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[_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)19:03 No.2552265
Why's there a church in Hell anyway?
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>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)19:06 No.2552268
>>2552265
kek. thanks doc.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)19:10 No.2552271
top kek. my /f/ senses were tingling the entire time, and lo, thyn daily dose be here.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)19:10 No.2552273
All religions are the one true religion.
According to all religions, everyone who does not belong to the one true religion goes to hell.
Since all religions cannot be the one true religion, because that would contradict the other
religions being the one true religion, all religions are wrong. It follows that everybody does
not belong to the one true religion.
Therefore, everyone goes to hell.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)19:14 No.2552278
>>2552273
Cool fallacious logics there, buddy.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)19:29 No.2552287
Is this from some game? I can't find any details on it.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)19:30 No.2552289
>>2552265
It's a Hell-church
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)19:31 No.2552290
PlumpHelmetPunk?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)19:31 No.2552291
Seriously though, the Mormons believe people who die without converting are given a second chance
to convert in the afterlife (hence the whole baptizing dead Holocaust victims by proxy thing),
before Mormon Jesus comes along and ends the world as we know it. A church in hell might make
sense from their viewpoint.
The reason it's manned by a Catholic priest is because all the Mormons would be off having
endless celestial sex on their personal planets.
CAPTCHA: missionary tedGTur
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)20:22 No.2552327
>>2552287
Looks like some mod for one of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)20:37 No.2552339
>>2552265
takk lege
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)20:41 No.2552342
>>2552291
The practice of baptizing the dead serves the same purpose that it does in life. It symbolizes
the entering from one existence into another.
When alive it symbolizes going from a man or woman to a man or woman in service to God.
When dead, it serves as a ritual symbolizing the resurrection promised by Christ.
Also, the celestial sex thing is a perversion of Mormon doctrine.
A man and his wife will be joined in the celestial kingdom and they will be one spirit truly
whereas they struggled to do so in the physical world.
It's probably the idea of a feminine spirit coupling with a masculine one that makes people
instantly think it is sexual in the same sense as we know it on Earth.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)20:44 No.2552346
Thanks Doc
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)20:52 No.2552349
The game is Arma 2
That one thing you had to buy if you wanted to play the original DayZ mod
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)20:54 No.2552350
It never fails. You make a snarky comment about Mormons on a website dedicated to some of the
worst perversions on the planet, and one of them shows up with a completely sober and sanitized
correction of your statements.
You neglected to point out the "personal planet" thing is exaggeration of God's extended plan for
mankind in the Celestial Kingdom, there's no scripture that says blah blah blah blah
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)20:59 No.2552355
>>2552273
I say all religion is the same except scientology and jedi
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)21:17 No.2552388
>>2552350
who are you responding to?
never forget to use quote links
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)21:19 No.2552392
>>2552388
> It's too difficult to follow the conversation in a 15 post thread.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)21:39 No.2552407
it's always best to use quote links, even if your post is right next to the one youre responding
to.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)21:45 No.2552411
>>2552407
Way to follow your own advice there.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)21:48 No.2552415
>>2552411
i think he did it to prove a point and to be a faggot
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/14(Sat)21:51 No.2552418
i disagree
i think he was being a faggot unintentionally
