File: SCP Foundation - Dr. Clef's Seminar.swf-(5.58 MB, 320x176, Other)
[_] SCP Anon 2056572
>> [_] Anon 2056599 >oh and uh, kill the motherfucker before he knows you're there. >you're all certified now, class dismissed My sides
>> [_] Anon 2056696 SCP in a nutshell >[redacted] the [redacted] until [redacted] >Storytelling and narrative are overrated. What everybody wants to read are thousands of discontinuous legal texts Just like the holders, the SCP foundation is an example of a creative new way of presenting a four-paragraph short story and repeated thousands of times until any merit the style had has been milked, slaughtered, burned on the grill, and eaten by a dog.

File: SCP Foundation - Dr. Clef's Seminar.swf-(5.58 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1954133
>> [_] Anon 1954141 We need more of this shit!
>> [_] Anon 1954159 Shit is correct, with the whole fucking website being nothing more than shitty OP self-insert circlejerks where content and people are fumigated by those fucking Nazis. clef is shit, bright is a bitch, that stupid little girl deserves worse than her coma and whoever thought up of abel deserves to be lynched for what can qualify as a mary-sue level piece of shit. Yes I mad.
>> [_] Anon 1954178 >># Why you so sad?
>> [_] Anon 1954184 >># which girl?
>> [_] Anon 1954189 >># http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-239 Probably this one
>> [_] Anon 1954197 >># this humors me because I was literally just on that page an hour ago because I've been reading them in order
>> [_] Anon 1954346 >># Abel got retconned awhile ago, bro. He's now just a raging psychopath who doesn't stay down.
>> [_] Anon 1954347 >># but why
>> [_] Anon 1954364 What a weird ARG thing.
>> [_] Anon 1954388 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT 9mm YOU LITTLE SHIT? IM GONNA TURN YOUR DICK INTO A FUCKING BAGEL IF YOU DON'T LAY THE FUCK DOWN!

File: SCP Foundation - Dr. Clef's Seminar.swf-(5.58 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1925149
>> [_] Anon 1925167 "Kill the motherfucker before he knows you're there. You're all certified now. Class dismissed." fucking lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1925197 this is fantastic
>> [_] Anon 1925225 that's it?! back stab and hope it works? really?
>> [_] Anon 1925233 Clef is a real piece of shit, but then so is everyone on that circlejerk nazi site.
>> [_] wut Anon 1925258 >># hay where is this from? is it a game or something?
>> [_] Anon 1925348 >># http://www.scp-wiki.net/about-the-scp-fo undation http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subculture s/scp-foundation I really hate to use knowyourmeme, but it has some good info about the site. It's basically a creative writing site where people create creepypasta-like scientific reports on paranormal creatures, substances, phenomenon, etc. I think it's pretty strange, but some of it's fairly entertaining.

File: SCP Foundation - Dr. Clef's Seminar.swf-(5.58 MB, Other)
[_] just cause Anon 1881752 keeping it interesting
>> [_] Anon 1881755 i love these things for some reason
>> [_] Anon 1881779 Dr Clef is one of my favorite SCP characters.

File: SCP Foundation - Dr. Clef's Seminar.swf-(5.58 MB, Loop)
[_] [DATA EXPUNGED] Anon 1874925 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1874936 who did this crap...
>> [_] Anon 1875030 Goddamn I love these
>> [_] Anon 1875041 >># >fucknugget Oh god my sides

File: SCP Foundation - Dr. Clef's Seminar.swf-(5.58 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1858708 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1858738 Hahaha, yes.
>> [_] Anon 1858745 >I'LL TURN YOUR GUN INTO A FUCKING BAGEL lost it
>> [_] Anon 1858826 SCP used to be so good but now it's just a fucking fanfic bullshit site. I hate Alto Clef, he's just the worst entity in the entire universe
>> [_] Anon 1858977 >># sounding a bit like a hipster but i get your point yeah, i know what you mean but that's what happens sometimes. example: /b/

File: SCP Foundation - Dr. Clef's Seminar.swf-(5.58 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1853132
>> [_] Anon 1853302 I'll turn your gun into a fucking bagel.

File: SCP Foundation - Dr. Clef's Seminar.swf-(5.58 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1847146
>> [_] Anon 1847158 >The fucking desks are gonna kill you! Not with all this shit on mine.
>> [_] [DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED] 1847193 [DATA EXPUNGED]
>> [_] Anon 1847206 [REDACTED]
>> [_] Anon 1847216 [DATA REDACTED]
>> [_] Anon 1847222 >># >># >># Hahaha
>> [_] Anon 1847251 Bump for awesomeness
>> [_] Anon 1847291 [REDACTED]
>> [_] Anon 1847308 >># Listen █████████ you stop that [DATA REDACTED] right now or I'll [DATA EXPUNGED] your [EXPLETIVE DELETED]