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[_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)10:32 No.2563073
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)10:35 No.2563075
>>2563073
>guaranteedreplies.swf
>implying the Euro-soccer scene isn't corrupt to all hell
>implying
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)11:33 No.2563093
>>2563073
cool story, post it on /sp/
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)11:42 No.2563097
>>2563073
Why do you hate freedom?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)11:51 No.2563102
So some British faggot is mad about football. Who cares?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)11:54 No.2563104
>>2563102
what's the status of your jimmies?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)12:15 No.2563124
>>2563075
implying anybody cares<
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)12:21 No.2563127
op i love you.
im reposting this everywhere
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)12:56 No.2563153
I agree with the concept. Handegg would be a better term, yes.
Doesn't mean the guy isn't obnoxious as hell in the delivery though. Course handegg is stupid
while football is boring. Steroidstick is lame and jumpball / niggerhoop is impossible to follow
since it all blends.
Sports a shit these days.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)12:59 No.2563156
>>2563073
>this is what europoors actually think
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)13:03 No.2563157
>>2563073
>implying USA comments that says: "whocares" equal to "i butt hurt 2200%"
>implying im not an amerifat retard
>GG
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)13:13 No.2563164
>>2563153
At least in American football, players don't take a dive at the slightest provocation like little
bitches.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)13:16 No.2563166
>>2563164
yes your point stands,but your players are dressed in armour.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)13:18 No.2563169
>>2563166
doesn't matter, divegrass is the absolute shit tier poor people sport.
3rd World Ball is the worst inclusion into the sports world ever.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)13:21 No.2563174
EVERYBODY'S SUPER SONIC RACING
TRY TO KEEP YOUR FEET RIGHT ON THE GROUND
WHEN YOU'RE SUPER SONIC RACING
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOOK AROUND
WE'RE JUST SUPER SONIC RACING
RUNNIN' TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN
EVERYBODY'S SUPER SONIC RACING
COME ON, LET THE FIRES BURN
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)13:23 No.2563175
>>2563166
Our players are dressed in armor so that they can keep going after a couple games. Football is
extremely injury-prone, WITH the armor.
Soccer is decidedly not.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)13:35 No.2563185
>>2563175
>making a sport about running into each other
>adding armor to be able to run into each other for a longer time
>calling the practice by the same name as another sport
>refusing to call the original sport by its own name
>confusing something not round for a ball
yup, sounds like americans alright
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)13:37 No.2563187
american football sucks, i like muh baxitball
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)13:59 No.2563209
>football
>a ball that looks like a foot
>has laces
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)14:00 No.2563210
>>2563209
>implying feet have laces
>veins growing out in a special pattern
It's called cancer, Anon.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)14:02 No.2563211
American football is for edge kids that want to be hardcore, even when 80% of the game is hugging
and groping muscular men
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)14:05 No.2563214
>>2563211
So you're saying that 'Murican football is like wrestling, just armored and running? It must add
up to the fetish multiplier.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)14:09 No.2563219
>>2563073
>caring about sports
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)14:13 No.2563223
>>2563214
Except that in wrestling they all know is supposed to be silly and over the top
In their football, whoever, they take the gayness and PATRIOTIC SPIRIT seriously. Making it even
more silly than Hulk Hogan ripping his shirt off
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)14:17 No.2563226
ITT, babies who don't know who John Cleese is
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)14:28 No.2563229
so this faggot is mad because America is undefeated in worldwide football leagues?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)14:32 No.2563231
>>2563226
/bread
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)14:35 No.2563232
>>2563223
I thought he meant real wrestling not WWE wrestling
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)14:37 No.2563235
ITT:
>>2563073
>>2563075
>>2563093
>>2563097
>>2563102
>>2563104
>>2563124
>>2563127
>>2563153
>>2563156
>>2563157
>>2563164
>>2563166
>>2563169
>>2563174
>>2563175
>>2563185
>>2563187
>>2563210
>>2563211
>>2563219
>>2563223
>>2563226
>>2563229
>>2563231
yep
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)14:38 No.2563236
>>2563073
Holy shit some jimmies gonna get rekt
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)14:39 No.2563237
Imagine the day the US wins FIFA.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)14:40 No.2563240
John Cleese is a personal hero of mine.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)14:42 No.2563241
>>2563237
with 316M population, good economy, even niggers, it only took forever
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)14:42 No.2563242
>>2563240
is this b8?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)14:52 No.2563249
>>2563242
John Cleese has been responsible (along with the rest of monty python) for some of the funniest
material of recent past.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)14:56 No.2563252
>>2563242
>inb4 you say "who's dat"
kill yourself
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)15:09 No.2563267
>>2563175
Actually the extra protective gear just leads to more injuries, because these dumbasses will get
shit like concussions and keep playing. With less pads, players won't hit each other as hard.
There is grassdiving in divegrass, but I think americans aren't really trained to tell the
difference between fake injuries and real ones because our sports always hype up the big hits and
shit. We see even legitimate injuries in a sport like european football and we think it looks
fake because TV trained us that way.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)15:24 No.2563278
>>2563153
Its called football because of its relation to rugby.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)15:24 No.2563280
>People not realizing a famous comedian is making a joke.
:|
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)15:24 No.2563281
im 90% sure this is intended to be comedic and im sure that 90% of the people in this thread are
taking it way too seriously
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)15:26 No.2563282
>>2563281
>implying
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)15:33 No.2563291
There is so much mad here
>> [_] Anonymous 10/14/14(Tue)15:35 No.2563296
>>2563291
Where? Nobody in this thread cares.
