File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] /f/ is shit today Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)00:37 No.2454445
Any tips on the 5th level?
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>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)00:39 No.2454446
Oh FUCK YES I haven't played this one in awhile.
>> [_] Brosiris !5ZnlOItP4c 07/17/14(Thu)00:43 No.2454449
>game
nice misuse of tags there partner
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)00:46 No.2454452
Oh fuck not this
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)00:47 No.2454453
>>2454445
Dude, don't even bother with the fifth level, there's a skip hidden between the meteor and the
wall at the top of the screen right before the crystal storm comes in. I'm just trying to figure
out how to get the Golden Shovel powerup from the case on Level 7's bonus stage.
>> [_] = 07/17/14(Thu)01:04 No.2454471
>>2454445
>today
confirmed first day on /f/
Welcome.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)01:05 No.2454472
just wasted 10 minutes of my life, thanks guys.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)01:08 No.2454474
>>2454472
It isn't that bad of a game. Just because you can't git gud doesn't mean we wasted your life.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)01:08 No.2454476
>>2454472
git gud.
I bet you died on the tutorial level scrub
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)01:11 No.2454487
Anthem... too... long!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)01:13 No.2454489
>>2454487
If I ever have my own nation, the anthem will be 27 minutes long with a 15 minute guitar solo.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)01:23 No.2454497
Oh my FUCKING GOD
Don't show me how to play by EXPLAINING SHIT to me, show me how to play by LETTING ME FUCKING
PLAY.
If the 'instructions' are longer than a fucking minute, you've done it wrong.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)01:24 No.2454502
I love this game.
Especially when I move 20 feet from the start and get IMPALED BY A FUCKING METEOR.
What the FUCK?! Is this what you call a game. I call it shit, but that isn't even what i'm
concerned about right now. What i'm worried about is far beyond the FUCKING TEN MINUTE HOLOCAUST
that started this thread. No, what i'm pissed off about is the FUCKING NIGGER WHO POSTED THIS AND
GETS TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY POSTING SHIT TIER MATERIAL.
It burns me to think someone else will experience these same horrors.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)01:27 No.2454504
>>2454497
Pro Tip:
They are the entire game.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)01:30 No.2454506
Ahhh, this game. Good times.
>>2454502
Sounds like you got unlucky and jumped too early. Try waiting for it to pass in front of you
first.
The controls take a bit of getting used to, but once you've got the hang of it it's a pretty
decent game.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)01:34 No.2454512
>>2454506
Shut the fuck up faggot, you joke isn't even remotely funny.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)01:41 No.2454526
Never bothered to finish it til now, but saw that coming a mile away.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)01:44 No.2454530
>>2454497
>>2454502
>getting this assblasted about steamshovel harry
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)01:46 No.2454531
OMG FUK U
this is bad so fuking
really
man
bullshit
thts funny guys
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)01:46 No.2454532
>>2454530
I'd rather HAMMER A FUCKING NAIL THROUGH MY FIST than go through anything like this again.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)01:47 No.2454533
>>2454532
HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANYTHING
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)01:47 No.2454534
>>2454530
I don't think you under stand.
THIS WAS THE HOLOCAUST.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)01:47 No.2454535
I actually tried this time because I used to fuck up on the tutorial level but after actually
trying I got pretty far.Pretty fun
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)01:50 No.2454538
>>2454535
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
This isn't a game, fuck face.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)02:04 No.2454549
His Jaws can dissolve ANYTHIIIIIIIING
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)02:09 No.2454553
>>2454489
why 27?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)02:14 No.2454557
>>2454538
You're right. Science is a serious matter. That said, this educational game is hard as fuck. One
day I'll make it past level two.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)02:15 No.2454559
>>2454538
Sure is summer in here. Kiddies don't even know about Steamshovel harry. Probably the 3rd best
game I've played on /f/
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)02:18 No.2454560
>>2454497
Holy shit Oppenheimer, not everyone is a physics major. This game needs some explaining for us
laymen.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)02:38 No.2454574
>>2454445
this fucking game, I caught on when it hit the 3 minute mark through the anthem.
10/10
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)02:39 No.2454576
>>2454574
Oh man you were so close, that was the last part of it, then it was smooth playing from there!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)02:57 No.2454581
>>2454538
You got stuck at the first part. Didn't you?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)03:02 No.2454584
steam release when?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)03:41 No.2454600
I've been playing this for 30 minutes and was wondering how much longer until the end? I'm on the
4th level. I know I suck at this game.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)03:48 No.2454605
>>2454553
That's how many seconds I last in bed.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)04:00 No.2454613
>gravity is a function of math
fucking plebs
>> [_] Boris !OHm6dyH.wI 07/17/14(Thu)04:08 No.2454619
>/f/ is shit today
>posts a game with the longest most boring tutorial
You're shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)04:12 No.2454626
When can I actually play the fuck this tutorial is so long I grew a beard
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)04:13 No.2454629
This game really shows how bad kids are today. WAAH WAAH I HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO LEARN HOW TO
PLAAAAY
Suck it up, back in the day you had to read the manual to play games, and even then games were
fucking hard. This game is the same way, like Dark Souls difficulty from phase one but infinite
pleasure after you beat it.
>> [_] heaven 07/17/14(Thu)04:13 No.2454630
>brief
Yeah really brief; get rekt niggerfaggot
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)04:13 No.2454631
>>2454538
Someone b buttmad
>> [_] Boris !OHm6dyH.wI 07/17/14(Thu)04:15 No.2454632
>>2454629
>I you find badly executed tutorials with bad music bad, you're a kid
Yeah, okay.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)04:17 No.2454636
>>2454632
It's like offering meat to a vegetarian, I swear. Thank you for your contribution Boris, now go
sit down while the adults play some fukken STEAMSHOVELHARRY awwww yissss
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)04:46 No.2454656
Yo, anyone have any idea how to beat the Spider King? Seriously, I don't know if it was just my
choice in weapons at the start, but I cannot seem to do shit-all in terms of damage. Are there
even any indicators as to damage he has sustained?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/17/14(Thu)04:49 No.2454658
>>2454636
Have you been able to find the flame weapon attachment on the second level?