File: police knife defense video.swf-(4.35 MB, 480x320, Other)
[_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)17:32 No.2483365
classic
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)17:40 No.2483381
>machete
>longsword
What fucking alternate future do these police live in?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)17:52 No.2483389
>Pulls Knife
>Cop pulls baton
>Backs off like a Pussy
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)17:53 No.2483390
>>2483389
It's the way he pulled it out.
You could just see right that cop was about to lay down the law.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)17:58 No.2483397
This would be a more suitable defence video for... oh, I don't know... the British Police.
Because that's the country where knife crime is a big thing; where guns control is a thing and
unlicensed guns are illegal.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)17:59 No.2483398
>>2483397
Pretty sure these are Canadians.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)18:02 No.2483402
>>2483389
git gud
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)18:02 No.2483404
>>2483398
yep.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)18:04 No.2483406
>>2483398
I can never tell the difference...
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)18:16 No.2483417
>>2483406
The word "sorry" came from someone's mouth.
What are you expecting?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)18:49 No.2483451
>>2483397
>gun control
>a thing
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)18:49 No.2483452
>>2483451
It worked in Australia, a fucking continent full of criminals.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)18:51 No.2483454
>>2483452
>gun control
>working
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)18:52 No.2483458
>the guy just charging with a machete
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)18:54 No.2483461
>>2483458
あああああああああああああああ
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)19:10 No.2483490
>>2483454
>you
>not repeating the same thing
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)19:40 No.2483537
dat dude makes me want a tele-baton just so i can hold it like that and scare people
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)19:42 No.2483542
>>2483537
>I SAID
>*whips out baton*
>DROP THE KNIFE
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)19:43 No.2483545
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFr30p0aZl0&t=1m59s
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)19:46 No.2483550
>>2483545
>Unfortunately, this video is not available in your country because it could contain music from
UMG
Anyone care to describe it to me?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)19:46 No.2483551
>>2483545
>this lipstick tube, popular with prostitutes
I'll take your word for it, mister.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/14(Sun)19:50 No.2483556
>>2483550
It's like the original video, except at some point, the person pulling a knife from a sheath
behind his back, doing some fancy moves, is followed by Charly Lownoise & Mental Theo's hit track
Hardcore Feelings, and a montage of clips, some not from the original video.
It ends with someone giving a speech about his persistence in 'keeping up the good fight', and
how he will never be brought down, followed by a slow pan over the corpse of a downed officer.
