack and disable the turrets.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/13/14(Wed)00:23 No.2486583
>>2486570
backtracking through that ridiculous minefield? no thanks
>> [_] Anonymous 08/13/14(Wed)00:28 No.2486587
>>2486525
Stop staring at their tits and use the flamethrower.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/13/14(Wed)00:30 No.2486591
Man this place is full of newfags
>> [_] Anonymous 08/13/14(Wed)00:31 No.2486594
>>2486587
>not staring at their tits
What are you? Gay?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/13/14(Wed)00:33 No.2486597
fuck this this game fucking sucks hope the developers robin wiilliams
>> [_] Anonymous 08/13/14(Wed)00:35 No.2486600
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>>2486591
>>2486594
This is unreal levels of samefagging. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/13/14(Wed)00:37 No.2486605
>>2486600
>being so new that you.think this is samefagging
You don't deserve those dubs. Thank god school is starting back up so you newfigs will be too
busy to shit up 4chan with your childishness.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/13/14(Wed)00:44 No.2486617
>>2486600
>>2486605
how about whoever the fuck posted this game stops fucking replying to every comment just so it
wont fucking leave flash. its literally to long of an intro and has to little skill required
>> [_] Anonymous 08/13/14(Wed)00:48 No.2486622
>>2486600
But anon. We're you. And you are we. We are all one, don't you understand?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/13/14(Wed)01:03 No.2486642
>>2486617
You're new, aren't you, anon?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/13/14(Wed)01:13 No.2486652
>>2486622
>tfw Steamshovel Harry is the borg
>> [_] Anonymous 08/13/14(Wed)01:17 No.2486654
Holy fuck, I just got to the P.A.M. Space-Dragon Rider.
Literally how the fuck do I do this?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/13/14(Wed)01:39 No.2486676
>>2486617
>>2486600
Steamshovel harry I am so proud of you
>> [_] Anonymous 08/13/14(Wed)01:43 No.2486686
Holy fuck, why couldn't he make tutorial levels instead of that long, un-skippable cutscene? I
don't give a fuck how good the rest of the game is, this is awful design philosophy.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/13/14(Wed)01:46 No.2486690
>>2486686
Oh my fucking god, first there's an unskippable infodump then they expect you to make a decision
with no relevant information. Fuck this shit, I'm out.
